The programme makers must be gleefully happy! All that publicity...

^ That would be torture, and I don't quite like torture, you know?

^ I reckon too, CG, just the KKs, please. Hold the fish. Thanks.

^ How about you bring back some Krispy Kreme Doughnuts instead? I like that idea better.

Are we bovvered?

Originally posted by Caano Geel: Val Talking of jellyfish, Yum .. That looks gross. And dangerous.

^ And would that be a fate worse than death?

^ Yaa diin ka fakaraya? Maadan maqlin, saddex saddex baa loo guursadaa dumarka imika. Matrimonial prostitution?

Originally posted by rudy: i guess, when a low life jamaican yells assume the position to u fish-n-chip, u be jumpin into that dawgie pose like there is no tomorrow!! Qofkani 'Jamaicans' buu ku waashay! Do you see them behind every corner, Rudy? Tut tut...such a lame donkey. :rolleyes:

^^ Eww @ 'burkini'. So, I guess you all hail from East London? Good God! You poor people! There is a massive leisure centre at my doorstep. It has a massive swimming pool (or so I'm told as I have yet to step through the doors) and I usually see a congregation of Hijabis on Sundays and some weeknights. I don't know how that helps tho, since you don't seem to live in my part of London.

LoL, you guys are just eager to see Zu off and married, aren't ya? Leave the poor guy alone.

OMG, NG, you are mad! *Hysterical*

^ That's because I give in to your vanity far too often.

Lily, sure, we've got to defend our faith (although I believe Islam speaks for itself). We've got to defend the faith from both those who are attacking it AND those who are misusing it (those Muslims Cynical is referring to).

Oi, what are you implying? I'll have you know I post during my breaks and lunchtime. :rolleyes:

Serenity, working for a living doesn't always enable you to pursue something you are passionate about. If you don't have money worries, you can do something you really love.

NP: Making your own sounds great. I suppose you know how to use a sewing machine then? I think the last time I bought a dirac was in 2002.

^ Possibly! Serenity, sounds fabulous. Do enjoy yourself. Which movie tho?

^ Don't you have things to do?

To answer your question: No, we are certainly not responsible for the inexplicable actions of a few confused individuals.

Ah, a Happy New Year to all Muslims everywhere! May God make it a peaceful, prosperous and healthy year for us all. Amiin. Any resolutions?

Boredom and loneliness is only a problem if you are a shallow person with no hobbies, surely?

^ Oh please, like anybody wants to see your mug. I hope everything is alright with friend Y. Talk of family emergencies give me a tummy ache. I'm waiting for the pics too. Not of London (had enough already), but of the Swiss Alps and Italy.

NP: You make diracs? I can't help wondering what it feels like to be rich. Not to have to scrimp and save and worry about debts, bills or making ends meet each month.

Guess I missed it.