ME isn't doing too badly. He's at least matching people with the opposite sex. Ha ha!

So, is this an anti-married-folks-online gathering or something? Let people be, please.

Ha ha @ Louis Vuitton laundry bag. These in-trend must-have maxi-dresses are an accident waiting to happen! I borrowed my sister's yesterday and I hadn't taken two steps before I was tumbling down the stairs and landing on my face.

QL, you finally made it to Africa! Masha'Allah. It sounds like your trip has already had a good start. I wonder if you'll be taking in Tanzania and Uganda as well? Thanks for the report. Looking forward to reading more about your trip I'A. Have fun and be safe!

Originally posted by Biixi: 'cause Somali complain about when faarax shows romance to 'em They say something "gaal gaaluu iska dhigaa... bishimihiisuu iala soo aaday..aar maxaa la dhaqan badalmay...hoitel aan tageenaa lagu lahaa ...." ^^ Is that your definition of romance? Romance baa iska ba'ay.

Inaa Lilahi wa inaa Ileyhi raajicun. Sophist, I'm so sorry for your loss. May Allah bless your father and lead him to Jannah. Samir iyo iimaan and my deepest condolences to you and your family, walaalo.

^ Urm...What took you so long? Waxaan rabaa tips on sida looga matajiyo dodgy employers.

LoL @ Xanthus. Glad you're home, safe and sound. Ignore the outraged Burcaawis...can't take criticisms, can they? Tut tut.

It's real life dating that worries me. Imagine not being able to 'block' and ignore rogue faaraxs? *Shivers* Even worse, imagine having to dress up, put on make-up and actually leave the house? :eek:

It looks starved. Was just probably looking for some food, poor thing.

^ LoL. So, Serenity, where did you end up going? And please tell these good people that money isn't an option in your restaurant search because your company picks up the bill. It's alright for some, ain't it? *Sigh* Now where is Sheh...I need some advice on grievances and employment tribunals.

Rudy, you might not have had the fortune to come across them, but some xaliimos (duq or otherwise) actually pay their own way. Hey XPatra! Yeah, I met some former kiwis in Brisbane. I have family there too and from what I hear NZ is as gobsmackingly gorgeous as AUS, so it might be better to use your leave to explore it as fully as you can. Although it can't be a bad idea to check out Sydney! If you really want to go to Aus, remember that British citizens don't need a visa for NZ but they do for AUS. Haneefah, thank you dear. :cool: Paragon, no, I didn't go to the outback unfortunately.

^ Not convinced either.

The Q is, if there is a nanny, whether hot or not, what would Zu need to stay at home for? NOTE - Playing with your shiny new gadgets (or the nanny) isn't a good enough reason.

LoL...c'mon you two...leave Rokko alone! Johnny, I like sidaad adiga iyo Zu isugu jiibineysaan. Smarmy faaraxs... :mad: NG, calaacalka naga daa. I know you're envious of my holiday! LoL @ "she doesn't do mid-life crisis house calls".

Originally posted by Legend of Zu: ^^^LooooL...I second that..Can I also add..I expect Gold Credit Card - Unlimited, a Landrover Discovery [yep I know, I am modest] all car expenses paid, one remote control for everything in the house including the message chair, unlimited @#$%^%$# and weekends no interference when the footy is on... Waxaas baa kibir la yidhaahdaa!

^ Hello Johnny. Why are you discouraging my admirers in such a way?

LoL @ drama queens. I see Khalaf is growing nicely into another Khayr.

Originally posted by Che-Guevara: ^^^If that lingers on, I heard Viagra helps. Helps with what, dear? Jet lag?

^ The perfect hostess. Sheh, take Intui up on the offer and partake in some Aussie luv! LoL @ Cara. I worry for you sometimes! Rahima, Sydneysiders are blondes ey? No wonder they seemed to have more fun! Ah but you're right, Melbourne grew on me. I really liked it by the end. Very cool city. Norf, sorry about the pics. I only have the one account with flickr unfortunately. Is there really no other way for you to view the images? Rokko, thanks dear. :cool:

Looking forward to the pics. Come back safe, Xanthus!

^ Glad you're enjoying yourself. :cool:

A herbalist? Woz that? Lily, I think those are reflexologists or something like that. Chiropractors are the ones that crack your neck and spine, and both have been aching since.

^ Almost. Managed to sleep through the night last night. Waahey!

^ Zii, that's so heartless. Be kind! Lily, sounds very annoying. Are you in publishing by any chance? I seem to think you are an editor of some kind.