Hehehe... the funniest match...wonderful world of soccer!!!... ------------------------------------------------- BELGIAN women's football team SK Berlaar had to stomach a 50-1 defeat against rival KV Mechelen because their goalkeeper had opted to attend a music concert instead, a local newspaper said. "Our keeper went to Pukkel Pop. That's why," substitute goalkeeper Charlotte Jacobs told Het Laatste Nieuws. KV Mechelen scored their first goal after only four seconds. "At half-time the score was 27-0. But after half-time we were able to recover." "We had to stomach only 23 goals and we scored once ourselves, right at the end. They allowed us to score. That was sweet of them" -------------------------------------------------- ^^^ classic..heheh cheers

Originally posted by Bishaaro: quote:Originally posted by Zephyrine: ^ LoL...Do I detect conceit, B? I have read that physical beauty, more than anything else, has much to do with how symmetrical the facial features are. And I suppose it is true. Was having a blonde moment Zu: Look at Jessica Simpson's face, if you want to know what symmetrical face is. And for you to be sizzling hot, you'd have to loose the hat, and shaati chineska, you'r buttoned up all the way to your collar bone. Man thats geeky, loosen up. Jessica simpson is not what I will call beautiful..com'on!... Leave my shaati and hat alone ...and if that is geekiness..Am hot Geek then! See, for me, Physical beauty is more than just symmetrical face...gestures complete the features...I think the Somalis say "Jinniyo"...witout them you call the person unattractively good looking/beautiful...

Originally posted by Bishaaro: Girl puts him through school, a decade or so, he leaves girl for a HOT young chick! Then what? a) Girl shoots herself, b) shoots him, c) shoots both, e) gives them her blessings, f) a & b f) a&b..how can she shoot him after she shot herself? :confused: Besides You can use option C ...btw am just pickin on yuh!

Originally posted by Zephyrine: I am saying YOU are symmetric, Zu . As well as exotic and hot and sizzling and innocently sexy ... Oh Yeah..what are u implyin here?..are u sayin am Hot n Sizzlin Farax with nice bidaar and great moustache? ..apart from the jokes...explain what u mean symmetrics... Cheers

^^^ Are you sayin you are symmetric?

Originally posted by Bishaaro: ^^ War anagaa wax aragne. Legend, shimee qaldaan noqotayna? Ku idhi, ku tidhi baaba ka bixi waysee Do you have Borders in Australia? I'd love to come there to just say words like "Cheers and Mate." Haa Noo..Cawo aa sheekada qaybteeda horay qortay..so I need to stick with the theme... LoL@ Borders..of course..what do you think of us (aussie), punch of kangaroo hunters?? Cheers and Mate waa dhihi kartaa...ani igu bar baro... Cheers

^^^ Does that mean you are dwarfette? If you are exotic, Hot, sizzlin and innocently Sexy..You're beautiful... If you need more info let me know... I may write an essay about the above line... Cheers

Rudy..Your money goes before you spend?... Isn't that the definition of Marraige??? LoL Shirwac..I dont eat out at all?..sxb..cookin for a xaliimo once or twice is hard enuf ... BTW How u gonna mesmerise a hot xaliimo with that attitude? Sxb..it is ok...do some saving..just put it into good use!! Cheers

^^^ heheh..Are u mockin Me?

^^^OK..ok..I'm tryin..the pressure...where is that damn BOB... -------------------------------------------------- He walks away from Ceebla’s apartment thinking ... “I wonder how she will take that? Have I assumed a lot? Will she freak out? Will she say “yesâ€â€¦ He jumps to his Silver Convertible Audi A6 and drove off… lost in his thoughts…he was awaken from the wonderful dream by the ring of his Mobile…. It was Samatar… his best friend and confidante… Samatar: Waar Cilmi haye? Ma geysey kabtii (Laughs) Cilmi: haa sxb Samatar: warqadiina? Cilmi : waa ku dhex riday!..(Laughs… his thoughts on what he has just done!) Samatar: sxb...geesi ayaad tahay walaahi.. I don’t think I have that courage!!! Oo...maxay ku tidhi? Cilmi: maxaa kale oo ay i odhan lahayd.. iyadii oo yaaban baan ka soo tagay? Samatar: oo maxaad ku soo kala tagteen!!! (Little annoyance in his voice) Cilmi: I asked her to think about it and to give me her response on Friday… Samatar (laughs): Waar niyow adaaba yaab leh…maxaad ku keentay inaad kab u geyso? Cilmi : waxaan u geeyeyba la arki doone’…sxb…teleefan kuma dhamayn karnee bal hadhow aan is aragno… Samatar: waa inoo BORDERS!.. Cilmi: cheers mate! Later in Borders… Cilmi drinking his Mocha late’…wondering…I wonder if she has recognised me? After all these years? What would she say if she realises who I am?… Cilmi reflexes his legs feeling sore after the long and hard training he has endured for this weekend’s soccer match… I cant be thinking of her…I have to be ready for the soccer match… I need to put all my concentration for this weekend’s important match…can’t let my team mates down …I need to concentrate… He hears “ Waar sxb waran?†Cilmi looks up...it was his friend Samatar…. To be continued…

^^^^ IS jiidjiidaynii aaba rooneed...ma is tiri? @ least we enjoyed it Cheers

^^^^ The Prof has spoken..You girls should drop what eva you are doin and do as he say...er'..that is an order!!!! Cheers

You lots are homesick....what is so great about those places?? Seriously...it is just dhul qarax ah!!! If you sayin it is great becoz its home that is different case...but sayin these are beautiful scenaries is just absurd!!! some of the pics look like they were taken of Mining Zones !!! Cheers

Nope..neva been consistent and have no plans to be one..I hate to be predictable... besides I think I have few of me in Me..if that makes sense..so depends who of me you have met Cheers

Originally posted by Hibo: quote:Originally posted by Legend of Zu: ^^^^ WHy not Aussies @ Hibo?? Lol.. Zu.. waa is sheegtay haye.. maskiin... no baby... Aussie is too deserted and too far from my place.. hadii safar soo galo 28 hrs diyaaro lee saarnaaneysaa nooh! Unless aad post in laguugu soo sameeyo rabtid You dont know what you missing then... Where are the Aussies when You need them!!

Orgi..lol...you mistaken dude...do u mean the New zealanders??

^^^^ WHy not Aussies @ Hibo??

The Bene... Are u an Aussie? a sheila or a bloke?

Orgilaqe reminds me of that Movie "OFFICE SPACE"..hehehe His bosses will demand one report eight times!! Cheers

Waraa Tuuhiye..see kaa noqotay dude?... saddex kaasomaayo inaa la dagaashid aa alfalaax usoo gashatay... waxaa iigu daran koox iyo macal bakiinahoodana waa soo wadatay.... Anyways... we have witnessed in the women's section how some simple misunderstandings almost killed a friendship... I think ppl should start readin carefully and digesting the info before they act on it... I see everyone gets defensive and emotional in SOL... even some topics you can't separate whether the discussion is about the person or the topic... If you ask anyone why don't you respond to posts or start topics..I can tell you the majority will respond "ppl get too personal"... and topics like this don't help either... If I were a moderator I would have deleted every topic that attacks a member no matter who they are!!! It is time admin takes stand... ppl should have fun but not at the expense of others.. Cheers

PORN CAN MAKE U BLIND..!!!! check the link http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16278979-13762,00.html Cheers

^^^^ That is not funny :mad: I needed that Kute!!

Dude..Goonle..I tell yuh she has the hots for yuh!

Caano Geel..Good Advise ..- Meeshaan ha ii Afro Xumaan - Balaayo kula madax qurac lahaataye Cheers

^^^ Openin another Matchin Agency... Am sure animal farm has a plan of what to do in his up comin adventure to the Xaliimo Land... I would advise him to be weary of the One Called Femme Fatale - she is one of the Border Guards - Cheers