^^^ Actually He was not Lipsynching...He memorised the words and the rhyme..more like sida ay soomaalida heesaha hindiga u heesi jireen..loool... I remember they used to say he had aids and he wanted to infect as much as somali girls he can...I dunno where tyhat rumour came from.... Cheers

^^^ Dude...you don't want a woman to watch the Football with you! ...believe me..you will be pissed off...when she says "ooh that player is cute!" Cheers

Well...I dunno but Sometimes a xaliimo with her worn out dirac and messy look is soo hot..you would want to ravish her...in kinda nice way!! ..you dont want her to be Like - that chick from Desperate house wives... the Crazy one - too clean..too goody goody! Cheers

You mean you wrote a movie? Are you gonna direct it? what is it about? fill us in... Cheers

^^^^Then the world would be full of Gay!..We don't want too many Hillary Skank (no pun) Then again may be you didn't want to be "butch" Cheers

Originally posted by Brownie: quote:Originally posted by Tyjwania: Brownie and Zu: Can't wait to see you two cows get old. They say you will end up looking like your parents. I'm glad both my mom and dad are hotties . How will you look when you turn 60? I hate to hurt your feelings, but no way a Dheelo with even no brain is going to want your decrepit old man body, unless ofcourse .. ( ) Unless i turn myself into the "V" man? kkkk Dont worry about these old men who want upstairs less dheylos, why because(lol) they have no downstairs Walax ma nux nuxi karaan.....eee ^^^Hahaha...I am not so sure that they don't have down stairs....Ninkii Odayga ahaa muxuu yiri " Bal Naag foolxun miyaan ku ag dhintaa?"...Bil ka dib wadnaha ayaa istaagay...The things you hear!!!

^^^ Leer?...using what?

Check the Library of Congress and CIA Year Book.. Sorry..am in a rush so I can't provide the link..will do that later Insha Allah

Originally posted by Tyjwania: I live in that famous place, tis my second home! And I thought all this time - Inaad Jaamacadii Ummadda ka soo baxday...waa reeeeer gooooogle! :eek:

LoL...certain torture could be exciting to some...who knows who is into what? BTW..isn't late for you? or u become a Late Nite Adventurer!

Add that to...Dhaylo with every curve and No Upstairs!

"Spiritual Muslims . . . would be more lax. They may not keep all 30 fasts in the month of Ramadan. They may dress in a very Western way, and when going out they wouldn't be strict about eating non-halal. A spiritual woman wouldn't wear a veil. A spiritual man wouldn't wear a beard," he says. These Spritual Muslims??? where did they get these definitions from? Cheers

lol ^^^ Ever heard of Chinese Torture!

^^^ How much are we talking about?

^^^ LooL...I was one step ahead...Set a trap that she can't escape Am just waiting Mr Malaysia to sign everything off Cheers

Originally posted by Nomadic Princess: ^ More Pertinent question. Why spell Mum like an American? Well... too much of american programs on Aussie TV

: Originally posted by Haneefah: And ignorance does my dear brother? Well I don't know how you can deduce from what I said that ignorance is better than knowledge…but saying that I have realised You have not understood the point Fabiana and I made in the above posts. The Notion was - You can prepare as much as you like - but once you entered the institution of marriage, the rules of engagement change. One has to understand that nothing and nobody can guarantee anything on this earth even if it's worth an atom's weight, for that is a domain exclusive to our Creator and Him alone. Now that you have agreed nothing is guaranteed - lets examine your qualifications of the above statement. Having said that, He guarantees me, as His slave, that if I wholeheartedly submit to His will and sincerely follow this manhaj that He has prescribed for me as a sign of His Mercy (which is completely inclusive and I should accept as a way of life literally), then I shall lead a successful life on this earth and the hereafter. In that light, marriage is a critical element of my success in this dunya and has thus been made a religious duty for me. I agreed with you on this as a general rule but divorce or hard-times in marriage doesn't constitute unsuccessful life... So i don't know how you use as support for your argument All in all, this blessed institution of marriage, as you would agree, demands seriousness as well as full consciousness of what it encompasses. It's not one that should be approached with triviality in any manner. I don't get it...I can recall anyone saying it is a trivial or a joke??? However, thinking that the Qur'an and the Sunnah only give us advice and inform us of rights alone is not the right understanding. ...First you decided to omit the part where I said "The Quran and The Sunnah advice us to opt for the kheyr in all matters even divorce" I don't see you saying anything new that is not covered by that statement... Of course not! However, let me remind you that in the Sunnah of our truly exemplary and beloved prophet (saw), we are given specific criteria when it comes to choosing a partner: the deen and the khuluq. Well thanks for the reminder, but have you pondered in this hadeeth, why the khuluq was regarded as separate to the deen? and let me remind you that When Aisha (RA) was describing the Prophet (SAW) she said " Kaana Khuluquhu Al Quraan " roughly translated His khuluq was the quran...I suggest you seek the meaning behind the separation...not that you haven't sought it Thus, when I am choosing a partner, I have to seek one who has the capacity to be my partner in faith and spirituality; one with whom I can build a successful Islamic family above all else. ..I can't recall saying you don't have to quote: However, piety is what is inculcated in the heart and authenticated by deeds, walal. Piety and an inability to conquer ones own lower, earthly and carnal self simply cannot coincide, just doesn't make much sense. I think here is where we depart - I whole heartedly disagree with what you implying here...Divorce or unhappy marriages are not entirely due to the fact that someone has befallen for their lower and earthly or carnal pleasures... The pious couple may very well have minor reconcilable differences, but they should always be united by their strong faith in God and His reverence which supercedes everything else. Hence why I can't quite conceive the union of two righteous souls resulting in a 'disaster'. Well in terms of marriage they could be the opposite to each other from the simple issues to the big irreconcilable differences...ooh well…it happened at the times of the Prophet (SAW)...Sahaabahs divorced...wonderful warriors, pious in their every deed, have divorced. Walaaleey let alone any other differences - labada isqabta way is nici karaan...One may say "I don't like this person and I don't want to be with them anymore" and the whole marriage would collapse... Let me say this as in conclusion...before and after are quite different when it comes to marriages... and no matter how you prepare you will be in for surprise!... As I agreed with you before Du’a and Istikhaarah make a lot whole of difference…Again every Muslimah and Muslim should know their rights as well as their partners and when dealing with them they should always opt for the Kheyr.

^^^Rendev...I have given you Val's Hand..from now on..I hope You cherish her, love her and treat her well...You will teach her the quran and ahaadiith..do you accept?? Cheers

Originally posted by STOIC: Devil, if you even said "Wallahi" then I must have tortured you with some boring stories! The above piece will be my last piece of writing in SOL pages unless of course the occasion calls for once in a while when I am in the mood to preach. And please do not patronize me with the "dial up/cable" thing . I am writing these words from outside my apartment while facing my back towards a swimming pool and a tennis court (hint no cords runing around).See you next time with your honest opinions. PS Now You have even forced me to cancel a piece I was writting about my favorite television show "Greys Anatomy".Any Greys Anatomy fans in SOL? ^^^ You cancelling becoz Devil said you are boring?? Waaryaahe...she is one consumer..if she doesn't like it..she can go and read Member-list if she desires! Cheers

Well...Some ppl need a reminder of who their mom is...I don't

^^ What is Flitter? :confused:

Originally posted by Tyjwania: ^hmmm ok, let me rephrase it, under which conditions would u like to be a stay at home dad? ^^^ Certain things are to be discussed with Mrs Zu and Mrs Zu only Bal haddaan Guri joogo yaa maqaayadaha ii fadhin? Cheers

Hypothetically speaking I earn more than her..so am not fronted by such issues. Cheers

Imagine if they Steal Iraqi Kid..raise him as a Jew Spy and later he becomes the future President of Iraq? I don't like this Mosad Biznez

Originally posted by Mr.Faarax: ^^ congradulations zafir Ma Zafir baad indho fiiqnaan ooga jeedaa..waa kusidee kuraygow!