Legend of Zu

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  1. ^^^^ I will promote you to Il Signore Di Guera [italian for Warlord...loved it since the first time i heard it] Cheers
  2. ^^^ loool..waryaahe..I saw Y in London...once he comes back we should get together for a sip of fruitale..any suggestions to where? perhaps St Kilda? Cheers
  3. ^^^ You 2 get a room..ha ha ha
  4. Legend of Zu

    Sushi

    ^^^ Don't trust him..that his fat (liposucked) with Rice..beware I tell you!!! Cheers
  5. ^^^LooL..Nothing to suck huh!
  6. She is wondering what she will get if she learns the art of hip-shaking. I think you should impose yourself as a - Salsa or Belly dance - teacher with the name "Imanyuweel"... I heard she digs that Cheers
  7. Originally posted by -Serenity-: ^And what will a xalimo get in return besides your cabbage faces? I thought so. ^^ Dont bother you know you gonna fail.. LoooL Caano
  8. Originally posted by -Serenity-: ^And what will a xalimo get in return besides your cabbage faces? I thought so. ^^ Dont bother you know you gonna fail.. LoooL Caano
  9. ^^^LooooooL... naah man she is in tears for other reasons...lets ask her.... Legend yells "Naa heedhe maxaad la ilmaynaysaa" Her: "Xalwadii bay iga dhamaysteen anna waxaan lahaa aad hadhow cuntid..you know couldn't eat earlier in case i dont fit the dress" Cheers
  10. ^^^What are you 2 implying? what i forgot is none of your business...ooh now am forced to tell you...I left my Beach Sandals...there you go...I can't live witout my Beach Sandals Cheers
  11. Originally posted by Tukaale: ^^This above pic is not female, now is it? I thought we could only comment on them ... if you cross that line it's getting dodgy, now are you? Thanks for the Foolxumo enlightment, thoough its too late, I already found her one... Well..If you find a hot skiny xaliimo [chocolate colour] with long legs and exquisite neck, ugly then i thought perhaps a fat white boy [pale and redhead] cross dresser will remind you of ugliness. Am sure u appreciate her more than before, don't you? Cheers
  12. I think I prefer the addiction part it gives some dangerous edge to it...when you use the term "lover" i remember Micheal Jackson saying "am not a fighter..am a lover"
  13. Originally posted by AAliyah416: Horta hambalyo caano iyo wiil ..iyo cimir dheer ku waara ninkaas a shegasaan iyo xaskiisi. And may i ask is this their real pciture lol, for sum reason i just started laughing once i saw this pic subhanalaah. wa salaaam Aaliyah..are you that Gullible? or you are high on xalwo? Cheers
  14. ^^^ Apparently she has a sister and her name is Serenity
  15. ^^^^ I tell you man...it should become a requisite section of marriage proposals. If only xaliimos knew! Cheers
  16. ^^ true dat..true dat.. Am done for the day...until next time solers. Jiiris
  17. Legend of Zu

    Sushi

    ^^^ Sushi doesn't have to have a raw meet in it. There are Tuna, chicken and smoked salmon sushis out there. Cheers
  18. ^^^^ Well..am an avid supporter of hip-movers...I was just commenting on how the niiko you posted didn't live to my expectation! Cheers
  19. During my trip to Italy [a phrase you will hear often within the coming posts of mine], I have discovered a magical liquid that energises the body and freshens up the mind. it gave me too much en-ner-ji. The term "Esperesso" is perhaps a very familiar term to many of you...well..if you are workholic, suffer insomnia, have the tendency to fall asleep after eating supersized lunch and for somehow your boss's ever-boring discussions are sleep stimulants for you then I suggest to become an espresso addict [sipper]. As for you UK peeps...I ban you from drinking Cafe' Latte' ...The London cafe Latte was the worst Latte i have ever sipped..how Awful..and I am well known non-complainer of coffees... Cheers
  20. Originally posted by Tukaale: ^^ Good aa huh? Whats wrong with you peaple? If this is Qurux then I don't know what Foolxumo would look like... ^^ Tukaale since you don't know what Foolxumo is, I took the liberty to enlighten you Cheers
  21. Originally posted by Brown: I will definetly buy her[C.D] ^^^LooL you hopping for it will come with a lemonated poster huh! I think she is hot..but according to the Legend's criteria of sizzling xaaxness and cream pie hotness- she fells short due to the lack of curves...ehm...ehm Oh about the Voice...didn't get to that..I stopped at the pic gallery...may be next week Cheers
  22. ^^^ Well am planning to post some pics i took and write a review of my time in London with special tribute to the lovely and the wonderful solers i have managed to meet. Er'..about the accent I was condemned and later on told I have a farax-ised aussie accent (don't know what that means). I didn't pass Dubia...It wasn't part of the plan. Cheers
  23. Originally posted by Modesty: yes please Y you "yes pleasing" for?..hmmm Cheers
  24. Originally posted by Foxy: Salaam All This quite an educational topic I would say. Browny! every women is different and what tickles ones fancy differs from the other one around the block. Making love is a slow process for a woman and may have to start many hours in advance, by fondness and attention from the man she loves. ............ Wow that is quite complicated!!!...I give up... too much hustle..can't be bovvered! Isn't there a speedy and short cut to all these foreplays? for example a remote control? I say read Kama Sutra, Zen and Tantra (not to be confused with mantra)...or most importantly the best book of all time "Tuxfatul caruus" [pretty graphic and it's based on Islamic concepts] even Khayr can't argue against this! Cheers
  25. ^^^LooL I know...nin ordaya oo masawir isla dhacaya..ha ha ha. Dayax-malabku wuxuu ahaa istori la iga sameeyey...sxb... I have been roaming the streets of London...ask the Londoners, they might tell you something!..my tracks all over London <---Back in Melbourne, Altho I feel like going back to London for unspecified reasons...I believe I have left something important there... Cheers