Legend of Zu

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  1. ^^^^ So you think it is OK to discriminate against the HIV possitive patients! :eek: :eek:
  2. Originally posted by Nephthys: [FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION. ^^^ Is that American?
  3. ^^^^ The Only Somalinimo remaining in you is the great fadhi ku dirir you have become of late! Haddii kale sida Serenity baan Uncle Sam kugu tirin lahayn. Cheers
  4. Originally posted by Willamina: [QB] Zu Where is his Baasaboor dee? I hear you can get an electronic one nowadays. Make it official nooh Until we get a proper working passport! Cheers
  5. ^^^^ Actually alot of the folks in here will struggle with that, So you don't want to make that a condition to his Somaliness. Serenity is not Somaliyad anymore - I have revoked her citizen ship; Since I heard the rumours she is related to Bush. Cheers
  6. ^^^^ Well Noted! Cheers
  7. ^^^ Serenity Tacbaanad Self Haterad ah! It is all good Cadaan, and you are well regarded amongst us. Cheers
  8. ^^^ Dahia Some of us love chaotic life; now let me be your substitute for one day at the school, will you? Cheers
  9. ^^^LooooL@ Caano Geel being the culprit, I have always suspected he was an alien sent to earth to steal Somali girls!` Cheers
  10. Welcome ladies and gentlemen, Can I ask you to join me to congratulate The Somali of the Year! This fella has been a consistent contributor to this site for many years, laughed, cried (assuming he cries when we are not looking) and shared with us many of his stories, triumphs and failures. In many occasions we tend to forget that he is Canadian Cadaan amongst us – related to us by former marriage; I have never seen anyone who would love to associate with the Somalis as much as he does, even more than some of us who get frustrated by our own kind and their behaviour. He understands our culture, knows our qabiil structure, tries hard to speak & write our language and accepts our shortcomings as if he is thoroughly Somali. If I borrow the concept of Xubeer, he is consensually a True Somali Therefore dear ladies and gentleman I here present to you The Somali of the Year …………. Mr Cadaan ----------- APPLAUSE -------------- Cheers
  11. ^^^ Hadda cunto aa laga hadlooyaa...laakiin Adiga waxaa u malaynaa inaad qosol u dhiman doontid - The woman who laughed to death! Cheers
  12. ^^^ My trusted Fangs! to be precise!
  13. ^^ really? what did you see?
  14. ^^^^ Bal yaa fork isticmaalo asoo hilib cunaayo? Burt Lancaster muxuu yiri " questo che cosai? pointing his teeth! Ana waxaan leeyahay ilkahaan maxaa loogu talo galay? Cheers
  15. ^^^So you think Somalia produces oil which is exploited by the west? Mise our dream of having oil in which we intelligently refused to produce in the fear of being screwed by the west, ayaad run moodeen! Somalia oil ay leedahay ooy soo saartay aduunyo kuma kula socotee maad beenta aan isku sheegeyno joojino! Cheers
  16. ^^^^ tell us what are your bad table manners Zafir ? To me, the worst is farting while eating or saying in a explicit language "Musqushaan [censored for the Sol Audience] aadayaa" Cheers
  17. Well...according to some research - Feminists make the better wife Cheers
  18. Ileen waa umad OCD la wada buka ...Aggah! Shrink is in order! Cheers
  19. Originally posted by Jimcaale: ^You're now offending LOZ. Having school kids vote is what offended them guys. Yaa yidhaa islaanta daaya. ^^^ You are right, Cadaan offended me & my people, I would prolly forward a request to the Burmese government to arrest him and then send him to the Himalayan Nude Camp. As for the article, it is clearly a case of a tyrant goverment trying to show their poor citizens that they really really really care about religion and morality except when it comes to starving the unwanted innocent citizen's, burning villages and of course they are ethical about conducting the above duties. Did I mention that any minister who is stealing the coutry's resources, committing adultery and abusing power is of course a saint in disguise! Cheers
  20. looool the clumsy adonis...excellent! [with Mr Burns voice-over] No wonder NG named u names, got angry with his former nieghbor and the forgotten girl Cheers
  21. ^^^ This was useless dream! you didn't end up with any of the ladies of the night! you didnt even get a kiss on the cheek! Cheers
  22. ^^^Your vote didn't count, you were smiling when you voted.
  23. Well. the helicopter business was done by the aussies back in the days - 90's kii wax cusub maha! kaneediyaanis are tad bit late, aren't they? soon we will see couples saying they would renew their marriage sida gaalyaalka oo kale! Cheers
  24. LoL@Nepthy Warka igu soo boob kulahaa... No one was burried anaa naftayda u baxsaday, cimaamadaydii xataa waan ka cararay! LiLy that is where bac madow came from eh!
  25. ^^^^ Y don't you start your own or better bribe Ngonge Cheers