Wha Bout Mine???....Do I wanna be HU!! HA!!..or I am HU HA!!!..Seee Og Moti....U shoud have said " May be" and not be so sure of what u deducted to be Correct!!!.. Cheeers

What is the question...Can repeat it....

HMMMM.. :eek: :eek: :eek: I c many gurls have been cheaten...So My argument with the brothas that somali women would neva cheat is not valid..... Hmmmmmm The Zu Wisdom says " I am wlong (wrong) aftel all" Cheers

The Logic is...that U havent....if u still dont know if u have fallen in love or not...heeheheh I hope that answers Ur question Cheers.....

Damn..the Driver was Me all along....hahahaha...I go.."I dunno"....hahahah This was Funny looooooool

U c..cambaro u started a WAR..amongst Friends....Now u will be doomed..u will be locked in the same ward with Bush and Rumsfield ..heheh..I mean the Mental Palace (institute) OgMoti....waar niyoow exchange them all...except one gurl...then..when there is no other man in the island..she will be forced to love U..hahaha.I think that is a good plan!@!@!

Luck = Lady PS..ajir = luck???..hmmm

Kuwaitis!!

Is changin Names The Flava of the Month????

OOOUUUCH!!!!....DAAAAAMN!!! Then Again...HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!

Hahhaah!!..I have been traded for..Fire (Wood and Matches)... U sure did Not choose wisely...Ma Lady.. ....If Only U knew How much fire i can create !!! Cheers

Whos is MMA??? :confused:

Indians

are we includin "birimadii" 1st-grade at school!!! ~!!! Comin to think of it..I wont share!!..hahahahha!! Cheers Dont mind me... I just had Laxooox

Yep..there is difference between being Complete and being Content..i was just tryin to Point that out .. completion is unacheivable..and it would be borin anyway...But being content is a whole new diff game cheers

LoooL Kool Kat.....If U become Complete then life would be boring....there would be nothing to fight for..nothing to achieve....So I have No intention of becoming complete..besides..every human is destined to die witout eva becomin complete..... ..why do i have da feeling I am on the Wrong Track,,hahhaa Cheers... PS: U forgot to mention Ur husband in ur list..heheheh once more Cheers!!!

LooooL at Layzie!!....it is not maamulayaalka..it is "MAAMULKA"..i thought I may point out that to U...

Management Lesson 1 A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you 800 dollars to drop that towel that you have on." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her 800 dollars and leaves. Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies. "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the 800 dollars he owes me?" Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk in time with your stakeholders, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Management Lesson 2 A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road; he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthfully slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" Once again the priest apologized," Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129. It Said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory." Moral of the story: Always be well informed in your job, or you might miss a great opportunity! Management Lesson 3 Usually the staff of the company play football. The middle level managers are more interested in Tennis. The top management usually has a preference for Golf. Finding: As you go up the corporate ladder, the balls reduce in size. > Management Lesson 4 A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one." "Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone. In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone. "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch." Moral of story: Always let your boss have the first say. Management Lesson 5 A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Management Lesson? To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up. Management Lesson 6 A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull, "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree. Management Lesson? Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there. Management Lesson 7 A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. Management Lesson? 1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. 2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. 3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

It has nothing to do with trust..but everything has to come to an end...and I think marriege kills friendship of the opposite sex (assumin as U said... if their friendship has beaten the odds)... Cheers

LoL@ Ilhaam N canbaro Luul..... damn..I didnt know tryin 3 times is wrong!!!..they neva said anything bout not tryin it more than once...U see!!!...U even missed a loophole to cheat!!! naaah on serious note..i did it once..could it be i was the creator or may be i was just briliant (altho i neva get more than 50% in any test)!!! they say " Ur love life is mediocre"..I think They mean I am a Geek or something!! cheers

Daamn...The Legend n His Zu wariors were delayed by snow stroms around the himalayas..u knw..we use Flyin Swords n carpets instead of earoplanes.. Anyway..from The Zu family..Congrats..dude LS..Gabar iyo caano or fat free Swiss Cheese Cheers

hahah..OG Moti..u left the movie businesss..and now u are a hawk???...is ur last name Rumsfield or Cheney..just checkin...who are the oldies..and who are the kiddos????..what defines who is who??... I thought I may ask those question???

ShyHem...hahha..all this time i was thinkin the Police and The Wellfare Dept loved me!!!!..Daaamn....aite that was a joke...But I thought the police and the wellfare dept were set coz (when humans were humans and not this materialistic individual-robots) the society intended to protect thier unfortunate ones or anyone that had some string of bad luck...besides it is our tax money..we deserve to get something back if we having troubles...and the police they love using guns and gettin paid for!!! Comin back to the topic....The Logic that u protect someone u dont care about seemed to me absurd...while I could protect someone or some ppl that i do care..na'mean.. I was referin to the Opportunity cost of protecting the unwanted to the wanted

LOL..the Best thing she said to me " Waxuu ii keenayo day!!!..Bax ciyaal suuqyahow"..I just love when she says that...ooh " Kir ama Kut..I just love those words,,,may be I am Odd... About doin things..hahhaa...I love Her sincere "canaaan" aka baraarujin aka dhiirogelin...and the best part is the way she rewards me for doin good deeds!!!..Allah Bless Her Soul!!!..damn I dont wanna give away many lil deeds that I have been blessed witnessin!!! Cheers Dudes n Dudettes

LooooL Kool Kat Xaaq TUU kulahaa...Anaga lee Noo booteeynee...Yaa ku ogaado....Macalinkaaga...masaaajo uu ka dhergay!!!..hahahaha..may be u went as far as goin to masseuse course!!..hhaahahahah!!.., Damn..I just told my secret for my hidden desire to let ma Dudette learn masseuse course!!!...