Originally posted by Velvet Revolution: I wonder what might happen if I actually went for an espresso ... I can Only Smile...just imaginin..Perhaps...u will forget one of ur boots @ the Kennel <----Drinks Hot Water..good for the wrinkles and tones the skin... Cheers

I dont get it...Do we know the difference between Riba and Bayc..before we start trashing Islamic Finance Companies? AJ if you sincere about ur q's in regards to Riba..why dont you ask the local shiekh or do some research... and then compare it to what the Jordanian said to you. or why dont you just ask str8 away info about Islamic financing?? And For those who wants to buy houses in Somalia go ahead...but buyin a house in the USA or any other Overseas country doesn't make you less patriot..niether is buyin a house in Somalia makes you a partiot.... ppl got all their issues messed up... Cheers

Why dont I ask all of you to refer (read) Ngonge's post??? He had the right question to ask or the right issue to discuss.. Now...(I dont know why I am tryin to explain his intention but i am guesing and to give AJ the benefit of doubt..and to stop chivu from self indulgin sarcastic q's..heheh) I think AJ's intention was to create an awareness of Boyfriend/Girlfriend living together (or call it de facto)..how ever it came out wrong..it sounded as if he is blaming on the gurl.... which in fact wasn't... Now...ah uh..dont say anything Chivu..wait..let me finish... Prolly he mentioned the gurl why..becoz he wasn't expecting her to fall for what this guy was proposing...however to his shock...she did..and moved with the dude...NOW our AJ..cant believe this.."how would a somali gurl with the right mind and thr right upbringin do that?"...to make things worse for him..she parades infront of him witout shame..he couldn't take it..so he posted while feeling disapointed... Chivu..if you ask me why hasn't AJ said anything to the guy when he learned that his Boy is tryin to lure the gurl to fly... I would say...He thought he was bluffin..or even thought.." yeah right..which somali gurl will do that...to make it more unbelievable..she had known him for two weeks"...but unfortunately the gurl did. Ok..Chivu...now you can ask....q's... cheers I wrote this in hurry..I appologise if it doesn't make sense...

AJ bro..before you call it "shit" & "ridiculous"..why dont you check the difference between Riba and Bayc?.. that would be benefitial to you and would give you the tool to measure whether what he told you is riba or not. Cheers

Sorry Peeps..But I Beleive that this is far fetched!!! it is like staring at the clauds... you can shape them to your imagination..e.g wolves, horses etc... Now that doesn't mean I do imagine wolves heheheheh

Heheh...Chelsea fans neva cease to amaze me.... They can say we will be gunned down..and in all their so called glorious history they have won one game against us...that tells the story init? Now you dreaming of beating Barca...with what??? Lets say we will wait and see Insha Allah..Feb is around... Cheers

Silly Blues Fans!!!....Just few weeks Ago..we were on Top and 8 points Clear of Chelsea..with unbeaten run...Then you can simply see how Football fortunes Change within short time. Let me Tell you something... Chelsea will be knocked out of the CL by Barca..and then they will loose their confidence..which will follow by few draws and loses..and Waalaa...we are on top again...not to mention..injuries & loss of form will start cripling the Blues force..as it did to us now... I will rather play with small team and out of form team in this period witout lossing much ground than have all those problems near the end of the season... Silly Blues...we won few games and we are already dreaming about The championship!!!.. Learn from Us and Man utd... We overtook man utd in 98' they did that to us in 2001.. So dont count your chickens yet Mate!! Cheers

Originally posted by - Nifty -: quote: Seriously, what is Halal Dating??? It's when you say Bismilah before dating and Alxamdulilah when you finish Hahahahahaha...You made me Laugh.....Thanks for that... Still laughin... Nifty...Ducaa kugu dhacday!!!

I saw the Preview of Mr & Mrs Smith... Angelina Jolie sprays Pitt with bulletts and she says " Are U Ok Honey?..are You alive Baby???.. Do U think that movie was for this topic... Cheers

Originally posted by Classique: LOZ, we are in the Women section. What are u doing in here??!! I hope they don't start another "Alchemist Discussion" in the Jokes section. :confused: Salam iot was ameenah who misled me..besides....I was thinkin about having one in each section....heheh.. Naah i will see you there..

This is Mad..but Cant find the chick u refering to. Cheers

Ciyaal Waaberi What can I say..Ciyaal Waaberi asali... Bayzaani abkiis iyo abkowgiis..If you aint Ciyaal waaberi and u didnt feast at baar jilbo jabsi!!! cheers

Originally posted by Nomadic_Princess: Zu u sure its in Australia. We just got Qabyo 2 downunder at the end of last year.Im guessing that a copy should be available after the Commonwealth Games some time. :confused: Yeah Nomadic..we have it in Aussie..I think you should talk to the right ppl..ehm..ehmm..such as legends, myths and so on...heheheh Seriously tho, you can go to Footscray Mall - "Africa or music hall of fame" shop...i think that is what they call the shop...say to them "Legend has send you and you will get a nice discount"...er'...I dont work there..So dont ask for Legend... coz PPl may stare at you... Hope that Helped... Cheers

The DVD of this Movie was just released in Australia...All ova sudden, it became a Blockbuster!!! I found it very funny tho even when they were being serious... Sometimes, You could feel how hard they trying not to smile or laugh...heheh funny peeps There is a room for improvement... Cheers

Originally posted by LayZieGirl: well s-thank ya, -s-thank ya legend of Zulu. (thank the mrs as well, and anytime I can contribute to your daily dose of laughter, you let me know now, won't you legend?) Certainly I will

Since Ameenah suggested that we should start a topic for the reviews in this section..I took the liberty.... So lets start Nomads.... Cheers

Originally posted by sheherazade: Took you 2 years to get it, huh, LOZ? Yeah..something like that...the joke was so complex that I had to do a research on it for 2 years..hehehe..and finally I got it...HureeeY to Me!!! Cheers

I brought back this topic..so we can argue more about Arabs....hehehhe...lets see...whisling <---Walks away...leaving the whole room goin bizerk!!!

Originally posted by LayZieGirl: ooooo my... ..(I WAS ALWAYS TURNED ON BY MOMMY'S FONT SIZE COLOR, LOL OR DADDY WAS ALWAYS GREAT AT RESPONDING THE APPROPRIATE WAY TO DIFFERENT TOPICS...what a hunk daddy was) Hahahhaahahah...arguable the joke of the decade!!!.... You made me laugh...even tho this was almost two years ago...

Raula, U too have a good one... to make u envy of me..I am goin to Nairobi on Saturday....hehehe... "Tukule nyama choma..siku kuu" ---- walks away whisling -- and hemmms away..laa lalaa laaa dhan dhan dhaaan.... Cheers nomads

Originally posted by QUANTUM LEAP: By the way Legend is superb at pingpong too heheheh...I tried to play the damn bing bong..it needs lots of patience and concentration....Bloody hard I tell yuh... BoB...Sxb....we will see when i take the field...reer kismaayo ha kaa saarto...I am a pro kulahaa.....trobo booto...then again...marqaanka tubaakada wax kasta uu ku tusaa... From Bacaadka buuladii waaberi to Godkii Madiino to the outfields of Down Under...sxb..duug iyo falaadba dabeecad ay noo tahay...laakiin markaan imaado London baan is arki doonaa... Cheers

Originally posted by Viking: Northerner, I'm personally a big fan of Barca, ever since the Romario-Stoichkov-Guardiola-Koeman days. Sxb..thanks for bringing up one of the best memories....Do you remember that CL game agaisnt Man Unt...Stiockov and Romario combined to score a goal thru semi freekick shot..while the game was on..Romario stood on the Ball and stoichkov run from behind to shoot the ball stopped by Romario and scored..I do remember the face of Fergie that nite... Cheers

Originally posted by BOB: Number 4 has already been taken I am afraid my friend, would you like to wear # 44 so that you can double the effort of what your favourite number is expected of! How is that? P.S you would do all of us a favour including our opponents by losing that Viatcom hat:D . Peace, Love & Unity. Naaah..Not Interested 44 ---- I wish You could have been the opposing defender..I would have embarrased you like Ronaldinho Vs salgado...hehehehe.. Dont worry about My hat dude....I take it off with Style.....Have You eva watched a movie called The Magnificent Bodyguards... If so then you would know the style I am talkin about..otherwise... You are as clueless as an Evertyon or Newcastle Fan.. Yeah Northener Good idea..I may bring my Own Aussie Solers Team....and Dance around Mr BoB here cheers

Where would SOl team be witout The Legend... Legend = versatile midefielder...Mix of Vieira and Ali Barnabia...can Also Play behind the strikers...or make shift upfront Target Man... So...Where is my Number 4 Jersey??? cheers

Clapp Clapp Clapp for BoB!!!... Standing Ovation!!! Well done ...State Facts folks...otherwise..mere accusation doesn't work....specially this era where football info can be Send to your mobile within secs... cheers