Ay kutubeey... The Name is Zu not Zoo..Silly Xaliimo....Unless You want me to teach you how to spell... Cheers

Simple Test For Dementia Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You need to answer each of them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. Simple, ok? Let's find out just how clever you are. Ready? GO! (scroll down) First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Ok, please try not to screw up the next question and don't take as much time as you took for the first question. Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...? Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. How can you overtake the LAST Person? I am afraid that you're really not very good at this! Third Question: Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator! Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is the total? Scroll down for answer. Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100 Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Not doing too good, well maybe you will get the last question right? Ok, here's a simple one. Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, and 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter? Your answer: Nunu? NO! No! Of course not! Her name is Mary. Please read the question again Okay, now to try and get ONE right. Here's a bonus round. This one should be much easier to help you feel better! There's a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Question: Now if there's a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself? He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple. -------------------------------------------------- Cheers

How can Qac qaac qualify as somali nick name???

^^^ Jamac & Jamiila..naaah..it is not as meaningful as Raage and Raaxo...heheh

Qac Qaac ia not af somali..

LoL @ Rahima.... I am too stiff to try to do Buraanbur... Besbaaso...No chocolates for me??? :mad: then again I knew you were not charitable when it comes to chocolates..Bakhaylad waaxid Cheers

for 2005 - Ray & Hotel Ruwanda... All time great movies - Star wars 4, 5 & 6. I used to imagine as a kid Darth Vader sayin to me " Legend, I am your Father" Cheers

^^^IStaqfuruLLaah..I did not say he was dead!!!...Nope...Last time I knew He was alive and kickin...heheheh I just said he is not with us as in an active member of this website...duuuh!!! such gulible bunch!!! Cheers

Originally posted by runaway^virgin: LAKKAD!!! there's no one to make my life miserable anymore!! where are you? Dear Sister Run Away Salama Alaykum - Brother Lakkad is no longer with us..ilaahay ha u naxariisto..Please Make a Du'a for the brotha as He needs our du'a... Cheers

LoL..you will be SuperMoM ...Insha Allah..shaqo badan aa ku sugeyso..Ilaahay ha kugu garab galo..heheh..waxaa u ujeedaa kuus kuus faro badan oo Wiilo indhaheeda oo kale leh Cheers

I find the characters strange :- The last of the Pharoah? Whadda? Medieval Warior from Mesopotamia? and a Vixen who rides a super charged Motor Bike??? I dont see how the arab females can relate to the later? or how Arabs can see a Pharoah as role model? Good Idea but ****** and silly characters were chosen..I wonder Why?..hmmm a conspiracy I detect!! -------------------------------------------------- "Now there are four. Zein, the last of the Pharaohs, has been transported to the 21st century in a time capsule. Rakan is a medieval warrior from Mesopotamia. The other half of the team is female. Jalila is a Levantine scientist and Aya is a "vixen who roams the region on her supercharged motorbike confronting crime wherever it rears its ugly head". --------------------------------------------------

^^^ LoL Wiilo..are you planning to have 10 kids? Cheers

You can have Ladies Night too ... and I would like to be the camera man 4 obvious reasons!!! Cheers

Interesting Notion....!!!

LoL Rokko....Ceeb

Boy = Farax Girl = Faaraxad lol@ Farxan..I think the Professor is askin hypothetical q'... or may be he is doin a research ..heheh... Cheers

These are my two fav qoutes of Dave Chapelle : "as i raise my glass that one of you probably spit in, i would like to thank god almighty for giving everybody else so much and me so little, i hate each and every one of you. i hate you, i hate you, and you i dont even know you but i hate you too, now if you excuse me, i have to go home and put water in buck nasty's momma's dish" "Buc Nasty, what i can say about your suit that hasnt been said about afghanistan, its bombed out and depleted... and the so called beautiful, you look like you should click your heels 3 times and go back to africa... and boss hog, very insulting what you said about my coat... its made from your momma's pubic hairs" hehehehhe..Damn... Cheers

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Originally posted by -Femme Fatale-: ^^^Typical xaasid insensitive Faraax!!! :rolleyes: :mad: Cry baby Cry!!! ^^^ Typical Emotional Xaliimo..Dagaal Ayey wax ku raadineysaa LoL@ C - walk in Dirac.. Tryin to imagine Besbaaso strugglin with holding the dirac and doin the C walk... <-- Shakes his head cheers

Do U know how the Name " Sujui" came bout? Ren - U bad name for Sujuis around the world - Kondo ya kibera!! Viking..Are u included in the 99% or ?? cheers

hmmm....May be I will..May be I wont...I mean...it May cost u Cheers

Originally posted by -Femme Fatale-: I tried it once at my uncles' wedding. I tripped on my dirac and fell on my fanny. :eek: :eek: Er' Femme..You dont wanna say the word "Fanny" around some aussie ppl...ehm..ehm Cheers

I have the feeling that when it comes to Love, Heartbreak & Lost friendships...Odayga Nuune ah ha La dhagaysto ciyaal kuni kuniyeey... Cheers

dear Sis, I dont want to say do this do that..but I can tell you to look at it this way: When you studing or reading, isn't that ibaadah and you hope Allah rewards you for that? dont you expect ajar from studing? is your field of study something that Allah permits? Is your Niyah when studying in the benefit of your self and your family? if All the above are yes..then Sis..you are in ibaadah all the time..Just dont forget to start with the name of Allah When startin a task and say Alhamdullilaah when you complete each task. Cheers