^^ and I suppose You r going/willing to be a happy spectator! is that so Mr Castro. or U just Happen to be there in the right time with ur never ending Wisdom! walee inaad rageedi tahay Castro cheers

loLS Rowda Waa rageedi ee ka yar beedha, the chick rocks with somali Rowda Sis understands, xamari, waqooyi, barwaani, and even reer bari( have I missed one or two more accents). so dont mess with her skills, she will fish U out like a fly in a suchi platter PS Castra Inanta amaan iska sii saaxiib Bilaa caleyk cheers

Xaaji sxb I know xamaraawi language is sexy laakiine adiga waad kudhacday nooh. hadii aan fahmiwaayo meel aad usocodid ama kasocodid than your xamaraawi is worst than mind. Looools I couldnt help but crack Up, Yaaqi adiga rowda af xamari garaneysaa Nooh....loools, wa ku sidee dee dadka Ka qaleynoooh cheers PS I still reckon U r somali rocks Nooh see waaye camal nooh

^ was Ministery Of sound or Gods Kitchen concerts not on sale on the overall market, for this week while the big gather around is happening. But then once agian it isnt summer...... cheer PS when is the next Peace concert!

Cawo iyo baritaba kan iyo kaasi waa xaraan iyo waa bila muxran un baa lugu jiri, while the world moves on.......One wonders whats next on the agenda, Peopl who believe in woman shouldnt move an inch with out what have U ( muxran) might need a reality check) dee waa bilaa muxran and crab..... cheers

Our friend Simply_I hails from another planet, none existant to Planet Earth, then again thats only according to my observation cheers

Plan B exists and will remain to exist so far as their is a potential market for it, whether or not U Bring religion or what have You, SO learn to live with it people...its all about choices that we have available, God Bless such Plans cheers

Lols Rowda Your somali rocks Keep it up sis cheers

I say Good for him for getting laid, filmed( being on TV isnt a Joke for all we know he might be house hold icon for reality TV soon) and paid at the end.......sounds like a good deal if he is in to such a package cheers

ehm.....stay as far away as You like, its your life bro......what ever does it for U....go by what You think is right....its only Ur call so far as U stand tall by ur decission.... cheers

JB I reckon Firefox rocks.......forget IE, firefox has absoletly close to none pop ups therfore its the bomb for time bieng,besides I find it, its not only faster than Internet Explorer, but also hassle free Has Opera the best Laptop tureType font? as for the above bit I dont have comment about it, as I have never come across it, neither do I know what it is ?? thats my bit cheers

i dont fin d nothin rong with badd gramer. yu can still reed the sentance i jus wrote cant u? its not ap roblem wif me if u dont spell the werds rite, but just put in enuf effort so that i can at least understand what yer tryin to say and also u need 2 use the rite werds not the wrong 1s I say U is have good command over the english langauge champ Keep it up cheers

quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Simply_I: ! I’m new in SOL as we are all aware and when I first got here the first thing that I have noticed was a young lady oo tin daban oo dhaheeso love before marriage is right ive lived it, practiced it with a passion and I will in the future. The Lady with tima dhaban happens to be me, Now that I have clicked on what our friend Simply_I is going on about the topic must have been something about Love and whats haram or what have You not or something along those lines [ B]Qoute By Simply_I to Foxy's CommentB]Qoute By Simply_I to Foxy's Comment Your last comment isn't funny. Sister i am becoming increasingly concerned 4 your wellbeing if you continue to conduct your affairs in this way..... Falling in love b4 marriage is haraam, in fact we call it love but its infatuation and lust. Having thoughts of sexual nature towards anyone you aren't married to is haraam and a desease of the heart. Now don't tell me when ur in love u dont experience that. Opposites attract theory is a fake produced by the kaffir society, relationships based on similarities work better as the people involved are more compatible and agree in a certain lifestyle. [/b] AND THEN SHE PREACHED ON to who else than the lady with timaha daban...lols QOUTE BY Simply_I Foxy i dont mean to offend you sis but through reading some of your posts you sound like a misinformed sister. Islam is not ancient and can never be out of date, the world is in a mess today because its teachings are randomly practiced.... the chick is funny for real....Simply_I Keep on doing the Pro Bono work PS: Next time feel free to refer to Foxy, dont go left or right to lady with timaha daban, me no have problem with it at all,I say U are one outspoken chick cheers

anybody that pays for sex(both genders) lacks self confidence and should get themselves checked in the head...... cheers

Live and let others live as well, let the Lord do the judgment when its due in time, in the mean time Live peacefully in co-existance with one another regardless of their beliefs or sexual oriention... cheers

so ridding a bike is not a womenly like, Yeah right! Hell riding bikes isnt only good for your health( Especailly women who want to keep those hips under a tight supervision), but its very relaxing as well, imagine riding yor bike Around that beautiful local park, and while doing that U eye a good looking hunk who happens to be doing the same or may be jogging....... On a serious Note, Bike riding has been around for ages and will be so get with the programme for those of U that lack bike riding skills I Hear johnny Bravo is giving free lessons if any1 is interested! cheers

Its really sad to see that In many societies people living with HIV and AIDS are often seen as shameful. Stigma about HIV is so great in both developing and delevopled nations, that most people should start changing our views on the believe that those who contract the Virus were either engaged in illect sex,prostitutes , or were of homosexuals group or were may be the injecting drug use type as if the disease was hugely associated with behaviours. People living with HIV/AIDS are often thought of as being responsible for becoming infected Religious or moral beliefs lead some people to believe that having HIV/AIDS is the result of moral fault (such as promiscuity or 'deviant sex') that deserves to be punished. alot of innocent children are born with HIV postive through no fault of theirs, some people contract through blood transfusion, some through unprotected sex and some through their own trusted partners! Its virtually impossible to contract HIV through every day activities, yet most people in some societies who might come in contact with HIV Infected individuals tend to stay a mile away from them as if they were going to contract the virus on the spot. It would be only humane to remind ourselves that poeple with HIV postive are normal beings that would love to live the full life with respect and dignity, with out discrimination or without being reminded every damn minute its becouse of their behaviour that they got such a disease, They are already living with a burden as it is cheers get out there and help out, the least You could do is buy a ribbon

Stress Reliever # 1 Hubby: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Wife: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Hubby: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Wife: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?" Stress Reliever # 5 Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card." Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." ^^^oh my god that was very funny still laughing my head off cheers

This was one of the funniest thread i came across by far.. cheers

LAWYER I hereby propose to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of wife after marriage. The person whom I'm looking for should be strictly -a girl. The girl should be strictly a girl, with evidence to support this view that she is a girl. The girl should be willing to surrender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord i.e. Myself. Any objections would be overruled and will not be sustained. Apply in limited confidence as all liabilities are null and void in the event of failure on our part of any kind whatsoever. what a crack up CAR DEALER Wanted a sturdy, reliable, low depreciating wife. Should be in excellent working condition. Top notch jokes.... cheers

A British Airways passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers: "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines." he said," I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, "Well sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, beeatch." cheers

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. absolutely hilarious CREATION A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stup1d and so beautiful all at the same time. " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stup1d so I would be attracted to you! ^^ classic, had me cracking up for a few minutes there.. cheers

quote: Bisharo the comments were a qoute from previuos post by Simply_I, cheers

dee markey ku xantaan, as if when they talk in your presence thinking like U dont undertand the damn language....... like You are from another planet....which isnt bad at all if U look at it from another angel thank God cheers

I hated science at school; I didnt yet know its point. Now I have realised too late that it's exactly my kind of thing, a profitable pursuit for an idle mind. You see for me its not the big news stories of the year that grab me, its the small reports of pointless research being done by the world's acadamics in to things like why people like chocolates,or why are we afraid of spiders. (could it be because :a) chocolates tastes too damn delicious and b:) they are so damn hideous and freakin lookin creatures?) It was with great delight, then, that I stampled upon this week's scientific endeavour of note, which is taking place in good old britian( God bless the Queen and any tax paying individual). Scientist here have something called the Bad Vibes Project, a quest to find the world's worst sound. Incase You wondered you can log on to the University of Salfords's website salfords website Among the scientists offerings are snores, farts and phlegmy coughs. Its important work, they say because we will discover not only the worst sound, but also why its the worst sound ( could it be because its -um-sounds so awful?) I for one is not satified with suggested sounds of such limited and predictible scope. For most world's most truly awful sounds are that way because of complex factors, depending on the time of the day it is, of the weather its experiencing or the modd one might be in..... So lets see what You ladies might have in ur awful list...as for me here are some of mine>>>> 1) The alarm clock.....this sound is always unwelcoming, since it wakes you from deep and blissful sleep and reminds you of all the things you have to do with ur day, like work/school/child minding...damn the list goes on 2) other people's music especially if its after 4am in the morning and its those damn heavy metal music, makes it worse when You have Bono wana be sing along or one of those rock chicks wana be sing along.....sh!t not only do U have to stand the damn heavy metal stuff but their annoying voice as well 3) Children that scream/cry for no abvious reason, especailly those damn kinds that cry all the time, one moment they are all cute, next moment hell breaks loose from their heavenly mouth 4)people cracking up their joints/fingers/toes.....that sh!t is damn unhealthy and hunts U back when U have reached after 50+ these are a few of the annoying sounds that I could come up with, unlike those so called scientists>>>>>> So what do U find annoying on your terms compared to those damn scientist's list??......sorry for those wanna be scientist in SOL cheers