My be its about time U go and hit a bunching Bag or take it out on your local corner shop attendent, just tell them U are having a bad day and were told by someone, that it helps to vent your stress out on the first person U see in the morning cheers PS its not an advisable action at all, just mocking you

by waterlily Insurance? Just how old are you all? sis insurance is a must have now adays regardless of age, and rest assured We arent that old, just exercising our options of the choices available in this wide world, why must not you insure your life/income protection, if most of us readily are insuring cars, contents and travels....it makes no difference. Infact Income protection and Life is an absolute must.....especailly If your Young and healthy, the premuims are much lower compared to if you were old and have some unforeseen medical condition. And the most important thing of all its your loved ones the reap the benefits should anything happen to You cheers

what done is done, there is nothing much voting or txting can change, lets move on, besides if anyone was slightest curious to see what the news paper published could fully access over the internet cheers

^^^ how come there arent handsome black men in this list the likes of MORRIS CHESTNUT...... PS toyboys arent just Love slaves....they are younger blokes who are willing to take long vibrant walk on to the fact that older women are a good bet - . Women are not courting for social status or financial security any more,†“It is more about self-fulfilment" which works for both parties cheers

Women and money, what a complex relationship, we grieve the fact that we don’t have enough of it. We don’t save as much as we know we should (thanks to the sales that are on every other week). Or we even rely on others to manage it for us or may be provide it for us. Despite the fact that every xalima waa loosoo sheegay the importance of being financially independent, yet we do all the wrong things when it comes to accumulating the amount of funds we need to be truly financially independent. Why? Becoz throughout our lives we were given multiple confusing messages from left & right. On one hand we were taught about the value of money and the need to spend and save it wisely. On the other, we are implicitly taught that it’s important to be kind, nurturing, caretakers and that our roles revolve less around money but more around your relationships/partners and not necessarily the breadwinners what a load of bullocks. Money is power as some have stated earlier, and most women are not taught to be powerful but are taught to be kind, nice and share what she has with partners. Women are more likely to spend their incomes on their children and the household out of the kindness of their hearth… However women have or can choose to change the popular believe, now a days women are spending their money wisely, sticking to a budget by not giving in on social pressure which often causes us to spend more than we have or more than we want. (Unfortunately we have a problem distinguishing between Wants and Needs)… So its only fair enough to say that every Xalima must look ahead of what the future might end up like, since divorces are about 50%, & un planned death or disabilities could be around the corner, its vital at all cost to keep your own savings/funds accounts separate, lets say if You had around $70,000 b4 the dotted marriage agreement, declare only $1000.. And once married make a habit to transfer at least 30% of your salary in to undisclosed account straight from the payroll department of your work, don’t keep it in your daily checking account, where you have easy access to, instead invest it consistently, compounded interest is a thing of beauty.. Since the culture dictates that its mostly men that are ought to be the breadwinners of the House, so contributing 50% of your income is more than enough. Which means you have more control of your earnings before it reaches the joint account…so when the relationship goes south U have something to fall back on….The brutal fact is No one can take better care of you than you yourself. “No amount of I love and trust this person would get U out of sh!d holes when reality knocks your doorâ€â€¦.. Myth: Money can’t buy you happiness. . Fact:: Of course, money doesn’t buy happiness. And neither does poverty. It’s not wealth or poverty that makes you happy or unhappy but how you live your life. Money simply gives you choices that might not otherwise have. And It’s better to have it. Castro - Life Insurance? What a western concept. Why bother secure your spouse and children's future by planning ahead so you can continue providing for them after you die? I mean, once your monthly cheque is no longer coming in, the welfare state will step in, right? Maba aha wax laga warwaro. The welfare system only hands out Hoo yoow ku gow ends means, it will never be even equal half of what you were earning should you be working, therefore its always a bonus to have income protection insurance should you something happen to you cheers

Ahura Its going all good mate London has taken the 'fittest' title for the last 4 years apparently. This year's fittest city is Southampton bloody southampton, I think its during there summer time that keeps them on their toes, but atleast london made it to the 2nd place cheers

The 4th Affair >>A woman was in bed with her lover >>when she heard her husband opening the front door. >>"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner." She rubbed baby oil all >>over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I >>tell you," >>she said, " pretend you're a statue." >>"What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. >>"Oh it's a statue," she replied, >>"the Smiths bought one and I liked it >>so I got one for us, too." >>No more was said, >>not even when they went to bed. >>Around 2 AM the husband got up, >>went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer. >>"Here," he said to the statue, have this. >>I stood like that for two days at the Smiths >>and nobody offered me a damned thing." ^^^^^^loved this one, halirous stuff cheers

New Words for 2006 TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking Bollocks. BLAMESTORMING. Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves. ASSMOSIS. The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard. SALMON DAY. The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die. CUBE FARM. An office filled with cubicles. PRAIRIE DOGGING. When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see that's going on. (This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.) SITCOMs. Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a "home business". SINBAD. single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate. STRESS PUPPY. A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE. The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again. ADMINISPHERE. The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded "administrivia" - needless paperwork and processes. 404. Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located. OHNOSECOND. That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all') GOING FOR A McSHIT. Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known as a McShit with Lies. AEROPLANE BLONDE. One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'. AUSSIE KISS. Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under. BEER COAT. The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3am. BEER COMPASS. The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from. BREAKING THE SEAL. Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night. BRITNEY SPEARS. Modern Slang for 'beers', e.g. "Couple of Britney's please" GREYHOUND. A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare. JOHNNY-NO-STARS. A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training. MILLENNIUM DOMES. The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing. MONKEY BATH. A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo!Oo!Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!". MYSTERY BUS. The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in. MYSTERY TAXI. The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead. NELSON MANDELA. Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager) PEARLHARBOUR. Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl Harbor" out there (there's a nasty nip in the air) PICASSO BUM. A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got four buttocks SALAD DODGER. An excellent phrase for an overweight person SWAMP-DONKEY A deeply unattractive woman TART FUEL. Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women URI GELLER. See Nelson Mandela (above) cheers

With all due respect, most Fat people imply that they have little or no choice by being fat.You Are What You Eat Simple. and those who advocate that Boosting body image at any weight are full of bullocks........ Fact: if people would try to maintain our body weight by balancing what we eat with physical activity then Fat folks would be non existant. More physical activity is better than less, and any is better than none. If your weight is not in the healthy range, try to reduce health risks through better eating and exercise habits. cheers

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todays Virgin's sort of mother>>>>>>i hear not much off this Must have been a women that have been caged for quite some time.......good on her patience...for being a mother while being a virgin???????.... cheers

^^^ dude You might as well do a unique ad like, Hey gal IF u like a guy to hang out with no strings attached and U happen to be in Cali side of regions, I am one of down to earth guy and dont come around here that often, hallo back at me......to know more cheers

by Yanciri ahah I couldn't help but laugh dude! So, you're basically saying that, with some Somali chickas, foreigners have a better chance of scoring the penalty than us fellow Somali males? ^^ Good thing that we have unlimited access to the Reserve Squad - all those chickas back home. Let's face it guys...It's a jungle out there for complimenting both genders, in the dating world.. Also, their fear of rejection, lack of confidence, shyness, And for those men who actually do go on beyond the first base/dates, many of them never even get to first base with women may be U need to work on certain skills. · The exact sure-fire words that really work on a women to break the ice · as far as Zafir’s comments are concerned, he innocently mentioned the exchange between the two re her attention. One must learn languages of the turn offs of a women....the like of him or his mate using an out dated language...could be one or may be just bieng out of tune. There is no Smooth Technique" that turns women attention on to some dude ...Don't try to be a sports hero like god knows what Thierry Henry or Beckham.. Then again If any fella looked liked it had their celebrity status looks than any women would court them! Back to matter at hand. Common Conversational Mistakes, How to Be sure and compliment a woman's place. its not about do it with a hint of experience but rather more with a flow of confidence .. & Please put Time and Effort to it, if one lacks creative efforts, and normally spits sh!ts when ever a pretty women happens to be in the same street then he is doomed for complete shambles ……. As For Yanciri’s comment, Mate U have some issues. If Your only way out of your misery of ever complimenting a Somali women in the west , is as that negative as its of marking her a second class citizen just to fume your Ego, and your partial way of scoring a chick in somewhere back home, must be the fact that you know for sure that the poor soul wont have the ability to sample the product you tend to offer, unlike You, may be you have some insecurities, one wonders why Somali male as you run to Somalia as an alternative choice…ding dong…bell rings…..uncertainty of being manly man runs to mind more to often than usual!!!! Just a random thought!!!! Lord help Your kind cheers

^^ Horse riding, fishing and fox hunting? Axudubillah, I have not lost my identity, give me gaal iyo adhirax and I’ll say yeah otherwise nay to the above. So You think those who have such hobbies that are unorthodox of somali tradition are suffering from Identity Crisis.....? back to the subject ibtisam why dont You just go for a long fast paced walk 4 times a week and that should keep the kilos piling on the hips.... cheers

The brutal truth is as people, We get judged on our looks first, and THEN everything else......and this is human nature for You.....A lot of us think we value people because of their character, or generosity, or intelligence — that's what we thought mattered, but are we just putting blinders on? More often than not it seems qualities other than skill, intelligence or character pay off......so if you r getting compliments embrace it Jimca Lee........Lord knows Ugly ppl need it.... Fact: It is easier for beautiful people to live on this planet,although it may seem to be absolutely unfair to others. All is not gold that glitters - this is the saying for those, who disagrees........ Yeniceri....stop hating.........I am sure you check out paris hiton everytime you get a chance... cheers

Good Old Catherine Tate show , Next best thing on Teley to Lil Britain, I like the old grandy...bloody halirous "what a f**kin Liberty"... and lauren Am I bovvered, am i bovvered tho,but do i look bovvered tho,, does this face look bovered tho, are U disespecting my family, are you callin my family ****** .. PS has anyone seen the New Titi bang show on BBC 3 cheers cheers

^^^Adiga Kooleey, must say such a unique name, Ka qaleey Londen Big ben noooh , as it has its sentiment values to alot of folks who have might seen london yet or not, adiga ka qaleey london big ben and its close sorroundings unless otherwise U R dead board cheers PS: thnx for being a good sport

Then, don't end up like them. How? Its quite simple: either don't get married or marry outside the race. I think there's waay too many Somali chicks around anyway, so you don't be missed dear. ....~~~by the looks of it mate U have some issues about women, especially somali women that might have chosen to settle with outside their own kind<<<<< if venting is needed anywhere, it might as well start with U right here and now mate....the girl mentioned single somali women that were left with number of children to raise by herself, what on earth brought the ones that ended up with non somalis in to the topic, mise meel bukta ayaa isog malaa.....No offence but meel baad ka soo booday cheers PS on the topic, women are not fully liberated yet, but we are on our way, pay wise we are almost there, hell Now adays U see some of ur male peers that are paid less Than U, great feeling, okey I was kiddin...But the funniest thing is when U read about male escorts ads left, right and centre! what is the world comin to!...but then again.......its good to have choices wide open ......20 yrs ago that was un heard of term...

oh forgot to mention that Ohio and mps in the states would have to top the list of my worst places visited, the rest in my diary of worst places could be lived with me things :rolleyes: cheers PS Sydney, Melbourne and Queenstown rock in the southern Hemisphere side

^^^^Viva la the destination of the best city in Europe...La we called the City Of London... Good on You fayrouz...U do us londeners proud sis..... PS :the roads might be tiny, the city might old victorian built style, but it sure as hell is sweet place to hang out and fit in no matter where U from cheers

i was wondering where the joke was heading, but the Milkman end was a crack up cheers

Foxy Why bother with it at all if you know there's gonna be side effects ? ....Just so you can say ohh I've "Loved" Fayrouz Sometimes it is hard to tell if you are infatuated with someone or in love with him or her. People of all ages can get mixed up between infatuation and love, and in the excitement of a relationship it can be hard to tell the difference. Love grows as the relationship develops. Even though, Relationships can be fun and exciting and they can also be a time of high emotion and sometimes they can be down right confusing. It doesn't happen immediately - it develops slowly, naturally and sincerely. And requires a very long time…personally I think its takes time to really know when U have unconditionally loved someone. Love is becoming intimate, learning things that few others know or care to know about one's partner. They say Learning to love another person is an adventure of its kind. So an on going infatuation might lead to relationship—which then might lead to Love with access package So why bother You ask Fayrouz, maybe because we don’t sub-consciously know that this infatuation stage would turn in to a relationship,which might some how over sometime might turn in to love with its access package. But then again, We can choose to drop the life line at the relationship stage before it reaches the Love with access package stage Ameenah its not about putting with sh!d walal, but the mere facts of life that Love comes with access package let it be earlier stages or at the later stages cheers

Here is a thought, Should Isreal/Palestine Land had the bloody weather we have in the UK ( like the bloody rain 80% of the year) there nasty bloody war going for over 50 years would be non existant and hence, there would no bloodshed at all. Most probablly they would be indoors most of the day, therefore no ongoing stoning or gun firing. On serious note, the palestine/isreal issue is an ongoing entertainment.. cheers

"Live and let others live"....the way i see it its their Life and choice to swing, hang out in swingers club and so forth.... so far as they are keeping it to themselves...Its free country..... cheers

Sleeping around is a bad heading to start with! Funny as it is, the popular believe in our cultural/tradition/social Norm or what have You believes are hypocrite about sex, specifically women having premarital sex are taboo in our society, yet Okey for Men I feel sex is something basic like food for both genders. Binding it by tradition makes you yearn for it and spend half your life thinking about it and the focus on other things just remains blur. My personal opinion... "Go with the flow of universe" at the end everyone knows whats right and wrong cheers