^ before you start getting ideas on what type(Manual/Auto) on or what have you to drive on, it would be a pleasant suggestion to get your theory part of the licence sorted,....just a suggestion! unfortunaelty alot of our folks drive with out licences, cheers

Me retire from this entire simple so forth site.....dont feel like the odd one out for time being.....in the mean time, I dislike everything by the book.... cheers ps I totally apologize if I have crossed anyone over my point of concern

^^^ good to know that Jimca Lee, unlike U, I am not attracted to somalies, I got we have somesomethin in common noh!!!!! I might not have a thing for farahas....and am sure U have a thing for them along the line! I am sure ur somili is purely perfect inaabti, especailly when U speak out mate~ but whatys the deal on U or ur sibblinings dating out side the circle have to with the whole circle?...me is as curious as usaul nooh.... cheers personally me believe in datin outside the circle U know of simple, whether it be outside the culture or what have U! simple

Qoute: man you crackin me up i know a solution for your problem man 1. go back to motherland and lean back throw around your dusty passboor. the scent will go arounD pretty fast. 2. get hicthed to a beatifull sister 3. bring her over to the UK 4. tell her to claim benefits coz i know your skinny asz aint working. 5.............. and she will be happy to cook and clean AND HAVE BABIESSSS..... p.s foxy is really looking to hurt you i think you and her would make a perfect couple.. man she would dfinitely make you clean the house..... dust ban and brush.. PSSS I hpe this advice gets u from A to B mister advisor, or shall we say the odd one out...nooh, we jus dont discriminate Nooh...god bless to being Qabil and shid faced oriented face ***** nooh!... still think that a brother like Yahoo no offence, still could do with a fine stance on wide bit slap on whats a tue fact on what rea in the world, like, what truely exists as a tue fence apart from those hollywood trance.... cheers and the fact that any faraax that is too soft for a cosmapotilan is such fruit cake.....lolz

^^ bonofied mate,may be ur somali sectioners exists in blocks, there is no I have a thing with a bridge with those I date ( ehm helps to pay a good realitionship with ur own if U choose to date and mingle with our own).....For those who had all this negatve attitude againts folks who where same nature dating? PS I support for all races and religions sects that date outside what have U.... cheers

I almost ended up being hospitalized myself like my brothermen when I made a fatal mistake one faithful day. We were eating bariis iyo biskeeti in a makhaayad in Birmingham. I felt something was missing and I was right: no bananas! So I asked a girl (she was doing nothing at the time) to bring us some bananas to give our meal a sweet touch. She says that they ran out of bananas, but she would happy to get them for me. I said: OK, but hurry up. We don't need the bananas when we finished our food. We are not Danyero! It was closeby so she suggested to join her on our quest for the precious bananas. I was like OK, laakiin intee aadaneynaa? I knew that the grammar wasn't 100%, but the damage was allready done. Never did I expect that she would mistook it for: Intee aadey NAAYAA! static stuff for real danyeer waleee, ur somali rocked there for a brief moment here mate... cheers

yeah right atheer as Castro would say so, whats the worst U could bring on to ones god given right nooh!...I am as innocent....yeah As far I am concerned I swear I said some sorth of danyeer..whicn means harmless monkey nooh>>> sue me nooh! cheers

indeed and thats how it should be, as ever...waryaaa Danyeer wasnt expecting a charity case around here to agree or disagree for a dime or two for a donations here cheers

Danyeer...whats eating You mate...unless its from experience......... Qoute by Danyeer I don't think marriage is the solution in the long-term. The Halimo might handle him alone, but not him plus the Yahoo juniors. That will result in a divorce and you'll see Yahoo right Loool well said down there, there is many faraaxa around, thats lost in the midest..lols cheers

i have one simple we need a live in xaliimoz, good bed, some1 to share it with, after a quick visit to the sheikh. and of course no bills, but at least u must claim benefits .. so u can blame housing benefit so u pay the rent. . are You series dude, May i touch a nerve or two in saying that faraaxas are usless, when it comes to touchin the nerve down there if even to start with, call it jesus or what HAVE yOU,did U even imagine such bad taste just for the sake of it...one wonders..... okey me gona xiishod and dont say no more.... cheers PS before U open up on ur 24 over seven DO I recommend that U look aroound on whats on offer

My advice: go for the minimalistic approach and go basic till the house is almost empty. Go to the kitchen and downsize the plates, cups, forks, knives and spoons to a minimum and throw out the rest. If you got plants: throw them out. Who are you trying to fool, you cannot keep them alive no matter what you tell yourself. Than go to the bathroom and throw everything out except your deodorant, toothbrush and paste, shampoo and soap. You don't need anything else, you are not a girl. Repeat: you are not a girl! BEST SUMMERIZED as the world comes along ..noooh good on fella.. cheers

He I meant>>>> sorry for the double post cheers

tough luck>>>> shid happens in the west regardless of his state.....so she should pull his socks up nooh.....claim insurace while he can! infact douple up on his have's or have not's cheers

ok, a cleaner is out of the question ,, cause it means is dirty for a week then tidy for one day i want a constant cleaning solution and we are poor,,. >>> The simple fact remains that men buy grooming essentials to make themselves look and feel better. which dont help the reality in the long term may I say.....may be it helps to know what goes where or what have U.......since U are poor nooh!, otherwise why dont U charter yourself a 24/7 house chick to ur daily needs.......then again.. the question of how You can fork out means of a great deal might confuse a simple faraax...otherwise.....reverse to ur good old mother that has eveything inline with out a single questions! cheers

^^ lols ahura, more like they are mumies boys and dont know the basics from being left alone on fetching whats right in their pan from what goes with what, let alone whats the best cleaning product that cleans those shower they been using for God Forsaken knows how long its been in use!, may be its about time that those in the not know hows, would benefit from the know how's helpful real blokes like those who watched queer eye for the straight fella cheers

Lol this is a classic thread, waxan maqli jirey, my behind(dabadeyda baa buuhoodle ka muuqata) {excuse the spelling}, as in when one is broke as joke, but the protection of camels over lions never crossed my mind......Lols Good Idea LST cheers ps apology for bringin an oldy on site out of boredom cheers

One wonders, Why is it right and legal for Muslims to criticise, denounce, slander and vilify or even support the extermination of certain religion in any way they choose, particularly the Jews, I guess, Jews are a convenient group to single out and blame for our troubles in the muslim world.".....it would be wiser to make this site a hate free site espeacially in regards to religion or pickin on certain group of society if not a nation! we all know that "Religion is a unique force in society, which promotes both Good and Evil, It would be great if we all respected the religious tolerance that would make this a better world to live in... cheers

first of all the boss leaking such sensetive info on who's getting laid off or what not should re-read the code of employment conduct! secondly, concerns with one's own interests comes first. its not a matter of moral evaluation, but rather what works for you in the long term, i.e, A sane person needs to discover and practice the principles which one's survival requires. at the end of the day its your morality of rational self interest. so i reckon if the advancement of a career related promotion is offered on a silver platter, then to heck with breach of freindship or who got You the Job! . But if its only an odd casual job to make from point A to B means, then one might need to think twice......thats if your friendship is tight or what have you cheers

Yeah?" she replies. "And when YOU die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Good stuff haaaaaaaaaa that was funny, guess they havent discovered Qaat lols@ qaat, where did U get your stats from

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady why they don't eat the peanuts themselves. "We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied. The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?" The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them." >> It pays to be careful around old people. cheers

Sorry-By Madonna has good beats to it, Je suis d�sol� Lo siento Ik ben droevig Sono spiacente Perd�name I've heard it all before I've heard it all before I've heard it all before I've heard it all before [repeat] I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know Please don't say you're sorry I've heard it all before And I can take care of myself I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know Please don't say 'forgive me' I've seen it all before And I can't take it anymore You're not half the man you think you are Save your words because you've gone too far I've listened to your lies and all your stories (Listen to your stories) You're not half the man you'd like to be I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know Please don't say you're sorry I've heard it all before And I can take care of myself I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know Please don't say 'forgive me' I've seen it all before And I can't take it anymore Don't explain yourself cause talk is cheap There's more important things than hearing you speak Mistake me cause I made it so convenient Don't explain yourself, you'll never see Gomen nasai Mujhe maaf kardo Przepraszam Slihah Forgive me... (Sorry, sorry, sorry) I've heard it all before I've heard it all before I've heard it all before [repeat] I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know Please don't say you're sorry I've heard it all before And I can take care of myself I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know Please don't say 'forgive me' I've seen it all before And I can't take it anymore I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know Please don't say you're sorry (Don't explain yourself cause talk is cheap) I've heard it all before, And I can take care of myself (There's more important things than hearing you speak) I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know Please don't say 'forgive me' I've heard it all before I've heard it all before I've heard it all before I've heard it all before its quiet hip in the lounge areas of london now adays especially the remix version cheers

Its all Good we somalis dont mind that Keinan is whatever he chooses to be, be it cross dresser or whatever,as we have respect for his individaulity, rather then of his sexual orientation or personal experession. as we somalis would like to be seen as tolerant folks cheers

Its about time we had some fashion related bits and pieces in the womens section I think that light Green Skirt is too die for? with a bit of mid level high heel shoes with strapes+ three qauters mid ripped Jacket......provided they could reach where the skirts hieght would end...lets say knee hieght>>> would look like a killer on any street....so far as those calfs are well within recommended build.......it would be a bonus should they be toned cheers

^^^ U lot are lost cases for Qaldaan Lingo>>>> might need to brush up your language on a refreshing cousre cheers

^^ biqaal foqol baqiilyaasha ayaa waxaa ku mar mar siyooda...so I guess the shops way ika hodh hidheen comes In handy with your mar marsiiyo ..after all indha yar baad aheyd oo baqiilnimada lafa bay kaaga jirta Bro cheers