I would like to hear some of your best chat up lines.... I once was ask by a farax GET YOUR COAT LOVE YA PULLED :eek:

I wrote this about my friend coz her abbo left without saying anything and she has now stopped crying

summer holiday/vacation is anyone going back to somali or somaliland this year coz am going to burco for holiday and just wondering how else is going to east africa

I was only 6 when you left me I was crying, begging you PLEASE Shouting daddy I really need you But you went away, and didn’t care about us two You only cared about yourself Selfishness took over your pride My heart was in your hands as I cried Then I swore I would never forgive again I told mummy I would never another love man If my daddy can break my heart Another man will not tear me apart I now say If you ever come back I’d leave Coz that’s what you did to me Without saying goodbye I’d make you cry I wouldn’t tell you those lies Like I love you As you say that to me I never thought I’d be the one with the upper hand Knowing where to go and where to stand Didn’t think you would make me so strong But you did, and I am, am wiser then with a plan I can make it you’ll see, you won’t break me I aint that easy, won’t fake it Coz these words moved me It’s true everything I said to you It’s true everything I wrote in this song The way I felt about you And you blow me off Like a peck of dirty Oooooooooooooooooooh and now I say If you ever come back I’d leave Coz that’s what you did to me Without saying goodbye I’d make you cry I wouldn’t tell you those lies Like I love you As you say that to me Ooooh I won’t let you make me cry Ooooh I won’t let you get back inside You’re like a letter to an unnamed child You’re like a clue to the question why You’re like a scar across my face You’re the definition to the word disgrace You're the reason why I talk that WAY You're the reason why I say goodbye You're the reason why my life is UP-SIDE-DOWN Daddy never said goodbye

OI am from Liverpool and that style went out 2days ago loool

^^^ am not talking about a "MAGIC" trick

I think thats LIES when people say personality first....coz aint no way in hell you going to go on a date with someone you wouldn't like to be seen as you too dating...........I mean I say its looks then personality but my guy has to be sacastic and be good looking you know the opposit of me

I don't you can love someone that is not in your family I do believe you can let them in your heart but not love them, as love is something that takes a long time to achieve.... But ..... Ain't nobody ever prove their love when Things were all good And two people are smiling Love is found way down in the trenches When he's throwin a fit And she is sittin there crying We tear it up To patch it up Break up To make up The show goes round and round And that how we get down We go back and forth And anyone who goes through this should know That what i am saying is for real Real love is meant this way

V-day is a trick to make us spend money

16992 thats my lucky number

I think its funny when somalis keep going on about feb 14th.... and there dates to all the white people I mean when my white friends tell me am like "TUT TUT I HEARD HIS POOR" just so they gets so worried the forgets about me....sometimes I say haraam and explain what haraam means and they forget YES MY FRIENDS ARE EVERY FORGETFUL THEY SOMETIMES FORGET HOW I AM

looool, its cool

Originally posted by Foxy: [QB] New Words for 2006 MONKEY BATH. A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo!Oo!Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!". [QB] I like that one I thought it was hmmmm whats the word *FUNNY*

Lool@ liban is the man.... This joke was to see what your IQ level stands as. It’s also called a "trick" question where the answer is found in the question..... . . If you’re not that intelligent to understand the answer is the blonde girl because you can not burn down water. The trick part is WHY and WHO would build a house under water . You have been arrested by the intelligent police. You have the right to remain silent and to next time be nicer to MOI . ~Liban *ahhh I understand now*

loooool, I can't I've been told if I come back to the joke section they'll kill my family they've already killed my cat (am so happy) mean ooooooh my heart So I thought I might abuse YOU

Come on you never found that amusing? :eek: :eek: -------------------- S.sE.Rt <--crack this code? if you can

WHO IS MORE DUMBER........A red head girl building a house under water OR.... the blonde girl trying to burn it down?

TELL ME ABOUT IT........... I left granby TIME AGO..... but ranby has change BIG TIME.... its got new houses and stuff and am like AM SO MOVING BACK lol...

I did what Say(y)id Qutb said I told him that I did not say I didn't believe in love I said I believe in love after love and there was a huge smile on his face now ANOTHER PROBLEM......................He wants to get marriged soon about 2years time but I want to finish uni I mean I aint even started uni yet I start in september I told him I didn't want to rush but he said it wouldn't make a different if I went to uni after you get marriged unless you don't want some dude you know wanting to know... So I told him no WAY... then I told him " you're acting like you need a passport" he then said "allow it, if you don't want to marry me" ........... See I do but will he be different after were marriged?........ coz GUYS are STRANGE

Turing against me Why is that no-one understands me, my passion is other peoples envy, best friends turn out to be your enemy, Some friends snake me and nightmares are now your reality. Why is it that no-one understands me some times my world can seem so cold when your own family turn into foes. Am sick of suffering don’t wanna be hurting. Why is that you don’t understand me look in my eyes and you’ll see my worse dreams when your body feels so cold. But where can I run and where do I turn when it's chasin' me Music is a Passion of mine, am to much of a wise kid thats aint got no time. Use my shoulder to lean on just promise me that I can use yours one day (you say) so why is it that the day is today and your not here but it’s ok because you’ve never been around. Don't be scared pour out your heart I'll be there wherever you want I never back down, I do what it takes me, even when things get a little bit shaky, can't let it break me people love us, some hate me. There's a pain's in me, I wish that it would let me be, please let these pains stay the hell away from me. But where can I run from and where am I running to. Artist fading adolescent craving for a lethal drug It called parentally love, parents want them to go their way but nah we decide to go are way! Why is that my own people are turning agaist me, I remembered one day we where all sitting like a big family, why is it that where not the same, but allah (swt) made us all, not your mommy and daddy, why is it we look up to singers and rappers and learn all there words in there song but can't remember a sencent in the holy Quran? why is it that am fading when am not dressed like you with my head covered, but I have to respect you coz you can affrod a pair of jimmy choo? am what you are but am not you, listen and learn the words or allah (swt) because allah (swt) will guide you. ....................................................... One word can hurt you but one mistake can kill you

Originally posted by Ahura: A desperate call for help, that is! Hmmm...lemme think... How about writing 'I LOVE YOU, YOU BIG FAT DORK' on a piece of paper, wrapping it around a brick and then hitting him over the head with it? I think he'll definitely believe you then. No girl puts a guy in hospital for anything less than real love. Good luck and God speed. Ala your like the funnest person I have spoken to in here so far I think that might be a good idea I tell you if he press charges or not

Originally posted by Blessed: Scousers, so big headed Welcome dear, how is Grambey Don't worry am not a stalker, I saw your other topic. Actually that makes me a cyber stalker..be afraid, be very afraid Well am from Smithdown (don't care if people know where am from) and its ok I've saw you stalk me a couple of time joke am the one stalking you LIVERPOOL FOR LIFE

I have a problem am falling for in love with a guy that is crazy about me but the problem is that I've been telling him for the past year that LOVE isn't real now how am I gonna tell him I love him if he wont believe me? I mean I've txt (I.M) him but he told me that he knew I was jokin about LOVE because am always a joker Please HELP ME TELL HIM... he has already ask me to marry him and was going to ask my parents but am NOT ready so he said he would wait.. HELP...........CODE RED..........CODE RED........ MAYDAY MAYDAY.........SOS.......SOS........JUST SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE

I know y'all LOVE me......and I can see the two above me are FLIRTING... I see marriage in nthe air

Originally posted by Ahura: quote:9.13.16.5.18.9.1.12 <--crack this code? if you can LoL @ Imperial. You haven't been reading Dan Brown's Digital Fortress , have you? Code = I.M.P.E.R.I.A.L (Imperial) Wlc to SOL! :cool: Smart boy Thanks you for all the none welcome and welcomes