This rich business man hired an expensive, very beautiful prostitute. When they finished getting their freak on, the man told the prostitute that he didn't have $600 on him right now but would mail it to her the next morning from his office.He also told her that just to be on the safe side he would right "rent" on the check...just incase his wife got in the middle. The prostitute agreed and the next morning the check was delievered but for $200 and a note that read as follows: Dear manager, this is for the apartment i rented last night. We agreed on $600 but have i have reduced it for the following reasons: 1- When I arrived at the apartment, i found that it had been previously occupied. 2-I found the apartment had no heat.. 3- The apartment was too large for my comfort. The Prostitute wrote the man a note back that said the following: Dear Renter, i have to disagree with your statements about your apartment for the following reasons: 1- How could you think that such a beautiful apartment had not been rented before? 2- The apartmen DOES have heat, if you know how to turn it ON. 3- The apartment is of average size, but you have to have enough FURNITURE to furnish it. peace ppl!

BUUBTO That was really nice of you t post that. But...i think alot of time has been spent in our society on what women should and shouldn't be. Mash'allah..if we could all behave as the prohet (scw) set forth we would all live in nicma. I think especially in the somali society nowadays it's really hard for the wife to act like the prophet said. You know why?. The wife mentioned above is one that doesn't work for her living because her husband provides for her..he takes his duties seriously ..he doesn't ask her to put her name on the lease in a public housing complex with section 8 ruling supreme. And this muslim husband WORKS for his wife and kids...he doesn't demand she take welfare while he works when he wants to and sleeps in when he doesn't. This muslim husband teaches his family the islamic faith...nurtures their souls as well as their faith. I think that you will agree that in today's somali society the wife raises the kids almost by herself...and there is only so much she can do by herself. O.k..before anyone bites my head off, my point is that a MUSLIM wife is possible when the MUSLIM husband does his duty. What i'm also saying is that so much time is spent on discussing what a good muslim wife is that it FORGOTTEN to mention what a good muslim HUSbAND. I'M saying that the two SHOULD co-exist...that our society needs to be equally educated of both..not emphasize one and ignore the other.And what marital bliss would exist if each did their duties seriously and thouroughly! petite

indhadeeq..I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE hugs. I have such weakness for hugs..i'm like a hug-a-holic. A good hug makes me melt...sometimes it lets meknow i'ma alive

sister fear allah. Simple: 1- Don't hand over your heart so quickly 2- Don't have expectations, you just set yourself up for disappointment 3- Take it one day at a time 4- Don't pour your whole energy and time into it until you see that the guy is giving a 100% 5- Stop rubbing how relegious you are in ppl's faces. If you really are very relegious dear sister, you dont' need to be constantly telling it..it'll show..ppl aren't blind.

sister fear allah. Simple: 1- Don't hand over your heart so quickly 2- Don't have expectations, you just set yourself up for disappointment 3- Take it one day at a time 4- Don't pour your whole energy and time into it until you see that the guy is giving a 100% 5- Stop rubbing how relegious you are in ppl's faces. If you really are very relegious dear sister, you dont' need to be constantly telling it..it'll show..ppl aren't blind.

sister fear allah. Simple: 1- Don't hand over your heart so quickly 2- Don't have expectations, you just set yourself up for disappointment 3- Take it one day at a time 4- Don't pour your whole energy and time into it until you see that the guy is giving a 100% 5- Stop rubbing how relegious you are in ppl's faces. If you really are very relegious dear sister, you dont' need to be constantly telling it..it'll show..ppl aren't blind.

My dear Jibril, You are insulting..so if you want your questions answered, then talk nicely and respectfully. Besides, if you think somali girls are so bad, there is a simple solution. ........dump em. There are plenty of other females around for guys like you. So how about a divorce huh??..you go your way, we go ours...and save each other alot of heart break. Another thing, you sound very bitter and my advice is next time you broach a subject, try to sound less bitter...it ruin your credibility.

unix- wow, that's true. When I look at a girl, I look at her features...guys seem to look at things more generally. Like the whole effect!

My friends or siblings and I check ppl out together. I mean we'd all pick out which girl we think is hot...I noticed that the guys and the girls don't agree on which girls is hot. I mean, I'd think this girl is totally gorgous ...and my guy friends don't think she's so hot, They'd choose someone I think is just a tad above average. Go figure...could it be that men and women don't have the same taste?. Holler...let me know if you noticed the same things

Observateur, I have no idea what you just said. Care to rephrase??..preferabley in english?

c/nuur, first of all, you got one nasty site at blackplanet. Just thought I'd let you know. As for your q, HELL NO. It already takes a LONNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG time to find a guy our age who is mature enough..why go younger??. It has nothing to do with insecurity at all...but a level of maturity. Even then, you gonna be expecting to change his diaper or something..and at the age of 18, he still thinks he's god's gift to the world (you know about guys and their egos).

I look up into your eyes, i feel jolt in my body, like electricity, slowly moving. I hurriedly lower my eyes,, not wanting to feel or maybe not wanting you to see the secrets of my soul, the thoughts that are etched in my face. At night, alone I laugh at myself, I don't want to strip myself of my arrogance, of my sheilds that protects me from prying eyes. Sometimes, you look at me with a queation in your eyes, trying to figure me out. But that's the secret of my soul.

alright, let's not diss the thin girl ppl. And who said thin girls aren't happy???. I'm petite and PROUD. I like slithering into small spaces and sitting on the arm of a chair comfortably with out tipping it over. And I like to know that if a guy puts his arm on the back of my waist, his hand can span it. Jaber- I'm not even gonna go there with you. You been spending too much time in the west..you know how they like big tits and no hips. Besides, imagine when this girl with the faboulous rockets gives birth and breastfeeds her child??..you gonna have to buy a leash for her twins just to keep them from wandering around. peace out ppl petite ps....I'm not insulting big girls at ALL..so let's keep the peace