Chimera

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  1. ^I can allready picture it in my mind, it's going to be a HIT
  2. ^it wouldn't make sense for it to be B the question clearly states $1 more than the nail so your allready starting from a certain point and that point isn't 0 so it can only be C for it to make sense
  3. I only like Yasmin Warsame who's supercool i'm her number 1 fan the rest are just super-average-im-too-good-for-you-oh-please-don't-touch-me-you-are-Somali-trolls Yasmin for President
  4. Myownboss let's make a list of Somali companies, there are around ~400 companies registered in Dubai alone but i have difficulty finding there names. Do you know if any detail list has ever been released by the Somali business council?
  5. If only i had a 200 million+ Somali population i could exploit
  6. why hearsay brother? Somali business capital is Dubai, Somalis have a real presence there and they are probably the most close-knit community in the whole Somali diaspora, if this hearsay story was really true they would have been delt with along time ago, since many Somali men are also police officers there and crack downs on prostitution bars happen all the time where only poor girls from Eastern Europe are saved read: http://www.authorsden.com/visit/viewArticle.asp?id=22745
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    Sushi

    you know how hoyoo is always dressing me in clothes full of colors, and i used to play somewhere close to a bee's nest aswell oh yeah most importantly i'm sweet like malab lol seriously i think it's the clothes, i was like a walking rainbow, as were most of the Somali kids in my neighbourhood, something wrong with the Hoyoo's methinks
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    Sushi

    I'm allergic to certain seafood like prawns, i discovered this when i was emptying a plate full of tasty prawns at a friends birthday party where half way through me and the plate collapsed on the floor i'm the only one in the family who has this strange defect, when i was a kid everytime i got stung by a bee i had to run as fast as i could to my house before i passed out, oh the amount of times my brother was playing football with the morrocans and i would come running and pulling on his shirt hyperventilating 'abow i can't breath' is too many i lost count, he would pick me up and then vroeeeemmm that's all i remember thank god as i grew older my immune system became stronger and i shaked of this weird bee allergy together with asthma (but the prawn incident terrified me) moral of my personal story; is be carefull with trying out all these different exotic cuisines and inform a person about what there eating before you serve them
  9. ^http://www.maj.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?f=1978&n=48 have fun lol
  10. loooooool@ibti let me finish it then: The two sharks attacked and ate poor Jacob because he was preparing 魚翅
  11. how dare you welcome me!!! now you listen TO ME: Shark Esther and Shark Jim once went back to their birth city called LangLango, here they met Crab Jacob whom they stayed with at the sea cave-hotel for bed and breakfast, when the two guest-sharks waked up the next day they noticed something strange when looking at Jacob, they became furious and unleashed a mountain of ad hominems, DUDE Why the hell are you still reading this story i'm making it up as i go loool
  12. She take my money, well I'm in need Yeah she's a triflin' friend indeed Oh she's a gold digger way over time That digs on me (She steal me money) Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in need) But she ain't messin' wit no broke Broke (She steal me money) Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in need) But she ain't messin' wit no broke broke(I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head get down
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    Bully

    When i used to play Grand Theft Auto a few years back, after every gaming session i would go outside to play soccer or whatever, i always felt like stopping a car in the middle of the road and kick the driver out and simply JOY-RIDE woop woop but common sense stopped me.(thank god ) Just think about the crazy thoughts this game will stimulate in the minds of young kids who might have been perfectly normal students but somehow got lured into the world of bullying because of this glamorization
  14. ^sprayed the monitor with pepsi loooooooooooooool
  15. good idea, there are alot of topics M.I.A
  16. Originally posted by cynical lady: Just because you’re Somali I have to talk to you? yes yes yes.. no but seriously there have been times where i felt like ignoring a Somali or a non Somali sister because they were too pushy or stalker-like but that's just cold, there are other ways to solve a misunderstanding, Serenity should just walk up to the guy and just say what's on her mind though i have to admit as a man the chances of me being jumped and then overpowered by a girl who i have accidently misled with my confusing signs is very slim unless she is a Ms Olympia in bodybuilding/Taekwondo champion then yes i see where your coming from, keep your distance sisters
  17. ^that's just an example of a waxwork depicting an individual who has slaughtered many many innocent people(regardless of their faith/background they were innocent and wether the number has been inflated over the years is irrelevant he still killed a whole lot) and yes i agree Abdullahi Yusuf will be the main attraction.
  18. I always greet the sisters..with a :rolleyes: and they greet me back with a :rolleyes: :rolleyes: it's chill, real kinship
  19. ^ see Chador and it's ancient History. The Ghassanid and Lakhmid Arabs were vassals/clients of the Sassanids so it would make sense if they adopted some of their customs.