^correct I got it from a Housemate on Big Brother He said a woman had been at a family wedding when she met the man of her dreams and spent the whole day with him. The next day, the man vanished from the face of the earth and she could not find him. About a month later, the women killed her sister. Why? A number of answers were given before Rex said that as it was a family wedding, the woman hoped there was a family link so that he might come to her sister's funeral. Rex said he was glad none of the housemates had answered the question correctly, claiming psychiatrists use it to test serial killers. - Source Urban has a double life for sure...lol btw I made the whole Greek story up( blame insomnia)

Originally posted by Valenteenah: Mo is becoming more vocal, isn't he? He's finally becoming his own man.. I feel sorry for Lisa, she deserved to go to heaven rather than the flat-faced screamer. Lisa can take it don't you worry 'she's done it all' btw Doesn't Bex remind you of Shrek? hehe ps Oz - somewhere in end August/ early September

Ibti/J.Lee nope anyone else before i reveal the answer?

Originally posted by Sue: I'm good thanks, yourself? I'm fine, thank you! About Mo, I know I give Mo a hard time and I've seen all the so-called macho macho men get all teary about nothing! But for some unknown reason to me seeing Mo cry makes me cringe to the nth degree. Your a Somali woman, you guys have one rule for us and another rule for the entire planet, that's your only flaw, fix this and you guys are flawless As for Darnell, he's very volatile of late, what's his game plan because all this "I don't have a game plan" nonsense is starting to wear thin. Please don't make me dislike you Darnell. Darnell seems very caught up in what everyone thinks of him that's inside and outside the house. More and more I find Luke, Bex and Mikey ACCURATELY predicting Darnell’s motivates, actions and even feelings. Isn't that something! Darnell has a very high IQ, this is why he analyzes every situation very well and sees things other housemates don't. But he made a mistake by thinking Bex is popular outside because Mario was evicted over her. He doesn't know that Mario was simply more hated than her and if Darnell had been up against Bex he would have defeated her by a landslide. He doesn't know this and that is why you see him breaking down in a self-destruct mode, but luckily Kat,Rachel and Mo got his back I like the new Mo, he made Dale today look like a complete fool, he thought Mo would back down but he didn't so he blew kisses at him so Mo winked back lmao that was some funny stuff It's going to be (according to BB forums) a Darnell vs Mo vs Bex eviction unless Big Brother throws in a twist - This week is Big

Originally posted by Cabdiyo Cabdi: Beautiful.how i wish to have stroll in those beaches wearing my dirac and garbasaar *Sigh* i would wear a dirac and garbasaar too if it gave me the chance to magically enter the picture and spend the day at that place which was somewhere in the 80s

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I don't get it, what's the 'black agenda'? who's boycotting it? Blacks? Whites? I love Fishfilet Burgers mmmm

Canjeex - Jaziira

In Ancient Greece there was once a secret and exclusive family wedding in a village called Pontiakos close to Mount Olympus - home of the Greek Gods. This pious family of Pontiakos was in high spirits for their prayers to Zeus were answered when he himself blessed this wedding in personal by attending the ceremony. The names of the bride and groom are unknown for it's not them this story is about, this story illuminates the life of a man called Adeipho son of Aristedes. Adeipho was a handsome and brilliant artisan equalled by none but in the realm of love surpassed by all. His mother Acacia on numerous occassions tried to hitch her son with the daughters of wealthy townsmen who with great pride offered their daughters and in some cases even their wives to the talented Adeipho but he refused. One of the theories for his refusal which spread throughout the town like Hera's fire was that Adeipho 'could love, but not women'. A desperate Acacia hearing of this rumour lined up twelve men and asked her son to choose. But Adeipho kissed his mother on the head and again refused. Adeipho was a lonely man and according to some destined to be so untill his death, for it is said 'talent comes at a price' just as the glorious Kings of old all died young. His mother Acacia feeling her son's pain, approached Zeus at the wedding with her head down and asked for permission to speak. 'You may' said a joyfull Zeus. Acacia walked over to Zeus and whispered to him her son's unfortunate fate. Zeus said he would fullfill her wish but warned her of the possible consequences. A tearfull Acacia thanked Zeus and returned to the main hall. Adeipho not knowing what had just taken place, sat next to one of his masterpieces which he had offered to the bride and groom as a wedding gift, a statue of the Goddess Cydonia also known as Athena. As he sat there a beautiful lady dressed in green walked up to him in complete awe of his artistic depiction of Athena. As the conversation progressed the Artisan and the Lady noticed how much they had in common and Adeipho was overwhelmed by all these different feelings which he untill her arrival had never felt before. Acacia standing in the distance was in tears as she finally saw her son smilling and being happy. Adeipho and the lady left the celebrations and retired to Adeipho's home where he showed her all of his work. After the tour ended the couple drank wine and the physical space between them became smaller and smaller. The lady asked Adeipho 'does it not bother your wife that you sit here drinking wine with a female stranger? to which he replied 'i have no wife'. To Adeipho's suprise the lady then kissed him which eventually led them into deeper waters that would make the great Aphrodite herself proud. In the morning a joyfull Adeipho woke up to an empty bed. He walked through the house but the lady was not there. She left without telling goodbye. As weeks passed by and with no news of the Lady, Adeipho asked all the guests of the wedding if they knew the Lady in Green, but nobody knew. Months passed by and still the Lady in Green was nowhere to be seen. Adeipho's depression and desperation turned for the worst, he visited the house of the bride and groom and watched them from a distance enjoying their new life. Adeipho then entered their house and killed them Why did he kill them?

Ibti/Malika why convert? Turkish/Egyptian and Tunisian sisters are all mediterranananana, he could go for one of them

Hey Sue how have you been sister? you find it hard to watch because of a few tears? what about the Steriod-freaks Dale and Stuart? they cry all the time - two macho men crying - now that's hard to watch, at least Mo is real to himself and doesn't put up a Rambo front. I hope one of these days Dale or Stuart go missing after Mo on a hungry day devoured them like he devoured those Bananas today lol @Kathreya and Mo after being told their not allowed to eat those bananas still munching them down in the Diaryroom like it's OK Mo jumping the fence and eating those bananas was a smart move cause he took away the pleasure of sending him to Hell from those who hate him, cause he send himself, this pissed them off( Skinny Luke and Fat Rebecca hate Mo and Kat, just look at their reaction in the store room when it was announced that Mo and Kat had to pack their suitcases - BigBrother loves to play with the Housemates and get them all paranoid) The game is getting really interesting now, with Mo calming down a paranoid Darnell and making sure he doesn't explode on the Whisper club. Alliances shifting - is Rex still a B-blocker or not? - Mo exploding on Dale(lol) - Maysoon not liking her new Heavenly Housemates and preferring the Hell side of the divide - Blind mikey second week in Hell Lmao - Dale being Head of House(this will backfire on him) - Mo and Darnell possibly up for eviction against Bex(she will go most definitely then) worst case scenario will be Mo vs Darnell( then mo will probably go) Yep interesting week this will be

Originally posted by rudy-Diiriye: sland militia run back when they heard jaat kii baa so dacay. then pland militia run east cuz they heard that there was an indian ship sailing down the coast. This is why i always click on your 'recent posts' when i visit SOL, thanks for the laugh mate

Old Topic about women who wear Macawiis

Good luck to the Brother and sister! keep the spirit alive!!

Originally posted by Sue: yeah and did you see Mo last night trying to do some MJ moves and fell on his backside lol. lol what a clown did you see him and Darnell yesterday? First they discussed their plans in the kitchen and then excuted it like two drugs dealers looooool Darnell mumbling while he entered the toilet to drink his can of beer cracked me up I hope bex goes out tonight cause i like Mario and his dark side( he's currently on a rampage). Also he left out of the shopping ''tobacco and chocolate''(the two most important items for a large group of housemates) but added custard cream cookies for himself. I really hope he stays cause then the current lovey dovey house will turn into a warzone

MMA i normally take conspiracy theories with a grain of salt, but in this case i too believe there is something more sinister at play This is why positive news articles about patriots and friends of Somalia keeping the country afloat through healthcare,education and humanitarianism worry me because they become targets

Hey Sue it's not only Mo and Rachel, same with Rex - all you see on the Highlights is him talking about his million restaurants - yet in reality he talks about alot of different stuff and has fun here is a good example: Mo & Rex were funny as hell yet it was never shown on the Highlights, we are being spoonfed with garbage about some freaky romance between Luke and Bex ps Maysoon i think has a very shady past that even the producers might not know about, cause i read somewhere that she has a husband yet on her profile it says she is single..

Abu Mansoor looks cool...a friendly version of the iconic che guevera picture

''your so bad it's brilliant'' rofl!

My Somalia will be a society based on meritocracy My Somalia will have it's major cities - through a well thought out process - turned into multi-clan cities(kinda like what's happening today but on a galactic scale) My Somalia will see all clan elders banished to the Bajuni Islands My Somalia will have all living war criminals locked up in a Somali version of Alcatraz and the death ones turned into wax dolls for the Somali museum of 'traitors' that will be visited by Somali kids during school trips My Somalia will adopt the right policies that will compliment the progress made in Anarchy and develop the Somali Economy into an African Japan My Somalia will through it's brilliant meritocratic system see many Female Presidents taking the top seat My Somalia will develop it's own arms factories, in case we are forced to enter a war (and to prevent a dependency on our shady allies) My Somalia will continue pursuing the self determination of it's brothers and sisters across the Horn My Somalia will have a literacy rate similar to the 70s that will eventually reach 100% My Somalia..... I'm gonna stop....this type of talk puts me in a disturbing state of delusional grandeur which is so addictive....but even with all this despair going on today i see a great future for Somalia, we have nothing to lose, everything to gain, which i can't say for our neighbours Insha-allah

Xaax sexy..

Cool, love the idea! it's about time we had a platform enabling us to support the super talented brothers and sisters with a 3 YES vote and on the other hand drop the painfull TRUTH on the talentless bunch who seem to be popping up in large numbers these days..pop POP poP Pop

It's on BBC 1 right now. I don't know the name of the group there filming, there definitely not Somali because of their colorful customs which resembles the masai outfit(i think they are Borana) but when they were talking it's as if i'm hearing Af Somali yet i cannot understand it at all, very strange feeling