Chimera

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  1. As tragic as this particular story is, i don't see how one can justify it being a more important subject of discussion and scrutiny then the multiple cases of ''modern, civilized and technologically advanced'' Tomahawks and 1000lb bombs being dropped on Somali soil killing scores of women,children,men and elders why did everybody close their eyes then and play dumb? The Somali Political Landscape is truly a club of retards and shaytaans
  2. Japanese people are cool lol@ "'I was suddenly divorced, without a word of warning. That made me so angry,"'
  3. Well done and congrats sister!
  4. Originally posted by Mujahid: Red Sea: there are little more than 6 billion people on this planet. Give each 1 billion dollar, all of our problem solved. Is this reasonable? This would only cost about 6 billion, a stark contrast to the 700B financial bailout the U.S congress just passed. Bro i don't get it, did you mean give everybody 1 dollar? edit or did you mean a 'billion $ note'? imagine the pocket change
  5. The boys start circling the crowd and searching for sweet looking single girls in need of a lift home, they get caught by irate old ladies and end up driving them home instead. I've seen this happen alot
  6. -Tsunami hits Sri lanka - wa Somali men -Flight 88 to Tokyo crashes - wa Somali men -Cindy crashed her father's car - wa Somali men -Miklos Piscovich can't find his remote - wa Somali men Yawn Siphon i bet your the type of sister who beats up her younger male siblings and feels good about it, just marry a John and get over it, we won't miss you
  7. It's a sad time for the male shark species, these are the first signs of a dark future ahead, where they are being sidestepped by mother nature and female sharks will have no need of them anymore. as a male i sympathise with these brothers
  8. Thanks for the comments guys, i've received nothing but good feedback through mail so that was cool but one Ethiopian guy did send me this funny email: Hi there I read your article Kenya's and Ethiopia's Fragile Glass Houses", and would like to correct you on your'popular saying', it is not "Don't throw stones if you live in a glass house", but "Those who live in a glass menagerie don't throw stones". Like all your thinking you have got it twisted
  9. Sister, may your relative have a healthy and speedy recovery Insha-allah!
  10. A&T - Ilax lool i don't think the Kenyan lawyer foresaw the brutal beatdown he would receive before he submitted his article. I replied because - if left alone - these type of articles will be emulated by other wannabes, but now they will think twice. Here's another devastating response - by Bashir Goth: http://www.hiiraan.com/op2/2008/oct/mr_kipkorir_annexing_and_dividing_somalia_is_a_call_for_balkaniz ation_of_horn_of_africa.aspx Cara I once said on SOL that i envied Madagascar's location and wished that Greater Somalia was located there. Now if only these plate tectonics would reach their 10 million A.D status tommorow morning, then my jealousy towards the Madagascarians(whatever there called) would be healed
  11. I made a reply to that silly Kipkorir article and send it to several Somali news outlets - tell me what you guys think of it. Kenya's and Ethiopia's Fragile Glass Houses 4 Oct 4, 2008 - 5:46:32 PM by Adam Zayla, adamzayla@hotmail.com As i was doing my usual google session in search of news on Somalia, i came across a very amusing article entitled " Why Kenya and Ethiopia ought to annex and divide Somalia" written by Donald B. Kipkorir who advocates as the title suggest the annexation of Somalia by Kenya and Ethiopia. The article is a poor patch work of misinformation and delusional grandeur. I personally feel it's important to bring Mr Kipkorir safely back to earth with a healthy dose of reality. The objective of this reply is to demonstrate how on multiple levels this deluded so-called solution to the Somali problem proposed by mr Kipkorir has no chance of ever materializing and why Kenya and Ethiopia despite having had the chance to do so never attempted to annex Somalia since the collapse of the Somali government and the disintergration of the Somali army. Prior to the collapse of the former and the disintergration of the latter, both Somali institutions for decades were Ethiopia's and Kenya's worst nightmares. Fearing Somali military power both countries even the decided to sign a joint defense-pact in the 1970s. One therefore wonders why Kenya and Ethiopia after the death of both of these Somali institutions didn't simply walk into Somalia and implemented Mr Kipkorir's brilliant plan. The reason is very simple; they didn't because of the shaky foundations both countries themselves are build on. Kenya and Ethiopia despite having governments and a unlimited flow of western aid continue to walk on thin ice when it comes to their disgruntled ethnic groups and any policy that's not decided or supported by Washington has a zero percent chance of succeeding Ethiopia-Kenya's nightmare scenario; disintergration along ethnic lines A civil war similar to what happened in Somalia in the early 90's in either Kenya or Ethiopia will be the end of both countries. Somalia had it's civil war - and is currently experiencing turmoil courtesy of the United States - but it's still not the end of Somalia. Even if all the many peacefull Somali regions in Somalia today became their own independent states, somewhere down the line when stability arrives to other sections of the country (which happened during the ICU period) it wouldn't take long before the union of the now independent and internationally recognised break away countries of old Somalia were re-intergrated in a New Somalia especially when all the previous minor indifferences and mistakes of the past were settled. But for Kenya and Ethiopia a civil war resulting in all these different countries (currently held prison due to colonial interference) breaking free will mean they will never EVER return to their previous status i.e part of either Kenya or Ethiopia. Eritrea is a good example of this; Ethiopia brutally annexed Eritrea in the 1960s and had decades to provide the Eritrean people with positive signs of development but because of the arrogance and superiority complex of the Ethiopian regime the Eritreans saw their situation and standard of living going backwards and so they decided to fight for their well deserved right for self determination. Today's Eritrea regardless what one might say of it's government is a progressing country with a young and optimistic population that is doing much better without Ethiopia and because of this will never EVER even entertain the thought of uniting with Ethiopia. Somalia on the other hand; if it's peacefull regions such as Puntland, Somaliland and other states were to become their own countries (as i noted before) the prospect of a new Union is far higher here than a new union for a disintergrated and collapsed Kenya or Ethiopia. Many of the ministers of these Somali States were part of the Pan-Somalist regimes of Somalia and therefore still have a soft spot for the Greater Somalia concept and same goes for their populations. Let's start with Ethiopia a country full of ethnic armies with secessionist aspirations and large parts of the country have basically become war zones. In their quest to defeat the military state of Ethiopia these liberation armies represent legitimate oppressed countries such as Oromia, Sidamo, the Afar and ****** regions that are currently locked up in the backwards prison called Ethiopia. These countries in a new Ethiopian civil war would follow the same path as Eritrea and would be gone forever once the prison doors are opened - either voluntarily or through force. Kenya has it's own inter-ethnic problems which made headlines world wide. Innocent people burned in churches, thousands of people killed and hacked to death, 200 thousand people displaced. One wonders how such unstable countries could ever solve Somalia's problems when there own problems are just as severe if not worse. Somalia has nothing to lose, all that could go wrong, went wrong and still Somalia has not and will not after a decade of Anarchy suffer the same destiny as a future Anarchy Kenya or an Anarchy Ethiopia would suffer - which could happen anytime of the year. Their many disgruntled and marginalised ethnic groups currently waging war is evidence of how fast the scenario of widespread Anarchy in both Kenya and Ethiopia could materialize into reality once the wealthy wells of the West have dried up. Potential reality or simply a Pipedream? This ridiculous article that was written by mr Donald Kipkorir - who is trying very hard to emulate his western masters by attempting to walk in shoes to big for him - gives the impression that both Ethiopia and Kenya have the necessary resources to occupy Somalia. Nothing could be further from the truth. Both are extremely poor countries. Even with western support occuppying Somalia is a pipe dream. Half of Ethiopia's current invading army that was nurtured and funded by the United States is burried in Somali soil and with all it's US military hardware it still cannot controll a few neighbourhoods in Mogadishu let alone Somalia. The Islamist army on the other hand is currently reigning supreme in Southern Somalia and is becoming stronger as each day passes by. How could the small and poorly equipped Kenyan army ever succeed where the heavily western backed Ethiopian army failed? Then you have Puntland and Somaliland who have their own military forces equipped with excellent Soviet military hardware such as Tanks and anti-aircraft from the now disintergrated military of Somalia, with a combined army size of 40-50 thousand men. How could Kenya that can't even cope with the Ethiopian military raids in Moyale, the Shiftas in the Northeastern region ever secure Somalia? How could Kenya that could not protect it's citizens from brutal hacking sprees during the election crisis and today still cannot protect hard working Kenyan merchants from the Munguki Mafia that is roaming free - ever secure a country like Somalia? This proposed annexation of Somalia could backfire terribly and see both Kenya and Ethiopia completely disintergrate and parts of it's territory swallowed up by Somalia. Another interesting question regarding Kenya is; what would the reaction be of high ranking Somali officers in the Kenyan army? Would Kenya's minister of defense who himself is a Somali tolerate such a suicide mission? Kenya was saved many times over the last decades from a horrible civil war due to the actions of a 'loyal' Somali officer case in point being; Major General Mahmoud saving Kenyan President moi from a coup d'tat in the 1980s. This loyality would disappear instantly if Mr Kipkorir's plan was actually realised and this loss of Somali loyalty could have severe consequences to Kenya's future as a country. What do Kenya or Ethiopia have to offer to Somalia economically? Now that the military aspect of the proposed annexation has been refuted and utterly destroyed, let's just put that aside and just play along with mr Kipkorir's pipe dream and imagine that both Kenya and Ethiopia have successfully annexed Somalia. Are Ethiopia and Kenya capable of feeding the population of Somalia and have they found a solution for their own immense food shortages? Facts on the ground look grim and both Ethiopia and Kenya are not self sufficient countries but rely heavily on foreign aid and subsidies from wealthy western countries to feed their populations and in Kenya's case most of the meat and agricultural products consumed there comes from Somalia. Somali livestock projection to Kenya saw an increase of 600 percent after the collapse of Kenya's domestic livestock market( so who's feeding who?). In the critically acclaimed economic paper entitled Somalia After State Collapse it is highlighted how Somalia's nomadic population fared much better than Kenya's nomadic population during periods of drought. Kenya's herders saw more then half of their livestock perish in drought. Again how could any sane person even dare to suggest Kenya which cannot support it's own nomadic and urban citizens - to annex it's neighbour Somalia that actually manages to take care of it's own population? Shouldn't Mr Kipkorir be more concerned with the fact that Kenya with all it's patron Western donors and with no serious war raging is still failing to provide for the nomadic Masai population, the Turkana population, the Somali population, the Borana population and the Kalenjin population within it's borders? Do both countries have anything to offer to the citizens of Somalia and is the standard of living in Kenya and Ethiopia higher than that of Somalia? facts on the ground again say a firm NO!; Somalia has a higher GDP per capita than Ethiopia. In the aforementioned paper, Somalia After State Collapse, Somalia is compared to 42 African countries where the economists eventually come to the conclusion that Somalia has made greater progress than most African countries with governments in the last decade and it's standard of living generally improved Somalia is the only country in East Africa to have increased it's life expectancy (only 3 countries in Africa managed to do this). Off all the countries in the Horn of Africa Somalia has the most universities in the top 100 of Africa. Somalia has the lowest HIV rate in Sub Saharan Africa which stands in stark contrast to Kenya and Ethiopia who are both suffering from AIDS epedemics. Somalia is far ahead of Kenya and Ethiopia when it comes to Telecommunications. Ethiopia a nation of 80 million people only has 100 thousand internet subscribers compared to the 10 million strong Somalia that has 500 thousand internet subscribers.[18] In Somalia it only takes three days to get a landline installed compared to Kenya where this process can take years. But what about the refugees fleeing Somalia and it's impact on Kenya? well they have no other choice due to the wars instigated by western powers securing their own personal interests by arming warlords. These refugees return as soon as stability arrives in the regions they hail from as we have seen with the return of Somalis to stable regions such as Somaliland and Puntland and the Islamist take over in 2006 which saw a large influx of both expats and Somalis internally displaced during the 1990s returning to the capital. The current Islamist advance that's crippling the Ethiopian army and as a result directly frustrating the United States Africa Command plans on Somalia means it will take some time before stability resembling the brief period of ICU rule in 2006 returns and therefore people will continue to flee and southern Somalia will remain a hotspot. But Kenya has nothing to complain about; these same refugees are fueling the Kenyan economy. Somalis from Somalia have turned the previous slum called Eastleigh into a wealthy commercial center in Nairobi that according to experts is becoming Kenya's biggest entrepot for commerce and trade. Conclusion Kenya and Ethiopia have neither the military capability nor the economic self sufficiency to occupy or annex Somalia hence the whole concept being a pipedream. Kenya and Ethiopia face inter-ethnic strife that when fueled by a third party could turn into a ugly full blown civil war that could see both countries go the way of Yugoslavia or the more recent example being; the Soviet Union. With most of East Africa today being dependent on Somali merchants it's not hard to put two and two together and process who this third party might be. Kenya and Ethiopia in many sectors perform poorly compared to Somalia and policies that could see progress in these sectors and uplift the living standards of the average citizens of Kenya and Ethiopia are legitimate subjects Mr Kipkorir should write about. The following popular saying is a very fitting end to this article: "Don't throw stones if you live in a glass house." Garoweonline
  12. Kenya - A country with the worst record of corruption in Africa since independence - A country with the largest slums in Africa - A country whose economy is controlled by ex-colonials and Indians and now Somalis - A country where people a few months ago were burning/hacking and shooting each other to death - A situation that could break out again any day of the week considering all these ethnic groups are still not satisfied - A country who's main tourist industry is prostitution - A country with a mindblowing aids rate - seven or eight times higher than Somalia - A country that can't provide water to all it's nomadic ethnicities( funny how Djibouti was called primitive for the same reason) This country is suppossed to solve the Somali problem? who's going to solve KENYA'S PROBLEMS? Ethiopia - A country where a racist minority rules over majorities - A country where a dozens different seccesion groups are active who want nothing to do with the country - A country that has an inferior telecommunication system compared to Somalia - A country with less universities in the top 100 of Africa than Somalia - A country with a smaller GDP per capita than the failed-state Somalia( see Economist) - A country where 15 million people every year face starvation - A country that tap dances to every Uncle Sam tune This country is going to solve the Somali problem? Who's going to solve Ethiopia's problems? These GI JOE's Arnold Kipkopkipko's and Mutunga Wango's pretending their countries are anything but slaves of America are amusing Insha-allah by the time of his deadline 2030 Somalia will have swallowed them all
  13. Originally posted by Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar: quote: Originally posted by Adam-Zayla: MMA,Paragon,'me' and others that used to live in Somalia - what is what in this picture? Mogadishu used to really look like a city from the future with those unique structures and stuff I am not sure this picture is Xamar of the pre-civil war. Though I can see the famous geed talaalo are there, so is what looks like the well-known National Theatre. Nonetheless, other buildings uma eko kuwa Xamar ku yaalay, and the black and white of the image doesn't help either. Where did you get the image from? And did that site provide any other information? It is Mogadishu brother and it is from a book called Who cares about Somalia by Hassan (something?) ps nice pic(Hotel)
  14. I experienced sleep paralysis since my early childhood yrs(6-7 yrs o.) and it still happens every once in a while. I grew up around Moroccans and they have a popular scary folk tale about a man with goat legs known as Boqa Bes who chokes you in your sleep.. but if you manage to grab his hat you will be granted one wish. While the part about 'goat legs' scared the hell out of me, i understand now why the ''granted one wish'' factor was added to the folk tale cause it made the previous horrible experience of sleep paralysis into one of me possibly becoming the world's RICHEST MAN
  15. MMA,Paragon,'me' and others that used to live in Somalia - what is what in this picture? Mogadishu used to really look like a city from the future with those unique structures and stuff
  16. Lol poor spider they really messed him up with that shot of Caffeine
  17. Dear Editor When will the world take a stand and exterminate the drunk pilots of the Insect Kingdom i.e the 'Moths'? Whenever i try to take a shower these drunks enter through the bathroom window and begin to zig zag around me. I have trouble following there movements because usually i have water or shamboo in my eyes so i fall alot trying to avoid them - splash splash. I can tolerate a 'fly' or two but these hideous drunks are pissing me off. Cheers!
  18. Back in the day - all the time even fought my siblings whenever they tried to switch the channel while i was watching Dragonball Z - All pumped up i went KaMeHaMeHa on all of them I hate & love the aftermath though; I hate those akward silences when your in the same room, or when you need something from that person you can't go to him or her cause you will be seen as the weak one, or they will feel as if they were right in the argument (and this continues for a week or two) But it's always a good feeling when you finally work it out, it's like your hanging out again with a person you haven't chilled with in months
  19. Congrats to you and your family, brother!
  20. I think a 'sisters only access' section should be introduced to SOL, and protect curious brothers like me. my eyes..
  21. Mine was actually a FU661g not a 6100B LOL just because they look alike doesn't mean there the same..lol but yes i did it, i did it, i did it - it's working alxamdulilah thanks guys
  22. I have a direct link to the 'SOL forums' in my favorites but sometimes i forget and end up on SOL's frontpage which brings me down...also sometimes the content in this forum is stomach turning I fear catching Bi-polar disorder
  23. I can't find the CD of my scanner (visioneer) any tips on how i could sidestep this unfortunate fact and still use my scanner?