Chimera

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  1. Get yourself in order brother, learn from your mistakes, these next five years are vital, as were your past five years, so don't mess up your record with anything that can be zoomed in on by a CRB. If sharing your private life/problems on SOL is the best way in dealing with these problems emotionally, then by all means continue, just filter the negative stuff out.
  2. Where is your maxram ibti? Stay safe.
  3. Some of you are stuck in the Jim Crow period, i chuckle when some nomads have the audacity to claim Somali people are subject of racism & stereotypes, as if this group of people are angels themselves. Here let me show you the appropriate place for your vomit, which is not my topic: keep it there!
  4. Any of the brothers suddenly super tense, especially when the whole salon is full of females, WHOA!! I don't know why the hell i stepped into that Indian barber, maybe because it was just to hot and they were close by, but when i actually sat down and realised where i was, i wanted to run away, but it would have looked weird if i actually did that. The whispers behind me were embarrassing, i could hear Somaaliya jorpi baal kordana, and the barber would ask if i was Somali, and when i knodded my head, they would go back to whispering. The barber said we as a people got nice hair. Yes, celebrate me brothers for i stepped into a hostile XX-chromosome Zone, survived and have done all of you proud, now all Indian women will think Somali guys have long silky hair, tomorrow 1 billion people will know this fact, then it will cross the Himalayas, Tibet and another 1 billion will know, then in one week's time muahaha all will be forgotten, sorry.
  5. ^How about we create our own major films and tv-shows about our rich history and culture comparable to the thriving Korean or Chinese industry and control our own image instead? How is it that Somali entrepreneurs can invest in the creation of films like the Da Vinci Code, but not a decent Somali one? Why is that talented directors like Mo Ali are to busy directing Shank films instead of one dealing with the Somali community? btw has anyone seen the 1985 epic film the ''Somalia Dervishes'' with a duration time of four-hours & 40-minutes and a budget of $1.8 million (which today would be equivalant to around $10-15 million), that is spoken off in this contemporary Kentucky New Era article? It sounds impressive with production levels similar to classic films like Zulu.
  6. I have advanced another 1500 words today after a long week of writer's block due to a setback with my system, i guess i should thank your comment for getting me out of the abyss, mahadsanid.
  7. That's not how it works brother, writing a story is only one part of realising a book. It's still very much 'happening'.
  8. The New Generation of Kickboxing - WKN M. Mohamed Jama vs Terence Cilia WINNER : M. Mohamed JAMA WKN - World Cup
  9. "We are saying to Malema to apologise within five days or we will injure him to death... He will either end up in a hospital or in a mortuary," That is raw
  10. Someone touched upon the issue of clones, i concur that it's a problem, many a times i walk upto a stranger thinking she is one of my sisters and at other times i walk pass my actual blood related sisters because i thought they were strangers lol, it's always those small leather jackets, those annoy me the most. Also why is it that when women are on their own they are well behaved and timid, but when they are hunting in groups they suddenly become naughty lionesses, i feel taken advantage off.
  11. Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight Shake it, shake it, baby come on now Shake it shake it, baby, ooo oooh Shake it shake it, baby, nah nah 123, baby, yeah yeah ABC, baby, nah nah
  12. ^Did you really have to ruin the first nice topic from this controversial nomad by scoring a silly political point in the General Section? anyways if 'Somali Airlines' returns it will have to compete in a industry with 15 new established Airlines some of them award winning ones, which is healthy in my opinion.
  13. ^She woke up a while ago and said 'F' it, and did a gender transformation, you can find her in the sports section.
  14. Well done, incompetent fools like the characters in your story and real life versions of General Duke turned the Somali Navy from being a strong 'regional player' to being 'defunct', and worse they have allowed the same powers reponsible for crimes against our marine ecosystem to bail themselves out with the convenient excuse of 'piracy', which is a symptom of the aforementioned violation.
  15. ^It was a lie, so she could buy it instead of you lol, i'm going to revise my opinion on Somali Sisterhood now.
  16. My most succesful year is 1993, I was the new boy in a all white class, the mysterious exotic Somali boy with long curly hair and vaseline shining skin, everyday i had a new girlfriend. I later found out the girls had already been 'girlfriends' of the other boys in class, and i was simply the newcomer they just had to call boyfriend one time so they could cross me off their list, i still remember my mother's schock when she took me to the school gate everyday and for two weeks straight had to greet a different girl lol.
  17. I think the four of you should go for foreigners, because in the long run, you guys will be fighting like this with your Somali partners, it's best to prevent, rather than cure.
  18. Very impressive Nuune, well done! Some more words: Admiral = ? Captain = ? ps do you guys have some names for famous Somali primary schools that functioned in the 80s? Like in the case of Secondary schools you had '21st Oktober' and 'Hawo Tako'.
  19. Stop chilling with Murudii sxb, his intergalactic, radio-active theories are rubbing off on you.
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  21. ^All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dreams with open eyes, to make it possible. - T.E Lawrence Nice topic Ailamos, i used to have these day dreams in 2006 when the ICU had just evicted the warlords and some semblance of peace was restored, but be careful, to much of this can leave you with a backlash of frustrations and disappointments. My list: - Create a stock exchange for all Somali Businesses. - Increase female participation on the political scene. - Support Somali Brands like Dahabshiil and SomGulf with subsidies so they can reach their full potential. - Automatic citizenship to anyone of Somali ancestry. - Railway system with 32 000 km worth of track, that links all the interior cities with the port cities. - Reject foreign aid, instead subsidise the local farmers, to the point of being self-sufficient without the danger of reverting back. - Create a military industry, so we are not dependent on others - rebuild a large navy to cover the Red Sea and the Indian Ocean. - Restrict the military to the borders, no military parades, no politicians in uniform. Every Somali man and woman between the age of 25 and 30 will do 1 year service in the army. - Free education/Compulsory education till 18. - Revive the Somali Academy of Art and Sciences who will sustain and preserve Somali heritage. - Revive the Somali Film Agency who will re-claim important film festivals, and create a strong film/tv/fashion industry. - Turn the port cities into resorts attracting tourists from countries like Malaysia, Turkey, Ireland etc. - Pursue a policy of self-determination for Somalis outside the country in line with the efforts of the founding fathers. - Create a strong Sports culture with multiple teams and stadiums. - Free market economy with as little governmental control as possible. The government acts as a nurturer only. - Create Mega parks in every city, with lots of fountains, playgrounds and small lakes. - 1 doctor for every 500 citizens of Somalia. - Re-claim the title of largest merchant fleet in the Muslim world. There is more but i think you already covered that in your list.