No sxb..! I think it must be a full moon...

Originally posted by raula: jareer lee kaaso horeyso. Markaad taabatid waxad kabaqee inaad kashiido(kashiito/caanaqub)dogorteeda taabate-yeeyna kuu mudmudin lee mandhow. Abaayo dont have complex about this, it is very useful. Think we dont have to buy the'wire' for washing 'digsis' if we have you around. And like scrapping stains from the wall...loooooooool.. Pacifist: I just picture Jumatutu with bidaar loaf, indo kusaan, calool weyn.... alla i forgot about the big lenses...... lakiiin wu dheer yahay.. mariin waaye ..walalo hedhe where did u see me? Cause you are damn right.. But correct me if am 'right'; I imagine you short, stocky, ilka bakeyle, always wearing 'baibui' in order to hide the 'la-labs' in the 'mitumbo', daba-canjelo, but with a very good smile like 'Ronaldinho'.....

On the basis of the question posed by the thread.. I imagine Raula as...gabey, dhex-yar, dhubo, cama kus-kus, dandush, ilko baris fanax yar dhexda kaga tal,caga yar, lakin faro wa-weyn, timo 'hindi', kubaab waweyn, san dhexda ka yara qaloocan (jug so gartey yaranti awgeed)...

^^well you are both wrong...and your logics is based on the tolerance of western society

Khudbad uu xaley ka jeediyey Col. Cabdulaahi Yuusuf Jowhar oo abuurtey caro aad u fara badan. February 25, 2005. HornAfrik. Mogadishu, Somalia. Xasan Kaafi Qoyste. Muqdisho, Soomaaliya. Xilibaanada iyo siyaasiyiinta ku sugan Nairobi ayaa dareen caro leh ka muujiyey khudbad uu Col. Cabdulaahi Yuusuf xaley ka jeediyey magaalada Jowhar. Xilibaanada iyo siyaasiyiinta ku dhaqan Nairobi ee dalka Kenya ayaa waxaa ay dareen caro leh ka muujiyeen khudbadii uu xaley madaxweyne Cabdulaahi Yuusuf ka jeediyey magaalada Jowhar ee gobolka Sh/Dhexe, iyadoo hadaladaasina ay ka mid ahaayeen hadalo uu madaxweynuhu ku sheegayey inuu magaalada Xamar wax ka qabanayo, isla markaana uu talaabo ka qaadayo, iyadoo ayna jirin xiligani cid iska hor istaagtey imaanshaha magaalada Muqdisho. Madaxweyne Cabdulaahi Yuusuf ayaa xaley khudbadihii uu ka jeediyey magaalada Jowhar waxaa ka mid ahaa inuu yahay nin geesi ah, isla markaana muddo afartan “40†sano ah uu soo dagaalamayey, iyo inuu yahay ninka uggu tiknikada badan, waxaana khudbada madaxweynaha ka maqnaa wax sharci ah oo ku saabsan arrimaha baarlamaanka iyo sida laga yeeli doono qodoboa badan oo ay isku hayaan xilibaanada iyo golaha wasiirada ee dowlada federaalka Soomaaliya.

MADAXWEYNE C/LLAAHI YUUSUF:" Ma jiro nin iga hub badan, igana dagaal yaqaana, waxaan ka mid ahay dadkii bilaabay xabadda Soomaaliya cuntay ee ina baday waxa na qabsaday, hayeeshee haatan wixii ka dambeeya waa in hubka la dhigaa" RA'IISUL WASAARE GEEDI:" Waa laga gudbay waqtigii xaalku ahaa riibi geedo ma daaqo lagamana daaqo, waana in la helaa ciidamo hub ka dhigis sameeya, ciidamadeena noo tababara" KHUDBOOYIN AY XALAY KA JEEDIYEEN JOWHAR Jimco, February 25, 2005 (HOL) @15:00GMT: Xalay waxaa magaalada Jowhar ee gobolka Shabeelaha Dhexe lagu qabtay xaflad soo dhaweyn ahayd oo loo sameeyay wafdigii ay hoggaaminayeen Madaxweyne C/llaahi Yuusuf iyo Ra'iisul Wasaare Geedi, taasoo uu soo qaban qaabiyay maamulka gobolka Shabeelaha Dhexe. Xafladdan oo lagu soo bandhigay Ruwaayad ka tarjumeysay rabitaanka dowladda ee dadka gobolkaas iyo waxa dowladda la gudboon ayaa gunaanadkeedii waxaa qudbado ka jeediayay Col. C/llaahi Yuusuf iyo Prof. Geedi. Prof. Geedi oo cod baahiyaha uga horeeyay madaxweynaha ayaa ugu horeyn waxaa uu ka hadlay dhibaatadii ay mudada dheer ku soo dhex jirtay Ummadda Soomaaliyeed, wuxuuna xusay in ay madax u yihiin Umad dooneysa cid dhibaatadaas ka saarta. "Waa lama huraan in ciidamo shisheeye oo hub ka dhigis sameeya, ciidamadeenana noo tababara aan helno, dowladihii naga horeeyay waxay u shaqeyn waayeen hubka baahsan ee shacabka gacanta ugu jira" ayuu yiri Prof. Geedi oo intaas ku sii daray in qofkii ku fekeraya in aan ciidamo hub ka dhigis sameeya loo baahneyn uu yahay qof doonaya in dhibaatada lagu sii jiro. Prof. Geedi waxaa uu u mahadceliyay mas'uuliyiinta gobolka iyo weliba dadka gobolka guud, isagoo tilmaamay in ay Jowhar ku arkeen wax indhahooda iyo maskaxdooda buuxiya, isla markaana ay yaqaanaan wax ay u sheegaan dadka ay ku booqan doonaan deegaanada kale ee ay tegi doonaan. "Sidii horayba loo yiri Gobolka Shabeelaha dhexe waxaa uu Imaam u noqon doonaan gobollada kale ee dalka, waayo wuxuu leeyahay wax uu ku muteystay in sidaas la yiraahdo, nabadgelyada iyo nolosha ka jirta gobolkaan, dadkiisa sharaf ayay u tahay, Soomaaliyana guul ayay u tahay" ayuu mar kale yiri Prof. Geedi oo ku cel celiyay haddii aanan la helin ciidamo hub ka dhigis sameeya in ay adkaan doonto in ay shaqeyso dowladda. Waxaan ahay ma quuste, ma jiro nin iga dagaalyahansan waayo dagaallo badan ayaan ka qeybgalay, dad badan waa la iga dilay, dhibaato badanna waan geystay, walaalayaal qof iga og ma jiro dagaal natiijadiisa, waayo da' baan ahay, xog ogaalna waan ahay, marka looma baahna in aan dagaalka sii wadno ee waa in aan gacmaha is-qabsannaa oo isa saamaxnaa" ayuu yiri Col. C/llaahi Yuusuf Axmed Col. C/llaahi Yuusuf waa uu sii hadlay waxaana uu yiri "Walaalayaal dowladda waa soo guureysaa, haddii ay soo guurtana dalka ayay imaaneysaa, waxaana naga go'aan ah in aan Soomaaliya ka dhigno sidii ay ahaan jirtay, ciidamo waa la keenayaa, ciidamadeenana waan aas aaseynaa, hubkana waa la dhigayaa". Col. C/llaahi Yuusuf isagoo ka jawaabayay dalab ay u jeediyeen dadka Gobolka Shabeelaha dhexe oo ahaa in inta laga hagaajinayo ammaanka magaalada Muqdisho caasimad KMG ah ay dowladda ka sii dhigato magaalada Jowhar ayaa waxaa uu ku yiri dadkii dalabkaas u soo jeediyay "Caasimaddu waa Muqdisho, meesha loo socdana waa Muqdisho, shacabka Muqdisho ku nool ee tirada badan sidiina kale dowladnimuu rabaa, laakin waa dhiban yahay shacabka Muqdisho, waana in dhibkaas laga saaro". Madaxweyne C/llaahi Yuusuf waxaa uu sheegay in aan marnaba la weyn doonin cid dhibaato sameysa balse waxaa uu xusay in hadana 98% ay dadka Soomaaliyeed samaan doonayaan, inta kale ee yarna waxaa uu tilmaamay in aysan noqon doonin kuwo dadka ay u af-duubnaadaan. "Muqdisho waan tegeynaa annaga oo Xaq, Lillaahinimo iyo Qarannimo ku soconna, xaq darro nin wataana nagama celin karo Muqdisho" ayuuna mar kale yiri Col. C/llaahi Yuusuf oo dadkii uu kula hadlayay Magaalada Jowhar u sheegay in haddii ay u sharaxan yihiin caasimadnimada Soomaaliya in ay ogaadaan in ay jiraan magaalooyin kale oo tartan kula jira, wuxuuna gunaanadkii qudbaddiisii kula ballamay dadkaas in ay ku dadaali doonaan dalkii oo xasila oo nabad ah. Salaad Iidow Xasan (Xiis) Hiiraan Online sxiis@hiiraan.com Mogadishu, Somalia

Originally posted by Charisma: Well i was in school al safaara al masriya by the way(so hi to all the ppl who were there), hi back to you too

Yuusuf Bari Bari†Hadalka C/qaasim waa mid aan waxba ka shaqeynayn, dowladda ayey u taalaa wixii talaabo ah oo dan loo arko Afhayeenka Madaxweyne C/llaahi Yuusuf Axmed ayaa ka jawaabay hadal uu shalay sheegay Madaxweynihii hore ee Soomaaliya C/qaasim Salaad Xasan oo sheegay in dagaal dhacayo haddii dalka la keeno ciidamo ka socda IGAD gaar ahaan kuwa safka hore,wuxuu sheegay afhayeenkaas in C/qaasim aanu waxba ka sheegeynin fikirkiisa. Laakiin dowladda federaalka Soomaaliya ay ku dhaqaaqi doonto wax waliba oo ay u aragto inay dan ugu jiraan dadka Soomaaliyeed Yuusuf Maxamed Ismaaciil (Baribari) wuxuu sheegay isagoo Xalay ka hadlayay magaalada Jowhar inuu C/qaasim yahay nin wadani ah oo ka mid ahaa madaxdii ka qeyb gashay shirkii dib u heshiisiinta Soomaalida, isla markaana ka qeyb galay caleemo saarkii madaxweynaha federaalka ayna ka mideysan yihiin in la badbaadiyo umadda Soomaaliyeed. Laakiin hadalka C/qaasim ayuu ku tilmaamay Afhayeenka mid shaqsiyadeed, wuxuuna nasiib xumo ku tilmaamay in C/qaasim hadala noocaas ah ka soo yeeraan. Nuuradin Macalin Mukhtaar (Dinow) nuradin007@hotmail.com Midnimo Information Center wararka@midnimo.com

^^^Yeah enjoy while it lasts he..! after all it is coming to the end of the conveyer belt isnt it...

Originally posted by Brown: Its catching up man. All that Beating from D.A and Exquizit have mellowed him down. Loooooooool........!

Indhihi nool aduunkan geel dhalayana wa arkayan. I dont believe this. has Qac-qac gone through major transformation or what? He is all of a sudden a tolerant person and open minded. Warya Qac-qac the girl is L... why are you asking her to see 'duqoshinka' for..?

You have not answered either of my question Mr.Bari-bari, and am still waiting.

^^ I do sxb...but do you envisage its impact or even fear its consequences?

Tolstoy: Somalida waxay ku maahmaahda war jiraaba cakaaruu iman Duke : Nothing can stop the drive towards progress, the Tsunami that will soon engulf the whole of Somalia.Jowhar today Hargaysa tomorrow And I thought the Tsunami effect was one of severe distructure...never the less I understand where your parallel comparison is deriding from...

Originally posted by juba: my point is as muslims we shouldn't fear gays and instead bring them back to the right path, hard to do when ur scared straight! Ma fiyowdahey mise waad so wadata. If you cant do anything to bring an end to your practice, such as feed to them to the hyenas, then avoid them and run away from them. Nacalad Illah ba ku taala and we cant change that.

About two weeks ago a Somali mother of eight chidren was travelling to Dubai from Heathrow.In the security check-in a sharp object was detected in her handbag. The Heathrow security who are very suspicious of any item that is sharp pointed asked her to explain. After she told them that it was an important item hat she uses to beautyfy her nails they accepted the reason but for security reasons confisticated the item. As the search prolonged they found in her possesion over $21,000 in cash. Now this raised eyebrows. Once again asked to explain the findings in her handbag. The lady said she was a businesswoman on a trip to Dubai to buy carpets,sofas,etc.. for trading. Ok, they accepted her, again, excuse at face-value, and saw her as someone who probably did not want to pay or trusts the Bank transfer charge. After all they found no reason to suspect a mother of eight children all under 13. As the searched continued the handbag revealed more that it was meant to, inside it were letters of correpondence from the Borough Benefit Office in which the lady resides.Suprise suprise and also the benefit book she uses to cash her welfare everyweek were also in the handbag. This warranted her to be detained for further investigation. After a serious of questioning the lady revealed that it was not her money but that of three businessmen who had no means of travel to trade from Dubai, and that she was merely a carrier. She gave the name of three Faraxs. The three men were contacted and admitted the money was theirs and were asked to come and claim it. And so they did. Poor guys they probably thought the whole incident will be over once they claimed it. They did not expect their World to be turned upside down and every aspect of them to be put through microcospic search. True as they claimed they were businessmen and in between them owned two Internet Cafes in North London. Not only that was discovered though. The new revelation was that all of them were also recipients of Welfare allowance also. And yes one of them was the husband of the lady. You will get an extra point if you guessed that they were separated( at least in welfare-allowance terms) since their third child and yet managed to father five more from her. The case is still bending and under investigation before it is brought to the courts of law. All this was revealed to the unsuspecting World because of the handbag of a Xalimo

^^^ bet u r now

Originally posted by OG_MOTI: 16. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 or #12 on this list. 17. you actually looked back up to check that there wasn't a #9 or #12 on this list AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself. loooooooooooooooooooooooooool PEace I actually did that...!loooooooool.......! Warya brown sxb xoga is jilci, your 'chat up lines' are bt aggresive. Sxb siliid-macsaro cab si uu carabka uu jilco...

Bisinka you guys have been reading to much literature oriented by western thinking..'ati' what are you saying.? I AM NOT A HOMOPHOPIC , forget about this sh*t R/virgin, cut her into pieces and feed her to the hyenas, before she spreads her disease.

Looooooool.....! Najis Najis dhaley iyo idankiis, Ma anaan ka garan firfir coonidiisa, War kaalay Aabahaa alla janeeyee! Checkmate sxb do you know this is a compliment and prasing in some quarters of our society.

^^^Loooooool!@brown *Diamante* : thank god no, nor do I want to be at the recieving end of his die hard shukaansi antics... I have to admire your sense of shukansi, old Xalimo style 'fadul'...

^^wana come to Cardif on Sunday..?

Originally posted by *Diamante*: chatting up a customer service girl kulaha :rolleyes: ....i bet you couldn't chat the socks of a blind granny wax kale iska dhaaf mister...stop biggin' yourself up Loool..! I have to ask you this, do you know this from personal experience of Brown's tactics..?

And we did it without our inspiring captain...now the second leg is just a formality...bring on the giants..the Kop is on fire.

^^Bisinka , I thought this was a condolences thread. Duke sxb you have no limits.