loooool@lakkad The driver's mate = DABAKAFUUL now that is a very risky business to get involved in.

Hehehehe ... wazee going down-towni lol? kanu inasema "na hiyo nimaendeleo".

I think our Somaliland counter-parts ought to pursue a career in stand-up comedy. lol Hobyo part of Puntland? hehehehe .. jokers.

Good idea Zeylici.

I think this topic and another one named "MISFITS" need to be moved to the jokes section.

Quote by A.J.Timacade: "and majeerteenia leaders are bunch of garbage that we need to get rid of to do the world a good deed." Quote by A.J.Timacade: "hi think the elders of puntland are great men of dignity, civility and wisdom. i have never and will never insult them." Is this not a contradiction?

loool Some people need to contact their therapists ASAP. - A society that tied up its stones and let loose its dogs lool very dangerious.

Only kids cry for what they don't own, and I believe Somalilanders shall be granted enough time to grow out of their dillusionary dreams and endless ******ity. They know what is not theirs, and SS&H is one of them but, all that is there is their unwillingness or failure to let go of their tendency to cry after whatever that is outside their reach. If Somalilanders believe SS&H is part of their country, then, what is holding them back to invade? Thats even when their own president was nearly killed! This is a big joke and it has little to do with regional politics. It just shows how ancious and frustrated Somalilanders are with their bid to break away from rest of Somalia. Ten years still nothing...

Kenya bans Somali flights in major terror crackdown By MBURU MWANGI - Daily Nation -Nairobi - Kenya The government yesterday banned flights to Somalia and closed Kenyan airspace to planes from that country in a security operation aimed at preventing a possible terrorist attack. At the same time, a major security operation by the Anti-terrorism Police Unit and the General Service Unit continued in Nairobi's Eastleigh area, home to thousands of Somali refugees. The swoop started on Friday and continued throughout the night and most of yesterday. About 100 people, mostly young men, were taken in for questioning. At the same time, the US embassy in Nairobi has been closed until possibly Wednesday in what US officials are describing as "new and concrete information concerning the continuing threat of terrorist activity in Kenya and East Africa". The closure came as it was confirmed that US President George Bush would be visiting Africa next month, but would not come to Kenya, again because of "security concerns". Mr Bush will start his six-day visit, his first to the continent, on July 7 and is expected to visit Senegal, South Africa, Botswana, Uganda and Nigeria, according to the White House. Though the intended destinations were not announced before the original trip, which was postponed because of the war in Iraq, Kenya was among the countries likely to be visited. It has now been ruled out. On the closure, the embassy said it was part "of an effort to review and adjust internal security procedures and to vary embassy hours in view of the ongoing security threat in Kenya". Because of the threat, the embassy said, there has been an "authorised voluntary departure status" for American mission personnel and a warning to US citizens against travelling to Kenya. Opening hours will continue to be changed as a security measure, the embassy said, though efforts would be made to ensure all business, including visa and other consular matters, was attended to. The US embassy closure comes at a time when European countries are relaxing their travel advisories on Kenya. France, Belgium and Germany have all withdrawn travel warnings. At Wilson Airport all air traffic to Somalia was stopped and no aircraft from that country was to be allowed to overfly Kenya. Traders and passengers to the war-torn Somalia were stranded in Nairobi and miraa (khat) worth millions of shillings lay at the airport. Relief flights to Somalia were also grounded. There was tight security at the airport, used exclusively for charter flights, and business was at a virtual standstill as most aircraft scheduled to fly to Somalia remained in hangars. In the Eastleigh swoop, the the anti-terror unit backed by the GSU was in action in an operation that the security brass, including Police Commissioner Edwin Nyaseda, the head of the anti-terrorism unit, Mr Mathew Kabetu and the GSU Commandant Lawrence Mwadime, remained tight-lipped about. The government would also not comment on the US embassy closure, promising to issue a statement today. The decision to ban flights was communicated to traders at 6.30am after their cargo arrived from the Maua farms in Meru at 4 am. At least 13 flights carrying miraa leave the airport every morning to various towns in Somalia where the mild drug is in popular demand. The flights ferry more than 500 bags of the twigs to Mogadishu, Kismayu, Galkaayo and Baladweyne towns. There are also many daily relief flights to Somalia out of Wilson Airport. A terse Government signal from the Civil Aviation Authority to all airports said: "No flights to/ from Somalia and overflights originating from Somalia are allowed to operate in Kenyan airspace." Captain Hussein Mohammed, who is in charge of flights at Bluebird Aviation lamented that although the ban was effected at dawn, aviation companies were only issued with the signal, known in aviation jargon as notice to airmen (notamn) after 2 pm. He said he himself was issued with the notamn by the acting director of air traffic control, a Mr Nyikul. The notice was issued under the instructions of Defence Permanent Secretary Sammy Kyungu, the Sunday Nation learned. A miraa trader, Mr Rashid Warer complained: "What has miraa got to do with terrorism? This is all the work of America." On the Eastleigh operation, Nairobi police provincial boss Joseph Kimenchu told the Sunday Nation by telephone that the swoop was aimed at smoking out robbers and illegal aliens but would not elaborate. Last month, a circular by National Security Minister Dr Chris Murungaru instructed hotel and lodge owners in the area to ask for identification papers of all guests checking in. Civic leader Kullow Ibrahim Haji urged the government not to harass area residents in the pretext of fighting terrorism. "Our people should not be harassed for no reason. The police should not take advantage of this anti-terrorism issue to harass innocent people. They should also not act on false information to victimise innocent citizens." Mr Ibrahim has been to many police stations, trying to make contact with those arrested. They are reportedly being held at Embakasi, Kasarani and Pangani police stations, though it not known if or when they would be charged in court and with what offence. Most of those being questioned are young men between the ages of 15 and 30. The operation was concentrated on the Third, Fourth, Twelfth Streets of Eastleigh's First Avenue. The streets are home to many Ethiopian and Somali refugees. On May 14, Dr Murungaru issued a statement that security forces had been placed on high alert after intelligence reports said Kenya and its neighbours were targeted by terrorists. One of the suspected terrorists, he said, was Abdulla Mohamed alias Harun who was said to regularly visit Kenya and Mogadishu. His picture was released to the media to assist in the manhunt.

Grinov... If you wish to know how profane qabiil or name-callings are, just have a glance at Somalinet's forum. I guess you haven't visited somalinet forums yet but please do visit them and see how ugly qabiil can be. I believe the banned individuals have earned the preveledge to be put in that position. If the Admin leaves them to their qabiil-talk, the next you will be seeing will be exactly what you see in Somalinet forums.

Nakupenda sana

What do you think of mine?

"I wake up in the morning and i ask myself, Is life worth living shall i blast myself. I am tired of being poor and even worse i am black. Cops give a damn about a negro, pull the trigger kill a nigga he is a hero. First ship'em dope and let'tm deal the brothers, give'em guns step back and watch them kill each other. It is time to fght back thats what huey(black panther leader who got killed by the FBI) say, two shots in the dark now huey's dead." Changes is my favrite song .....

"I wake up in the morning and i ask myself, Is life worth living shall i blast myself. I am tired of being poor and even worse i am black. Cops give a damn about a negro, pull the trigger kill a nigga he is a hero. First ship'em dope and let'tm deal the brothers, give'em guns step back and watch them kill each other. It is time to fght back thats what huey(black panther leader who got killed by the FBI) say, two shots in the dark now huey's dead." Changes is my favrite song .....

"I wake up in the morning and i ask myself, Is life worth living shall i blast myself. I am tired of being poor and even worse i am black. Cops give a damn about a negro, pull the trigger kill a nigga he is a hero. First ship'em dope and let'tm deal the brothers, give'em guns step back and watch them kill each other. It is time to fght back thats what huey(black panther leader who got killed by the FBI) say, two shots in the dark now huey's dead." Changes is my favrite song .....

"I wake up in the morning and i ask myself, Is life worth living shall i blast myself. I am tired of being poor and even worse i am black. Cops give a damn about a negro, pull the trigger kill a nigga he is a hero. First ship'em dope and let'tm deal the brothers, give'em guns step back and watch them kill each other. It is time to fght back thats what huey(black panther leader who got killed by the FBI) say, two shots in the dark now huey's dead." Changes is my favrite song .....

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Here is da microphone Mr little brown/ I am ya chaperone, not your pedrone/ I gadda a high chevron in the rap throne/ Bursting from Hebron to da hostile Lebanon/ I have tunes so sweet, like London scones/ This battle is between me and u more like the talented Nomad MCs/ Somaliaonline wannabe's and playas and their lyrical fight/ Yo Kids hide from this rap You can't stand the horror fright/ So scary like bumble hairy bee or waking thy holy ghost/ This shit is ugly; it can leave ya brains baggy/ “i got bullet with ur name, i'm planning 4 da day”/ Oh! I Can C many skulls split Or used like Kellogg’s Bowly/ Ladies please Stay outta da way, don’t get laid in the ally way/ You know I was that bambino wearing Gucci and Valentino/ As a kid I was a rap El Nino rhyming in hectic casinos/ It was all bout maraschinos, dishes with jalapenos/ Hanging only with Latino, damn so famous like tarantino/ But now i cruisde in Ealings wheeling freely doing more stealings/ Revealing my true feeling, annealing masses with squealing/ And throwing money from the car moving while I keep stedy ma going/ I aint crowing yo, I still stand rock solid knowing my flowing aint slowing/ If u don’t believe me then, S**k my berretta like that ***** Loretta/ ***** here I bought u a rosetta so stay outta da damn vendetta/ No doubt, I remain the Marciano All rap scene's fire statta/ any of ya got some to say? who got beef now? [This message has been edited by RaP-FaNaTiC (edited 05-20-2002).]

I am new to this site and i like to know the best rhymers around. Who do you think?

some say his rhymes are true rhapsodic But if u said he makes them flow melodic True, coz all my thoughts are pure Nomadic His coughing out some ill-spits episodic Still his rap-eruption is molten hot volcanic keeps hitting on rap-goats grossly systematic Ahead of his game with high level mathematic Promoted qouted and voted by the dramatic Hated rated extreme and named the rap fanatic Known to dialetic abuses and living hectic amusing confussin seemin to float over the metrics Conquering kingdoms and changing the Geographics Maintaining his presence over all whack Somalis