^^ Told you so

Its not true saaxib daahir aweys will talk in a few hours just stay tuned.

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Warkan wali lama Xaqiijin.

^^ Why should he

This is good news people can travel with a somaliland passport thats what matters. Somaliland will get there well done by ismaaciil cumar geele.

There are no relations with Somalia at the moment who knows maybe in the future.

Carafaat i think ur such a drama queen muran baad rabta

Haye than what is the problem

Of course, we’d not expect Somalians, being Somalis after all, to be grateful to us for all that trouble we’d gone through on their behalf. Can you imagine that they turned against that old sage Abdillahi Yusuf? We knew they’d never get a better “president” but when they rejected him, and since we still wanted to be nice to them, we helped rehabilitate and install Sheikh Sharif as their new “president”. That Sheikh Sharif was the very “president” of the UIC terrorist gang whom we’d chased out of the town (Mogadishu, that is) earlier at the behest of their astute late ‘president’ Abdillahi Yusuf, but whom (witness their contradictions!) most ordinary Somalians and other Somalis and even many non-Somalis had chastised us for doing so. That Sheikh Sharif was the one who’d (can there be a worse crime?) made Asmara his base for anti-Ethiopian activities after we’d chased him out of town, Mogadishu, that is. That he’d been all such things and worse and still we helped in installing him as their new ‘president’, is an amble testament of our being their best neighbors and African brethren; of us being exceptionally nice to them as no one else possibly could. I can bet on that! Nonetheless, you can never expect the Somalians to be appreciative however exceptionally nice you’re to them! Can you imagine that, guys? We hear that the Somalians, being … well, Somalis, have turned against the Sharif himself as well, can you believe it? What, in Heaven’s Name, do they really want? They ask for one particular “president” and as soon as they get him, they say “No, no, we don’t want him!” without even the merest of thanks for the efforts of getting him when they asked for him. They not only say “We don’t want him”, they also propose doggedly and in a manner of unbecoming physical composition (usually in small pieces rather than in one piece as, at the very least, in decency is proper) sending him (their ‘president’, that is) to his grave somewhat earlier than God disposes. Of course, we and other good Samaritans view such a proposition as uncalled for or as inhumane even if it were. Therefore we helped the AU in deploying 10,000 “peacekeepers” (AMISOM we call them) solely to protect the Somalian “presidents” in the Villa Somalia. Appropriately, the “peacekeepers” take their job rather seriously. Count on woe to befall to anyone who as much as contemplates harming the “presidents”. Whenever Villa Somalia is shot at with even as small a weapon as a handgun, AMISOM naturally responds with a barrage of artillery shells in the direction from which the offending fire has come. What else could they do, we want to know? Is there any other way to deal with people who are bent on sending their “presidents” to their early graves—and not even in one piece—without first consulting God Almighty, Who Alone manages such things? If in the all-important task of protecting the Somalian ‘presidents’, innocent civilians are killed, maimed, wounded or displaced by the AMISOM barrages—well, that’s an unfortunate and unintentional consequence of the game. In Americanize, it’s called “Collateral Damage”, remember? Anyway, in the spirit of best neighborliness and African brotherhood, we’ll continue to be nice to Somalians in spite of their characteristic ingratitude. We can do no less, can we? Others and even some Ethiopians say why don’t we just say good riddance of a bad apple and simply wash our hands of Somalia’s intractable problems? Good question. But nobody answers the other equally good question: If we, Ethiopians, who’re supernaturally (and through no choice of ours) fated to be their best neighbors and African brethren don’t lend them a helping hand in their hours of need, who else, pray tell me, would do it? So, we’ll continue to be nice to them, the great expense to us notwithstanding. We’ll continue to send our troops across the border into their territory whenever we feel their effective and legitimate “governments” are under threat from one or other of their myriad and unfathomable armed groups. In fact, we’ll continue to activate our lithe fingers or easy touches or slow hands in helping them set up their effective “governments” and “presidents” whenever the need for them arises. We’ll continue to help protecting their legitimate “governments” and “presidents”. We know that–given the Somalians’ knack for disliking their effective and legitimate “governments” and “presidents” as soon as they’re installed for them–well, we know that all that is a tall order, but one’s got to do what one’s got to do, hasn’t one?

As for the Somalilanders, and here the ‘timeless limbo’ part comes into play—well, as for the Somalilanders, they’re Somalis likewise, aren’t they? As such they too are our internal enemies, aren’t they? So, let them stay in their timeless non-recognition limbo to infinity. That is what I meant by the ‘timeless limbo’ thing.[/b] “Why?!” “Why?!” “Why?!” We, all three of us, asking the same question in unison! So amazing, isn’t it, guys? Believe me, guys, my asking “Why?!” was, I admit, a bit rhetorical but, certainly, not entirely outside the course of clarifying my narration while I suspect your exclaiming “Whys?!” were more due to your tendencies of derailing me from my normal lines of thought. One way or another and since I unintentionally shared in the asking of the question, let me give the answer right away. See, Somalilanders are a naïve people. They think it was a change of heart on our part when we saved them from extermination at the hands of their fellow Somalis some two decades ago by allowing them into our country in droves. No, that was not our real intention, ******! Our real intention was to topple the fascist Siad Barre regime that had the temerity of attacking Ethiopia and nearly succeeded in dismantling our state. Only dismantling his own state, no less, could have done as punishment for Siad Barre’s cardinal crime–talk about giving one a dose of his own medicine. See what I mean? We’d to sleep with quite a lot of devils to achieve this all-important objective, and Somalilanders happened to be some of those devils. That this devilish bed fellowship made incumbent on us saving the Somalilanders from genocide at the hands of their Fascist tyrant Siad Barre was just one of those inexplicable ironies of this topsy-turvy world. But believe you me, we were just after toppling Siad Barre’s regime and not after saving the Somalilanders from genocide. That just happened to be an unintentional consequence in the perusal of our core objective. But, like I said it was and still is a topsy-turvy world, don’t you agree, guys? Now, Somalilanders may be naïve, but strangely for being ethnically Somalis, they seem to have still some sense left in their heads. Unexpectedly, they pacified and restored the rule of law in their country. They established effective and legitimate governments (no need to put inverted commas on the word governments in their case). Amazingly they did all this all by themselves and well before they grabbed our—or anybody else’s—attention. See, the little scamps stealthily held all their peacemaking and state-building conferences squatting in dusty squares in their little dusty towns and sustaining themselves with unpalatable camel’s meat and other unsavory nutrients. This is so unlike their Southern brethren who demand five star accommodation and the lifestyles of the rich and famous in foreign capitals (at enormous cost to the IC) before they agree even to hold a conference. So don’t blame us or the world at large if the Somaliland peace and reconciliation gatherings eluded our attention and consequently lacked any input from foreigners including from us, their dear best neighbors and African brethren. The damn rascals—Alas! They duped us all, didn’t they?!!! Worse still, this colossal deception didn’t end there. The Somalilanders went on to meet all the prerequisite parameters of a sovereign nation–borders, currency, constitution …, you name it–in reclaiming the sovereignty they had enjoyed for just five days way back in 1960 before they merged with Somalia. Thus, they presented us and the world at large, still unawares, with a treacherous fait accompli: They said to all and sundry, “We’re called Somaliland. We’re independent. We meet all the conditions of statehood, including the moral ones. So recognize us!” That was the worst part of this colossal deception. This is because, between you and me, if they were not Somalis and therefore not our eternal enemies, we’d have said that they’ve had a valid point. If they were not Somalis, believe me, we’d have extended them our political recognition right away. In point of fact, if objectivity were heeded, they merit recognition, all sorts of assistance, admiration and what not, if simply they were not Somalis and therefore not our eternal enemies! But since it was too late to avert this paradox–damn it, the Somalilanders duped us as well as everybody else–we and the world at large were left to being reactive instead of being proactive when dealing with Somaliland. Of course, we’d have preferred to have been proactive, but our being reactive, though not as effective, isn’t without its consequences, thank Heavens! Why I say thank Heavens, you asking? You see, you young man, you’re the junior of the two of you. Isn’t this your senior Editor as you’ve introduced yourselves to me at the beginning of this conversation? You saying ‘Yes’? Then how come you’re always asking me very bothersome questions? How come you’re asking me any questions at all when somebody senior to you is present and he’s so mute, though he’s furiously scribing on his notepad? Don’t you have respect for seniority and rank? For the life of me, I can’t understand the Western Mentality and Attitudes—even after I’ve been to their places so many times in line of my work! It must be due to deficiencies of my mental faculties or something else—whatever it is! See, guys, in my Ethiopia and Ethiopian culture, such behavior is unacceptable, thank Heavens. We’ve respect for seniority and rank, so we don’t talk or ask questions if we’re junior in both. But, Oh! I understand your behavior now—****** of me to have missed it at the onset of this conversation. Your very name, Blunt Bothersome, explains it, doesn’t it? Certainly, you’re blunt and no doubt you’re bothersome. Aha! And him, so-called Senior Editor’s name, Mr. Truce Digger! That’s why he’s been furiously scribing on his notepad all the time, like he was not wanting to miss nothing I say and how I say it! His name, Truce Digger, is very much telling on his behavior and demeanor too, though he slightly played with its spelling. He’s seriously into finding the truth as if I myself ain’t into keeping the truth out in the open anyway!

The World Chronicler’s (in Somali, Waayo Sheegaha Aduunka), Roving Editor, Mr. Truce Digger (In Somali, Md. Mashqac Ku-Baadhe) and Investigative Reporter, Mr. Blunt Bothersome (in Somali, Md. Meel Xun Abaare) recently caught up with a senior official of the Ethiopian Foreign Ministry in Addis Ababa. TWC agreed to the official’s condition of remaining anonymous in granting this interview—The Managing Editor Somalis are Somalis. Never mind whether they are Somalians or Somalilanders or those residing in my country or in fraternal Kenya or in that hellish place called Djibouti—it is the name of their capital city too—or in wherever. As such, Somalis are our eternal enemies. Listen guys, this ‘eternal enemies’ thing is strictly confidential; like what you journalists call it in your particular lingo—yes, that is right, you call it “off the record”, don’t you? I know we agreed that I’ll stay anonymous in this interview and presumably that would be enough to protect me, but still this bit about eternal enemies is off the record. You see, I’m a diplomat and diplomats don’t talk about eternal enemies. They, by the nature of their profession, talk about eternal friendships and friends, even as they’re designing your demise. This eternal enemies bit is off the record; it that clear, guys? I see you’re silent about my little request regarding this little eternal-enemies thing. But wasn’t silence said to denote consent? Thus, I take your silence means your consent to my little request. I was saying as our eternal enemies, a safe Somali is a …… I wouldn’t go as far as to say a dead one—no, no, that wouldn’t be a decent and humane thing to say; though, come to think of it, if a Somali died, I wouldn’t be the first or even the second person to shed tears on account of his misfortune. If I did, Somalis would characterize my tears as crocodile tears anyway! See, neither Somalis nor we don’t appreciate shedding tears on account of each other’s demises or other misfortunes. No, no, I wouldn’t go as far as to say that, but I’d say that a safe Somali is a weak one. One who is eternally under our mercy; a Somali who is always under our peck and call; one into whose land and home we can always have an easy excess, nay, we can always invade whether or not he likes that. How any Somali would possibly like us to invade his country, you asking me? You say that my last statement alluded to as much. Well, well, looks like you guys don’t know a great deal about Somalis! I can’t blame you, since you haven’t been living as their neighbor as we Ethiopians, by no choice of ours—if it were our choice, we’d have said “Thanks, but no thanks”—well by no choice of ours have been destined to live as their neighbors. So I wouldn’t blame you for your ignorance of the Somali ways, but to answer your question, yes, definitely yes, some Somalis really like us invading their country. As a matter of fact their governments officially beseech us to invade their country now and then. Remember their first real ‘president’, that old sage, Abdillahi Yusuf, now deceased, I believe—well, remember that good ‘president’ of theirs, no less, literally begged us to invade his country back in late 2006! And we obliged him (what else could we have done; we’d literally feared for the old sage’s sanity if we didn’t oblige him?). From then on, the beseeching from their governments to invade their country never stopped. To be honest with you, it sometimes gets rather tedious, the beseeching from the Somali leaders’ to invade their country, that is. But we do what we can to oblige them in consideration of the leaders’ sanity and even, at times, their very survival. As a matter of fact, as I speak now, our army is heavily involved in several different operations deep inside their country and only praise is what we’re getting from their leaders as well as others. You saying that we routinely have a heavy hand in molding their leaderships and governments and therefore they could do no less than beseeching us to invade their country now and then and praise us when we oblige them? Listen guys! That is a preposterous thing to say to me! “A heavy hand”?! “A heavy hand”, you say?! That is entirely not true. We categorically deny it. I’m telling you that, guys. You see, guys, as the Somalis’ best neighbors and African brethren; and as the Somalis amongst themselves couldn’t agree on constituting their own effective governments and good leaders for decades; and as an effective government with good leaders is to the best interests of all concerned i.e. to them as no country cannot be without an effective government for so long; to us as their best neighbors and African brethren; to you as your country is so concerned of terrorism and piracy and what not; to Dick, to Harry, to all and sundry for whatever reason—well, in light of all the foregoing, we have an obligation to do what we can to help them in establishing an effective government with good leaders in their country, haven’t we? In this regard, we might have had a lithe finger or, at a maximum, an easy touch or a slow hand in their governmental and leadership selection efforts, but never, ever a heavy hand as you have so impertinently and disrespectfully accused us. And one more thing: It is not only Ethiopia that lends the Somalis a lithe finger or an easy touch or a slow hand in such matters. Other caring countries such as Kenya, Uganda, Burundi, and Djibouti … do it. I suspect even you guys’, own country, the US, and do it in a kind of roundabout way. Even some Arab countries like Egypt, Saudi Arabia and suchlike do it, though the Arabs, true to their inherent awkwardness and incompetence, aren’t as good at it as others are. Organizations like the UN, the AU, the IGAD and others do it. So what is the problem if we, Ethiopians, likewise do it? I can even say, without naming names, that some of the others use poking fingers or rough touches or clumsy hands, which we never do and I never heard anybody blaming them. So I’m puzzled why Ethiopia is blamed when we so discreetly use only the lithest of fingers or the easiest of touches or the slowest of hands of them all! But, speaking of blame apportioning and name calling, where you journalists are concerned, it is always ‘damn if you do and damn if you don’t! I’m certain that you’d have still blamed us if we—as their best neighbors and African brethren—didn’t do the right thing by the Somalis and failed to employ occasionally as well as discreetly a lithe finger or an easy touch or a slow hand on their good behalf. Anyway, before you popped your annoying question, I was in the midst of an important thing. Jesus! Where was I? I thought that in this interview I’d just read from my well prepared and well thought over notes and that’d be that. But you somehow derail me and I blab-blab about things I didn’t prepare well or thought over properly prior to the blab-blabbing. Anyway, where was I? Yes, yes, now I remember, Thank Heavens! I was talking about who a good Somali should be, wasn’t I? I was saying that a good Somali is a weak Somali, one whose assets are ours; one who would never collude with a fellow Somali to ever put up any meaningful resistance to whatever we’d like to do to him or with him. Is that clear, guys? You’re saying ‘Yes’? Thank you, guys. Good that for once you’d understand rather than derail me from my course. You should be smart enough to know how to treat a Somali. Of course we expect no less from you, Americans, who are our eternal friends and who always see things our way as far as matters pertaining to Somalis are concerned. So I was saying this Somali should be kept in perpetual turmoil and, when we are extraordinarily nice to him, in timeless limbo. I’ll explain what I mean by ‘timeless limbo’ later; but let me first elaborate a bit on the ‘perpetual turmoil’ part. For this ‘perpetual turmoil’ purpose, it’s fine with us that the Somalians (meaning those from Somalia) continue to slaughter each other. If an effective government, in the conventional sense of government as understood by everybody else save a Somalian, has eluded them for so long, well, that too is, eerie … fine with us as long as it is fine with them. And twenty years on, who doubts that this situation is perfectly fine with them? Some say that we are behind this “no-effective-government” business, but then, isn’t everybody entitled to his opinion?! Suffices to say that any “president” in Villa Somalia is a brother and should behave like a brother. If he isn’t a brother and doesn’t behave like one, then all we can say is to wish good luck. But whatever happens to him after that is none of our business. We’ve been exceptionally nice to them. Remember, our army has been to their very capital and beyond—all the way to Kismayo and the Kenyan border. And didn’t we withdraw our troops after we helped them liberate themselves of that ignoble Union of Islamic Courts (UIC) terrorist gang and in its place installed their astute “president” Abdillahi Yusuf in Villa Somalia? Others might’ve colonized Somalia and kept their occupation forces in their country for centuries, but we’re not others; we’re their best neighbors and African brethren

Mario not online in real life after Friday prayers sometimes i like to piss off Some people an older man around the age of 60, When ever he sees me waxan haysta mafaatixdayda wuxu ku xidhanyahay Koor yar oo Somaliland ku qorantahay. Mar Alaale mar ku arko bu yidhi waryaa Landta xita Misaajidka ma la so gasha, and i tell him Landta xita maad ka fakirta xita markaynu ilaahay baryano oo aynu gurigi ilaahay joogno. Alla maxaan odayga dhiiga ku kiciyaa, wanu qarxin uun:D

So who hates you're clan this time?

Carfafaat the Somalis in Somali galbeed if given a chance to leave Ethiopia they would but they are occupied you think they are there because they like Ethiopians, is this some kind of Joke kulaha jacayl ba la isku ag degenyahay lol balayo ku kala walaaleysey xabashi. Ethiopians are the same to me oromos gurages gembeele sidamo oromos want to land grab Somalis.The Amhaaras we were waging a Jihaad against these people since the 15 century killing their Emperors and forced them to eat raw meat. Remember in 2006 when they invaded Somalia shelling Mogadishu ila ay Masaajidyadi ay galeen. Waxay ahayd aar gudasho cad inamadi yar yara eeh anu abayashood ku leyney dagaalki 77 ayaa lugu yidhi Somalida abihin laayeey soo aar guta. Carafaat give it a rest dadkanu wa dad cadaw soo jireen ah boqolaal sanadood.

Carafaat Amahara and Tigray are overwhelmingly Christians orthodox Christians to be exactly also huge section of the oromos are also Christians yes he is a dictator like the one before him Mengistu and before him Selassie and before him Menelik and before him Yohannes and so on and so on.

Carafaat these people don't like us nor do they care about our well being so why return the favor, waligeen dadkasu walaalo maynan noqon.

^^ What about today its ruled by a Christian Melez zanawi.

Carafaat ur losing it adeer

Madaxweynaha Jabuuti oo si diiran u qaabiley Weftigii Madaxweyne Ku xigeenka Somaliland June 3rd, 2012 Jabuuti (Somaliland.Org)- Madaxweynaha Jamhuuriyadda Jabuuti Md. Ismaaciil Cumar Geelle, ayaa maanta xafiiskiisa ku qaabilay weftigii uu Hoggaaminayay Madaxweyne Ku xigeenka Somaliland Md. C/Raxmaan Cabdilaahi Ismaaciil (Saylici) iyo Wefti Wasiirro iyo Xildhibaano iskugu jiray oo socdaal shaqo ku joogay afartii maalmood ee la soo dhaafay. Madaxweyne Ismaaciil Cumar Geelle iyo Madaxweyne Ku xigeenku waxay ka wada hadleen sidii loo sii xoojin lahaa iskaashiga labada dal ee dhinacyadda Ganacsiga iyo Nabad-gelyadda.waxaanay isku waafaqeen qodobadii ay ka wada hadleen ee ku wajahnaa taabo-gelinta xidhiidhka labadda dal. Wasiirka warfaafinta Somaliland Md. Cabdi Yuusuf Ducaalle (Boobe) oo ka mid ahaa weftigii Madaxweyne Ku xigeenka oo isagu galabta ku soo guryo-noqday dalka, kana soo degay madaarka Berbera, ayaa ka hadlay qodobadii ay labadda Hoggaamiye ku faaqideen kulankii weftigii madaxweyne Ku xigeenku ay qasriga madaxtooyadda Jabuuti kula yeesheen Madaxweynaha dalkaasi. Wasiirka warfaafintu wuxuu sheegay in madaxweyne Geelle uu aqbalay in baasaboorka Somaliland lagu tago dalka Jabuuti. Isagoo arrintaasi ka hadlayayna wuxuu yidhi “Waxaan xusi karaa arrimihii aanu Madaxweynaha Jabuuti kala hadalay ee uu ogolaanshaha naga siiyay in baasaboorka Somaliland si rasmi ah loogu tagi karo Jabuuti.iyadoo xafiiskii Somaliland ee Jabuuti furan yahay. Waxa la magacaabay ninka Jabuuti wakiilka uga noqonaya Hargeysa.” “Madaxweyne Ku xigeenka Somaliland iyo Weftigiisii waxaanu saaka xafiiskiisa si rasmi ah ugu booqanay Madaxweynaha Jamhuuriyadda Jabuuti Md. Ismaaciil Cumar Geelle. Markii aanu shirkaasi ka soo baxnay, ayuu Madaxweyne Ku xigeenku uu shir jaraa’id ku qabtay xafiiska Madaxweynaha Jabuuti oo uu kaga waramayay waxyaabihii sadexdii maalmood noo qabsoomay. Waxaan xusi karnaa waxa weeye soo dhawayntii qiimaha lahayd iyo marti-qaadkii markii horeba nooga yimid Raysal Wasaare Dalayta Maxamed Dalayta soo dhawayntiisii isaga oo illaa lix Wasiir ay la socdaan. Sadexdii maalmood oo ay maanta noogu dambaysay waxaanu intaba ka helaynay qadooyin marti-qaad ah madaxda Jabuuti ee kala gedisan,”ayuu yidhi Wasiirka Warfaafintu. Waxaanu intaasi ku daray in booqashadaasi si wanaagsan ugu dhammaatay. Wasiirka oo ka hadlayay xarumihii ay booqdeen weftiga madaxweyne Ku xigeenku wuxuu yidhi “Dekado door ah oo Jabuuti leedahay mid baa ka mid ah la yidhaahdo dekadda Kalluumaysiga waxa qodaysa shirkad reer Jasaa’ir ah (Al-Jeria) oo ciid qaadaysa si gunteedda loo dheereeyo. Iyadoo dawladda Jabuuti xoogaa soo fidisay wadada Saylac timaada dhismaheeda ama kabisaadeedda. Madaxweynuhu wuxuu balan qaaday in shirkaddan qodaysa dekadaasi ay Saylacna iman doonto si ay iyadana gunteeda u sii dheerayso.” Md. Boobe oo hadalkiisa sii watay wuxuu yidhi “Waxa kale oo aanu madaxweynaha ka wada hadalay sidii Ganacsatadda labadda dal ay labadaba u maal-gashan lahaayeen. Ka dib markii shirkadda Coca-cola la furay in la soo dhaweeyay maalgashiga shisheeye iyo ka dalalka Jabuuti oo kale ah ee aynu jaarka nahay.” “Waxay muujinaysay booqashadani in xidhiidhka labada dal maalinba maalinta ka dambaysa uu sii xoogaysanayo,”ayuu yidhi Wasiirka warfaafintu. Sidoo kale, weftiga Madaxweyne Ku xigeenku waxay ay xalay kulan balaadhan kula yeesheen magaaladda Jabuuti Jaaliyadda Somaliland ee ku dhaqan wadankaasi oo ay uga xog-warameen xaaladda guud ee Somaliland gaar ahaan dhinacyadda siyaasadda, nabad-gelyadda, dhaqaalaha iyo adeegyadda bulshadda. Waxa madashaasi heeso ka qaaday soo dhawayn ahaa fanaanadda weyn ee Hibo Maxamed, Nuur-daalacay iyo Xidig. Waxa kale oo isaguna maanta ku soo laabtay Wasiirka Duulista hawadda Md. Maxamuud Xaashi Cabdi iyo Guddoomiye Ku xigeenka sadexaad ee xisbiga KULMIYE Md. C/Raxmaan Maxamed Talyanle.

^^ Ethiopia or Abyssinia as we know it was founded by the Amhaaras and their so called Solomonic dynasty in the 12 century. The Muslims were either colonized by Abyssinia later on or had their own sultanate during that time u should know that.

Waryadhaheen stop the nonsense Fiqi is Faroole's spokesmen do you want him to go against his own President, waxasu dunida meelna kama dhacdo adeer.

E1b1b1 is not only east african also Berbers and people from the Former former Yugoslavia carry that haplogroup.

^^^:D:D