"The pace kids are growing these days, I am considering giving mine in a power point presentation. " LOL! "She only got as far as "when a man and a woman get married....", before I collapsed on the floor, foaming around my mouth, praying to God for a speedy death." loooool glad to see I wasn't the only one...although my mother sat us all down and i remember her talking whislt i was playing oblivious to everying...until I realised how I got on this earth....oh the horrooooooor Talk about sex with children? Question is at what age should this be done? Like everyone else has mention...children know up to a certain extent at younger and younger ages...I once got my 6 yr old cousin asking me how could her teacher have gotten pregnant if she wasn't married...and that one of her teachers told her that you don't have to be married to have children...at first I kept silent thinking how best to answer her question without using the words, man, woman, naked, love and genitals..but low and behold I was saved...she said..."did it happen by magic" and I told her "yeah it did...that's amazing isn't it" and the pool of sweat which had collected on my brow began to dry as I let out that sigh of relief....Yep great way to deal with it me thinks....in a few yrs time...i'll just switch on the nature channel for her :cool:

hmmm maybe then I'll finally figure out what all the hype is about

As a londer Yahoo i think you are Exaggerating a little, just a little I guess it all depends on the areas you go...at my old high school ppl would not acknowledge each other even if they suspected you of being from a different qabiil...it was the same throughout college. I really do wonder where these kids that have never seen their motherland get this hatred from. But I must say I have met the ones that have some sorta cugdad (sp) telling you their qabiil and then saying "I understand if you do not want to be my friend or associate with me" :confused: strange really

"Never yield to remorse, but at once tell yourself, remorse would simply mean adding to the first act of $tupidity a second"

14th voter and another 5

I've been contemplating jumping out of the window for the past few hrs...lakiin there'd be no lasting damage...at most a broken bone *darn house*

Minus the tash of course urban :cool:

Dentists = Spawns of the devil

And finally... Be really nice to your friends and family. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan. and number 9...wise words indeed

Ok I figure I better write the steps House1 Norwegian Yellow Dunhil Water Cats House2 Blue Horse Dane Blends Tea House3 Milk Brit Red PallMall Birds House4 Green Coffee Prince German FISH House5 White Beer BlueMas Swede Dog

The German

Isn't it funny when they say...the trains have been delayed cause someone threw themselves on the platform and everyone is just going $#%#@$$^%$^%#$ @%#$%^#$%# %^&*&^"@@#@! No one stops and wonders why the individual reached such a point that they wanted to take their own life...nope, instead everyone is inconvienced. London Underground...the worst place to be in the summer

me too inshaAllah

^^ same kinda nutcase that names a place hellhole bay and coc*burn

SEND THE RENT IN FULL OR WE WILL BE FORCED TO CONTACT YOUR PRESENT >LANDLADY.

lol Zafir, Ahura already out of the picture miya? Only a couple of weeks ago you were declaring your love for her

*raises hand* Wild Cat never fear...you aren't alone, I own macawiis too :cool: but as ayeeyo already thinks there isn't any hope for me, i thought it best not to subject her to the sight of moi in macawiis I used to think kilts were cool, however the price tag soon made me change my mind

"Wanna help me complete half my deen?"

At first I thought I had entered some sort of twilight zone, it wasn't until I saw caano geels avtar that I got a grip...hmmm I'm not sure how I feel about it, it looks overcrowded...I guess it just takes getting used to

I've probably gone thru 6 glasses in 2 years because of my little siblings/cousins/etc...Last time I was at home I woke up to my lil cousin (2yrs old) playing with my glasses, by then I could already see that all hope was gone, I didn't say anything, when he found me looking at him he jumped and just ran away lol, the exprression on his face was priceless! I've come to accept it as a way of life. Computers, keyboards, it's all good, as long as something can be replaced. The only time i've been upset was when my cousins broke *whilst they were fighting over it* a lil trinket my grandfather (passed away) had given me when I was 4yrs...that made me But usually it's just funny.

Can anyone say STIs?

The last time I had coffee was for my molecular cell biology exam *desperate times call for desperate measures* I had three expresso shots, more specifically lavazza. When they say "piu lo mandi giu,piu ti tira su" the more you send down, the higher it takes you....they weren't kidding. It gave high a whole new meaning! *couldn't sleep for 2 days*

no no folks, all it needs is a lil love...when you finished the work, then you get the baseball bat

^^ lol talk about confusion...here i was thinking the word aftahan was only used behind closed doors Thanks duca for saving me

^^ replace i'll tell you what they'll do to that's just what they'll do and you have Nancy Sinatra lyrics :cool: