Manshallah, Jasaka Allahu Khairan brother Abdifatah and who ever wrote the beautiful poem. It is so true, May allah help us see the true amiim

HAHAHAHAHAH THAT IS VERY FUNNY AND ORIGNAL SOMALI STYLE. KEEP IT COMING. THAT REMINDS US WHERE WE COME FROM.

HAHAHAHAHAH, It funny but would be funnier if some one who is not Somali wrote.

hahahhahaha that was realy funny.. Keep it coming

HAHAHAHAHA THAT IS DIRTY AND FUNNY AT THE SAME TIME,

HAHAHAHA THAT IS VERY FUNNY, I ALWAYS LIKE SOMALI ENGLISH TRANSLETION PROBLEM JOKES. THANK YOU AND BRING MORE

Hey Yo mama ppl, is just a joke. Don't take it too serious. For the rest of Nomad who enjoyed this joke, peace

Hello Nomads I was wondering if there is any web masters in the house.

Hello Nomads I was wondering if there is any web masters in the house.

Enjoy this one Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion. Your mom's so fat, when she dances the band skips. Your mom's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side. Your mother's so fat, her clothes have stretch marks. Your mother's so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones. Your mother's so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves. Your mother's so fat, she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up. Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate. Your mother's so fat, when they used her underwear for bungee jumping, they hit the ground. Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says, "OK"! Your mom's so fat, when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling, "Free Willie!" Your mom's so big, she plays marbles with planets. Your mom's so fat, her belt size is the equator. Your mom's so fat, she has to buy two airplane tickets. Your mom's so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party. Your mom's so fat she uses a satellite dish as a diaphragm. Your mom's so fat when she took her dress to the cleaners they told her, "Sorry, we don't do curtains." Your mom's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of franks. Your mom's so fat, she sat on four quarters and made a dollar. Your mom's so big, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white. Your mothers so fat, she was baptized at Sea World. Your mothers so fat, people jog around her for exercise. Your mothers so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. Your mothers so fat, she's on a light diet...as soon as it gets light out she starts eating. Your mothers so big that she sat on a rainbow and got Skittles. Your mothers so fat that when she wore an "X" jacket a helicopter tried to land on her back. Your mothers head is so big, it shows up on radar. Your mothers so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan. Your mothers so fat your bath tub has stretch marks. Your mothers so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued." Your mothers so fat, she got a run in her jeans. Your mothers so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway. Your mothers so fat, she sells shade in the summer. Your mothers so fat, she left the house with high-heels and came back with flip-flops. Your mothers so fat, when I got on top of her my ears popped. Your mothers so fat, she influences the tides. Your mothers so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again. Your mothers so fat, she was baptized at Marine World. Your mothers so fat, she has her own area code. Your mothers so fat, they got her face on the Crisco can. Your mothers so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said "Sorry, we don't do live stock." Yo mama so fat, were in her right now.

Help stories from Tech Support Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is. AST technical support had a called complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in. Another Compaq technician recieved a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn''t read word processing files from his old diskettes. After trouble-shooting for magnets and heat failed to diagnose the problem, it was found that the customer labeled the diskettes then rolled them into the typewriter to type the labels. Another AST customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer along with Xeroxed copies of the disk. A Dell technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer asked the tech to hold on, and was heard putting the phone down, getting up crossing the room to close the door to his room. Another Dell customer called to say he couldn''t get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the monitor screen and hiting the "send" key. Another Dell customer needed help setting up a new program, so a Dell tech suggested he go to the local Egghead. "yeah, I got me a couple of friends," the customer replied. When told Egghead was a software store, the man said,"Oh, I thought you meant for me to find a couple of geeks." Yet another Dell customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had clearned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then removing all the keys and washing them individually. A Dell technician recieved a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and an invalid." The tech explained that the computer''s "bad command" and "invalid" responses shouldn''t be taken personally. An exasperated caller to Dell Computer Tech Support couldn''t get her new Dell Computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed the power button. Her response, "I pushed and pushed on the foot pedal and nothing happens." The "foot pedal" turned out to be the computer''s mouse. Another customer called Compaq tech support to say her brand-new computer wouldn''t work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in, and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for something to happen. When asked what happened when she pressed the power switch, she asked "What power switch?"

AHAHAHAHAHA That is so true these days.

very funny, I know the guys was dump, but I didn't know every one noticed HAHAHAHAHA

Only found in America Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance... Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink... Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke... Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters... Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage... Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place... Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight... Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures"...