Manshallah, That was true and beautiful. Keep it coming sis. Salama alaikum

In da club remix... Go Go Go Go Naya its January 1st We gon party like its january 1st and u know we dont give a damn cause its everybodys birthdate U can find me in the riwayaa pocket full of khad look naya i got what u need if u need to take a bus iam into making money i aint into making love so come give me your welfare check if u wanna feel a thug when i pull up front u see the bus on time we roll 20 deep all using the same line now that i roll with the wariors they wanna show me love when u drive a taxi cab everybody show u love but nothing change hold down,see us see biggie in the spot waraa roll the trees up When u see how i move u mistake me for waryaa! pimp seen planes with RPG's but i dont walk with a limp amran called me somali 5o wow i know she likes me but i want her to "do" me like she did "shaq" but holla in hargeisa females say iam so so i got all the rappers between my legs in a chokehold I feel focused man,my money on my mind got nothing from somalinet but iam still on the grind Now asho say she feeling my style she feeling my flo she got nasro with her and they ready to go..okaaaaaaay U can find me in the riwayaa pocket full of khad look naya i got what u need if u need to take a bus iam into making money i aint into making love so come give me your welfare check if u wanna feel a thug Dont act like u dont know who we be either all time at the riwayaa about to pop off... ENJOY

I am glad you enjoy it, APLUS AND BARWAAQO. APLUS is it true what Darman said about you?

I would have to say MIZZ-UNIQUE,so far that is the only one I remember The fitnah starts with conversation, which leads to more conversation, which leads to attachment, which leads to immoral thoughts which leads to immoral desires, which leads to immoral actions...

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HAHAHAHAHAH that was very funny and I think it is true too, no offence nomad brothers here!

I am glad you guys enjoy it, I did I was laughing so hard when I 1st so it. Specialy " he trips over a codeless phone" . MIZZ-UNIQUE I like your signature sis. Manshallah

HAHAHAHA that was funny, keep it coming bro.

How to Identify An ***** (Doqon) ? (1) He spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said, "concentrate". (2) He puts lipstick on the forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind. (3) He gets stabbed in a shoot-out. (4) He sends a fax with a stamp on it. (5) He tries to drown a fish. (6) If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change. (7) He trips over a cordless phone. (8) He takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept. (9) At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here", he puts "Sagittarius". (10) He takes 2 hours to watch "60 minutes". (11) He invents a solar powered flashlight. (12) He heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so he moves. (13) He misses the No. 14 Bus, and takes the 7 twice instead. (14) He takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport left", and he turned around and went home. (15) He got locked in a furniture shop but sleeps on the floor. (16) He spends time reading thru the above 15 points and analyses if he is an ***** !!!

I am glad you enjoy it OG Girl, not only the city is beautiful, people are also beautiful ( I mean nomad ppl in Ottawa)

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HAHAHA It is funny and disgusting at the same time. Creative, but not good for the eyes of the innocent like me.

I am glad that you enjoy it Nuune, but how about the how to identify ***** (doqon) one.

I have a question, little off topic. Why in western countries DIVORCE IS SO HIGHT???? any one

I don't think so MrClerk, the real Somali woman don't do that. Here is how Somali Woman Date 1st Date: Take her and her friends out for Expensive dinner 2nd Date: Meet her Family 5th Date: set up wedding date if the family aproved.

HAHAHA CAMBARO LUUL'S PICTURE, HAHAHAH. THAT IS VERY FUNNY AND FOR REAL SOMALIA LOVERS SEND SUCH A LETTER TO EACH OTHER. MY COUSIN'S GIRL FRIEND SEND A LETTER JUST LIKE THAT. AHAHAHAHA, AND HOW ABOUT A+, DARMAN LEAVE THE SISTER A LONE. SHE PROBABLEY WILL SEE THIS PICTURE AND WON'T LIKE IT. A+ PICTURE THAT IS SEARIOUS THING, THE REST KEEP IT COMING AHAHAHAHA

How to Identify An ***** (Doqon) ? (1) He spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said, "concentrate". (2) He puts lipstick on the forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind. (3) He gets stabbed in a shoot-out. (4) He sends a fax with a stamp on it. (5) He tries to drown a fish. (6) If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change. (7) He trips over a cordless phone. (8) He takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept. (9) At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here", he puts "Sagittarius". (10) He takes 2 hours to watch "60 minutes". (11) He invents a solar powered flashlight. (12) He heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so he moves. (13) He misses the No. 14 Bus, and takes the 7 twice instead. (14) He takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport left", and he turned around and went home. (15) He got locked in a furniture shop but sleeps on the floor. (16) He spends time reading thru the above 15 points and analyses if he is an ***** !!! Submitted by Stephen from Penang, Malaysia.

21st Century Love Letter MODERN LOVE LETTER Dearest Girl : I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Tuesday, the 03th of April 2001. With reference to the meeting held between us on the 31st of March 2001 at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on-the-relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us . Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account. I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer . Thanking you in anticipation. Yours sincerely, [boy] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- MODERN REPLY OF MODERN LOVE LETTER Dear Boy : Please refer to your letter dated today. I am pleased to inform you that I hope to accept your proposal for romance.However, you should be informed that there are certain conditions of acceptance. Promotional prospects are to my satisfaction. However, please enlighten me as to your retirement benefits. Gratuity should be generous. I also need to be assured that there is sufficient security with regards to this commitment. If there is any chance at all of retrenchment or consequent disinterest on your part, then I should receive monetary compensation according to union standards. Due to the nature of my position, I am sure you will agree that an expense account should be arranged for my access in light of the 'VIP'. I shall be entertaining. In addition, housing and transport allowances should be in order and nothing less than a placed luxury condo and a Jag are in order. Please also note that there should be no moonlighting restrictions on myself. If you are still interested in the relationship, please reply on an urgent basis as other prospective lovers have sent indications of interest . Please also note that my sister is happily employed. Yours perhaps, [Girl] So next time when you are deting, this is the new way.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, DARMANDARMAN Walaahi I laughed so hard after I saw the picture. The whole thing is so funny, but when you added the picture of Jamaal, that broke the records. You make is so real hahhahaha

I am advising anyone not to be programmer unless you can handle the stress. It is not a fun job! I studied e-commerce, but I guess it was west money. I couldn't sit in front of the computer all day coding . I don't know how the software people do it. It is the most boring job ever. So before you get enroll make sure you like the field. Peace

I am advising anyone not to be programmer unless you can handle the stress. It is not a fun job! I studied e-commerce, but I guess it was west money. I couldn't sit in front of the computer all day coding . I don't know how the software people do it. It is the most boring job ever. So before you get enroll make sure you like the field. Peace

I went to Xuseen Giire Hargeysa, If there is any one from that school please reply.

I went to Xuseen Giire Hargeysa, If there is any one from that school please reply.

Assalamu alaikum Sis Mizz-HurriCane I found that not eating at least 3 or 4 hours prior to the time I sleep help me to wake up for salat fajr. Read Aytul Kursi 3(Suratul Nas, Ikhlas, Falq) If you do those, you don't even need alam clock specially sleeping on empty stomch help. Allah Knows the Best Assalamu alaikum