Asians - HAIRY

Well Da Beast, mothers dont particularly appreciate their precious sons to marry an older woman coz they feel threatened that this older woman will be controlling and manipulative. The second idea could be that...well its not exactly normal for men to marry an older woman but I couldnt care less to be honest!! I will come up with more ideas later...

LOL...at everyone! Keep them coming guys!

I dont know either, I didnt come up with this question!! sorry Sis!! "Blond Momemnt" LOL!!

Here you go Girls! Men are like ... Laxatives ...They irritate the shit out of you. Men are like ... Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like ... Vacations ... They never seem to be long enough. Men are like ... Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like ... Blenders . You need One, but you're not quite sure why. Men are like . Chocolate Bars . Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips. Men are like ... Coffee ... The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long. Men are like .... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say. Men are like ... Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off. Men are like ... Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature. Men are like .... Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like ... Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Men are like ... Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. Men are like . Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright. Men are like ... Parking Spots ... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!

Here you go Girls! Men are like ... Laxatives ...They irritate the shit out of you. Men are like ... Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like ... Vacations ... They never seem to be long enough. Men are like ... Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like ... Blenders . You need One, but you're not quite sure why. Men are like . Chocolate Bars . Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips. Men are like ... Coffee ... The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long. Men are like .... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say. Men are like ... Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off. Men are like ... Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature. Men are like .... Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like ... Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Men are like ... Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. Men are like . Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright. Men are like ... Parking Spots ... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!

Hey that was funny...keep em coming..

Inshallah, lets just pray and pray that Allah accepts our prayers for our brothers and sisters in Iraq. Aameen Aameen Aameen

Ameen

My only word to describe myself would be..."FRESH"...

Aamiin..hope it comes true for all the nomads that have read this..

It makes you think...

What turns us off in men?! Where do u want me to start............. Here's my list... 1. Men who act like there all that and a bag of chips.. when all they are are just losers who still live with their mothers!! 2. Men that smoke or eat qaad, their just bad kissers and stink like $hit with proper black lips even after all the clone they got on!! 3. Short men...and I dont believe what they say about short men either!!! 4.Bald men! 5. Fat men! 6. Ugly men! 7. Stinkty men! 8. Ugly men! 9. Men with small dicks (sorry fellerz!!) It just dont feel sexy to women!! 10. Ugly men again!! 11. Men that stink of Body Odour!! 12. Men with no A$$, we need something to hold on to!! 13. And again UGLY MEN!! I could go on for ages but i'll stop before i get banned from this forum!!

Cushtic Cutie, LOL!! Thats a good one. And this applies to boys and girls so keep em coming guys!!!

Well sis, u've only got 2 solutions, u can either forget about him, but thats gonna be really hard coz u best chum is gonna talk about him non stop. Or you can tell your best freind that ur still in love with him and pray for her to understand!! Or the last option could be that you can pass him to ME so that non of u get him!! (LOL!!)

Hi everyone, I thought I should share some chessy pick up lines that we discussed at work today with colleagues!! "Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me" "Nice belt-but i bet it would look better if I wrapped it around my neck" "I'm an army recruiter. Why dont you come over to my place and be all you can be" "U Da BOMB" "Oh my there's a god" "Can I borrow a quarter? I promised I'de call my mother when I founf the woman am goning to marry" "Life is too short, go home tonight with me" "Girl the things I wanna do with you are illegal in 27 states" "Your so beautiful it hurts to look at you" "I've never wanted to be an ice-cream cone soo bad in my life" (think about it) "Can you call 911 for me? I think my hurt stopped beating when I saw you" "You sure look good, how was heaven when left it?" "You look like my first husband and I've never been married" "You know what they say about guys with big hands" "I've been told I'm really good with my hands" You....Me....F***! Excuse me do u F*** or do I owe an apology? Guys I can go on for ages, but I wanna hear your cheesy chat up line?! Go on I know u all have some funny ones!!!

I think true love is when u trust someone completely with 100% without having doubts when he/she is telling you something!! My opinion of true love, when a man is willing to do anything for his woman, put his freinds to a side, always besides his lady through PMT, when she's put on few kilos like Eid, when she's not looking her best, when he doesnt look at other girls when when ur together, when he calls you everytime he misses you (even when its few times of the day)!!...when a man is upsessed with you in a loving way, when a man talks about you all the time, when when he wants to buy you things even if he's broke...(its the thought that counts!!)....I could on go for ages.... But yeah...if someone had all the top qualities and was satisfying me in the right ways then yeah I would considor myself to be in 'LOVE'...

Salam sis, I know exactly where ur coming from, i have been there myself once!! So ur not alone sis! My advice to you is to go out there and meet other people, u seem beautiful with cracking personality and u will not have any problems as long as u try to move on. When looking for other men. U must be urself. not bring ur past nor talk about ur love for ur ex. Men dont like girls to bring the past just like we dont like them to bring there past. When going out there hunting u must listen to ur heart, if ur always thinking about him then sorry to say it but he is the one!! But u must try to look for others as there are sooo many fine fellers out there!! But the best advice is u must stop thinking about him and honestly try to move on for ur sake and his!! Take Care Sis!!

Why cant I meet the man of my DREAMS?! Why is it that men cannot be trusted?! why cant men see me for who I am and not for my looks?! WHY WHY WHY?!!

Why cant I meat the man of my DREAMS?! Why is it that men cannot be trusted?! why cant men see me for who I am and not for my looks?! WHY WHY WHY?!!