Wow, big showing for the UmSol group. class is in full session. the New Score is; AXC: 1.5 UmSol: 2

^^Alle-u-baahne, why ask? they will change again, in democracy, the majority rules :cool:

^haa, lovely couple. do you like those that like your pictures; i think you have an eye for beauty

^are contributors your shadow Since Flip is more shadower than me, we will give him the benefit of the doubt :cool:

Okay, before i loose in touch with the topic. let me regrade very quickly. to the many views expressed on both sides, and strong points on both ends, the New Score is; AXC: 1.5 UmSol: 1.5 :cool:

^tough question. hahahaha and how did you move from religion to personal? :cool:

^thanks Nur. Its a hand glove, its invisible , you put on early in the morning as you go about your work, with a smile, any ajnabi of opposite sex who extends their hand to you for a handshake, you shake their imaginery hand in air vigorously until they suspect your sanity , when they smile, you tell them, you are not a wacko, you are wearing an invisible wireless handshake gear from e-Nuri explanation would help in those bold areas

^thanks Nur for clarifying things. adigana xayeeysiinta wad anagana xaalka baan sugeynaa :cool:

...Waryaa Kafaaxiye, Sharciga adiga maxaa kaga shan iyo toban ah? what's 15 for you? Amaanka iigu dadaal, yaanan saacadaa xaadirka ah hangoolkaygii kidif kidif kaaga dhigine! Simple. we ruined our own home, and we can't do it again; 'failure is not an option'. Laba-Xiin, If you need little fee to pay off the traffic ticket, why not just say it

haha, good one. loved it

^thanks Kooleey and Honesita; well to give other a chance; let me try these three: Mujahid: one who fights in the path of Allah Shahid: one who dies in the path of allah Fard: Manditory, waajib, obligatory I hope my definitations are not as weak as my iman :cool:

Ok. SB made a big comeback. the new score is; AXC: 1 UmSol: 1 :cool:

Ibtisam: i must have missed your post. [big Grin] now that i have. i will sit back and watch the fight. can i cheer for a team? [big Grin] Why not. Can you tell us who that might be. i am sure that will tip the scale Labaoo xxin. i guess you could not contain your self to be polite; your post was so bad that it had to be edited; what can someone like you contribute to ISlam; nothing [Roll Eyes] totally agree

quote:Originally posted by Kafaaxiye: well, geek or pack, I will choose which ever will get me closer to the sisters. so i guess this comes back to the ladies. which one EXCITES you. A geek. [big Grin] are you sure that is all you are ordering?

^ah, you ruined it for us. this was suppose to last a couple of weeks :mad:

Clever way to ask someone's age one day this one reer magaal dude wanted to know this girl's age so bad because he had all this wild guesses and numbers. one day, he walked up to her and said; "abaayo, how many miles off are you on 30th avenue" hahahaa shocked, the girl reponded "i am very close to it"

here is the thing; I have all this fun ideas, sayings, and things that just creep into my mine. i don't know if they are funny, if they have been said before, or what. well, when they descend on me they seem to be funny. they are a mixture of Somali and English, some of them in one language or the other. so i figured, what the hell, why not share it with you guys, then you decide what they are too you instead of just starting a new topic everytime to add to, i figured why not put it one place so that they are easier to spot. anywayz, enjoy it

^ Baashi, are you the political Shiekh Nur. go ahead. you know i hate everything except ingenuity, originality, and wisdom. with you on this one, all the way :cool:

^thank you Ahura, and i did it on purpose Johnny, no catagorization. i am neither allied with any group, but since the subject was going to the battlefield, we might as well have a referee or something. so, please let me continue to do that; it has been brought to my attention that this question; MMA, saaxib in the spirit of fairness and despite SB's perceived "failures", I strongly urge you to either provide us with your proof or rescind this grave accusation. That you brought this out in public forces you to do one of the things I asked above. To be sure, you either: 1) Retract your accusation or 2) Provide unambiguous proof of your claim. posted by Castro never recieved an answer, changing the score to; AXC: 1/2 UmSol: 1 Xiin; little too harsh. this will niether get you somewhere or anyone else; so if that is all you got, keep it inside Alexus; Now when i say life is to be lived, everyone thinks of it differently. you wouldn't expect an American to live the same way you do, right.

Kafaaxiye belaaya kaa faaxisaye, Maxaad ka faaxisa? waxaan soo faaxiyey qoladii ticket-ka aad lacagtiisa aadan heysan ku siiysey. hadeerna waxaan garba duub ugu jiraa in aan lagu cafin maadaama aad danbi ka gashay sharciga: Freeze :cool:

Red: " I am dirty (thirty) and my husband is dirty( thirty two) too. If pronounce thirty with the American excent you will kind a get the choke. Get it. here is my two riyaal donation to the thread. once there was this Somali employee at a store. one day the manager invited all the employees and said 'today we will have a party in the break room'. Jimcaale who was standing next to Samater, looked at him and said, 'Samatarow u sheeg anigaa aadaamaya'. thinking that the manager said prayer.

I found this passage to be interesting, There is no compelling case that the world would be a better place if more women were lawyers, bankers, soldiers or engineers. There are many such arguments, however, that the world would be a far better place if more women were mothers . Which means more than the mere act of procreation. It means devotion, sacrifice and time. Not quality time, just time. Lots of it. It means refusing to accept that self-esteem can only come through a boss, water cooler gossip and a generous pension scheme. and confusing. does anyone know any of those many arguments that support that bold sentence. is it that if more women were mothers and happy with it, say, children will be less likely to be gansters, troublemakers? i ask this because all i have heard and continue to hear is the positive things about getting Moms from the 'xaafad' to the workplace, schools, etc. so that they become more indepedent from men. i haven't heard anything the other direction scientifically.

well, geek or pack, I will choose which ever will get me closer to the sisters. so i guess this comes back to the ladies. which one EXCITES you. that will be my choice, we will have to live with the consequences. waist or brain? i will be the brain, she can be the waist. haha, 50%+50%= kaamil

^ hahaha, Digaale <---crazy

Okay. the game is going very well. let me divide the teams into their proper positions and give their team names. the first team is called Ayaan (SB) Xirsi (Johnny) Cali (Pi), for lack of space we will abbreviate this team's name as AXC . the second team will be Ummah Sol, which will be UmSol as well. the teams are led by the initiator of this topic, SB, and Khayr for the UmSol. the score thus far is; AXC: 0 UmSol: 1 we are well aware that the AXC is in a coordination stage where they are looking for the proper responses to not one question raised but many external suggestions. The only difference between the two groups is that AXC seemed to be determined, well organized, and small in numbers. As for the fans, more are pledging allegiance to the UmSol group. we will keep up the score as the debate continues. remember; i am just a score keeper Alexus, i said life is to be lived. Nothing is wrong with that