Asalaamu Caleykum Wr Wb Ayuuuuuuuuuuuto aboooooooooooobo u all xaasid :confused: why didn’t some1 tell me to check up this topic I used to see & not bother to have look. When I did today guess what I saw, I was matched with 4 different guys Taqwa, Abdinuur, Kowneyn & Buubayeuuuuuuum :rolleyes: . I got to say this is one of the funniest posters in somaliaonline u made me laugh seriously. Shaqsi nice one is interesting game huuuuuuuuuuuu can't stop . Wonder why didn’t some1 match with me the one I wanted uuuuuuuuuum lol . Any way is really funny topic but I will pass it cuz ................... (Don't ask unknown lol) Here is my list though Shaqsi & Wild cat (She is wild but he is not so wild I think he could claim her down & understand her more than any1 else in here.) Jamaal & Hibo (They both like poets) Kamila & Cartan (They both like gabay) Cushtic_Cutie & Lakkad (They fit together) Those r the only one’s I could see more likely to get a long pretty well.

:rolleyes: oooooooooooooouch Oh God u got me wallah i start searching some that i know & a monkey appeared :rolleyes: Nice one

Asalaamu Caleykum WR WB Muraad waaaaaaaaaaw gacan yaan kuu tagay. topic wanaagsan waaye lakin akhoon saa u sii duruqsan somali words uma lihi. just look this am i right:- Unsi & catar Batarool & gaari Xalwo & sokor OOmo & dhar Cuno & goos Jiko & Alaab Af & Hadal Buraanbur & Gurbaan Sacab & Dhaanto Digsi & Dab Hilib & Laf Keyboard & Computer Dumar & dahab Qaac & dab

Asalaamu Caleykum Wr Wb I don't know any one who did crazy thing to obtain a passport. I am Citezean the reason i become a Citezean is to gain respect from my adopted country & travel whenever i need. It only took me 2 years to become Australian Citezean. That is how easy it is, u can become Australian Citezean in 2 years whithout leaving the country. Deep down I am True somalian i only took the citezean to open alot of doors for me since our passport is nothing. MMA that was halirous especially "Oooh, that AF QALOOC guy. Who speaks French when he talks one side of the jaw, and speaks English on the other side." perfect response lol.

Asalaamu Aleikum Wr WB I would like to study Womens role Family responsibilities Sharia of Islam The rights of Prance & Inheritance. Why i choice all of those 5 cuz simply they apply to my daily life & without not knowing them I can't succeed. May Allah all direct us to right path (Amin).

Asalaamu Aleykum WR WB Jazaaka Laah Kheyr sis it surely is golden Advice May Allah make us the one's who take it & remember it every second (Amin).

Rahiima_as_Somali thanx sis for remainding us that Gossop is the enemy to our success to Janna. Subhana Laah half of the time we just talk little do we know we r eating our brothers meat. May Allah all direct us to the right path & all the muslims (Amin). Alahuma najeynaa mina naar yaa rab. Thanx again is really good to remaind ourselves may Allah reward u (Amin).

Do we? Never thought we r, at least I don’t talk too much. So u could say some of us talk too much. Maybe is better to talk too much rather than keep it to ur self & go wild. Is better to let it out then eat u inside.

Asalaamu Caleykum Wr Wb MMA That is funny & interesting as well lol. got one question for u thought about the Australian law Qoute "It is illegal to walk on the right hand side of a footpath". uuuum that even don't exist. wonder if they meant it is illegal to drive car on the left handside. That is the only thing i could think of. as for walking right handside of the footpath is legal & i do it every day lol . Nice stuff though

Asalaamu Aleykum Wr Wb Mujahid Mansha Allah thanx that is good question & wake up call as well. I come here more often not posting topics or anything just reading the posters & if I have any comment I do so. I did ask myself that question more often, but what can u do if there is not enough people who want to contribute the side. Like admin said the only way Islam section will dominate other forum sections is if others ask questions, exchange each others knowledge & opinions in that way is win win situation. We could learn something rather than just killing our time other forum sections. And maybe this could be a good idea if we had a caalim or sheikh that visits this side who might educate us in certain topics or we might ask him question. That would have being the only way to get this section moving. Allahu yaclam. That is my 2 cents.

The Rock's Chick You welcome sis. Hamdiyo & Abdinure thanx.

Aslaamu Caleykum Wr Wb sis regarding your question I have searched & this is the articles I came a cross that answered ur q:- [Masturbation] becomes an issue [to Muslims, for example, with] the collection of semen. So in order to do this, in most cases one would have to indulge in the act of masturbation. Throughout the centuries, the majority of scholars have ruled that masturbation is haram (forbidden). Even with such a ruling there is no set punishment for the act itself. The main argument of making it haram is: (The Believers) who abstain from sex, Except with those joined to them in the marriage bond or (the captives) whom their right hands possess - for (in their case) they are free from blame. [Qur'an 23:5-6] It is stated that the only halal [allowable] time to use the sexual organ is outlined in this ayat [verse]. That any use of the organ in any other way sexually is to transgress the boundaries given in Qur'an making one a transgressor. But those whose desires exceed those limits are transgressors. [Qur'an 23:7] It is important to note at this point, this ruling does not apply when masturbation involves ones wife. Meaning that if a wife is sexually gratifying her husband in such a way, it is permissible. [For example, in the case where the wife is in a very advanced stage of pregnancy, and sexual intercourse with penetration, either fully or partially, is not advisable or practicable, then the wife's hand may be used for gratification of her husband's sexual needs -- Editor] Because the man has a right to receive enjoyment from his wife. [see also the paragraph beginning with A young husband . . .from al-Ghazzali's 'Ihya Ulum-id-din. -- Ed.] Now while I personally feel this happens to be a very minute issue of infertility, many Muslims point to this when a couple seeks treatment. They neglect that there is a basic ideal within Islam that if one must do something that is normally haram [forbidden] by necessity, then it becomes permissible. We see this point very clearly in the forbidance of certain foods, but Allah has also stated along side the prohibition: ...But if one is forced by necessity without wilful disobedience nor transgressing due limits - then is he guiltless. For God is Oft-forgiving Most Merciful. [Qur'an 2:173] But (even so) if a person is forced by necessity without wilful disobedience nor transgressing due limits - thy Lord is Oft-forgiving Most Merciful. [Qur'an 6:145] This ideal is not limited to only that of food, but is an accepted general rule within shariah (Islamic Law). This general acceptance can also be seen in the actions of Umar (r.a.) who lifted the punishment for theft in the time of famine. This same point has been brought into discussion by Abul Ebrahim, which he states: "But the question before us now is whether it would be forbidden under Islamic law to masturbate in order to obtain the semen so as to have one's wife impregnated with it through artificial insemination. Support of permitting it should be argued on the basis that engaging in the act is not to derive pleasure but, rather, to obtain semen for the specific purpose of trying to solve the problem of infertility. Permission would come from the purpose oriented concept of the higher goals contained in the juristic principle that 'necessity renders the forbidden permissible." [1] What a couple could choose to do is have the wife "help" the husband collect the semen. Or keep in mind that Allah (swt) does not want Islam to be a hardship for us, but rather an easement. And He is oft forgiving and most Merciful to those committed by necessity. References HERE IS ANOTHER ARTICLE ABOUT MASTURBATION Why Masturbation is Haram (taken from 'Islam - The Modern Religion' website) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Prophet said: Among those whom Allah will not look at on the Day of Resurrection, and to whom He will say, "Enter the Fire along with those who enter," the Prophet (pbuh) counted the following: The active and the passive partners in homosexuality; the one who has sex with animals; the one who is married to a woman and her daughter at the same time; and the one who masturbates regularly, unless they repent and reform. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If masturbation was permitted wouldn't the prophet have said it was ok to do while we fast instead of having sex. Touching the sexual organ without any 'barrier' between the hand and the organ: Busrah bint Safwan narrated that the Prophet, upon whom be peace, said, "Whoever touches his sexual organ cannot pray until he performs ablution." This hadith is related by 'the five'. At-Tirmidhi classified it as sahih and al-Bukhari called it the most authentic report on that topic. Malik, ash-Shaifi, Ahmad and others also narrated it. Abu Dawud said, "I asked Ahmad, 'Is the hadith of Busrah authentic?' He said, 'Certainly it is authentic." In the narration of Ahmad and an-Nasa'i, Busrah heard the Prophet saying, "Ablution is to be made by the one who touches his sexual organ." This is general and encompasses touching one's own sexual organs or touching somebody else's. Abu Hurairah reported the Prophet as saying, "Whoever touches his sexual organ without any covering (between them) must perform ablution." (Related by Ahmad, Ibn Hibban and al-Hakim, who classified it as sahih, as did Ibn 'Abdul-Barr.) 23:5. Who abstain from sex, 23:6. Except with those joined to them in the marriage bond, or (the captives) whom their right hands possess,- for (in their case) they are free from blame, 23:7. But those whose desires exceed those limits are transgressors. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Masturbation (for both men and women) is haraam (forbidden) in Islam based on the following evidence: First from the Qur’aan: Imam Shafi’i stated that masturbation is forbidden based on the following verses from the Qur’aan (interpretation of the meaning): "And those who guard their chastity (i.e. private parts, from illegal sexual acts). Except from their wives or (the captives and slaves) that their right hands possess, - for them, they are free from blame. But whoever seeks beyond that, then those are the transgressors." 23.5-7 Here the verses are clear in forbidding all illegal sexual acts (including masturbation) except for the wives or that their right hand possess. And whoever seeks beyond that is the transgressor. "And let those who find not the financial means for marriage keep themselves chaste, until Allah enriches them of His bounty." 24.33. This verse also clearly orders whoever does not have the financial means to marry to keep himself chaste and be patient in facing temptations (including masturbation) until Allah enriches them of His bounty. Secondly, from the sunnah of the Prophet (peace be upon him): Abdullaah ibn Mas’ood said: We were with the Prophet while we were young and had no wealth whatsoever. So Allaah’s Messenger said, "O young people! Whoever among you can marry, should marry, because it helps him lower his gaze and guard his modesty (i.e. his private parts from committing illegal sexual intercourse etc.), and whoever is not able to marry, should fast, as fasting diminishes his sexual power." Bukhari:5066. The hadeeth orders men who are not able to marry to fast despite the hardship encountered in doing so, and not to masturbate despite the ease with which it can be done. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There are additional evidences that can be cited to support this ruling on masturbation, but due to the limited space we will not go through them here. Allaah knows what is best and most correct. As for curing the habit of masturbation, we recommend the following suggestions: The motive to seek a cure for this problem should be solely following Allaah’s orders and fearing His punishment. A permanent and quick cure from this problem lies in marriage as soon as the person is able, as shown in the Prophet’s hadeeth. Keeping oneself busy with what is good for this world and the hereafter is essential in breaking this habit before it becomes second nature after which it is very difficult to rid oneself of it. Lowering the gaze (from looking at forbidden things such as pictures, movies etc.) will help suppress the desire before it leads one to commit the haraam (forbidden). Allaah orders men and women to lower their gaze as shown in the following two verses and in the Prophet’s hadeeth (interpretations of the meanings): "Tell the believing men to lower their gaze (from looking at forbidden things) and protect their private parts (from illegal sexual acts, etc.). That is purer for them. Verily, Allah is All-Aware of what they do. And tell the believing women to lower their gaze (from looking at forbidden things) and protect their private parts (from illegal sexual acts, etc.) ..... " 24.30-31 Allaah’s messenger said: "Do not follow a casual (unintentional) look (at forbidden things) with another look." Al-Tirmidhi 2777. This is a general instruction by the Prophet to abstain from all that may sexually excite a person because it might lead him/her to commit the haraam (forbidden). Using one’s available leisure time in worshipping Allaah and increasing religious knowledge. Being cautious not to develop any of the medical symptoms that may result from masturbation such as weak eyesight, weak nervous system, and/or back pain. More importantly, feeling of guilt and anxiety that can be complicated by missing obligatory prayers because of the need to shower (ghusl) after every incidence of masturbation. Avoiding the illusion that some youth have that masturbation is permissible because it prevents them from committing illegal sexual acts such as fornication or even homosexuality. Strengthening one’s willpower and avoiding spending time alone as recommended by the Prophet when he said "Do not spend the night alone" Ahmad 6919. Following the Prophet’s aforementioned hadeeth and fast when possible, because fasting will temper one’s sexual desire and keep it under control. However, one should not overreact and swear by Allaah not to return to the act because if one does not honor one’s promise, one would be facing the consequences of not living up to one’s oath to Allaah. Also, note that medication to diminish one’s sexual desire is strictly prohibited because it might permanently affect one’s sexual ability. Trying to follow the Prophet’s recommendation concerning the etiquette of getting ready for bed, such as reading well-known supplications, sleeping on the right side, and avoiding sleeping on the belly (the Prophet forbade sleeping on the belly). Striving hard to be patient and chaste, because persistence will eventually, Allaah willing, lead to attaining those qualities as second nature, as the Prophet explains in the following hadeeth: "Whoever seeks chastity Allaah will make him chaste, and whoever seeks help from none but Allaah, He will help him, and whoever is patient He will make it easy for him, and no one has ever been given anything better than patience." Bukhari:1469. Repenting, asking forgiveness from Allaah, doing good deeds, and not losing hope and feeling despair are all prerequisites to curing this problem. Note that losing hope is one of the major sins punishable by Allaah. Finally, Allaah is the Most Merciful and He always responds to whoever calls on Him. So, asking for Allah’s forgiveness will be accepted, by His will. Wallahu a’lam. And Allah knows what is best and most correct. - Ali Aman

SOOMAALAY HAMBALYO KOWDA LUULYO MAALINTII XORNIMADA QAADATAY SOMALIYA HAMBALYO KOWDA LUULYO Aw aqyaar or Aw Maskiin Or Aw ............. lol bro thanx for remainding us this beautiful & memorable day. May Allah bless ya & all the muslims ofcourse (Amin). Admins, Nomads & the junior nomds Happy kowda luulyo maalintii gacaanga somaliyeed mise maalintii xoriyada somaliyeed. so wherever u r enjoy it. Peace. <img src=" [url=http://www.pgi.org/images/origimages/calendar/1997/markwray5-97.jpg" alt="" />

My favourites are 1- www.islamweb.net This website has everything about our beautiful religion, especially fatwa centreif if u have doubt about any issue islamweb.net is the place. 2- www.fear-Allah.com is fantastic side got everything. Has the advantage of power search for qur'aan if u after one perticular issue. 3- www.islam-online.net great website full of knowledge. Has hadith,islam news & etc. 4- www.knowislam.net great website full of knowledge, veriety of websites, history of our beloved prophet & different lectures & opinions from well known scholars

Admin Well done, u have done a great job. May Allah reward u. Alisomali thanx for your concern & comment. To realize u from darkness. Somalilanders aren’t as ignored & narrow-minded as this guy is. Honestly I don’t think he is true Somalilander. Every race has it’s bad represents. Somalilands r well educated people, respectful & etc, just as southern Somalis are. Somali waa Somali no difference b/w them. Guess ur doubts is due to lack of knowledge less to somalilandes. Just mix around with them & u will see their true colour. Like our ppl say “barasho horeed ha I nicin”. Or “waxaa la yiri waxaan yaqiinsaday ayaa ka roon”. Sorry if I offended u in any way Peace .

lol@OG r u tempted now? Qoraalkaaga ayaa I deeqay, waan ka helaa. That is just so fake, is just dream world with full of games. That is how I see it. I have seen ppl met through the screen & got married. I don’t know how they do it, guess different ppl have different test. But I know for a fact, is full of **sh*t & west of time. I noticed one thing they all r good actors, don’t know why Hollywood is not employing them. :rolleyes: Is absolutely impossible to know whether they serious or not, I have seen ppl that will do everything for u, whether is long distance calls, gift & stuff. But do they really mean it, that Allah can tell it. one thing for a fact there was this girl that I heard, she met this guy online she fell in love with him he was living US, she was living another continet, she went all the way to there when she saw him he was on wheelchair boooooom naxdin :mad: . The picture that he kept on sending to her was his friend pic’s. so there u go. U never know what u could come a cross. Is just mystery world.

X player :mad: :mad: Laa xowla walaa quwa ilaa bilaahi caliyul cadiim. subxaana laah. what can i say u r one lost man, i feel sorry for ur soul. i won't waste my energy on u, u r one lost man. :eek:

Lull I thought u were more into anti Somali men guess i misjudged u lol. Like our figures aren't equal our men aren't all equal nice & sweet, we do have some bad one's. same goes for the sisters. to be honest i can't compliment them nor badmouth them all i could say is, I have nothing against them. They have long way to go to achieve nice men award. Ilahay raga & dumarkaba hanoo hagaajiyo (Amin)

Mataan afkaaga caano lagu qabay, what I was going to say u said it all so no need repetition. X Player :mad: :mad: :eek: Subxaana laah, Laa Ilaha Ila Laah. I got one thing to say to u, today u r full of energy think u have the power of ur life, u could do whatever u want. "4.111 And if anyone earns sin. he earns it against his own soul: for Allah is full of knowledge and wisdom" Every single word u say angle on ur left shoulder is writing down. Whether u joking around or serious that angle is writing down & it will confronted to u on the day of judgment “2.281 And fear the Day when ye shall be brought back to Allah. Then shall every soul be paid what it earned, and none shall be dealt with unjustly.” As for the topic I believe the ayah that Allah orded us (females) to cover “33:59 O Prophet! Tell thy wives and daughters, and the believing women, that they should cast their outer garments over their persons (when abroad): that is most convenient, that they should be known (as such) and not molested. And Allah is Oft- Forgiving, Most Merciful”. I ware hijab & certainly I don’t ware it for any human beings sake I ware it cuz I fare Allah. As for the one’s spoke about the niyah whoever fears Allah will never disappoint him. “2.112 Nay,-whoever submits His whole self to Allah and is a doer of good,- He will get his reward with his Lord; on such shall be no fear, nor shall they grieve.” As for the one’s ware it to gain good name & respect for themselves & not for Allah sake. That is b/w them & Allah, as he watching us every move we make. “3.30 On the Day when every soul will be confronted with all the good it has done, and all the evil it has done, it will wish there were a great distance between it and its evil. But Allah cautions you (to fear) Him. And Allah is full of kindness to those that serve Him."

Our men or women aren't in the top 50 list of well educated nation & handworkers. Before the civil war our men were the only heros & light for our nation. The majority of the men were educated in higher fields, graduated in overseas. Everything Somalia achieved, they made it happen with the help of Allah ofcourse. Back then our women were nothing small number of them were educated & working most of them couldn't read forget about everything else. When the civil war occurred a lot of things have changed the men become the loosers, due to many problems such as starting everything from square one & at the same time they had to support their families. They don't have time to waste at collage, when their loved one's r dying for hunger. Where our ladies had easy & that is why there is a lot of educated women then men. Not to forget our men r going through depression that is why I think they turned to chewing qaat & hanging around the cafe's. Yeah our brothers got a very long road a head of them to achieve success, so us our sisters. Our people say "far kaliya fool ma dhaqdo" Is time we stop pointing fingers & start thinking how we could over come this problem in order to achieve our goal. Gacmo wada jir ayee wax ku qabtaan Let's not judge them with their current satiation, let's examine the satiation closely & discover the cause of this problem. I think our females are being harsh on them which makes really difficult for them to start picking up the pieces where they left.

Our men or women aren't in the top 50 list of well educated nation & handworkers. Before the civil war our men were the only heros & light for our nation. The majority of the men were educated in higher fields, graduated in overseas. Everything Somalia achieved, they made it happen with the help of Allah ofcourse. Back then our women were nothing small number of them were educated & working most of them couldn't read forget about everything else. When the civil war occurred a lot of things have changed the men become the loosers, due to many problems such as starting everything from square one & at the same time they had to support their families. They don't have time to waste at collage, when their loved one's r dying for hunger. Where our ladies had easy & that is why there is a lot of educated women then men. Not to forget our men r going through depression that is why I think they turned to chewing qaat & hanging around the cafe's. Yeah our brothers got a very long road a head of them to achieve success, so us our sisters. Our people say "far kaliya fool ma dhaqdo" Is time we stop pointing fingers & start thinking how we could over come this problem in order to achieve our goal. Gacmo wada jir ayee wax ku qabtaan Let's not judge them with their current satiation, let's examine the satiation closely & discover the cause of this problem. I think our females are being harsh on them which makes really difficult for them to start picking up the pieces where they left.

Thanx for the remainder i got that remainder through email many time quite some time ago now. but is abolutly great to read it again & be remainded as we human being. Thanx again May Allah reward u.

I would say Senegal got very good chance of being into the final & maybe wining the cup. They beat Sweden today & boy or boy they were in their best form, having missing two of their best players as well for injury & suspension. They playing next either Japan or Turkey & I am confident they will win it. So viva Africa. The way this tournament is going, is full of surprises & it might be African year. :cool:

Ok let me try aren’t good at math but here I go:- The 3 men paid $30 dollar. The room costs $25 dollar meaning each man will pay 8.333333333333333. The bellboy returned $3 which makes total of 28. The bellboy kept $2 which is total of $30. The $2 that the bellboy kept is for his service or taxation. Abdinuur You confusing me here quote “However, if the room costed $25 and each got back $1, then the cost of the room becomes 25-3=22 plus the $2 that the boy kept...which makes it a total of $24.” Where did u get 25-3=22? The room costs 25 right? Ok the bellboy kept $2 & returned $3 which adds up $5 plus $25, all together adds up $ 30. so what is missing then? And why r u subtracting the $3 refund from the cost of the room which is $25? Aren’t u supposed to add rather than subtract.? :eek:

Ok let me try aren’t good at math but here I go:- The 3 men paid $30 dollar. The room costs $25 dollar meaning each man will pay 8.333333333333333. The bellboy returned $3 which makes total of 28. The bellboy kept $2 which is total of $30. The $2 that the bellboy kept is for his service or taxation. Abdinuur You confusing me here quote “However, if the room costed $25 and each got back $1, then the cost of the room becomes 25-3=22 plus the $2 that the boy kept...which makes it a total of $24.” Where did u get 25-3=22? The room costs 25 right? Ok the bellboy kept $2 & returned $3 which adds up $5 plus $25, all together adds up $ 30. so what is missing then? And why r u subtracting the $3 refund from the cost of the room which is $25? Aren’t u supposed to add rather than subtract.? :eek: