Originally posted by BOB: Don't give them even ndururu . wanataka chapa yako huh? Peace,Love & Unity. Man you are xasaad xasiidina xasaad una seme Ndururu kwa nini....come on mate don't advise her that....Raula

thanks Amina very informative jazakallah sis

Final score Zambia 2 - 1 Mali Linos Chalwe (25 Zam) Collins Mbesuma (90 Zam) Soumaila Coulibaly (79 Mal) After the last game with Togo the Chipolopolo's were shamelessly beaten and trully I didn't think would get through with Mali but hey they made it making them second qualifiers...in their group, Bwalya was on the bench for spitting on the referee so they say but yeey they made it .... Here we come Bob what happened to Bafana bafana they lost...

Hey Hibo a while back one of my collegues bought this book HE IS JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU.. The book was just hilarious. This is from the oprah show Read on Liberating Vocabulary Friend: A person who is your pal. What it generally means in relationships is he's just not that into you. Busy: Busy means I'm the President of the United States. I'm an astronaut and I'm on another planet. I'm in a really successful band. What it means in relationships is, yeah, I'm just not that into you. Bad boy: A bad boy is just a bad boy. Stay away. If you're dating somebody that's a bad boy, that's just your fault. If you say "my boyfriend's kind of a bad boy," I feel bad for you. If you say, "I like bad boys" well, then I don't feel bad for you. If you say, "I like things that don't work." Okay, good for you. Generally, guys with low self-esteem aren't worth the trouble. They're just not. The Dog Pound Question: So how do you screen for dogs? Answer: You just don't let him be a dog. Your standards are so high you don't let him be a dog. You can't be played if you're not playing. What I want to say that is so key for everybody to get. Nobody—even if a dog has been a dog. He has been head of the pound. Head of the dog pound. If he meets the right person, he will change his dog pound ways. He just will. Question: How can I tell if he thinks I'm worth it? Answer: If the guy thinks you're worth it, he will do whatever is necessary if he thinks you're worth it. All the guys are nodding. Because he raised the bar and he wants to raise the bar to meet you where you are, if he thinks you're worth it. If he doesn't, then he doesn't. He's just not that into you. And you—we all—should have another standard. From the show He's Just Not That Into You From The Publisher: He says: Oh sure, they say they're busy. They say that they didn't have even a moment in their insanely busy day to pick up the phone. It was just that crazy. All lies. With the advent of cell phones and speed dialing, it is almost impossible not to call you. Sometimes I call people from my pants pocket when I don't even mean to. If I were into you, you would be the bright spot in my horribly busy day. Which would be a day that I would never be too busy to call you. She says: There is something great about knowing that my only job is to be as happy as I can be about my life, and feel as good as I can about myself, and to lead as full and eventful a life as I can, so that it doesn't ever feel like I'm just waiting around for some guy to ask me out. And most importantly, it's good for us all to remember that we don't need to scheme and plot, or beg anyone to ask us out. We're fantastic. For ages, women have come together over coffee, cocktails or late-night phone chats to analyze the puzzling behavior of men. He's afraid to get hurt again. Maybe he doesn't want to ruin the friendship. Maybe he's intimidated by me. He just got out of a relationship. Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo are here to say that—despite good intentions—you're wasting your time. Men are not complicated, although they'd like you to think they are. And there are no mixed messages. The truth may be He's just not that into you. Unfortunately, guys are too terrified to ever directly tell a woman, "You're not the one." But their actions absolutely show how they feel. Source Oprah show

this is just simply breath taking thanks BN

This is funny and annoying but somewhat true... have fun reading. It comes, as something of a surprise to many Africans to discover that all Africans look the same to non-Africans...How do you tell a Nigerian from a Kenyan? And I am not talking about passports or clothing. The easiest way, of course, is the name. For example Ogunkoye, Ekwekwe or Babangida can only be a Nigerian, a Njoroge, Otieno or Kilonzo must be from Kenya. Where else would you bump into a name like Promise,Immaculate or Patience other than in Zimbabwe? And where do the Drums come from? They are surely from Liberia or Sierra Leone. Surely everybody knows that the loud, boisterous and cocky ones are the West Africans; the brooding and sly ones are the North and South Africans; the East Africans always say yes even when they disagree vehemently. No wonder there have been very little coups in this region. They have no guts to go against the establishment. They are also the UN's first choice for Peace Keeping duties worldwide. Forget about the Egyptians and Sudanese who change their continents based on which side of the bread is bu!ttered. When convenient, and the Petro-Dollar is flowing, they masquerade as Arabs. When the World Bank is dishing out aid to the Third World, they shuffle themselves, cup-in-hand, jostling for the paltry aid given to poor African countries. If you want to be more specific, the Cameroonians will borrow money to buy champagne. They can even sell a hole in their pockets to ape the bourgeois. The Ghanaians think they invented politics. No Ghanaian worth his salt will conclude a conversation without mentioning the famous Kwame Nkrumah or quoting a phrase from one of his speeches. Even when bargaining at the Bazaar, a 'Kwame' phrase has a magical effect. The problem is they think that this problem is world wide! A dukawalla in Bombay was forgiven for thinking Kwame was a unit of currency in Africa! The Congolese think they have the best music and the best dancers. They have this heavenly feeling that they were brought into this world to sing and dance.... and please, for your own safety, don't you dare challenge that! A Congolese can be spotted from afar by the gait of his walk... And it also depends on the mood of the walker: A Ndombolo walk is a sign of happiness (also means 'I've just had it'); a Baba Gaston walk is a sign of old age. The Nigerians have a THING about clothes and jewelry. They are the Indians of Africa; you'll always find a Nigerian in any part of the world... there is one contending for Mayorship somewhere in remote Russia of all the places.There is a Nigerian Police inspector in the Falklands... and there is a Nigerian Cashier at the First National Bank of Woolongong (somewhere in Australia). I wonder how long he'll be there before he decides to become fluid with their cash. They are like cockroaches and will be found in the most unusual places. The Ethiopians think they have the most beautiful women on God's earth (think about it, have you ever seen an ugly Ethiopi! an lady?... no, not the post-menopause geriatricone, we are talking about the under 45 or so...hmm.) We won,t talk about the Somalis for the time being as they are suffering from a severe identity crisis. How else do you explain a Somali holding a Kenyan passport saying he was born and raised in Pand-Pieri (somewhere in Kisumu) while the same gentleman cannot utter the basic general greeting? Moroccans think they are French and so do the Burkinabes. Algerians hate the French. Sierra Leonians smile profusely. Liberians can't get over America...they copy everything including Rambo...any wonder they have Rambo-style rumbles in the jungle. Call it an influence from Hollywood? All East and South African countries have more or less the same boring national anthems, but the South Africans sing it the best. Which other national anthem can make your feet loose control and do a jig on their own? The South Africans have thick and springy hair; the Zambians and Kenyans have prominent foreheads. The Nigerians have thick luscious lips and their females possess some of the widest posteriors. The West Africans have short memories and never learn from their mistakes; how many times are they caught all over the world on drug-related cases yet they continue the trade. How many times are they going to send those silly chain letters asking for bank account and pretending they are sons of Chief so and so? The concept of order and discipline must have been invented in East Africa; he words don't exist in west Africa, especially Nigeria...does anyone know how many coups that country has endured? When a cabinet minister is caught in a corruption scandal,he commits suicide in Southern Africa; in West Africa he's promoted after the next coup d'etat. In Kenya, he is stripped of his cabinet post for a short while till the dust settles and then re-installed to a higher cabinet post !which amalgamates his earlier cabinet post. In essence, he still controls his earlier ministerial post by proxy. In Athletics, the divisions are easy: from 800m to the marathon the East Africans hold sway; the West Africans are only good at the sprints. South Africans can only sing. But when it comes to football (soccer), the North and West Africans dominate lesser skilled East and South Africans. Sorry guys am in a hurry didn't have time to edit it ....... loooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Bafana Bafana take that since you called me chipolopolo ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!! We gonna kick some behind you Watch.. "OMG, you are scaring me now, Faarax aa? let them try and see what happens but i admit i wont mind talking to a Faarax who can sing a Maxi Priest song for me and climb up on the table and dance in front of the whole crowd then i might be tempted to tell him my nickname" says Pacifist with a smile. LOooooooooooooooooooooooooool You know me too well Carry on

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaac Suungaarrrrrr caleen Shaax I would love if they brought this judge to the US. But damn 10 years He sure has alot of thinking to do.

Najma thanks a bunch abayo... enjoyed moral of the story. Aux this is for you Love- It is not a word, nor a single action. In truth, it can never be wrong Like the sunrise, perfect in every possible way. It is many things and yet it must exist In the small space of the heart. Once found it can bloom endlessly, with no cease. It can choke one's throat, bring one to tears... But it never hides in shadows or in darkness It never feeds itself on deception. It grows with trust, honesty and compassion. Nothing less, always more. Personal Nova Me too

Are u crazy food without banana or moos is not the same for me. The funniest thing happened to me a while ago. I went to this Thai restaurant and after they served us our meal. I called this indhayar girl and asked her Do you have a banana? She frowned and look at weird and said excuse me. And I asked her again yes you heard me Do you have a banana? She asked me again you mean for dessert and I said no I eat it with my food. Now everytime I go there she starts to laugh and says to me I didn't forget your banana is on its way. Do it SOMALI style....Blame my mother

Happy Birthday JUXA May you live to see your 100th Birthday and more. You sure are a one of a kind gem just like Dawoco said. Happy Birthday love

Congrats Kheyr Mashallah may Ilahi make you both ku wii isku waara. Amin

^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Hibo and Nova lol Lmao Funniest topic ever. Yep now we will know who is who...... It sure is fun being single,,,Lets see how this goes For all the haters don't hate congratulate.

Originally posted by xiinfaniin: Gabar dhaqtarad ah oo reer shangaani ah baa waxaa shaqo loogu diray Gaalkacyo. Markey subaxdii soo shaqo tagtay baa waxaa fisito ugu timid habar reer Gaalkacyood ah. Gabadhii (doctor): eedo xagee ku xanuunnaysa? Habartii : ma aniga? Doctor : haa eedo. Habartii : Mar Alla marka aasku madoobaado baa halkaa samada ah leyla aadaa! Doctor : eedo shimmee lagu soo ceshaana? Habartii : Naa shim-shimtaada maahene dhegeyso, Doctor : markaasna maxaa dhaca? Habartii : halkaas labada garab dhexdooda ah baa waran leyga taagaa. Doctor : hadda makugu jiraanaa. Goor ay isku rafaadsan yihiin ba habartii qofkale loogu yeeray. KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK LMAO kusaal qariir baaba igu dhacay this reminds me of my mother walahi reer gaakacyood lool

Salax u Diin Jazakallah walaal very informative

Ws wr wb Don't seem to be negative or anything but just a though. Imagine if all of us had this Somalinimo 365 days in a year and every year and not only in the months of JUNE and JULY. It would not do us good if we only carried this SOMALINIMO only the months of JUNE and JULY..... I would also suggest this thread to carry on even after these months passing us. Let the Somalinimo in you take over and lets all be one, after all we are all brothers and sister. Walaalshey and Walaalkey. YOU ARE THE LEADERS OF TOMORROW JUXA as always walashey macaan like my elders say NAAG KUUB ba tahay. And walahi you are trully some one I look up too. VIVA TO SOMALIYA May ALLAH ALMIGHTY MAKE US ONE AND CLEANSE OUT THE DIVISION BETWEEN US. AMIN N.B I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE IF YOU FOUND MY OPINION NEGATIVE not my intention... FI AMANILAH

Innalilahi wa inailahi rajicoon. May Allah grant him janna Amin

Baaac Baaac Waar ba ka dacaay I smell something fishy Walashaay macaan I missed you so dhawoow kaalay .. Jacaylbaro also please do the same for me tell him hasna said Hello.....

AMin Amin

He just told me about it ...Inshallah I will remember her in my prayers. May Allah subhana Watacala make her recovery a speedy one.AMin May Allah Rahim Rahman bless her in every possible way possible. Amin Bob am here for you bro Inshallah all will be well inshallah.

Emerald abayaady macaaneed Sis don't feel left out. You still have me dear Here is a Big Hug for all yolll Especially to Emerald Hibo and Modesty Well guess what add me to your new list and that is if you will have me. Xafsa congrats mabruuk may allah make your baby the one who strives for the greatest in our deen and our walideen. AMin

Waar ba ka dacaay What a story baal noo continue ka reyaa....... Shoe Ahh Wonders what they say about the Shoe!!! Besbaso care to tell me....

Jazakallah Nur, hibo and others. This was very insiteful. Indeed true wariid is very important in our lives. Inkasto abo diintay allahu naxariso janatul firdos ka waraabi amin.. Walahi Allah comes first and then My mother, she is the one person more than anybody I value her advise. You can never repay your parents. Show love, respect, kindness and all to them. Hibo thanks abayo I thank you for info. I learned something new thanks again

chilli lmao Is it me or is it Hunting season or oky its summer inleyyn ballo... I was wondering with all these topics about pretty boy qarxis me and all lol Bad boys are very donjuroussssssssss like someone I know said it... Run Run Run Run and run a mile .. Chilli I concur wit yaaaaaaaaa The brothers at my Uni that one was funny but true.... Ya girls give the brothers a chance Oky chilli shall we start a plan for the sis and bro at the Uni What say you.. Whereas a nice guy will walk you home from the library after a long study session and not demand anything of u as if he is entitled just because he helped u, like a bad boy would, Whereas a nice guy listens to hours of sobbing and tells you you're pretty while you scrutinize two sentences a bad boy said to you and shovel Ben and Jerry's Chunky Monkey into your red, swollen face, Wow some one I know has done a great job I promise I won't tell...

True br Salax u diin AL-MUNTAQIM, THE AVENGER. Allah will surely avenge the injustice. Jazakallah