Yo my man Checkmate u better put her in Check.....

TO ALL THE SOMALIS LIVING IN MINNASOTA "NOT TO EXCLUDE ANYONE". BUT WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING TO SUPPORT YOUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS THAT ARE ON STRIKE AT TELEPLAN. SINCE 80% OF THE EMPLOYEES AT TELEPLAN ARE SOMALIS AND THE STORY HAVE BEEN ON THE HEADLINES FOR THE PAST COUPLE OF DAYS. FOR MY SELF I WENT AND STOOD ON THE PICKED LINES FOR A WHOLE DAY AND WHEN TO COUPLE OF THEIR MEETINGS. THANK YOU FOR YOU TIME..........

wlc good to have you on board. hope you enjoy your new found friends as much as we all enjoy each other.

Where is the joke? when was I suppost to laugh? Did you meant to make me laugh? please answer these ? for me SHOOB.

you are sooooo right my brotha.....

loooooooooooooooooooool He should have realized that along time ago...

loooooooooooooooooooool good one

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool fuuny

Why should we apologise for something we didnt even do my dear respected brothers and sisters. It doesnt make sense to me.

A little Somali girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a daddy lognlegs." her father answered. "So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?" the little girl asked. "No,"her father replied. "Both of them are daddy longlegs." The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stamped the flat. "Well, we're not having that sort of shit in our garden."

ISKEY I BET YOU DONT HAVE A MAN. AND FOR ALL THE MEN OUT THERE IF A GIRL CALLS YOU AND YOU DONT KNOW HER JUST HANG UP THE DAMN PHONE YO IS AS SIMPLE AS THAT. YOU GOT TO BE A DESPRITE GUY TO TALK TO A GIRL THAT CALLED YOU AND YOU NEVA GIVE HER YOUR NUMBER. SO THE MORAL OF THE STORY DONT TALK TO GIRLS YOU DONT KNOW ON THE PHONE CAUSE IT MAY BE ISKEY AND HER LIL' FRIENDS PLAYIN GAMES.

Please put some more songs up so I can listen to it my brothas and sistas.

A farmer buys a young rooster to impregnate his chickens. The young rooster struts into the barn and yells to the old rooster, "get out, old man! this is my barn now!" "Tell you what," says the old rooster. "I'll race you around the farm; winner gets all the chicks." The old rooster takes off towards the front of the house with the young rooster chasing him. The farmer takes one look at the roosters, pulls out his shotgun, and blows the young one away. "Dammit," says the farmer. "That's the third gay rooster I've bought this month!"

SHOOBARO DO U HAVE TWIN GIRLS BROOO

NOW THAT WE ELECTED A PRESEDET DO YOU GUYS THINK IS WORK AND OUR COUNTRY WITH WILL HAVE A RUNNING GOVERNMENT?????

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE HELL Y'LL TALKIN ABOUT :confused: :confused: :confused: ....

SISTA TAKE A CHILL PILL AND MY BROTHA CHOCOLAATO DONT SAY DAT MY BROTHA ALLAH CHOOSE THE PROPHET(SAW) CUZ HE WAS PERFECT

:confused: :confused: WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!!! WHEN DO I LAUGH. COME ON B I KNOW U CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT......

A chicken and an egg check in to a cheap motel. Moments later the chicken sits up against the headboard and lights a cigarette. The egg says, "well, that settles that."

Sista if u didnt like the joke u didnt have to reply ot it easy as 1 2 3 na mean.

A rich guy and a poor guy are discussin what they bought their wives for their Anniversaries. The poor guy says, "So what did you get you wife for your Anniversary?" "I bought her a fur coat and a BMW."he says. "wow,"says the poor guy. "why did you buy her that?" "Because,"the rich guy says, "if she doesn't like the fur coat, she can jump in the BMW and return it." "what did you buy your wife?" asks the rich man. "I bought her a pair of bedroom slippers and a dildo." "Why did you buy her that?" the rich guy asks. "The way I figure it," replies the poor guy, "if she doesn't like her bedroom slippers, she can go **** herself!!"

A husband walks out fo the bathroom naked, and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, "I have a headache." "Perfect." her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with asprin. You can take it orally or as a suppository. It's up to you!"

A bum asks a man for dtwo dollars The man says, "If I give you the money, will you just use it to buy booze?" the bum says no. the man asks, "will you gamble it away?" the bum says no. then the man asks. "then will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doest't drink or gamble?"

very deep. may allah help us all

yoooooooooooooooooo looooooooooooooooool can't stop my nigga loooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!