A man and his wife go to the site of their honeymoon for their 25th anniversary. As the couple is reflecting on that magical evenign 25 years ago, the wife asks the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replies, "All I wanted to do was F#$k your brains out and suck your tits dry." "What are you thinking now?" The wife asks as she undresses. The husband quickly replies: "It looks like I did a pretty good job."

Lakkad you aint the only one who is CONFUSED!!!

A man walks up to his house and notices his grandfather sitting on the porch, in his rocking chair with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing?" he exclaims. The old man looks off in the distance without answering. "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asks again. The old man slowly looks at him and says, "Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma' idea."

looooooooooool nice 1

I neva heard of that book??? But I know of a couple named Qaasiimow and Layla are they copyin them too? cause they are madly in love.........

Three couples went to a restaurant. One of the wifes complimented her husband with something that was on the table."Could you pass me the sugar, sugar?" The second wife looked at her husband and said "Could you pass me the honey, honey?" After a while the third wife shouted "Could you pass me the bacon, Pig?"

The best rappers are my grandpa and his wife if y'll aint heard of them ooohhh y'll str8 up hatin on them.. watch out for them ama 4real....

loooooooooooooooooooooool u and only u

nice son nice

Sis I heard the story first hand through the yonis's brother and Xedig. The brother told me the whole story on his way to da police station, that is why iam soo sure of my behalf......

ms.word sorry to say this but who eva told you the story told the the wrong info. they werent playin russian roulette when to gun went off sis, he just had the gun in his hand when it went off by accident. may allah bless the two men and their families.

Good one The Ren. If it doesnt make you laugh, maybe it makes other ppl laugh. Dont like it, Skip it.

Yea! I heard of few but I cant recall none of their names. Why does checkmate change his screen name every other month?? Why?????

Because that's what you tell your self... Are FAT ppl Haraam........

TO ME SOMALI MOVIES ARE LACKIN A MAIN POINT. THEY HAVE DIFFERENT THINGS GOING ON IN THE MOVIE FOR DIFFERENT CHARACTERS AND NONE OF THEM CONNECT TO MAKE IT A MOVIE WITH ONE MAIN POINT. SO THERE IS FIVE DIFFERENT STORIES IN ONE MOVIE. IT WOULD BE NICE IF THEY HAD THAT AND SOMEHOW MADE THE CHARACTERS COME TOGETHER SO CAN HAVE ONE PLOT INSTEAD OF ALL OF THESE DIFFERENT PLOTS THAT NEVA HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH EACH OTHER. SOMALI MOVIES ARE LIKE STORT STORIES THAT CONTINUE IN THE MIDDLE TO THE OTHER STORY. WHEN YOU SAY POPULATED, DO YOU MEAN WITH SOMALIS.

Nice pictures brothers and sisters, but I think Iam related to some of those females. They could be my aunties and cousins. Better yet I think one of the pictures was taken at my grandmother's wedding. :mad: :mad:

Nice story Iam soo ready for the ending if there is one? There is an ending to this story right? :confused: :confused: :confused:

I think ppl left out one of the greatest movies ever made and my all time fav. of all time OCEAN'S ELEVEN. I can watch that movie 4eva.

Sooo true so be careful boys and girls.

LOL Y'll should come see Minnasota for really!!! We have about five Somali malls which are all in 3miles radius and every other store sells the same stuff (female clothing) or tea, cooffe and soft drinks. But when you really look at it we(Somalis) are progressing very fast and it is not only us, is like that with every other nations that move to a new country. They open the same bussines all on one street until they adopt the culture of the country. That is the time bussineses open up in different places of the city. Because at first they all terget certain people that life in certain area. So please be patient. Soma i owned bussinses will grow all over the World(inshaallah).

You are a blessed sister and I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart(Jazaakallah). you are an inspration to soo many muslim ppl across the world. Thank you very much.

Eid mubarak to my brother Checkmate and the rest of my brothers and sisters...... Check holla at you boi

DAMNNNN

If pinch me fell from the tree, your answer is leave me.... Correct me if I am wrong

If she wants him I dont think anyone in her family that could stop her from marryin him. So it doesnt matter what you think of him, this is 2004 and is up to the girl. I dont think anyone can stop her expect her self. As for me the only guy I wouldnt give my sister to is a guy with a rape cause I have alot of sisters and I would want that for them.