NEWPORT= NEVA EAT A WET P@#$Y ON A RAINY TEUSDAY

You got my vote on the Nobel prise of Literature... ps. If you eva write a book I would be the first to buy it.....

I know can say I can read German, funny as hell keping ze coming

This damn game is addictive.. CheckMate nigga u know u love it, so dont front son...

People leave the house without their cell Phones??? ama still laughin at my self GOOOOOOD 1 SON

A primary school teacher decided to see how many of the city kids knew what sounds farm animals made. She asked the kids to put their hands up if they knew the correct sound. "who knows what sound a cow makes?" she asked. Mary put her hand up and said "Moooo!" "very good" replied the teacher, "what sound do sheep make?" "Baaaaa" answered johnny. She continued this for awhile. Then she asked "what sound does a pig make?" All the hands went up. she was surprised at the response. she chose the shy little boy at the back of the class. He stood up, took a deep breath, and screamed, "Up against the wall, Motherfu#$er!"

A couple take their young son to the circus. When his father goes to buy popcorn, the boy asks,"mom, what is that long thing on the elephant?" "That's the elephant's trunk, dear," she replies. "no, mom. Down underneath." His mother blushes and says, "oh, that;s's nothing." Teh father returns and the mother goes off to get a soda. As soom as she leaves, the boy tepeats his question. "That's the elephant's trunk, son." "dad, i know what an elephant's trunk is. the thing down there." the father says, "oh, that's the elephant's penis." "dad" the son asks, "how come when i asked mom, she said it was nothing?" The man take a deep breath and explains, "Son, I've spoiled that woman."

Even thought i dont remember what it was for the funneist commercial was the guy who looked like he was goin to kill his girl's cat...

thx much bro u tough me a lot and reminded me how great our country is. Thanks a million bro Peace will come someday insha allah

A guy gets home from work one night and hears a voice in his head, which tells him, "Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, got to Vegas." The man is disturbed at what he hears and ignores the voice. But the next day, the same thing happens: The voice tells him, "Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, go to Vegas." Again the man ignores the voice, but he's becoming increasingly upset, and the third dtime he hears the voice, he succumbs to the pressure. He quits him job, sells his house, takes his money, and heads to Las Vegas. The moment the man gets off the plane in Vegas, the voice tells him, "Go to Harrah's." He hops in a caba nd rushes over to the csino, where the voice tells him, "Go to the roulette table." The man does as he is told. When he gets to the roulette table, the voice tells him, "Put all your money on 17." Nervously, the man cashes in all his money for chips and then puts them on 17. "Now watch," says the voice The dealer wishes the man good luck and spins the roulette wheel. Around and around the ball caroms. The man anxiously watches the ball as it slowly loses speed until finally it settles into number...21. The Voice says, "F%CK"

daaammmmmmmmmmnnnnn! just picture of him doin that looks painfull dammnnn!!

Lovin u 2nite - Big & R.Kelly the greatest rap love song of all time!!!!! and no is not llcoolJ

I love chicken and that video aint gonna stop me from eatin it again.. OOh yea they aint the only animals that suffer... And for the Peta try helpin humans then we can talk about helpin the animals....

What the heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllll

My mom and her sisters call me "LAADER" almost everytime they see or talk to me.. Dont know why till dis day??? :confused:

looooooooooooooooooooooooool Yo can be soooo evil at times...

Born and breaded in BULO XUUBEY

I think I once, kind of used my brain I think. Hey I could be wrong.. looooool nice one G-Money

kid got skills word up!!!! The next SlimShady

badass kid...

dui was ****** fuuunny. loooool

WHY CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONE?? I AINT SEEN NIGGAS BOX LIKE THAT IN YEARS.. CHECKMATE SINCE YOU DARKSKIN, SHOULD I FEAR FOR MY LIFE?????

CheckMate u and only u my nigga.... loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool walahi u need help dawg. I had very bad day, but you made me laugh on my way to bed.. looooooool

My language is Ebonics Hi are you doing= whats hood sure= fo'sho Where are you going= where iz u goin *** nice= nice *** whut da **** zup now? Where are you from= Where iz ya from all ye damn hood rats.. look at this= peep dis herre you are beautiful= u iz fine dont make me pull ma gat!!

looooool what a dumb *** looooool