The CC will make you Jump Jump Kris Kross will make you Jump Jump ....

I wonder which is worse, bleaching your face or getting a boob job? !

what were your favorite tv shows growing up? MINE: Pinky and the Brain Batman Flinestones looney tunes inspector gadget beettle juice TINTIN Rupert Garfield Alvin and the Chipmunks Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Saved by the Bell Boy Meets World Wheel of fortune price is right step by step family matters full house home improvement three's company perfect stranger GROWING PAINS LOIS AND CLARK( SUPERMAN).... GHOSTWRITER!!!!! Cosby Y&R passion us the world turns B&B

I swear if that piece of#^$&%&(*&& &^%*&%ma( %&$^(&(& %*^(*&*($& (% cheats on me i would cut his *$&^(&*(%^$^&(*^*%*& and throw it in the river. ehhehe

somali names Abshiro, Abyan, Afraxo, Ammaan, Amran, Aragsan, Arraweello, Ardo, Arliyo, Ashkiro, Askaro, Axado. Baahilo, Baar, Bariido, Barkhado, Barni, Barrey, Barwaaqo, Basro, Baxsan, Bayddan, Beegsan, Beerlula, Biciido, Bilan, Billaddaya, Bishaaro, Bogaad, Bullo, Buney, Butaaco, Buuxo. Caanood, Cabban, Cadar, Caddey, Cajabo, Calaso, Canab, Canbaro, Carfoon, Carraabo, Carro, Cartamo, Carwo, Casey, Cawilo, Cawo, Cawrala', Caynabo, Ceebla', Cibaado, Ciilla', Ciiltira, Ciribbuuxa, Cosob, Cubtan, Cudbi, Cuddoon, Cugan, Culan, Culimmo, Cureeji, Cutiyo. Daado, Daaho, Daawad, Dahabo, Dallaayad, Dallaayo, Dallays, Damman, Darmaan, Daruuro, Dawo, Dayaxo, Daynabo, Deeqo, Deggan, Degmo, Dihin, Diiddan, Diimmoon, Diiran, Diraaco, Doonbiro, Duco, Duda, Duddo, Dugsiiyo, Dugsoon, Dulman. Dhaadsan, Dhaayo, Dhalaalo, Dheeho, Dhiimo, Dhiirran, Dhikilo, Dhimman, Dhimbilo, Dhoofo, Dhool, Dhoorweyn, Dhudi, Dhuuban, Dhuubo, Dhuulo, Dhuuxo. Falis, Falxado, Fanaxley, Farax, Fariido, Farxado, Farxiyo, Faynuus, Feeyig, Fiido, Filad, Filan, Filsan, Foojiga, Foos. Gaadsan, Gaarri, Gaarriyo, Gacaliso, Gacalo, Gaceedo, Gadiido, Gallado, Gargaaro, Gaylamo, Geeddiyo, Geelo, Geenyo, Gefla', Gobaad, Gobey, Gordan, Guduudo, Guhaado, Gudhalad, Guuleedo. Habban, Habboon, Habsamaan, Hagarla', Haldhaa, Halgan, Haweeyo, Heego, Hibaaq, Hibo, Hiddo, Hillaac, Hiro, Hodan, Hodman, Hogol, Hoobaan, Hoodo, Hoombarro, Hufan, Huryo. Idil, Idilo, Idman, Iftiino, Iido, Iimaan, Ilkaag, Ilroon, Ilwaad, Indhadeeq, Indhawroon, Ishaaro, Isir, Ismoog, Isniino, Istaahil. Jalaqsan, Jamaad, Jawaahir, Jeegaan, Jinnow, Johro, Johorad, Joogdheer. Kaabo, Kaad, Kaadsoon, Kaafiyo, Kaaho, Karuuro, Kinsi, Koos, Korraad, Kutubey. Khadro, Khaladla', Khayrto. Laaco, Lacago, Ladan, Leexo, Lisan, Luul. Maandeeq, Maano, Macay, Magool, Malabo, Markabo, Marwo, Miido, Mullaaxo, Muraayo, Murriyo. Naadiyo, Naado, Naaleeyo, Nafiso, Nagaado, Nagan, Naqo, Naruuro, Nasteexo, Nuurto. Ogaal, Oriyo. Qaafo, Qaayaweyn, Qaladla', Qalanjo, Qarad, Qoordheer, Qoran, Qorraxo, Qumman. Raagsan, Raalliyo, Raaqiyo, Raaxo, Rako, Rakuubo, Rashiido, Raydabo, Reemo, Roobo, Roon, Rooxo, Rummaan, Ruun, Ruxan. Saado, Saafi, Saaqo, Sabaad, Sagal, Sahwiyo, Salaado, Saluugla', Samawado, Sareedo, Sarreeyo, Saxansaxo, Saxarla', Siman, Sitey, Soohan, Subkan, Suleekho, Sulubo, Sureer, Suubban. Shaadiro, Shacni, Shahmaad, Shamado, Shankarroon, Shaqlan, Sheegan, Shifo, Shoobo, Shumey, Shuun. Tagsan, Taliso, Tanaad, Tawllan, Tigaad, Timiro, Tiriig, Tisqaad, Toolmoon, Toosan, Tooxey, Tusmo. Ubax, Ubbolacag, Udgoon, Ugaaso, Ulasan, Umal. Wacan, Wanaag, Warfog, Waris, Warla', Warmoog, Warroon, Warsan, Wiilo. Xaadsan, Xaali, Xaddiyo, Xalwo, Xamaro, Xareedo, Xiddo, Xiisaan, Xinbilo, Xirsiyo, Xorriyo, Xukun. Yusur, Yuusa.

UK ROSE,,afka cano luugu qabey,,you couldnt say it better,! i

somali brothers.....yawning , :confused:

do i gotta act dumb to get a man and keep him now a days....

why do guys like dumb girls Okay, even though many guys say they like smart/intelligent girls, they tend to fall for dumb types. That's why I see some girls who are not ****** pretending to be stupihd. I just don't understand. Why do some guys like dumb girls? Or is it just that intelligent girls are usually...not so good looking? Do guys feel superior infront of dumb girls?

HOW do you make a good , i mean,,really really good rice? what is the secret ?

Woohw! ruun miya!

Kiss your wife, foreplay, "Don't jump on her like a bull" (i just cant stop laughing today) DhucDhuch maansha allah sista, afkaka "cake" luugu qhabey!

This is a funny story i heard it yesterday! be warned its a bit rated! one day Ali a flight13 and a "wadaad" taxi driver , picked up Jennefer a stripper on 5th avenue.When the meter hit 50 dollars Jennefer said, "o gosh i forgot my wallet sir. Ali said WAD? "you wanti go back ,i can return you if you like".No no she said, that would be too much trouble, i can give you a &*^%job :eek: . Ali didnt know what that meant, he assume it was a credit card ,so he said "yes! yes! i have to call and see if we take". So ALi calls dispactch." hello hello disipaj,Hi this ALi, number forty5 sikis ,two,three,nine, Do we take bluejob? :cool:

ahahahahahhahahhahahahahhhhhhqqaaqahahhqhahahqhahhqqhhahahqhaha!!!!!!qosol badanaa!

That man should be killed with "dagax" for cheating!

Justice! Maansha'allah, very good story! most people believe you beat fire with fire! lakiin this story is the other way around!

Dip it low Pick it up slow Roll it all around..... He's coming home Meet him at the door with nothin' on Take him by the hand Let him know what's on........ We all know how to be "Raaliyo"! make our man( future man ) happy..but the point here is,,,what if you are married to "Nacaas" like the story above walaalo, how could you be Raaliyo when infact you are playing the role of the man.You are working,and he chosed to be unemployed. Why do you think there is so much divorce in our community,,,just think about for a sec. Who are you going to blame,Women?MEN? society!.. BooLLSHId!! Before you get married!! find someone you is compatible with, second,,Deen kuu daqaan!!,,And start out your marriage with "halaal"!! dont finance your home,car,and wedding! because! its haraam! Start with you! Be the better one, set a good example for your partner! wajiibkaka kaa soo bax!! this is for both sex!! i promise you...you will have a beautiful marriage! Good Luck!

Every wife should be Raliyo! My name is muna, i been married to Abdi for over 15 years, in that 15 year period my husband never worked.You see abdi couldnt find a job, he explained to me later that working in a factory would kill his pride.He will never do a low class job, Abdi was from a rich family and he never worked a day in his life.When the war broke down, his family lost everything, He was my lil prince you see. i met him in toronto. I was only 19 at the time, i worked in a grocery store, and he didnt work. we fall in love at first sight, he was charming ,funny guy, everybody loved him.(i think the reason they loved him was because of his family) to make a long story short.We got married, his family did our wedding, they baught everything,furniture,to my wedding dress.They were great!. After 2 year of our marriage my lil daughter halima was born, i stayed home at this period, i lost my job, so government gave us welfare, i lived in a low income housing, every month i would get a check in the mail It wasnt enough, i had to share it with abdi!.After my daughter reached preschool, i decided to go back to work, my old job,where now i am a manager, i manage 140 people.Everyday i would work long hours and come home to my husband,sitting in the couch, i stare at his sad face,he is no longer my prince ,but he is my husband.This house i baught it,,his car i baught,the food on the table i baught it. So honestly who deserves to be OBEYED? i need a footrub, a cooked meal, i need to come home to a clean house.!!

ahahahhaha,,funny! am sorry the title is funny!

LOL @ Urban I haven't seen my ex, its been 5 years, Last time i seen him was the day we broke up. I think i would laugh and say,,DAMN!! i was blind!

Good job Deeqa ahmed! barbaarta yarkaan ka eegtey yarkii isha iiga baaqey yarkii caashaqa aan beerney anigu baar baan ku raacay

This happen in kenya, this somali boy 25 married a 50 year old somali ayeeyo. I heard her children stop supporting her after they learned of this.The children used to send money every month in hawalada. so i can really see the reason.Its all about survival! Yak!

waaw waaw wuhowow... way way way ahahaaaaaa waaw waaw wuhowow... way way wayeey ahahaaa Yaa heesay?

lETS PLAY A GAME.i LOVE SOMALI SONGS..LETS SEE HOW MUCH YOU KNOW OUR SOMALI SONGS. indha caashaq buu igu eegayoo anna waan arkoo imbiriirsadee oogada sareetiyo uurkiyio wadnaha ku abuuran yee oo waxa ayaan daran inagoon aroos noo hir galaa ama uu galaa Yaa heesay?

One Afternoon, according to an old Sufi tale, a man named Nasruddin was sitting in a cafe, drinking tea with a friend and talking about life and love. "How come you never got married, Nasruddin?" asked his friend at one point. "Well," said Nasruddin, "to tell you the truth, I spent my youth looking for the perfect woman. In Cairo, I met a beautiful and intelligent woman, with eyes like dark olives, but she was unkind. Then in Baghdad, I met a woman who was a wonderful and generous soul, but we had no interests in common. One woman after another would seem just right, but there would be always something missing. The one day, I met her. She was beautiful, intelligent, generous and kind. We had everything in common. In fact, she was perfect." "Well," said Nasruddin's friend, "what happened? Why didn't you marry her?" Nasruddin sipped his tea reflectively. "Well," he replied. "It's a sad thing; seems she was looking for the perfect man."