warning you might end up needing a Tylenol . HERE IS ANTHER ONE IF a "gabar" iyo "habarteed"(mother) got married to odey(father) iyo weelkiisa(son): lets say the "habarta" married "weelka" and odeykii married gabadii, and they had a kids by each other , boy and a girl. Can those kids get married,,mase! waxee isku yahiin? are they cousins? walaalo? please take the time and explain to me each waxii isku yahin? the relation btw ALL remember nothing tricky about this!

we have agreed to disagree sxbow

alef bah tah! Am happy when i can breath walk shid pee remember sneeze fart burp sweat taste see hear feel eat and last and not least "reaching the big O*

Sunshine Yummy Food Laughing traveling going out with friends in the weekend, Being crazy (in a good way) When someone says they love me loosing wieght knowing my family are ok what makes you happy

correct!

AM bored* A man walks in a hospital, the nurse said, Sir! who would you like to see, he said "though he has no siblings he is my father's father's son.Who did the man wanted to see.

aqruud!

HERE IS ANTHER ONE Tell me a name oo somali'ah/arabic(ex.mahamed,ahmed,mustafe,ali..etc) if you take one later out its gonna be a girls name, and if you take anther letter out it will be something ppl fight over! Remember the original name is a "guy" name,,take the first letter out,,its changes to girls name,3rd letter out its something we fight for./fight over/. this is an easy one. what does this mean too? "doontaan doodeeda maa deegeeso illaa deeriyee doonta laa saroo!"

"Diyaarad baa dhinacaa ku dhacday, dadkii dhinaca kale bay u yaaceen... Maxay ku yaaceen? " good one, am clueless I will give you one and you give me the answer A plane left from moqdisho and went to kismayo,,this plane waaxaa saarna, 50 pll and they all wanted to get to kismayo,the plane landed in kismayo .diyarada ninna maa wadiin,,yaa wadeey? how did the plan get to kismayo?

THe answer is easy yall luug kuma tagin,,ee labo(two) luugood ayuu kuu tagey store.ahhaha

NO! lol @ CAMBARO "It was all in his head. He thought he did all that but he didnt" LOL OK! I WILL GIVE YOU A HINT. THINK ! I WILL SAY IT AGAIN" AM MAKING IT EASY FOR YOU PPL you left your apartment, and went to the store, luug kuma tagin how did you get there??????

6 GALLON OF CANO BOQOL HALAD(CAMELS) 5 LITRE SALIID MACSARO 10 KILLO HILIB ARII''AAH 10 KILLO OO LUUGA DOOROO'AAH SHAN SHILIN BAC YANYO 1 BOX MARLBO LIGHTS 2 DVD FROM BLOCKBUSTER SHAN DIRAC FROM SOMALI STORE( WHICH I STILL OWE) BOQOL DOLLOR IN MY SAVINGS 1/2 LITRE OF COLD WATER QUB QAC QABSHAAX!.... ISKU DUUFU.LABO KUU DAR, SHAN DIVIDE BY, AND YOU SHALL HAVE THE ANSWER

YALL ARE WRONG NOT BY WHEEL CHAIR,NOT BY TAXI,CAR,INTERNET,HE DIDNT FLY,HE DIDNT USE HIS HANDS TO GET TO THE STORE, BUT HE GOT THERE BY HIM SELF, WITH NO HELP! USE YOUR HEAD,ITS EASY ONE! LOL "you left your apartment, and went to the store, luug kuma tagin how did you get there??????

Sagal got it! good job here is anther one you left your apartment, and went to the store, luug kuma tagin(not by foot) how did you get there?

Its your homework.

There was this woman, she was taking a shower in her apartment,she heard a knock at the door,"qub!"qub.!(knock knock) yaawayee? she said, waa aniga,jamac! a voiced said.she said ,come in, the door is open, am in the shower,i should be out in a minute, please have a seat in the "fadii"(livingroom)..the man went over to the livingroom and sat there, after view minutes the womans comes out of shower. Naked! am saying Butt naked! she walks over to the kitchen naked and starts perparing a tea for him, she said "would you like milk with your tea" , the man said no, she goes over to the "saloonka"(livingroom) and sat next to the man,she gave him the cup of tea, and gets one for her self , she smiles, and starts a normal converstation with him, "ee waraan, maaxa isku ka dacayo"..and blah blah ...,(but remember this woman is butt naked) Who was this man? and why did she sat next to him naked, why was she not feeling shy? Just to let you know ,its not her husband,lover,mans shes having affair w/ not her father,son,brother,not family,its not woman dressed as a man,she is not dreaming,its not jin,not malakamood"..none of that what is this man,, and why was she comfortable being naked infront of her guest?

Rudy Am assuming you from LA. SU'al ? the guys living in LA, why ayee caanaha geelka uu wadaa cabaan!is it a hot thing!

Yaa ku haboon in laguursado? The tall one the short one the fat one the skinny one the ugly one the pretty one aniga ayaada the "sheeqeda" the not so "sheeqad" one almost sheeqada ceeyal suuqata the educated one the geeljirad! the divorced one single motherka the widow the old one the young one ..........tii adiga kuu cajiibeso kuurso! they say marriage is like putting your hand in dark hole,you dont really know what you're getting out .....good luck!

Western Romance Flowers,dozen roses ,candlelight,slowmusic,good sex,suprises,dinner in romantic quite restuarant.good communication,listening,eye contact.. touching,holding hands,rubing ,feeling..etc.. somali romance dinner at the somali restuarant(he doesnt know anywhere else)maybe Arab restuarant listening to "kabaan"(some old school stuff) playing hide and seek (hope no one see us) Visting relatives, (hey! look we are out toghter)

That guy on the photo looks pretty,its scary!

thanks,but i think rest of the somali in usa have medicalassistant,,that walfarecard!

ingris fershin shiisha i will duuq duug you,shiisha come run to me,shiisha i smoke you 5 days a week,shiisha you shut up,shiisha am high with this, shiisha yesterday i saw you smoking shiisha now your shirt wont lie, shiisha i pour my tea and smoke my siisha than i will blah blah blah blah shiishaa somali jajab version shiiiishaaaa-waa ku duuqa shiishaa! hab-iku so deeh, shiishaa! shanta bareey waa cabaa..shiishaa! shib-ika--daha! shiishaa ani ciirka waa galaa,,shishaa shaley waa kuu arkey adiga with shiisha sharkagu wuu kuu sheega,shiisah shaah-an shuubana shiisha ka-bacdii waa sheegeena, shiishaa! (applause) thnk you

why is Abdullahi Yusufe starring at me(see above) yeahhhhh! america should also ban alchole and drugs jerry springer your dog licking your face recycling everything Fastfood and fastfood chemicals,! in our food and chemicals in our air,

why is Abdullahi Yusufe starring at me(see above).

shisha does not make you high!