its means shaleymantaxaaheesey!

while you are here, you will do many observation! and many calculation,and relize that the somalization is increasing population and many of them are very much westernization and am talking about in generalization, aniga waxaa lee dahaa "CRYSTALCLEAR" , in Transssulation my name means "...aa...nothing! welcome!

Marian buufis: Haalow!MR 991 991 operator: you called 911, state your emergency please. Marian buufis: sorry i was just kidding i wanted to scare my kusband, he coming home late every weekend, smelling like qaad!sorry ! 911 operator: Ma'ame this is not a joke, if you do this again we will arrest you, is that understood!. (she hangs up) M: see! see! i called the pooolis! (where he go?) (kusband long gone on the free way , calling his buddy on his mobile) Kusband: waar,,baaloo! waar naagtii 911 ee iku wacadey! passportkeka ee diiyarii,,cawaan surka kaa jarayaa wasaqata!ani 911 iku wacdey..ani 911 iku wacdey(he repeats him self 10times ) The friend: Waar ninyahow nagaahan deb-baadana, sxbo..please mintada(knife) suurka ooga jartiid,,anigna ee keen sxbo ana teeda rabo inaa suurka kaa jaaro Kusband: (they both laugh at the though)...waar-waa-siidass..ahahaahahha ..feerii jamaco! ...magalada qaad maa-yaalaa maanta? (now i can stay out for a whole week) yeeeeey! MB:(calls her friend)...naaaa..casho..naa maanta kii! caraaryey A: what happen,, MB: waa kaa cabsiiyey xaariifka! i pretended to call 911 and he ran out the house !, marka he knows am mad at him, he will come running back,,and he will apoligize, than next weekend he will watch the kids. which means we can go to the wedding on next weekend and the after party...yyyyyeeey! A: allah marianeyyyy aqlii badaneda walaaley!!naaa let me call you back,, i'll do the same.. baalaayoooooooooo!

only for one night !

Abti the above dress is not a wedding dress , its more like something you can wear to a friday prayer or Eid prayer! check out this website you will be in tears! www.maggiesottero.com

JB abowee wash my feets than message'em and you can kiss them too! ABti i'll let you HUG my feets if you like!

qosool! "Santos denied killing her husband but said she chopped up his body, Bonfim said"

Dude! where is you! i cant see you!

Masaaaaakin

HOw to cure qalbi jelec! just wanted to know!

Aniga! "Hijack" walaalshees baan ahey! you just watch and see! everyroom "isbaro" diigana!.Jb look out!qururuca iyo shilimanta kaa dadsana! markasna banaanka kuu soo tuura!

base waye...am out...find me in anther room.....jb iyo crew-kisa they keep hijacking my topic...

base waye...am out...find me in anther room.....jb iyo crew-kisa they keep hijacking my topic...

IT'S WONDROUS WHAT A HUG CAN DO. A HUG CAN CHEER YOU WHEN YOU'RE BLUE. A HUG CAN SAY, "I LOVE YOU" OR, "I HATE TO SEE YOU GO." A HUG IS "WELCOME BACK AGAIN," AND "GREAT TO SEE YOU, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?" A HUG CAN SOOTHE A SMALL CHILD PAIN, AND BRING A RAINBOW AFTER RAIN A HUG, THERE'S JUST NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.. WE SCARCELY COULD SURVIVE WITHOUT IT! A HUG DELIGHTS AND WARMS AND CHARMS, IT MUST BY WHY GOD GAVE US ARMS. HUGS ARE GREAT FOR FATHERS AND MOTHERS, SWEET FOR SISTERS, SWELL FROM BROTHERS; AND CHANCES ARE YOUR FAVORITE AUNTS LOVE THEM MORE THAN POTTED PLANTS. KITTENS CRAVE THEM, PUPPIES LOVE THEM; HEAD OF STATES ARE NOT ABOVE THEM. A HUG CAN BREAK THE LANGAUGE BARRIER, AND MAKE TRAVEL SO MUCH MERRIER. NO NEED TO FRET ABOUT YOUR STORE OF 'EM; THE MORE YOU GIVE THERE'S MORE OF 'EM SO STRETCH THOSE ARMS WITHOUT DELAY AND GIVE SOMEONE A HUG TODAY ........commmhere you........

I can really use a hug now, someone oo maadax ee salaaxo and say ,hey!, "hakuuna matata!

jecelo..i like your hat,,you remind me of someone

Jacayl,,adiga every room qosool ayaa oga baxda! su'asheyda bal sxb'o ika jawab!

Bacdeen,dabadeedna,and then,

qaaxx!qaax! good one

Here is anther one there were 3 men eating toghter in a restuarant.When they finished they paid the cashier, but it was time for the tip! The first guy goes yo! i will double what is in the tip box! he does this and takes out 10 dollars, the second guy says i will double what is in the tip box and i will take out 10 dollars, the 3rd guy doubles what was in the tip box and takes 10 dollars, Now the tip box is empty! how much was in the tip box to start with?

ALLAaaaaaah! when early morning on my way to work , i decided to grab a coffee i was driving by Riverside starbucks, and i thought to my self, why not! its early, you won't see those "oodayal" but boy was I in for A suprise! all of sudden 100 somali eyes staring at me, i wanted to run, but too late, i was already in the middle of the line ,Farah_SSI is in front of me looking back, try to see if he knows me, and Ali_Medica is behind me sniffing my Hair , i felt so embarrased! i wanted to die, i couldnt believe it, it was so early! freakin early like 7 am! what the Fa!

LOL @"just call each other edo or adeer thats wht normal somali ppl do if u dont know who is this prrson 2 u anyway "

SO......... Can you get married to your mothers'husband's father? hadii your mother's husband "salaata kaa jibiin,,what about his father?,,,,asagna salaata kaa ma jibiyo! your waliid's waliid are your waliid too,,even though this case is waliid by marriage! but is this exceptable in islam? please let me know.

you are wrong!

answers to ya Qs 1.Why they are fat? becoos "samebarii" they eat basto,baris iyo hilib ari and dont excercise! 2.Why women like to throw faraax's bac madow? bacdaa madow is cheaper (i dont know! ) 3.Why can't I be white? ..yeeaah! why cant i be white? (there anther question ) 4.What's your weight and height? ...... "mame'! the doctor want to know 5.Why do you guy's talk so much..(i dont get it, its women who talk too much... hello!! 6.Why girls lie to their mothers about where they have been: "yartaa"!! we all been there, if you wanna see skinny farah. come on ,you will lie. (and your mom knows it too,,,she's just pretending) 7.What's up with that? was up with you 8.What do women really see? the size of your shoes and your pocket 9.Why lie about your age? to come to america! qaxqax! i dont get it too 10.Why women hate cooking: because we were abused in the kitchen,"nayaa wash the dishes,make a tea, IF my mom is not there, my brothers still say "what did you cooked",,hello,,,you are freakin older than me,,you go cook! LAST AND NOT LEAST,,WHY? the word "why" comes from WAaR-BADAN oo heebat iyo yanyo laaheen lol