i might be coming down with 24 hour flu CC Vitals signs look stable, Afebrile, heart rate upper 80s, lungs clear, Pressures look normal ,one time ex crossed mind , BP one time high, systolic 150/ dystolic 102, Nafidben given, look stable , continue f/u,

I think am stressed, I have muscle pains, i wake up really early,i sleep less, i dont eat well , and i became less social,,am scared! is something wrong with me.

In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN Outside a farm: HORSE MANURE 50p PER PRE-PACKED BAG 20p DO-IT-YOURSELF In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? Sign outside a new town hall which was to be opened by the Prince of Wales: THE TOWN HALL IS CLOSED UNTIL OPENING. IT WILL REMAIN CLOSED AFTER BEING OPENED... OPEN TOMORROW. Outside a photographer's studio: OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO Sign warning of quicksand: QUICKSAND. ANY PERSON PASSING THIS POINT WILL BE DROWNED. BY ORDER OF THE DISTRICT COUNCIL..... Notice in a dry cleaner's window: ANYONE LEAVING THEIR GARMENTS HERE FOR MORE THAN 30 DAYS WILL BE DISPOSED OF.. Sign on motorway garage: PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS... YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR Notice in a field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES Message on a leaflet: IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS Sign on a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) Sign at Norfolk farm gate: BEWARE! I SHOOT EVERY TENTH TRESPASSER AND THE NINTH ONE HAS JUST LEFT

Killer!

You can make a differnce Jecelo! by being open minded by getting rid of that Green hat and stop hacking ppls topics!

Monkey have low IQ

am still here and alive!

Art! i took my gum out of my mouth and made into a ball than i took my pen and gave it eyes and smile, i have a character!, what should i call it.

ahahhahahhah funny pic above... heyyyy! thats not nice,,,

do you have secret you wanna share?

opps!

WHO SAID 1."maando" cayaanka ika daaf! arab waa nagee"! 2.AFRIKOOOY hurdoy! 3. "nin soo jog laka waye soo jeef laga heela" 4."Its wasn't me" 5. DRIVERS WANTED Answers 1.sayiidka 2.Some guy 3. my mother 4.shaggy 5.Volkswagen

omg!

BLAH BLAH!, we complain, we talk about how somali are bad and that,and fat, the cat in the hat, but in REALITY! you are the messed up one.If you really want to make a change! start with YOU! (dont give me that look) Yes you, Everybody grab a "shumac" promise to love my people( no qabil and shid) i promise to be proud somali i promise to learn about my culture and act on it i promise to become a better muslim i promise to be a better,daughter,son sister,brother,mother,father, wife,kasband,friend,neighbor,, inshallah you do that! and you will make a difference!

excuse moi!, who cares about quebec,,iyo franciska cusureenta...aduunk waxee muslim kaa nacebyahin majirto,,there is whole story to it,,sit back and relax i'll tell you all about it back in the 16oo a French man named ,Parle sir kalay Eewaso,,,,, read it all about next weeke..i'll tell you the whole story

I'm NOMAD too,,YEEEEEEEEY! i just saw it today.... what do i get?,,what did i win?..am rich am rich!

They all cool ppl and someone is hating!

YOu dont mess with student loan iyo IRS wat IRS WELL DO is Take everything plus your underwear , you will be left w/ your own skin . so what many ppl do is claim SSI or like the rest of somalians move to anther country.

AAAAWCH! i scratched too hard!

The divorce rate in our community is rapidly growing! yabka yabkiisa i have seen ayeeyo and awoowee getting divorced(and there youngest is 30 years old) i have seen a 15 year old Single mother( divorced) i have seen ppl married one weekend and the other weekend who got divorced(very common now) i have seen pregnant women getting married i have seen Pregnant women being divorced i have seen marriage and cheating become normal

SOL has been my lil seceret! my friends and family dont know that i am a memeber of this place, some times i wonder what if they knew? would i still be this goofy! would i still write wat ever that pops in my head!.I enjoy coming in here a freestyling "qaashin",,"sheego",,"dood"! iyo "i heard this and that".... markaa..somali wayney! dont tell anybody my lil secret! (am scratching my butt right now! ehehehe!)

Danyeer! muus maa cunaa?

ma"mah somali weexii laa qariyo! qurun baa kuu jiro!

Dabshid! you only like Traditional dress cuz its cheaper! and you are cheap ,cheap cheap cheeeeeeeap!nin iska dig and buy ya women a worthy dress!

i thought niqab was when you cover the whole face?