Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics... even if you win, you're still retarded!

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I've seen nuff dance before (Somaliean) But I've never seen a dance like this (Stpaulchick) I've seen nuff dance before (lakkad and sthlmlady) But a dah one yah come top di list Pan di river, pan di bank Pan di river, pan di bank Kick out yuh shoes Now everybody givem da run givem da run

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool rflmao thats the funniest sh!t i have seen this year.

well sory to ruin your fun ladies but have seen this and this your want more to go my thread

Some people need to grow up!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes: We are all human beings, plus dating is not the same thing as marriage. If I was in somalia i would most likely be dating only somalis. Some people will wonder why is that so......Well...um maybe because I only see SOMALI GIRLS. But now we are in a land where we are expose to all kinds of race, so feel free to wonder in the american jungle(or wherever ur). Whoever dates outside their race does not hate the men.women of their own race. Have you thought for one second that he/she might find that person attractive, goodperson, humble...etc. I dont think they do it to spit their own race.

Originally posted by BARWAAQO: LoL @ "stop giving a damn". Impossible. They can't help themselves. Yes they can help themselves. Men you need to strap ur boots and be a MAN for a change, that might help.

This might help all so NOT GIVE A DAMN. The bottom line is that on this internet sh!t there be alot of nerds/herbs whatever that fits that prototype of a simp(ESPECIALLY on somalinet) The only way guys can win is to not give a damn about what a woman's feelings towards you are. If you stepping to a woman and she thinks you being desperate just by trying to converse then why should you give a damn? By giving a damn about what these broads think, You gonna forever be missing out on dates, oppertunites to get to meet new women and the whole nine. They(Women) want a MAN to talk to them, whether they admit it or not because they love the attention and on top of that stroke their ego so if they REALLY didnt want a dude to come at them, They wouldnt be dressing all sexy and sh!t. If you step to a girl and she rejects you, So be it.. Take the L and move on and dont dwell on it. You probably never gonna meet that broad again so why let her hold you back? Alot of men dwell on past rejections and get lack of play from the ladies so they get on the internet and start venting about other dudes constiantly because they get more play than them. They complain about all the nice guys not getting love and sh!t like that that, Its not like that all because that Thug sh!t BEEN played out, You might find a couple of dumb broads that stick to thug azz niccus and get smacked up or whatever but its the men that provide balance thats winning. Im a nice guy BUT im getting alot of attention and love from women, Im no thug or none of that, I dont have to floss, Wear name brand shit, or act tough, I do me and I get the love. Bottom line is 1. Gain Confidence 2. Step Your Game Up 3. STOP GIVING A DAMN

Originally posted by Ilhaan M.: 8. Never go out with a girl for more than five months, or else she will run your life. I wonder what U are geting out of "the favour U are doing all men"!! I also wonder if U are such an expert, why are U not satisfied? why do U have to change girl friends every week? is that not a sign that your own manual is failing U? Take one advice from this female; no mater how hard U try to fool us, it will never work. Try this one, it ALWAYS works, believe me it will never fail U: Always try your best to be your selv and be honesty with her, that will get U very far and what's more, it will help keep away all those girls not being true to U. changing does not mean that you can't keep one. Its all fun and games don't get all worked up about it. The manual never fails

music nice again/ people dance again/do wut u feel like/no fight it yes i luv dancehall more for less

ok ok ok ok its like this Its monday but u about to get knocked out like debo on friday Dropping bombs on you like the U.S on foreing lands You couldnt spit sickness even if ur saliva was infeced with H.I.V So my suggestion is FALL BACK before I leave a mark on your head like a hindu Havin your girl droppin on her knees like worshiper of buddism Battling me is sealing your fate like a black man in a movie You wouldnt make it past the first scene So there is no need for me to finish this... Alt, Ctrl, Delete you

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believing that one race is superior to the other which then overides the other race is the defenition of racist close thread

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Originally posted by runaway^virgin: Hi Everyone, Let me introduce myselves! WELL *patiently waiting* ..... ..... ...... ..... WHO MIGHT U BE?

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Dont say I never did nuthin for the male nomads This document is a manual to girls. Girls can be very complicated they will try to trick you with loaded questions, give you guilt trips, and try to control your life. If you are having a problem with your girlfriend, do not be ****** ; consult this manual before you make any decision. I believe I can speak for all guys when saying; Girls are one of the most dangerous things in this world, they may seem nice and sweet, but they come straight from the devil. They are manipulative, unpredictable, and downright insane. The problem is, all guys, ok, most guys love girls, not for their minds of course, but for their sweet sweet bodies, but girls are tricky, you can not trust them, they are evil temptresses. This manual will give guys all over the I.C. and possibly all over the world the upper hand. Contained in this handbook is every low down trick a girl will try to pull. Do not be fooled though my friends, the opposite sex is not ****** , they will most likely come up with new tricks to get us with, but for now, this is your weapon to combat their evil, good luck. 1. If your girlfriend says that it is ok that you go out with your friends, do not go out with them. This is a way for girls to make us look like assholes. 2. Never talk behind your girlfriend’s back, she will find out. 3. Never talk about an ex-girlfriend around your current girlfriend. 4. Never compare your girlfriend to an ex-girlfriend. 5. Do not let her drink at parties; she will make a fool out of herself. Beer and girlfriends do not mix. 6. If you want to go out with your friends, make sure you make the plans three weeks ahead of time. 7. The day after you go out with your friends, make sure that you have a legitimate story to back yourself up with. 8. Never go out with a girl for more than five months, or else she will run your life. 9. If your girl ever asks you "If you could change one thing about me, what would it be?" the answer always is "Nothing sweetheart, you’re perfect." 10. If your girlfriend asks you to attend youth group with her, always politely decline. Remember, girls and religion do not mix. 11. If your girlfriend asks you "Do I look fat in this outfit?" the answer is always, "No, you look great" or "You have got to be kidding me, you look absolutely stunning." 12. Always kiss your girlfriends parents’ asses. 13. If your girlfriend asks you over for dinner with her parents, always say yes, and try to look excited about it. 14. If your girlfriend asks you what your fantasies are, never say "to be with two girls at one time." it will never happen. It is a fantasy and now she’s pissed off. 15. No matter how many fights you get in, or what the fight is about, always apologize, it is always your fault. I repeat, IT IS ALWAYS YOUR FAULT!!!! 16. There is no such thing as a high maintenance girlfriend; all girls are high maintenance. 17. Never have sex with your girlfriend after you break up with her. No matter what you think, you are back together with her. 18. Never get back together with your girlfriend after you break up, it will not work out, and you’re sure as hell not going to marry her, so why waste your time. 19. If you ever cheat on your girlfriend, and she asks you if you ever have cheated, YOU MUST LIE!!!! 20. If she ever asks you any question and tells you to answer honestly, and the truth will get you into trouble, YOU MUST LIE!!!! 21. If your girlfriend catches you in a lie, and you know you’re caught. Do not get defensive, you’re busted just come clean. 22. If you cheat on your girlfriend there are three things you must do: 1. Do not tell any other girl, it will get back to your girlfriend. 2. Make sure the girl you got on does not go to the same school as your girlfriend. 3. Do not push your luck, never cheat twice. 23. When you buy her flowers never buy a dozen, always buy the half-dozen, it’s cheaper, and it doesn’t make you look desperate. 24. Never ask her for gas money. 25. On your first date, do not try to act like a bad *** , you will just end up making a jerk of your self. 26. Girls love cologne. 27. Wash your hair. 28. Change your pants every three days. (This does not mean you have to wash them, just let the girl think you do.) 29. Never make fun of their music; no matter how much is sucks. 30. If you are talking to your girlfriend on the phone and there are a lot of uncomfortable silences, you have done something wrong. Apologize to her and act like you know what you have done, you will eventually find out. Use lines like "look, I’m sorry I’m such a jerk" or "I know I was wrong, sometimes I act like a jerk and I don’t know why." 31. Never tell your girlfriend another girl is hot. First she will be mad at you and think that you are going to dump her for that girl. Once she gets over that, if you ever see one of the girls when you are with her, do not look at her, look the other way. If she sees that you are looking, you are ****ed. Your hand will be your best friend for at least a week. 32. If your girlfriend asks you if the sex is ok, always say, "Yes, it’s amazing, I’ve never had better." Remember bad sex is always better than no sex. 33. Never go out with one of your ex-girlfriends friends; this is one of the biggest mistakes a guy can make. 34. If you are having an argument with her and you are 100% positive you are right, just give up, you are wasting your breath, let her win because you never will. YOU ARE WRONG NO MATTER WHAT!!!! 35. Apologize Daily. (It doesn’t matter what for.) 36. Never go out with Eva. (Just ask John, or look at Karol) 37. Never go out with a girl whose friends you hate. 38. Clean underwear everyday, no exceptions. 39. Always, always, always jerk off before a date, and then wash your hands. 40. If she asks you if you masturbate, always say no. 41. If she asks you when the last time you masturbated was, always say the summer before junior year. 42. If you ask her if she masturbates and she says no, do not insist that she does. (Even though all girls really do.) 43. Never tell her friends something in confidence, she will find out. 44. If she asks you if you ever watch porn the answer is always, "I don’t need to when I have you, besides that stuff is gross," or "Yeah right, I haven’t watched that crap since eighth grade." 45. Never ask her if it’s a good size. As long as she has sex with you, you don’t really need to know. 46. If she is in a bad mood, never assume she is on her period. Assumption is the mother of all ******s. 47. Never criticize your girlfriend’s blowjobs. Remember her teeth are right next to your cock. 48. Never go out with Debi. Your head will hurt. Debi and brains do not mix besides how smart could she be when she spells her name D-e-b-i. 49. If your girlfriend asks what part of her body is the sexiest, you are trapped, the question is loaded. If you say any one part, she’ll question "what’s wrong with the other ones?" The perfect answer is "Every part of you is sexy, why make me choose, I love you." 50. If your girlfriend asks you which is more important, mind or body, you are trapped, either do not answer, or come up with something witty like "I think that brains are just as important as looks, that’s why I’m with you." 51. Never make fun of your girlfriend’s friends. 52. If a girl insists on paying for something, do not let her, you will never hear the end of it. 53. Never make fun of ugly girls because they will probably be hot later in life. There you have it, everything you need to know about girls. This text is for educational purposes only and is not for sale. If anyone has a problem with what is written here I encourage them to come and talk to me about it instead of going to the I.C. faculty. This text is meant to be a joke and is written in a lighthearted manner, if you are offended, lighten up.

There is alot of aliases in this site. I dont mind alias if they are funny and make me lol when i come to this site, then they cool with me. But if they only support each other and gang up on others using different usernames then its not cool. But its the internet so people need to chill and get a life. WHo cares what the next nomad is doing?

A plane is hurtling toward the ground after both its wings are struck by lightning. The passengers start praying and panicking. One woman stands up in the aisle and screams: "I want my final minutes to be memorable. I've had plenty of sex, but no one's made me feel like a woman! Can any man here do that?" The passengers on the plane go silent. The forget their own peril, and stare, riveted at this woman. Then a tall, dark and handsome guy at the back of the plane stands up. "Baby, I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He walks up the aisle, slowly unbuttoning his shirt. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily with anticipation as the man approaches. He takes off his shirt. Her lips part slightly. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches out to the trembling woman, extending his arm holding the shirt, and he whispers..."Iron this for me." --------------------- Why do women prefer a circumsised penis? Because they can't resist anything that's 10 percent off. --------------------- While driving home, a millionaire sees a homeless man eating grass along a dirty stretch of highway. He pulls over and goes up to the man. "Don't eat that," he says to the vagrant. "It's full of road dirt. If you're hungry, come home with me." Full of gratitude, the homeless man says, "Thanks, but I have a wife too." "No problem," says the millionaire, "bring her along." "I also have five children, a grand-child and many cousins," the homeless man continues. "Now WAIT a minute," the millionaire says. "Just how big do you think my lawn is, damnit?" --------------------- Michael Jackson gets married again and soon his wife gives birth to a beautiful baby boy. Jacko is a bit concerned though. "Doctor, I have to ask," he says. "How long before we can have sex?" "JESUS, Mike," the doctor says, "at LEAST wait until he begins WALKING!" A woman gets on a bus holding a baby, and the driver says, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff the woman slams her fare into the coin box and takes an aisle seat in the rear. An elderly man seated next to her senses that she's agitated and asks her what's wrong. "That bus driver just insulted me," she fumes. The man is sympathetic and says, "Why, a public servant shouldnt say things to insult the passengers". "You're right, the woman agrees. "i think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!" That's a good idea," the man says. "Here let me hold your monkey." ------------------------------- What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? You run like hell, because she's got a grenade in her mouth. ---------------------------------- theres a white guy, indian guy, a chinese guy, and a black guy standin on the top of a cliff. the indian guy stands at the edge and yells, ''this is for my people'', and jumps to his death. the chinese guy walks up and stands at the edge. he yells, ''this is for my people'', and jumps to his death. the black guy walks up and stand at the edge. he yells out, ''this is for my people'', and he pushes the white guy off the cliff.