Mr. Somalia

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  1. ^^^ Garoodi, Garoodi. You are stubborn lil man, and a verbal lightweight with difficulties having a conversational exchange with someone without resorting to cheap slander. All that is well documented on this thread, as also is your infamous meltdown earlier in the other thread, showing how mentally unstable you really are. But you are, allegedly, a fellow Somali and therefore a brother. I try to help you with your sordid life, and you show your ingratitude with such silly name calling. That only shows how shallow you are. Now next time you pull such a stunt on me again, you will be on receiving end of my famous wrath. This thread is crap and nobody gives a damn about your corny little quotes, alright. So step up you game son!
  2. Originally posted by wacdaraha_aduunka: JB lool war is yara qabooji sxb, Abdiqaasim is president too just like Abdullahi and when shariif departs he will still bear the name of president, laakin Me Somalia waxbaa kugu jaban sxb Shhhhh Wacdaraha-- You are going to blow my cover comrade!
  3. ^^^ War maxaad shaygeysaa? Maanta ayee bahashu igu macaantahay. Illahay idinkiis, maalin dhow ayee kala dagi doonta.
  4. ^^^ Lacagta waaxaa leh ninkii xoolaha soo dhaqdey. Kaliya-- xoogaaga lagu dhoofinayo xoolaha ayuu dhiibayaa, inta kalana macawista ayuu ku guntandoonaa. :cool: Dawlad kusheegta Xamar-nah, koob shaah ah kama heleyso!
  5. To Sherban Shabeel: You know what? I am going to have to disagree with you. I happen to think that it's the government's job to protect both our national borders and ward off the attacks of the children of Satan (i.e Al Shabab). Let me explain: Sharif's government claims that it is the national authority of Somalia. Hence, it is their duty to repel any entity the infringes upon our sovereignty. Now you want us to believe that, had the hell hounds of Al Shabab never existed, they would have had the power to do something about the Ethiopian incursions-- and that just simply total and utter rubbish. Sharif is very much in cahoots with the Xabasha transgressions. Now you've challenged everyone to show proof that he asked for their presence. But the same can be asked of you... Sharif knows of the Ethiopian presence--so how come, he hasn't for once, so far, condemned their aggression? Hmmm? Sherbaan, don't assume everyone is naive here, and try to spend more time questioning Sharif's acquiescence to the Ethiopian troop presence. It's the honorable thing to do.
  6. ^^^ Ha ha ha... 10 bucks says you gettin' ready to break up into tears, in spite your insistence that you ain't got feelings, because you know and I know that you're such an insecure chap, that can't stand the supposed humiliation I have put you through with such a few words. Tsk Tsk, no wonder you're coming off unhinged so easily and so fast, Mr Garoodi. With such cheap comebacks, you're quick becoming a sad, desperate looser crying foul. Remember this is the politics section, where almost anything goes-- so you gotta be confident, and for God's sakes, don't whine about how miserable you are. That's the key. Better yet, if you really want some advice, maybe you should waddle your sorry self to the General section of the forum, and ask for help, from the resident old ladies in that section of SOL. Marka, cheer up saaxiib, and don't take this stuff personal. :cool:
  7. ^^^ Calaacalka yaree waryaa. If you can't take the heat, then get out of this section of the forum! Look at you getting all sensitive here when you feel someone is shortchanging your beloved la-la land. But you are mistaken, ina-adeer. Personally, I find your whole... "I*gotta*defend*Shan karoonland*from*thos e*mean*pirates" frontage, nothing more than a complete & utter waste of bandwidth. But thanks anyway. You showed me that we hurt your feelings. I like that.
  8. ^^^ Norf! I need a briefing on the latest goings on in Waqooyi galbeed. Will the election take place? Care to illuminate bruv?
  9. ^^^ Excuse me? Was that question directed at moi? I thought Wacdaraha was on the receiving end of that one. But in any case, who the hell is President Abdiqasim?
  10. ^^^ After 25000+ posts, I see you still haven't learned how to write one single paragraph of a reply. Still having trouble or are you just posting because you like the look of your font? The suspense is killing us, do tell us!
  11. Originally posted by Somali'centric: "I'm Single And Ready To Mingle" LOOOL What do i win? Ramadan Mubarak btw SOLers Thanks for the offer, but I'm rather busy now-- knowing it's Ramadan and all. However, I might be able to pencil you in for say, some time in September perhaps... Whaddayasay? (and no ..pencil does not refer to my genitals)
  12. when those dudes established law and order for all southern somalia was the last time somalia had the chance to become a viable state, Joke! Ha Ha! Sorry saaxiib, it didn't Happen! It was nothing more than a well orchestrated propaganda game. Six months of fake cimaamad wearing bililiqo&CO goons claiming to have liberated Isbaaro Inc from themselves. Hogwash, I say!
  13. In the barrage of ridicule and abuse that we, for a long time now, have continuously witnessed here on SOL and the constant harsh assessment of President Yuusuf's legacy, there are important parameters that need to be borne in mind if we are to come to a fair conclusion that is not warped by the kind of silly tribal hysteria that has characterized the detractors of his presidency from day one. Firstly, by looking at the important facts rather than being distracted by the loud screeching bray of the naysayers, most of us will probably hand down a far more positive judgment on Cabdulahi's presidency than the immediate and automatic tribal loathing associated with some in the infamous "M Society" and those I refer to as the inconsequential lot. President Yuusuf spent many years in Somalia's political arena. He has been harshly criticized and got a bloodied nose along the way. But as things got harder, he stuck to his principles — and when things were hardest, he did not make a big fuss, he peacefully stepped down as head of state. Having faced propaganda of enormous dimensions, he left the presidency unbroken and in control. He served his country well and with distinction. And in the end, that's what really matters, and that is what will endure forever. At the time of his election back in 2004, which will forever, rightly, be regarded as a defining moment for Somalia post 1991, history will look in vain for anyone who was against that election, and anyone who was at comfort with the self mutilation taking place in Somalia at the time. Remember, he could have just as easily remained worry free in Puntland instead of attempting to rectify the troublesome conundrum, that was south Somalia, long abandoned. Granted; it is not difficult to be against some of the policies undertaken by President Yuusuf. There have been mistakes along the way. Mistakes such as the major failure to recruit competent individuals for the premiership. There have also been some missteps on his part — which included, the failures in judgment to communicate and persuade Somalis on the Ethiopian troops issue -- in which, he was way too slow in recognizing the inexpediency of it all-- so as to extenuate, the justified shameful outrage associated with that one single solitary event. An outrage which-- I might add-- to this day, is still being used effectively by his detractors in the propaganda to denigrate his presidency and image. But in their abuse of him, many of the mo'oryaan and deviant supporting critics have demonstrated their own deficiencies. In trying to belittle him, they have merely revealed their lack of an effectual alternative to his leadership, and still do. Cabdullahi Yuusuf turned out to be one of the most courageous politicians of our lifetime. He showed ferocious shrewdness and discernment in pursuing his main duty: resurrecting the Somali State. The memories of the civil war and the terrible wounds it inflicted on Somalia did not dim-- even for a day, even for a moment-- his positive aspirations for Somalia. He mobilized a great many of us — and when others lost hope and gave up on Somalia, he did not budge. El Presidente Cabdullahi Yuusuf knew what to stand for, and what to stand against. He is a man of enormous integrity and modesty. And he ended up with all the right people hating him-- from the rabid secessionists of the north to the moronic anarchists in the south, which also include the religious deviants of the Al Shabaab hell hounds. Some words matter, and some words will endure. Nevertheless, I will be the first to admit that I am not entirely objective when it comes to the former President-- after all, I am an inveterate adherent of Yusufism . But-- this may come as a surprise-- I do not consider him unblemished; far from it. For instance, I concede that it was a big mistake to seek military support from the ******* Xabasha army, and I can list many other things he did wrong or could have done better over the course of his tenure of Villa Somalia. Yet, notwithstanding these failures in policy-- I still believe he left the stage way too early, and allowed the presidency to easily fall in the hands of the subnormal nincompoop currently in charge of the place. I had hoped he would finish --the task of fixing Somalia-- which he started many years earlier, by correcting his mistakes instead! Hate it or love it, Cabdulahi Yuusuf's presidency has set great events in motion, which will sooner or later result in the resurgence of the glory of Mother Somalia. Only then will it be impossible for any sane person to disparage the momentousness of his legacy. Godspeed, Cabdullahi Yuusuf Axmad. May Allah(SWT) shower his mercy upon you.
  14. ^^^ Saaxiib, my only requirement is that it breaths! Now that ain't too much to ask for, is it?
  15. Hmmm...it seems, so far the two chicks (Ibti and Juxa) who posted are in relationships here...? - interesting! Originally posted by Dabshid: Meeday geesiyadii,Inanka mid ha usoo baxdo,Fulaynimada iska dhaafa. Yaakhey Dabshid, ma ogid miyaa, maryooleyda qaarkood markii spotlight-ka la saaro ayee sidii barranbarro nal lagu shiddey oo kale u dhuuntaan ... laakiin waxaan ka rajo qabaa mid geesiyad ah iney ii soo baxdo mar dhaw p.s Gentlemen form an orderly que. Meeshaan anaa ku dab shidanayo, move along...there are no crumbs for you to nibble on here.
  16. ^^^ Dhoolo tuska raqiiska ah yaree saaxiib: Kashafa has succeeded in bringing to our attention the abject hypocrisy of yesterday's anti-Ethiopia camp, which you were very prominent amongst, Mr Juje. Most of us agree now, that the opposition to the former TFG leadership was solely based on a very myopic clan allegiance-- which to be sure has NOW turned out to be very improvident on your part. I'm rapt with the dilemma you face, now that the Xabasha are back on Somali soil, and you now have to wiggle out of the predicament of being the ones who gave them the blessings to do so.
  17. Make yourself known..I need a new target to ease my boredom.
  18. ^^^ Nonsense. You mean to tell us, these folks just fell out of the sky? What do you mean, "they have no land"? :mad: I cannot stand false generalization of a group of people, whoever they maybe. Saaxiib, the opinions of the above poster do not and will NEVER not reflect the collective views of the so-called people who only "wanna suck and live on other people's lands" because, such people only exist in your head.
  19. ^^^ Guriceel website or not, I will humor the aforementioned drivel... 1-In dowladda dhexe ay ka tanaasusho magaca MINIMADA QARAN iyo SHAREECADA ISLAAMKA ee ay sheegtay iney wadanka ku dhaqeyso, ayna ku ekaato FIDARAALKA KUMEEL GAARKA AH. Call it what you will, but Federalism is the ONLY logical compromise that will allow the Puntland government to work with the so-called TFG of Xamar. 2-In dhaqaale kasta oo dowladda dhexe ka soo gala gudaha iyo dibeddaba boqolkiiba xisaab leysla garto lagu soo wareejiyo maamul goboleedka Puntland. Yes. Sharif ought-ta pay Puntland it's fair share of the monies, he has received in the name of the Somali people. Mise, like our resident naysayers would have us believe-- Puntlanders are to be considered a lost ancient tribe from china??? 3-In lacagaha uu caalamku ugu tala-galay la dagaalanka burcad badeeda ay dowladda dhexe u saxiixdo maamul goboleedka Puntland oo gebi ahaanteedba lagu soo wareejiyo Maamulkooda. Yes, once again. The criminal pirates mainly operate on the Puntland coastline. So, it's only sensible that funds allocated for the fight against piracy go to the Puntland authorities to help them do this job properly. 4-In Wafdi kasta oo ay dowladda dhexe shirarka caalamka u dirsaneyso lagu daro shaqsi ka socda Puntland, si ay wax uga ogaadaan dhaqdhaqaaqa dowladda dhexe. Alla wuxu caaqsana? What on earth makes you think we will work with a central government that will NOT include Puntlanders? Silly child! 5-In Raysal wasaare Cumar Cabdirashiid uu arrimaha Masuuliyiinta Puntland ee ku jira dowladda dhexe iyo gobollada Puntlandba uga dambeeyo Mr. Faroole. This is a no brainer aswell. Anyone claiming to represent the Puntland people must have the mandate of the people and their leaders(in this case, President Faroole) 6-In deeqaha waxbarashada ee ay dowladda dhexe ka hesho caalamka iyo Saraakiisha ciidan ee dibedaha loo dirayaba 40% la siiyo Puntland. As the Iron Duke has always said..."Puntland is atleast 1/3 of Somalia". Ergo, after all the mathematical equations get sorted out, that equates approximately to 40% or so, of the budget must come to us. So like Caesar, give to Puntland, what belongs to Puntland.
  20. ^^^ Puntland will ONLY submit to the jurisdiction of a Somali national authority which explicitly promulgates a federal system of governance. Anything else will be considered a nonstarter by the Puntland populous.