^^^ You are not being constructive, AO. You're sidestepping the real topic here, which is the problems in the parliament hall in Hargaysa. If you want to discuss the "filth" of some of the posters here,or for that matter-- the posters themselves; then by all means, start a new discussion and give us a chance to contribute to that topic. But for now, please contribute your $0.02 on the topic at hand! With SPECIFICS please.

^^^ You forgot, Banadirland , which I believe is in the works...LOL! Yes saaxiib, it's all about the bottom up approach and federalism. Everyone must concentrate on the betterment of his own locale. And insha Allah, once politically viable and economical sustainable states emerge, then only will the Somali Republic rise again.

Originally posted by AfricaOwn: The garowe boys are having a ball hearing these latest news from Somaliland I hope that you're not all disappointed at the end of all Originally posted by AfricaOwn: ^^^ Tigrays>>>>Your forefathers...now get lost son. Every reply you post here is just an attack and name-calling. It's like you're too lazy to talk about anything constructive. You don't need to get defensive here, AO? There is some serious drama unfolding in Hargaysa... now, blaming the so-called Garowe boys won't aid your insecurities one bit. Don't play along, AO, it's an insult to any sense of intelligence you think you might have. Just own up, and admit you are having a serious problem with this dictator who is becoming way outta control and is fast becoming a major threat to your stability. This is the honorable thing to do, AO.

To Geel_Jire: Describe, precisely, what Ina_Gaweto does that annoys you. Please be very specific, because half these nitwits don't even know, but they post the same nonsense. What's so bad about people trumping up the successes of Puntland? What irritates you about being told the truth about how crappy the rest of Somalia really is? So, one-up me with some REAL FACTS for a change, Geel_jire...

^^^ But it's all they have, bro. They cannot argue anything based on evidence, so they have to resort to childish threats and nonsensical replies.

Gentlemen, puke on this.... ******/********/*** *******/***** It was a hot, miserable, typical Hargaysa summer day as always, and JB woke up from his marqaan-induced slumber, when he heard the latest news coming out of Parliament today. "Damn Riyaale!" he grunted to himself, as he stumbled through the tiny marfish he's been calling home for the last decade, for some clothes to wear. When Jacaylbaro finally got done rounding up a pink macawis and a matching shirt that didn’t have too many holes on it, he stumbled out of his room, that smelled like crap 99.9% of the time, and went to sit on a dirrin under a tree, just outside the marfish. He was greeted by a gentleman by the name of Gaashaanle, who was also the owner of the marfish. Mr Gaashaanle brought JB his usual plates of laxoox & suqaar.(The marfish also doubled as a bed n breakfast sometimes)...So anyways, as JB was eating his breakfast, the Gaashaanle asked him "so JB, when do you think that bloody Riyaale guy will go back to that hell hole he came from(Boorame)?" JB almost choked on his food as the word "Riyaale" and "leave office" slipped out of this guys lips, because they were such evil and bad words to him, because he "loved"(feared) the good leader so much, that it offended for some to want him to step down. "jaw!" he replied. "He's only been president not too longr, besides if we protest he might jail us all". "Damn it, JB! This guy is taking advantage of us, Somalilanders. I mean seriously we need to get tough on him, and we must insist he respect our nascent democracy here, okay?" the owner explained. "besides, this will make us the laughing stock of all of Somalis, if we let this guy mug us again" JB snorted in reply "yeah, but he's so fearless and he says he will lock us all up in jail, and torture us and abuse our women and all kinds of bad things which I can't take...remember, the guy is an ex NSS" Just then, the Gaashaanle got up, looked him in the eye and screamed "YOU EFFING COWARD, I FOUGHT FOR THE SNM TO LIBERATE THIS COUNTRY FROM SAID BARRE, AND AM NOT GONNA WATCH IT SLIDE BACK INTO SUBMISSION BECAUSE OF SAID'S HENCHMAN RIYAALE, ESPECIALLY NOW THAT OUR RECOGNITION IS SO DAMN CLOSE!!!! ARE WE EFFING CLEAR?" JB whimpered in his seat, pissed his macawis out of fear, and whimpered, "dee waa runtaa, ninka waan inaan iska celino". To be continued...

^^^ LOL@ just read my signature. JB, it is rumored on SOL that excessive chewing of the mild stimulant Catha Edulis has slightly undermined your mental health status with allegations of you being drug addicted. What's the truth to that? p.s 10 bucks says, suxuurta, marduuf baad ku sugtaa! LOL...Ramadan Kariim saaxiib.

^^^ Humor me! What do you think I'm talking about?

^^^ "Majority there"??? Try to be coherent for once in your life JB. What on earth are you talking about?

^^^ Don't worry cousin: You would never be considered to be part of any majority of anything. Now... how goes the mugging in Hargaysa?

^^^ Woow. It looks like Rudy has gone off the rails, AGAIN! Saaxiib calm down!

^^^ Hey Maskiin Ilaah, what are you talking 'bout sxb? I guess you aint 'man' enough to engage folks directly, but you ungraciously opt instead for simplistic vilification and invective against your fellow nomads. How sad! As Puntlanders, it is a God given right to celebrate the political successes of our homeland. Now if that wounds you enough to proclaim uninformatively that it will "lower the quality and integrity"(lol) of this site, then you my friend have a lot of issues that you need to seek medical attention for. MMA, sir, you are an incredibly vapid man who has no business moderating anything on this site.As always, your biases are nicely showcased in this thread. What was meant to be some sort of bombshell revelation, that Ina_Gaweto and I, are abject trolls only propagates your scandalous hypocrisy in trying to ridicule us good and true gentlemen. But more power to you, 'cuz at this point MMA, you've become such a laughingstock on SOL that the majority of nomads don't pay you no mind. So, I think I can speak for my friend here, when I say that MMA... YOU DON'T SCARE US. So get a life, aight!

^^^ Caawa tacsi baa u taalo, reer Shankaroon! Not a peep from them, so far. Riyaale, being a self-serving, fear-mongering, **** thrasher has always struck me as a guy full of bluster and cheap talk as he always tried to appeal primarily to the simpletons he reigned over. But I hadn't thought he really had it in him to pull this latest stunt on them like he has just done! Haha! I'm looking forward to the **** next move. [ August 30, 2009, 01:58 AM: Message edited by: Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar ]

^^^ hmmm, very interesting, but I can't say I'm surprised!

^^^ I couldn’t agree with you more. Puntland represents absolute horumar. Unlike those other primitive Somalis in the rest of the country, Puntland is relatively terrorist free, warlord free, and free from abject poverty. Puntlanders are the most intelligent people in Somalia and every progress in Somalia is made by a Puntlander . There is no religious deviancy in Puntland, which is why the grand munaafiqs of Al Shabaab have no support base. There aren't any tribal prejudices, because all Somalis are welcome and thrive peacefully in Puntland. While other parts of Somalia get tonnes of food aid every year, the Puntland economy is capable of sustaining its own citizenry. For instance, the Puntland Livestock Industry's trade with the middle east alone, contributes to the wealth of thousands of Somalis everywhere. That my friends is horumar!

^^^ That fella looks a lot like the crackhead on HBO's The Wire...

^^^ People living in fear will believe ANYTHING which justifies their fear or presumably offers them salvation from it. Yes Juje, Puntland is in Singapore. :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Somali09: Lastly, to "Mr Somalia" - you stoning me to death or roasting me in a slow fire is a perfect example the "All Merciful and Compassionate". Exhibit A, you've gone off the effing deep end here. And just how do I personally relate to being "All Merciful and Compassionate". How did you come up with such a raving conclusion? Okay Exhibit A-- I'll play along... First of all, most "smart" atheists would never call themselves atheists. They would rather call themselves agnostics. Because you can never authenticate a negative without knowing all the facts. For instance, you cannot say that you KNOW that there is no God, because you don't have perpetual access to ALL the truth at anyone given moment. Hence, it is entirely possible for me to prove, that there is indeed a CREATOR GOD. And that's why, most hell bound non-believers refer to themselves as agnostic instead. Secondly, Exhibit A - you truly are a corny infidel! I mean, seriously... here's the crap you believe in, or something similar to this: In the beginning there was noooooooo beginning! There was noooooothing. And nooooothing happened because nooooothing was there. Then *BAAAAAAANG*, *BOOOOOM*, *KABOOOM* and for no reason at all, noooooooothing became SOOOOMETHING, and then EXPLOSIONS EVEYWHERE with most splendor and potency than anyone in all of this "SOOOOMETHING" could have ever imagined or conceive of since then. You following me so far...? Then oddly enough, this strange new "SOOOOMETHING", for no apparent reason at all, became "tiny self replicating atoms of protein". Total coincidence, okay! Whoooooaaaaaaaaa! And then it turned into a TADPOLE(tiny lil frog) AND THEN DINOSAURS ROAMED THE EARTH FOR MILLENIA!!! AND THEN CAME APES!!! AND THEN PEOPLE!! And then it became...... SOMALIS POSTING ON SOMALIAONLINE!!! And THAT, Senor Exhibit A, is as much a fairy tale as any lousy creationist would have us believe. So welcome on board saaxiib! I got ISLAM for a religion and you, on the other hand, have a nutty fairy tale for a religion. Now slowly step away from that crack pipe!

This one goes out to my homey, Ina_Gaweto: The amazing star of the east. I need you to wither their hate, for it cannot wither you, nor will their collective drivel stale your infinite grasp of Somali history. With just one post, you single-handedly demolished 'their' Sayyid's pretensions, of being the savior of the Somali people. Of course, I agree with you, the primitive Sayyid was merely a brigand warrior capable of simplistic poetic oratory, but that's another story altogether. Facts to these folks mean nothing. They ALL hold emotionally charged beliefs against anything related to Puntland, and quite honestly I should not hold it against them, for they merely are nothing but simpletons at best. For whatever reason, they operate in this forum and in real life on the assumption that regardless of the facts, their nonsensical beliefs of the "horrible" Puntlanders must be affirmed at all cost. Their primal brains have become so polarized and fear based, that the Puntlanders who, out of brotherly love, try to reach across to these bedlamites of anarchy, must pretend to succumb to such falsehoods-- and that is, in my opinion, pure rubbish! Puntlanders will get tough on all those who oppose the progress of the state and Somalia at large... and so kudos to you Mr. Gaweto for a job well done. :cool:

Somali09, from now onwards I'll refer to you as exhibit A. And if I were your( Thank Allah, I'm not)--I'd be concerned because our religion says you should be stoned to death. Personally, my preferred method of dealing with you involves roasting.....over a slow fire. Now, get you sorry a$$, outta here!

Taken at face value, Ina_Gaweto's statements are, of course, preposterous. On the other hand, it could be argued (and probably should) that the damage done to anarchyland by the Xabasha represented a well orchestrated clan cleansing by Cabdullahi Yuusuf, with far more death and destruction than anything Isbaaro Inc and Mo'oryaan Limited could ever pull off. Now, the problem with this argument is that it is totally false. Of course, Ina_Gaweto is only playing devil's advocate here and most of his co posters are too dumb to figure that out. What we should REALLY take away from this thread is that, in fact, Cabdullahi represented a very small threat to Isbaaro inc. I have actually made the argument before that the so called mayhem unleashed during the Legend's tenure will never come close to the 20 year old self inflicted carnage of the famous M-Society. That was also true of the clan based mafia courts and the Shabaab devils. True enough, these murdering brutes have been the cause, and still are to this day, of the deaths of thousands of innocent Somalis, and in fact, the death toll from their barbarism is probably higher than anything Cabdulahi and his forces could have ever caused. Funny how the anarchists used to cry foul about Cabdullahi's use of Ethiopians, but NOW-- it is THEY who are using Ethiopians against their own people in anarchyland!!! He definitely inspired the dumb Sharif and his minions, more than anyone could have thought. But all in all... one could make an argument that Ina_Gaweto's statement is true, but it's really a silly statement.

^^^ Ahhh yes, once again a typical secessionist is hard at work, doing his best, not to face reality, but trying to run as far away from the truth, as possible. By the way, xaaji, in case you haven't recieved the latest memo from General Morgan's old villa-- Riyaale aint planning on going anywhere. He has seen the light of a lifelong dictatorship at the end of the long, dark Shankaroon tunnel-- and he wants to get in even deeper. But like everything else with the mugged ones, when things aren't going their way, all you can do is lament and gnash your teeth. Rip apart your clothes in anger, and hurl invective at Riyaale-- but he aint paying no mind to your claptrap and rants. Lol...It must be pathetic, being a Shankarooni living in La La Land.

Ina_Gaweto rageedi weeye walaahi...citizens of Ethiopian Somaliland, a.k.a killilka 5 are frosting from the mouth. Personally, am enjoying this history lesson. Marka Professor Gaweto, casharada taariikhiga ah inoo wad.

To Ina_Gaweto: These guys seem to think with the infinite wisdom of the hive mind which only wants to refute evidence that 'might' make Puntland look the wiser of all Somalis, but the only thing they'll achieve is continue to live in the denial and anarchy they are currently enjoying as we speak... We are in a new millennium saaxiibyaal. Try dealing with the anarchy of your regions instead of dwelling in the past. Puntland was great back then, and is still great today!

Dave or no Dave, a genius like yourself should know that revisionism will not work with Somalis at all. Clearly you need something to do in your obvious excess of leisure time. Try picking the trash on the streets of Hargaysa -- it enriches the soul.