Originally posted by Abwaan: JB...are you saying killing each other is ok in Hargeysa as long as the death toll does not exceed Mogadisho's? ^^^ He is not serious is he? if he's really that brain-dead he deserves to be shot. How can I make a donation to Riyaale's presidential guard that will be involved?

Originally posted by General Duke: ^^ Marx: Kindly annotate this one for us, would you?

^^^ So the 'qabiil' factor is cause of the current ills of the secessionist enclave upnorth? Good grief, this has got to be one of the single most idiotic things I've ever heard anybody say! I'm surprised to ever hear something so asinine - even here on somaliaonline where secessionists are known for being not too smart. No wonder you're an utter laughing-stock! And that's precisely why Riyaale is taking advantage of you guys. Ha ha ha...You make me laugh! Just remember that I'm laughing at you, not with you.

Originally posted by Poker: ^^Why do you care about the population of the "North West? Like I said OUR internal issues will be RESOLVED one way or another. Us, SOMALILANDERS, have our own way of dealing with adversity. I know you loudmouthed secessionists live in a dreamland and think you can actually wish away the genuine concerns fellow Somalis have for their brethren in Hargaysa, but braying aimlessly about so-called 'internal affairs' wont stop us from being worried about the suffering of our Somali brother and sisters. So, Poker, I urge you to AT LEAST give me the benefit of doubt and accept that, I do indeed care about the sad plight facing the north west. Now if war breaks out, Hargaysa will simply become another Xamar and that just unbearable. In my opinion, the best strategy against Riyaale is peaceful resistance.

^^^ ...phew that was refreshing!!! Lighten up Red Sea, If Puntlanders, like you say, engage in simplistic politics, you ought to be able to handle Riyaale using your refined politics up in the secessionist enclave. Don't you think? Acting as the scared doomsayer doesn't really speak well for a member of la-la land. Or does it?

^^^ It would possibly help your trite little anecdote; if you could do it a little more articulately than "my Aabo...!" Now move along! If we need your jaundiced reminisces and pointless interruptions again, we'll call you. OK?

Originally posted by Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiy aar: I like the semantics. I like the choice of words. One, the then prime minister, is a "failure." The other, the current prime minister, is "under attack" now. What made the 180 degree change of choice of words? Hmm... Wax cusub ma'aha laakiin. The usual suspect wax walba waa laga filan karaa. ^^^ Fatuous rhetoric, chest thumping drivel and self delusion. I've noticed your propensity to make snide remarks without either backing them up with a rational and considered response or staying around long enough to confront a dispute. Another little loud mouthed nobody trying to score cheap points. Doesn't Libaax_sankataabte have some sort of a Witless Protection Program for SOL? I suggest you get on it, pronto.

^^^ The Djibouti President is a greedy bast*rd. I heard even the so-called Somali troops he is training in Djibouti on behalf of the TFG are, in fact, Djiboutian citizens. It's just a gimmick to steal monies in the name of Somalia and the UN is complicit in the matter. I can't say I'm surprised that the two Sharifs are totally blinded by such obvious cupidity; but the prime minister should hold his ground and fight tooth and nail, to ensure the Navy base ends up in Somalia. Period!

^^^ AO, you disrespect your family honor with this little tirade on SOL - be respectful of life at this time of mourning in Hargaysa and use your energy wisely. Do not attempt to cover your sorrow with anger. Cry and wail it out and then move forward as a guardian of your enclave's cause. :cool:

LFMO @ 'Triumphant Mujahideen'. Who said brainwashing isn't effective on the mentally handicapped...

Here we go again...

To Dalmar and AfricaOwn: Are you two a couple? Quit this rubbish bickering! :mad:

^^^ Another good question also would be...where on earth is the grand drivel merchant, who used to go by the name, Oodweyn?? The whole argument about la-la landers being democratic has been done in, and no one really takes it seriously because it's an obvious and crushing hypocrisy.

Originally posted by AfricaOwn: ^^ You're not of my people. Don't worry about "Shanroon's" cause. I wasn't worried about your dead ministers. ^^^ AO, I'm rather busy with grieving for the dead people in Hargaysa at the moment...but hold that thought and I'll return at a later time to explain how utterly foolish that statement is.

^^^ I take it you, Poker, have the thought in your head that you are an 'intelligent' marfishlander, OK. I'd be interested in having you explain how you arrived at this rather hopeful conclusion. Is it me, or are you just simply so out of touch with reality to understand the serious madness Riyaale has unleashed upon the population of the northwest? I'll give you the benefit of the doubt at this point inasmuch as you seem to be a little wide-eyed in astonishment and terror, concerning the violence unfolding in Hargaysa today. Saaxiib, this guy won't leave quietly nor quickly. Marka, care to explain to us, how he will be removed without affecting the relative peace Shankaroonis enjoy? Remember, becoming another Xamar is not an option...

^^^ Don't worry, AO. I will mourn with you instead. Today, shankaroon's cause is my cause.

All jokes and ictiraaf aside, this latest development is very sad. It is in no ones interest that violence flare up in that part of Somalia. Riyaale's greed for power, puts the population in a difficult situation. He understands that the people cherish the relative peace they so painstakingly nurtured all these years, and is thus, taking advantage of them by threatening disorder and conflict as the ONLY alternative, if they decide to resist his rule. In my opinion, the people's best hope lies in non-violence along the lines of Gandhi or Martin Luther King. This way, they will be able yo protect the peace and at the same time make life miserable for the dictator.

^^^ You know, the Marfishlander deserves enormous credit for being loyal to his silly troglodytes den up north. And so, it's understandable for him to reserve his most vociferous, if not ineffectual, diatribe for Mogadishu and its role as the national capital. That is to say his rambunctiousness and envy of war torn Xamar taking the leading role in Somali affairs ALWAYS, whilst his Hargaysa enclave further fades into obscurity and dictatoship. And which, as always, makes him hypocritical.

^^^ Spew...!! But nonetheless-- that was great Comic relief...

LOL... "We fought bravely and liberated our country... We are an independent country... We are called Somaliland... We are democratic..." Ha ha ha... eat dirt silly secessionist troglodytes. This is NOW Riyaale country. Tell me...how does Riyaaleland sound??

Originally posted by SCORPION_SISTA: I have seen a Somali dude wearing that PIMP outfit, actually it was purple too, can't remember if it was a wedding or Eid day. ^^^ Yep-- This Eid is ALL about Stacy Adams(a.k.a da pimp suit). Be honest, which one looks better?? This one... or this one...

CUSTOMER SERVICE CALL ... "WordPerfect computer assistance; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." "What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." "Went away?" "They disappeared." "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" "Nothing." "Nothing?" "It's blank, it won't accept anything when I type." "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?" "How do I tell?" "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?" "What's a sea-prompt?" "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?" "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type." "Does your monitor have a power indicator?" "What's a monitor?" "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?" "I don't know." "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?" "Yes, I think so." "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plug! ged into the wal l." "Yes, it is." "When you were behi nd the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?" "No." "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable." "Okay, here it is." "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer." "I can't reach." "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?" "No." "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?" "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's because it's dark." "Dark?" "Yes, the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window." "Well, turn on the office light then." "I can't." "No? Why not?" "Because there's a power failure." "A power... A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?" "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet." "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from." "Really? Is it that bad?" "Yes, I'm afraid it is." "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?" "Tell them you're too f............. stup1d to own a computer." ****************** ******************** * This has got to be one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. If this really did happen, I think that customer service rep should have been promoted, not fired.

Originally posted by Abwaan: Mayee waa islaan haruub wadata...Mr. Right, but I said it better...

^^^ Cajiib...Inleyn abwaan waa gabar yar oo cadaan ah! Maalin walba odey Soomaali ah inaan la shaxeyno ayaan moodeyey...

^^^ Excellent question, Mr Duke! That niqab wearing twat who heads Al Shabab, just needs to shut up because he is simply regurgitating bullsh1t. Every country in the world has refugees, and Somalia is no exception. Heck, even Zanzibaris are running to Somalia for refuge.