^^ *hatu*, Oo hada ma asxaabulqubuur-nimadeyda baad ku qosolshey miyaa? Psst, just between the two of us...don't encourage Juje too much or else he just might convince himself that he has a future in stand up comedy.

^^ Yeah I know... Secessionists are good comic relief.

Originally posted by Juje: quote: Originally posted by Mr. Somalia: Seriously Juje - you have been digging your own grave for about 20 years now. Yep! I dug yours first though and buried you alive. ^^ I think maybe you're bored and should go outside and enjoy your Saturday. Call Xamar and inquire about the latest casualties and forget about trying to sound funny. Take a mental health day.

^^ A devout disciple of the art of mo'oryaanimo such as yourself, should never speak of what is xaaraan and what is not. Now... do us all a favor and go find us an Amin Amir cartoon depicting a couple of shell shocked and bloodied M-society folks! Seriously Juje- you have been digging your own grave for about 20 years now. Have you even considered stopping ?

^^ War anaku xaaraan quutayal manihin ee Gaalkacyo akteeda yeysan usoo dhawaan! Anigu waxaan aaminsanahay, UN-tu enay tahay tuugo aan barako laheyn oo ah shar Soomalida losoo diray.

Originally posted by -MARX-: Marfashlanders have more compassion for the plight of southerners... ^^ You couldn't be more comedic if you tried, hypocrite.

Hypocritical words from Marx, the secessionist traitor, who blames the south for all his enclaves misfortunes. Step up your game, you miserable excuse for a human being.

The fact you'd even entertain the idea I'd break with tradition by letting your treacherous soul agree with me over anything, indicates excessive qhaat consumption has rotted your brain. p.s I heard about your meltdown in the pm you sent to the admin whining about me. It seems my job is done. I own your lot on SOL, old man!

^^^ So, we are to take your word that Buubaa was bribed to attend this meeting in Nairobi? Huh? Dude, you need to quit becoming easily unhinged over nothing. We all know what sickens you the most here. It is that Mighty Bluugle flying proud and high in the pictured hall. Love or hate it, Oodweyn, the sons of Sool remain, as always, proud sons of Mother Somalia. And that, my secessionist traitor, is what truly matters at the end of the day. Everything else remains, to some degree, irrelevant!

^^ Interesting title... So who are these 'cannibals' you speak of?

“Peace is not the absence of conflict, but the presence of justice.” - Martin Luther King

Originally posted by Oodweyne: Again, dear lad , you see, it's one thing that the helpless and clueless folks of SOL , to fall for that line of the “mugged ones” and what have you; but, you, dear lad , ought to know better. For you do know, that, if shove come to shovel, then, at least in the old traditional Somali setting, the likes of Mr. D. Rayale is essentially a “respected and honourable guest” . Hence, he is no position to think himself that of which you accused of him to be, much less to even, conduct himself in that way. For he shan't get even one day under his belt, were he to even come across in that manner, before, he will see the “writings on the wall” ( as it were ). But, it seems to me, that, when, you run out of arguments, then, you could always settled for that cheap-line of nonsensical argument of yours. Since, you even know, in your heart-of-heart, that in the “clannish Somali context” , no such thing without force to back you up ( in the clannish dimension of that word ) could ever exist, in any where of the Somali peninsula. And, most definitely, Mr. D. Rayale does not have that sort of power in Somaliland other than be at the mercy of those who has elected him, indeed. ^^^ Oodweyne, sir, don't you ever get bored trying to sound eloquent every time you post such hallucinatory tripe? Seriously, you're simply reinforcing the stereotype that the mugged ones have become adept at denying reality. Yes, we are supposed to believe, Riyaale is only a ""respected and honorable guest" in Hargaysa; Sure he is in "no position" to call himself a dictator; And definitely he will be shown "the writing on the wall" when the clan becomes ready. Ahem, yeah...Riyaale's power is all "at the mercy of the clan". Yep we are supposed to believe you, right? We're supposed to your word for it, right? Saaxiib, I say...WHEN PIGS FLY AMIGO! Oodka, you should be ashamed, if you have any shame, that is.

^^ LOL... That cat, the Swahili proverb describes on this thread, should be ashamed of itself, posting so much pretentious claptrap without the slightest basis in reality, yet somehow it isn't.

^^ LOL...Maxey is xoreyn-karaan? Illahay baa wuxuu ku habsiyey nin Riyaale la dhaho oo shiidh kooda ka bowdeyee. They underestimated his mettle big time and now they are paying for it. The guy has reached the highest position of power in their enclave and got rich and powerful off their collective misery. He has achieved the level of a Dictator without much effort. If he was as dumb as they are, no way would he be able to pull that off. Marka, Jamaal, don't pay no mind to their denial of their tedious fate. Geed hoostis ayee Riyaale ugu wada xiranyihiinee, sidii arri rabaayad ah!

Originally posted by AfricaOwn: ^^ Chill, you're mad lol. Hopefully you don't act up like this in person. You will get killed over this, and dudes will treat your gravesite like a urinal, and youtube your funeral. ^^^ Ooooohh...that makes me shake in my bones, AO. If you're going to use an unlikely cyber threat against me, you should at least make it seem believable. No wonder you overcompensate to such a flamboyant degree.

^^ As usual, I do not understand what you are on about. Resist replying to threads if you do not even have the decency to construct a single cogent paragraph of a reply.

To Xudeedi: Thanks for the intriguing history lesson saaxiib. But I can't say I'm surprised. Secessionists, for the most part, are full of bluster and no substance. The fore-bearers of the current stock of rabid secessionists running around here, were in the past, an inconsequential lot in Somalia, whilst great sultanates and kingdoms thrived through out the rest of Somalia. During the partition of Africa by European colonialists, the secessionists welcomed these foreign occupiers with open arms and sought protection, in return for polishing British ***** and boots. But when the colonialists were finally kicked out, they returned to their inconsequential roots and once again became dutiful subordinates of the Somali National Government. After the national government fell in '90s, they once again became cocky and decided to take advantage of the setbacks to the Somali Republic caused by the civil war, by revamping their traitorous desires to kiss up to the former colonialists, in the hopes that they would be recognized as an independent state. This blatant a$$ kissing isn't paying off, because the Europeans are not crazy enough to see a breakup of a sovereign country, when they themselves are uniting their respective countries into one nation. And finally, to make matters worse for the traitors, a proud son of Somalia resurfaced and has shown his true patriotic colors in Hargaysa. He recently b1tchslapped all his secessionist rivals in the northern provinces into submission and has effectively, single handedly, returned them ALL back to their dutiful and inconsequential status. Marka, as you can see, they've been reduced to nothing but whining and complaining about everything and anything that does not concern them, in the hopes that it just might distract them from their own pitiful existence in the affairs of modern day Somalia. Personally, I believe that these folks ina xag Rabi laga heesto. Otherwise it is hard to explain why their eternal and never-ending failure in every treachery they pursue.

Flippin' juvenile morons... They could have poked fun at the deviants all they like, but they should not have recited the Holy Qu'ran in such a mock fashion.

^^ Yeah, northerners have a cool and funny accent, but to be frank, they've corrupted the Somali language. p.s It is imperative to distinguish the good, brotherly Somalis of the north who are a majority up there from the dirty little secessionists.

Originally posted by me: Who are the true leaders of these people according to you? quote: Sure, some of them may want to go their separate way from Puntland, but this will only be allowed through a referendum in the future. Who will allow it ? Remember it's the secessionist militia that are in the region now, Puntland has nothing to allow. Puntland is an spectator, a loudmouthed one of course. But one who is in no position to allow or disallow anything. On contraire mademoiselle: Puntland, or rather, the authorities of Puntland are not spectators as you say, but have been working very hard trying to solve this Sool issue peaceably. After-all, it is not in Puntland's interest to unleash warfare in the midst our citizenry in Las Canood. Now I realize the pursuit of such peaceful channels to obtain our goals in SSC are yet to bear fruit, and the secessionist dullards want to use this issue as a distraction from the real issue(Officer Riyaale) oppressing their people, which in turn has made some Puntlanders frustrated with the slow inertia of it all, but that does not mean our objectives aren't noble. We want to minimize unnecessary bloodshed of our people at all cost. Now back up to your first inquiry. The leadership of SSC provinces of Puntland resides in Garowe, just like the leadership of Bari, Nugaal and Mudug reside in Garowe. Now take you divisive imagination elsewhere!

^^^ And I'm supposed to take your word for it, right? You ignoramus! All Waqooyi Galbeed people are Somali. So why on earth, would they view themselves as Nazis? Do you even know what a Nazi is? If you don't know, I'm always here to educate the uneducated. Anymore questions?

^^ Nonsense. The leadership you are referring to are not the true leaders of these people and do not speak for the people at large. And stop trying to make a mountain out of an ant hill here. These people are very anti-secessionist, and this is what matters the most. Sure, some of them may want to go their separate way from Puntland, but this will only be allowed through a referendum in the future. But in the meantime, the number-ONE priority(which they unanimously all agreed upon in Nairobi) is to kick out the secessionist scum off their lands back to their marfash cesspool whence they crawled from. And in this, their kinsmen everywhere in Somalia, not only in Puntland, are gonna be much obliged to help. After-all the unity of Mother Somalia is OUR number-ONE priority.

^^ Only if you knew the will of the majority of the people of SSC which is to be part and parcel of the Puntland State of Somalia. And that, of course, could be part of your problem.

^^ President Cade is a real man! You will need solid proof to accuse Cade of piracy. So GROW UP!

I like Waqooyi Galbeed people better than the troublesome Somalis in the rest of the country. They mind their own business and do not perpetuate the Somali civil war like some folks I know. Most of them are proud Somalis who oppose secessionism wholeheartedly. They know a lot about Somali culture and music, and are generally decent people.