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Nice thread, Abdi! Keep the photos coming.

Xudeedi, how goes the clan rivalry in the Galgala hills, bro?

Horta labadii Shariif ma heshiiyeen?

LOL @ disclaimer! ha ha ha

^ LOL.

^ Did I touch a raw nerve, my dear Ethiopian cousin? ha ha ha

The Zack;685649 wrote: Duke is stating the truth when he said Somalilanders have very few number of their community in the US. Just like in Somalia, there aren't that many Khaldaanis in this country. However, Somalina has a point and Duke is dead wrong on claiming Puntlanders are the majority here. If anyone argues about those facts, I will come back and kick their *** with figures and official data. LOL. Zack, I hope you don't plan on considering the Ethiopian caanobooreyaal of San Diego in your "official data"! lol The issue at hand here is, are there more Puntlanders than there are marfashlanders in the US of A? And it is without any doubt that Puntlanders are more numerous. So if you have figures that are contrary to that, then bring them forth!

^ LOL...

^ They are only mad because not enough canbuulo was sold at the Garowe stadium where the tournament was held. Maybe next year when the tournament is held again, we will be better stocked. In the meantime, we just gonna have to put up with qarastooda!

^ LOL May I suggest a little self-immolation for the young man-- it will solve most of his problems, especially the debilitating envy he is suffering from.

^ Ngonge--I won't waste time indulging your nonsense; however, I will delight in wasting time pointing out what a joke you are. Even though an elderly man such as yourselves should know his own mother-tongue(talk about being thick, eh!) without any excuses, it is still never too late to learn...And NO! wax fahan and dee naga daaya will not suffice.

^ Paranoia getting to ya?

^ And so this, I assume, contrasts with you, who's ancestor's evident habarhood was confirmed and fully certified by the late Sayyid, eh? Ayoub, historical facts are SUCH pesky and annoying little things, aren't they?

^ lol... N.O.R.F;685445 wrote: This is getting silly now. Waar ma maraakiib baa la waayay? I am sorry your feelings are getting frustrated, Norf, but you gonna have to do better than that hombre. Marfashland's sordid collusion with Al Shabab has been confirmed, and there shall be a day of reckoning very soon. Methinks, it's time you invested in another fighter jet made out of cardboard, to erect in the center of Burco....ha ha ha!

^ Kontan jir aan weli af soomaliga baran baa tahay ee bal luqada isku day inaad saxdid. What the buck is, "war ka dhix bax"?

That marfashland minister is sputtering and throwing off sparks and shouting, "We are not terrorists.......we are not terrorists......" simply because he now knows the world is slowly waking up to the truth and that the days of practicing their underhanded knavery-- and collusion with the terrorists wreaking havoc in Somalia-- is numbered. I don't know about you guys, but I believe it's time Puntland helped the people in the south by neutralizing Al Shabab's support in the marfashes of the Hargaysa-Burco clan enclave--preferably, by means of wholesome fumigation! This will definitely ensure Al Shabab's defeat in the south by the faltering TFG, and eventually hasten the restoration of peace and stability to the south of the country..

^ Stuff iyo mijin qaad-ah!

^ Alleeylahe, maanta ayaa xigmad inaad leedahay na tustay. Good job!

Sayid Maxamed iyo Soomaalidii ka soo Horjeeday keeba Gardaraa W.Q. Axmed F. Cali "Idaajaa" Ingiriiska iyo Soomaalidii uu ku adeegan jirey ee uu dagaalka Sayidka u soo kaxaysatay waxay in badan ku eedeeyeen inuu wadaadku dhiigyacab ahaa oo aan sokeeye iyo shisheeye u kala soocnayn. Ilaa maantana waxaa la helayaa dad badan oo soomaali ah oo ay weli maskaxdooda ku dambayso raadkii dacaayadda shisheeyaha iyo wadaaddadii Soomaalida ahaa ee sida tooska ah Sayidka ula muransanaa. Maamulkii gumeysiga iyo Soomaalidii ay isbahaysteeni markay eedda caynkaas ah Sayidka iyo Daraawiishta saarayeen ma xusi jirin duullaammadii iyo weerarradii colka iyo gaadahaba lahaa ee madax iyo minjo toona aan loo kala sooci jirin, xarumaha Daraawiishtana lagu soo qaadi jirey. Ma ay xusi jirin raggii talada Sayidka la wadey ee maagga iyo sida gardarrada ah Fardhiddin iyo Jidbaale xabbadda loogu leefsiiyey, mana xusi jirin wixii ay xoolo dhaqeen ee Ingiriiska iyo dadkii ay wada socdeeni ay dhaca kula meeri jireen. Ma ay xusi jirin inta jeer ee ay Sayid Maxamed kaga oohiyeen, markay dhegta dhiigga u dareen boqollaal nin-door wada ah oo ay daraawiishi ku dhisnayd. Bal si ka-fiirsi leh u akhri meerisyadan kugu qasbaya inaad Sayidka la oydo oo aad dhankiisa ka soo jeesato: * Eebbow geyiga oo dhan waa nalaga guulaaye * Waa noo gedleeyaan dadkii gaalada ahaaye * Eebbow Giriig kolay ku tahay nala gamuunneeye! * Go'na lagama qaadine dulmay nagu gelaayaane * Gabbaad kale hadday noo helaan waa gam'i lahayne * Eebbow waxay nagu gabreen diinta soo gala e! * Eebbow garka haddaan qabsaday gaaxshe nabaddiiye * Eebbow gammaan iyo waxaan gini-cas dhiibaayey * Eebbow garow kagama helin goolashadaan wadaye! * Ganbalaaligii bay warmaha nagu garraaxeene * Eebow waa gumaadeen raggii gaanaha ahaaye * Eebbow waxay gebawareen Gaaguf iyo Xayde! * Xirsigii garaaraha lahaa Gaarrufkii dile e * Geydhaale Aw-Aadan bay galawga taabteene * Eebow geesigii Ina-Dherey ugu guduudsheene * Guxushaaga Baynaxa ilmadu waa tan gabaxlayne * Gorroska Muuse-taaganaa wadnuhu ila gariiraaye * Eebbow ways gamaamaa markuu gaarka soo maro e! Meerisyadaas aannu soo sheegnay waxay ku jiraan gabayada Sayidka kuwa loogu jecel yahay mid ka mid ah. Waa gabayga 'Gudban' amase 'Gaalo-leged' lagu magacaabo ee, aftahanimmada suugaaneed ka sokow, in badan inoo muujin karaya waayihii Daraawiishta iyo, xilligii isaga la tiriyey, welwelkii iyo hammigii hoggaamiyahooda. Waa meerisyo tusaale kaa siin kara dhibaatooyinkii Ingiriis iyo Soomaalidii horkacaysey ay Daraawiish u geysteen, rag wixii ay ka laayeen, gardarradii ay hadba ula iman jireen Soomaalidii uu had iyo goor xoolaha iyo lacagta ku miisi jirey siday ugu gacan-sayreen. Qalbi murugeysan isagoo wada ah oo Eebbe-weyne u cabanaya ayuu kuu tawaawacayaa: "Eebbow, dhulkii aannu lahayn meel aan ka degno nalooga dhaarey. Eebbow gaalo iyo cawaankeed waa noo gooddiyaan. Eebbow, Giriigga aan aad u kala fog nahayba ha ku ahaatee, nin waliba birta naga aslay. Eebbow, eed kama aannu geline, waa gardarro waxa ay noo gumaadayaan. Eebbow, dhibaatooyinka ay nagu hayaan waan ka seexan kari lahayn, haddii utun aan ka qabnaa ay jiri lahayd. Eebbow, waa diinta ha la taageero oo jahaadka ha loo soo baxo. Eebbow, nabaddii iyo waanwaantii aan la ag-taagnaa la iga hoos-qaadi waa'. "Eebbow, waxay ciriidda jiifiyeen Darwiishkii Xasan-Gaarruf Axmed iyo Xayd Aadan Gallaydh. Eebbow, Xirsi-waal Maxamuud ayay Jidbaale gaalo iyo cawaankeed ku mawtiyeen. Eebbow, Aw-Aadan Seed iyo Xaaji Maxamuud dheri ayay ugu shubeen. Eebbow, garcaddaaga gaboobey ee Baynaxa Aadan Gallaydh waa taa ay ilmadu dhabannadiisa qoysey, markii ay god-aakhiro u direen saddexdii Darwiish ee uu dhalay, goobtii Jidbaalena ruuxda lagu weysiiyey. Eebbow wadnahaygu waa gariiraa, markaan arko Muuse-taagane Jaamac oo keligii kolba murugo meel la taagan. Eebbow, ma eego e, wejiga ayaan ka dadbaa, markaan arko isaga oo naxdin la dalanbaabbiyaaya oo gocanaaya afartii Darwiish ee uu dhalay, Jidbaalena gaalo iyo Soomaalidii waddey ay ku makaleen'. Wuxuu Ilaah u cawdo iyo wuxuu u ashtakoodaba, wuxuu dhibaatadii la soo gaarsiiyey tusaaleeyo oo waxa lagu falay gocdaba, ugu dambaystii wuxuu rabbi ka durraamanayaa inuu libinta u soo meeriyo oo laga gacan-sarraysiiyo dadka gaalada taabacay ee xaqii Daraawiisheed lagu ogaa, godobta badanna ka haya: * Eebbow goonji weyn iyo xaq bay naga gullaafteene * Guullow ma helayaan waxay nagu gubaayaane * Eebbow waxay naga gogtaan waa galoof-olole! * Eebbow sidii guun haween 'gii'du waa aniye * Eebbow nin goba baan ahoy guni rifaysaaye * Eebbow waxaa noo gurmaday gaayo-alifleeye! * Ma gereysni Eebbow waxaa guufanneyska ahe * Eebbow gabooddii dorraad waa ka gar-allayne * Eebbow markaan geyllamey guulmiyoo baqane! * Eebbow guddoonkii sharciga gooye nimankiiye * Eebbow kufriga gedeftaley gacanta haystaane * Eebbow anaa kugu gar lehe guusha ha i seejin! Sida ay cadawyadiisii ka faafin jireen, Sayid Maxamad ma ahayn nin dhiigga dadka u oomman, dhaca xoolahoodana u jeelqaba. Wuxuu ahaa nin ay waddaniyad kululi beer-qaadday, hase ahaayee dadkii uu u danaynaayey ay la garan waayeen. Wuxuu ahaa nin isaga iyo xarunta Daraawiishtaba in badan sidii ifka looga tirtiri lahaa loo guulay, naftiisa la dooni jiray, hagar daamooyin badanna loo geystey. Markuu fekarey oo habeenno aan tiro yarayn aayo-xumada Soomaalida lala maaggan yahay naftiisa kala dooday, dadkiina ay waanadiisii badnayd wax ku qaadan waayeen, weerar joogto ahina uu xagga Soomaalida kaga socdo ayay la ahaatay dadku laba qaybood uun inuu yahay: Qaybta hore oo ah Daraawiishta uu madaxda u yahay, dantooduna tahay Ingiriis, Talyaani iyo Xabashi inay dhulka Soomaaliyeed ka bedbaadiyaan oo dagaal hubaysan kaga saaraan. Qaybta labaadina waxay ahayd Soomaalida xoogaggaas shisheeyaha ah la soo safatay ee soo hormari jirtey, ceelasha tusi jirtey, dhabbeyaasha la qaado u kala tilmaami jirtey, awrta ka iibin jirtey ama ka ijaari jirtey, dabadeedna xarumaha Daraawiishta soo hor-dhoobi jirtay. Labadaas qaybood inay Soomaalidu tahay markii uu ka badin waayey ayuu u qaatay, Daraawiishna dhacsiiyey murtida ah, "cadawgaa jaallihiis waa cadawgaa", sida uu Qamaan Bulxan ku gabyey markuu lahaa: Daabaca ninkii kugu dhufta ee daabku kuu celiyey iyo kii 'duleedshaay' ku yiri wax isma doorshaane! Sayid Maxamad, aragtidaas iyada ah siyaasad qarsoon kama uu dhigin. Wax badan ayuu gabay ahaan iyo qoraal ahaanba ummadda u bandhigay, 'gaalada aan la dagaallamayno ninkii taageero u fidiyaa isna waa gaal' ayuu in door ah ku celceliyey. Masafo gaaban waa kii ku lahaa: * Nin aqdaamo Ferenjiya, maantiyo abuurriin * Ama aaladduu sida, ama awrta buu rara * Ama adhiga buu qada, ama laba ugaadhsada * Ama uba ilaalaa, ama uurka kala jira * Ashahaado beeniyo, islaamnimo ha lagu dhaqo * Ilaahayna nama oran, anna ma oggolaan karo! Waa siyaasad cad oo uu degsaday, digniinna u ahayd nin kasta oo xagga gumeysiga u janjeerasada amaba taageero u fidiya, xilli dagaal iyo xilli nabadeed intaba. Hayeeshee, in kasta oo uu waranka Daraawiishtu si toos ah ugu jeeday ninkaas gaalo-raaca ah ee uu sayidku tilmaamay, haddana waxaa dhici jirtey dar aan dagaalkaba war ka haynini inay haasahaasaha iyo gulufka jidbaysan ee ciidammada sayidka ku le'an jireen, hantidoodana ku waayi jireen. Waxaad mooddaa inay Daraawiishtu marar badan ka ilduufi jireen tusaalaha iyo dardaaranka Sayidka, taas oo sabab u noqon jirtey kooxo badan oo xarunta u han-weynaa in ay ka fogaadaan. Gefaf dhowr ah oo ay Daraawiishi gashay ayaa maanta la tiriyaa, hase ahaatee way yar yihiin markii la barbar-dhigo guulihii ay soo hooyeen iyo sidii ay magaca dalka iyo dadka Soomaalida ahba sare ugu qaadeen, in kasta oo, ciidan ahaan, ugu dambaystii looga adkaaday. Source:

^ Oo muxuu u dili waayey, badankood Xaaji Xunduf wada miiran bey ubadnaayeene!...lol But I find it funny how those marfashlanders whose ancestors the great Sayid humbled and humuliated are quick to proffer their opinion on a topic such as this as if we were expecting them to say something nice about Ina Cabdille Xassan.

"Stop!... or I will use the great curse" yelled Amina as her family surrounded them both. "Ha ha ha, nice try darling"says Awaale, laughing. "You know very well if you uttered the curse, it would kill you too because the curse always kills the utterer when the utterer has our kinds of powers--which you do!" "I Know that, which is why I won't say the curse myself, father" says Amina, "I have taught the words of the curse to Hanad, and he will not hesitate to utter them if you come any close." Just then the family all took a step backwards and snarled at Hanad who was wide awake by now. "Get down on the floor, damn you-- all of you freaks! Down, I say, or I'll destroy you all!" shouted a reinvigorated Hanad. "You ain't gonna get away nowhere, boy! we'll will hunt you down wherever you go--you and that traitress friend of yours! We'll make you pay for this--" growled Barni. It was true, Amina knew. If they got away now, where would they go? She knew they'd catch up with them wherever they went--if only there was some way to delay them a little! A sudden inspiration hit her, and she looked at Hanad; he was next to her, fidgeting like a zebra who'd just survived an attack by lion. "Hanad!" snapped Amina."If they try to follow us, say the curse!" He nodded...

Ikea sucks! Very unreliable furniture.

^ Ismalura: Gabadhii gaduudani rag bey wada gargaartaaye Gogol loo maleen iyo wax bey gilic kasiisaaye Gambar noo dhigtaa iyo go'dooy gale nasiisaaba Hadaad garasha leedahay, maxaad gubadka noo taagtay Oo gowda kaa dhigay haween kala garaad roone

^ Wyre--you have no business ending a story you did not contribute anything to. This story will go on as long as there are nomads willing to add to it. Thx. Amina and her family moved to Kenya in 2000, it was then when they discovered their super powers, in the Hargardheer refugee camp. Their neighbors mostly avoided them, believing that the family's hut was haunted. Since rumours about their supposed superpowers were circulating far and wide, Amina found herself ostracised at school by the popular kids, however the one boy that caught her eyes, called Hanad, decided to sit next to her. Hanad, who at the time was doing a math assignment in class, thought Amina was joking, but when she insisted her powers were real, he closed his book with a noise not unlike that of a clap, shoved it in his school bag, and exclaimed: "Well, that is certainly a fascinating story, but you better not be pulling my leg!" "So do you wanna learn them or not, Hanad?" asked his friend, Amina. "But before I show you my powers, you promise me that you will not tell anyone and that you will not use them for anything evil!" "I'm not promising you anything, you--you weird girl," answered Hanad, with a laugh at Amina. "Though that isn't saying if what you are saying is really true, I won't listen to you." "I believe you--that is if you won't read my mind once I teach you," returned Amina, and there was warm admiration in her voice. Amina guided Hanad to a quite part of the school with few pupils around, and asked Hanad to close his eyes. "Why, what are you going to do when I close them?" asked a slightly worried Hanad "Do you trust me Hanad?" asked Amina "Ummm....maybe, but why?" "Just close them you silly boy" said an assertive yet smiling Amina. Hanad for some reason shut them immediately, and Amina locked her hands with his. In Hanad's mind, it felt like nothing was happening, since Amina made no sound whatsoever, but then she broke the silence. "You can open them now" said Amina with a cheeky voice. Hanad opened his eyes and was schocked to find out they were now far up in the sky, causing him to yell "Bisinka!!!, you weird girl, what have you done!?" Their school had become a small little dot. "Do you believe me now?" "Yes, yes I do!, and we are going to die!!" replied a terrified Hanad as he held on to Amina hands. "I am not going to die but you are" said Amina with psychotic look in her eyes. "What .. what are you doing?" replied Hanad as Amina got closer to him. "How do you think we maintain our powers" answered Amina as she started to ... But wait, hang on, you protest...Surely Amina will not hurt Hanad? Our hero isn't going to get chucked out of the story so soon, surely? Well, yes, he will---in fact, there he goes, vanishing into Amina's mouth, as she swallows him whole--and if you find that unfair, just imagine how the creators of Hanad's character will feel when they discover they're without a hero to side with and care for through the rest of the story. Cursing herself for what she just did(apparently she was falling for Hanad), Amina starts to descend down back to earth---and got the shock of her life as a figure covered in a vomit-like substance, looking rather gooey and disgusting, reared up on her path. Was it a mutilated corpse? A regurgitated human carrion? A dirty Egyptian mummy from ancient times? Whatever or whoever, it was more animal protein for Amina to eat, and without breaking her stride she launched herself at it, shouting "Ka cararaay!", and then tripped and missed to get a hold of the thing in front of her. In an instant Amina turned around, only to find the nauseating thing assuming the "Crane" stance from The Karate Kid. She whispered to herself "Cajiib!" and thought, a fellow blood warrior, eh!--and after that it was all too quick for the eyes to follow, as high kicks flashed, up cuts lunged, fingers tried to poke out eyes, nerve pathways were prodded, groin kicks were delivered and avoided as each tried rather stealthily to sneak one of those lower round-house kicks famously popularized by Jean-Claude Van Damme, where you stand on one leg and try to lash out the other one from all the way behind--risking a life altering injury, but that's karate for you. At which point, Amina, quietly acknowledging her adversary's abilities, resorted to that famous trick of pretending to have pulled a leg muscle--limping suddenly with a cry "Alla Hooyooy! Alla lugta muruq baa i bowdey!".... It took the other fighter unawares, with a cunning uppercut-- quickly followed by an elbow strike right in the center of the forehead--Amina knocked the other fighter to the ground. Then Amina put her arms around him and gripped him tight, and prepared, like an African Rock Python, to swallow the fighter whole when she recognized him--did you guess?--physical features of a Somali Brad Pitt, seven feet of lean muscle, broad shoulders, strong jaw, steady brilliant black eyes gleaming in the sunlight, puckered thick lips very close to her own. "Hanad!" she cried. "Qumayo!" exclaimed Hanad, emphasizing his hatred for Amina. Yep, his animosity was genuine, I mean what did you expect when the heroine finds herself unexpectedly getting ready to eat a hapless hero all-over-again and his juicy lips are inches from her's? A very brief, electric moment elapses as their eyes lock, and then she just goes for it and locks her mouth on his, and the only question before you, dear audience, is: will Hanad's limp hands... a) grab her closer to kiss her more passionately, or b) fasten around her neck as he tries to choke her and get his revenge? In this case, we will side with romantics in the audience, and say--neither. Hanad was too aroused to resist (or was he secretly planning his revenge?), and when they finally stopped kissing due to their mutual need for fresh air, the stared at each other yearningly and then suddenly their amorous affections for one another simultaneously vanished. "You tried to eat me!", Hanad said in confusion and fear as beads of sweat begun dripping from his face. "What do you mean I tried--I DID! How the hell did you come back, where the hell did you come from?" replied Amina shockingly. "You witch! Sixiroolad baad tahay!" yelled Hanad. .."Oh, I'm gonna teach my "powers! ...Am gonna show you how to fly!" mocked Hanad with a slight lisp a little accentuated for effect. "That was all black magic just so you could eat me, huh--?" "Hanad, please calm down!" She tried to relax him, for she started to feel sorry for him and she was regretting what she had done. Just then, she noticed her brother Muudeeey watching over her. “How long were you standing here” she muttered wiping away her tears, “Long enough” replied Muudeey with intensity “Please don’t do anything fanatical, I know you have read my thoughts” said Amina with worried look “Muudeey, this applies to his sisters, to his whole family for that matter. Please, I beg of you” she continued. "You told him of your secret, now he has to die, you know the rules of mother and father" said Muudeey "No brother please, I like him, he was the only one that talked to me at school" pleaded Amina but Muudeey forcefully grabbed her by the arm and they began walking in the direction of Hanad, who was now a few miles away, heading back to school. They eventually managed to catch up with him, but Hanad had spotted the two gifted siblings and began running as fast as he could, while screaming his lungs out that he was being chased by a Witch. Sometime later he turned around to see how far away they were from him, but instead they had completely disappeared. continued... You may guess how this cheered him up, but there was worse to come for Hanad. Unfortunately for him, the brother and sister duo had merely made themselves invisible and unbeknownst to Hanad were still pursuing him vigorously. Apparently, invisibility is one of the powers that Muudeey possesses. "There is your swine boyfriend", said Muudeey,"He thinks we stopped chasing him...ha ha ha." "Don't call him that" replied Amina angrily. "For God's sake, Amina" retorted Muudeey,"I don't see why you care so much about this worm of a person-- you know he must die..." The end of that word was what Hanad heard, and he knew then that he was done for, as Amina and Muudeey landed on-top of him, both crushing him to the ground. "Get off me, you freaks!" cried Hanad. His demands were wasted on them because they were already flying him back to their home, to their dreaded father and mother in the camp. Meanwhile, just inside the camp, a heated argument was taking place at the home of Amina's parents. Barni: You are kidding, right! You mean you have no money at all? Awaale: Not a shilling! The last thousand was taken from me by a corrupt police officer. Barni: But why did you not just eat him, instead of giving him our money. Awaale: I only kill people when I want to boost my powers. You know my powers are at full capacity, so I had no need to kill that police man. Barni: So, you just let him take our money? Tell me, what sector of the camp he works at and I will get back our money and while I'm at it, I promise will make sure he never... Just then, Muudeey and Amina came in through the door with an unconscious Hanad drooping between them.