I think i'm the only Sane person in the world

Geelaay what are you on?...i know one gal who's engaged to her ex's brother...now that's close to home ...plus everyone knows about it, even his mum...oh well cousins don't sound to bad after that!

somealien i understood babes, I knew you was taking the piss out of people who judge others. Can you blame these Somalians for being soooooo Duh?!! :confused:

I don't think they're ugly...it's all about bone structure and their figures. But I have seen better looking Somali girls out there. I also don't agree with they way they exploit their bodies for money. Iman Waris

Surprisingly I’m going to foot the bill for Darman…I will pay the full divisions of $500 Grand for the bail of Darman. I’ve decided to change my ways and I’m turning over a new leaf as of now. I’d also like to take the time to apologise to the following people: OG moti Miss Lexus ** I have nothing but for you all **

No it isn't Dictatorship is better!!! At least you know where you stand with it!!!

OG-moti you've sent me a private message before aswell...don't you remember me...curly_sue???? :confused:

Ha! lovely!!...I have more piquant words to describe her as, other than lovely!

I would like to let everyone on SOL know how fraudulent and dishonest Darman is. He managed to con me and I won’t allow him to get away with it!!! :mad: I had a written agreement with Darman, which he later broke, and the evidence is shown below: -------------------------------------------------- Darman: posted May 14, 2003 03:20 PM can you please tell me the code you used to have that sound file play ? thanks Psycho_Sue: posted May 14, 2003 03:47 PM why would i do a thing like that?...what have you ever done for me besides riddicul me??? aye?if you want the html for that sound you have to try harder then that Darman: posted May 14, 2003 04:39 PM i will do "anything" you want me to do Psycho_Sue: posted May 15, 2003 04:44 AM ANYTHING!!!??? You should have put more thought into that…but it’s too late nowI want you to write a topic saying how brilliant I am and you have to say you hate hibo…lol (I mean it) Darman: posted May 16, 2003 01:31PM Daayum.. i was expecting you to say somthing like Making out or some shit !!! anywaysyou know what though.. that chick gets on my nerves too i will make sure i have her be the star of my next scandalus topic so whats the code ?? Psycho_Sue: posted May 17, 2003 10:42 AM alright ...thanks, i should actually wait till you write the topic first but i'm gonner trust you for a change.the code is ****************Edited********** (confidential) i hope that helped ya! Darman: posted May 17, 2003 03:40 PM hey it did work for me.. thanks hon.. p.s. tell me of any other codes you have Psycho_Sue: posted May 18, 2003 11:40 AM Listen luv...don't push your luck! and anyways i haven't seen you keep up your end of the bargin...i knew you were gonner scank me! ------------------------------------------------ **Darman did not reply after that and did not do as I asked!!!** :mad: Please note Darman is a dodgy character and should never be trusted!!! :mad:

The Commandments of Utopia It seems that some of my subjects aren’t familiar with the rules and regulations of my kingdom and for that reason I am taking the time to explain to you all the commandments, which you must all follow or you will face the same fates as OG-moti and Canbaaro-luul. Ahem,Ahem... *clearing throat* The rules are quiet simple and will be enforced from this day forth! 1. You must follow all the commandments 2. The Grand Empress’s word is always final :cool: 3. Do not question Authority; this includes orders from higher-ranking members of the kingdom. 4. Hibo is the mortal enemy of you’re Empress and those court conversing or in anyway associating with her will be exiled (this includes members who have been exiled to “the land of The Hibo” :mad: 5. Any form or threats, Blackmailing or treason…will not be tolerated in any way! The perpetrator will be punished immediately (no court hearing will be needed) :mad: 6. Females are superior to all males :cool: 7. No written abuse to one another will be allowed in my kingdom! 8. From now on whenever you refer to me, you will call me “Her Highness The Grand Empress” (this includes outside this topic) 9. The Vice President will be treated with the up most respect at all times, you will be dealt with as if you were questioning the Grand Empress herself. 10. Anyone caught plotting against the Grand Empress and the kingdom, or even if you with hold evidence of treason…will be dealt with accordingly! *** Those are the commandments which you must follow strictly, but beware there maybe more commandments on their way ***

I haven’t been on the throne for 5 minutes and people are already plotting against me and blackmailing me!!! I’m going to have you dealt with missy!!! :eek: Hang on I’ve got a message from my intelligence service… :cool: *Reading message* Aha!!!…. I’ve got you!, I’ve had my secret agency researching and investigating into your identity and I have just been notified that you are in fact the infamous Canbaraluul. Luul, how could you do this, become hostile towards your kind hearted Grand Empress like this? All I’ve ever done was love my people and look after them, and you repay my kindness with THIS!! You should be ashamed of what you’ve done, and there aren’t any scandals you can expose…I’m perfect in very way let it be known that your Queen can do no wrong!! :mad: I will not allow you to threaten my kingdom and for that reason I’m exiling you to the destitute and barren land called “The Land of the Hibo”, where the ruler there will torture you with boring topics and written abuse. (This is worst than execution) *Quickly ushers towards shyhem* Shyhem take her away! WELCOME TO "THE LAND OF THE HIBO" p.s The trial of “OG_moti vs. the Grand Empress on the grounds of Treason” will be in concession the following day. OG-moti you will be allowed to have one representative for the trial and the jury will be chosen by the honourable Grand Empress, the Grand Empress will also be the Judge.

Good, that’s alright with me…I like SOS anyways, but he does over do the sarcasm. :rolleyes: Come on I’m not even that bad…for goodness sake the bloke tried to make us believe that there really are aliens. Know that’s more like loosing you marbles than funny…lol!

LOOK IT UP...YOU'LL ACTUALLY BE QUITE PLEASED...LOL WITH THOSE BRAINS I SHOULD PROMEOTE YOU TOO KING...LOL (THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR...SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE A CLUE AND WILL DO AS I SAY)

OG Moti…. hell no! I don’t want you to be king…face it! I’d rather hang myself from the closest lamppost than have you as king…OKAY! There’s nothing you can do to change my mind!!! :mad:

Warya G-money you’re actually a minion stroke gopher...get it right next time!

Should I take that as a compliment???? Mmmh :confused: I think og moti has over run SOL, Someone stop him before he ruins us all…lol

You know you’re Somali when you pronounce “Big Ben” as “Pig Pen”....lol

Why do I have to share my crown with you? It’s not like as if I’ve got some sort of obligation to you :confused: , after all what have you ever done for me, beside wine and complain about your position…if you want to be my King you have to deserve it you know !!! (I like you …But not that much!! )

somealien luv...go girl, you tell them! oh and as for the age thing....SNAP!!! (isn't that weird???)

Actually this reminds me of an argument I get into with other people all the time! Because whenever a group of my mates see a really good looking black (non-Somali) guy, people are like “ Oh wow he looks, so Somali” and whenever they see a really good looking Somali guy they’re like “ Oh wow he doesn’t look Somali". That really pisses me off, why does a Somali guy have to look non-Somali to be good looking???!!! Plus I’d understand if their stupid views were consistent! :mad: :mad: Oh and then there are the non-Somali people who say the same thing…but it sounds more offensive coming from them especially the second one!!! :mad:

Hey...OG moti I don’t hate you, I have nothing but love for you. I’m only joking for god sake don’t class me the same as Miss Lexus the disturber of peace! If I have to apologies I will…but I’m not going to friendly with THAT girl hibo and you can’t make me!!! Plus I'm going to expose Darman for what he really is…he’s no good cheating CONMAN :mad: . He should change his name to conman, because I made a deal with him and if I have too I will post the contract as evidence!! (Warning to Darman) Someone please help me get justice!!! :mad:

why was my post deleted??? No one said anything to me! what's wrong with what i wrote???!

I heard these sort of issues are haram to ask or think about, apparently after a while they get you questioning your faith. Like what Jamila said about the apple and the pear, well If Allah has already written down your fate and Allah knows which fruit you will chose then is it really a choice made by yourself? Then can you control whether you go to hell or heaven? :confused: :confused: :confused:

loooooooooool...teachers!!!??? oh don't make me laugh!

I’ll be nice to you if you’re nice to me, buddy... it’s a two way thing!