These had me laughing for ages! 1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. 2. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen. 3. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. 4. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after. 5. Do I look like a freakin' people person? 6. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. 7. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. 8. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. 9. If I throw a stick, will you leave? 10. You! Off my planet! 11. I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes. 12. If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat. 13. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? 14. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. 15. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them. 16. Do they ever shut up on your planet? 17. I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up. 18. Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage. 19. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. 20. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 21. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. 22. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. 23. Don't worry. I forgot your name, too! 24. Adults are just kids who owe money. 25. You say I'm a ***** like it's a bad thing. 26. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? 27. Too many freaks, not enough circuses. 28. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done. 29. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no. 30. You look like shit. Is that the style now? 31. Earth is full. Go home. 32. Is it time for your medication or mine? 33. Does this condom make me look fat? 34. I plead contemporary insanity. 35. And which dwarf are you? 36. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 37. How do I set a laser printer to stun? 38. Meandering to a different drummer. 39. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert. 40. I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for here or to go?

Great pictures Libaax! Yeah northerner the two blokes who own it are both from Sheffield, It's brilliant isn't it? I went there in the summer of 2002, it was really nice and I managed I take some great pictures of it. When I showed them the picture most people didn’t believe it was Somalia. I definitely wouldn't mind going back there...Oh and you see those little buildings with the blue roofs…they're rather nice to sit in and have tea, you have you proper waiter who'll get you anything on the menu. (Love the outfits, the only down side being the trainers…lol, why?!) :confused:

Actually my mum was on about that just the other night…she always uses it against me when I start going off with my anti-sexism rants. Anyways I can’t say anything against our religion, however I do think that everyone should adopt the synergy theory instead. We may be small and physically powerless (sometimes ) compared to men, but without us it just couldn’t work. (BTW this goes both ways)

His body is being flown over to hergeysa to be buried and there's a talk tomorrow about his life and history in Clapton Road,Hackney at 4pm if anyone's interested in going.

Tribute to Abd Al Rahman Tour Abd Al Rahman Tour was the first president of Somaliland, when Somaliland became independent in 1990. Last night Abd Al Rahman Tour passed away (may Allah have mercy on his soul) in his home in London, after being severely ill for several months hid death was expected. I thought I’d be the first to tell everyone since he’s a close relative of mine, it’s sad that not many people know about him and what he helped achieve, so here are a few websites talking about the history of Somaliland and what Abd Al Rahman Tour part was in it all. http://mondediplo.com/1997/10/somali http://www.hartford-hwp.com/archives/33/114.html http://www.sas.upenn.edu/African_Studies/Newsletters/HB91095_SML.html http://www.cidcm.umd.edu/inscr/mar/data/somissaqchro.htm

sue is sane sue is human sue is great sue is handling the $$$ sue is gay sue is on the web sue is a champion sue is alive and well' sue is so perfect in the author's mind that she soon takes over the story and everything revolves around her sue is jacketed for transport to the lab sue is a permanent feature at the field museum sue is prohibited sue is a fan created character sue is pure class sue is here to help sue is for sale sue is currently working with dr sue is an icon sue is born sue is proud of her new body and shows it off on national tv sue is so good that she plays her flute at weddings sue is right sue is creative sue is largely responsible for sue is a pet sue is the perky sue is vigilant in ensuring that the children's needs are met sue is working very well sue is a post a comment name sue is basically wish fulfillment sue is a real estate agent that is known in the community of brunswick for their dedicated client service sue is always ready to help students get their paperwork done for graduation sue is taught to see herself within victorian sexual ideology sue is basically an avatar sue is actually a lesbian sue is concerned about global warming sue is having twins sue is remarkable because of her size sue is correct sue is unconscious sue is a very special dinosaur there was more but i tried to pick the funny ones...lol great site!

The UK has a lot of ups, like you can actually be interactive with games shows like 'who wants to be a millionaire' and when you're bored of that you can listen to digtal radio on your TV even the Somali BBC, which keeps the parents busy for a while. You can even do your shopping and send and recieve e-mails from your TV aswell as order films you fancy from the press of a button...no need for blockbusters aye! But there is a down side, like with news channels on 24hour a day the parents will never give you a chance to watch what you want so you end up being stuck with the computer, at least they haven't figured out how to use this yet. so what's the point of having all that on your TV if you don't get to use it? I'd trade in my telly for the normal 5 channels any day!

Jamal you forgot about the picture of my next victim, YOU!

Since Jamal didn't want to answer the question, I thought I'd take the liberty of answering it for him since I'm psychic. 1)70p Bus ticket, he used to get into work this morning 2)His tatty business card, he never gets the chance to give to people. 3)A Donar card...(I was even shocked about that one!) 4)72p Exactly in small change (good luck to the bus driver) 5)A picture of his wife and 23 children back home (massive picture) 6)A stick of Lip balm Jamal's probably ever shocked right now!

Funny how as soon as i changed it to debt everyone started thinking about studying! Bloody student loans! Lame

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yeah we've seen that article...it's really sad! lol@ northerner oh you're too nice giving me such a big role, I don't think my acting skills are up to it. 'Aliyet' requires someone who can understand her situtation and relate to it on so many different levels. A woman who has the skills decieve the government into giving her benefit and two houses, bisinka she should be working for Intelligent service. MI5 needs people like her, she's your modern day female verision of James Bond! 007 Xalimo

I saw that article today in the metro and walahi I was in fits laughing. I don't think it was meant to be racist at all and the show should be allowed to run, Because I'd definately watch it if I could and I'm sure others would agree too.

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I had a really bad headache today, but I usually take paracetamol before it gets so bad that I feel like throwing up...but I read today in an Islamic bok about fasting that inducing vomiting while fasting actually breaks your fast. So I just had to ride it out till Iftar, but I find trying to forget about it by making yourself busy acutally works.

Okay, okay...erm.. I think 3 pounds in change but i've fot a fiver in my pocket, but that doesn't count and I found my libary card too

lol...this is one weird game, but what the hell 1) Naswest cash card 2) National Insurance Card 3) t-Mobile electronic top up card 4) 4/5 business cards from family & friends 5) Loads of Pictures of my family & friends 7) NUS card 8) University I.D 9) LT card which expires next week 10)tiny sicky pictures 11) And money

You've probably seen this before, but what the hell... Try typing "Weapons of mass destruction" on the google search engine and click on I'm feeling lucky and read the error page, it's really funny!

Pregnant woman shot by robbers A pregnant woman was shot in the face in front of her family as she inadvertently walked in on an armed robbery, police revealed yesterday. Rifhat Malik, 35, who is six months pregnant, arrived home from work on Monday evening to find two men holding ten members of her family at gunpoint. The four children, four women and two men had been forced to lie on the floor. Detective Inspector Paul Dixon, of west Yorkshire Police, described the shooting as a ‘Terrible robbery gone wrong’. The Muslim family had gathered to celebrate the first day of the holy month of Ramadan when the gunmen burst through their front door in Leeds and demanded their jewellery. Mr Dixon added: ‘the men may have been leaving the scene when, unfortunately, the victim unwittingly entered at the same time. ‘This startled the two men who grabbed her and forced her on to the ground. Then a gun was fired.’ Mrs Malik is in stable condition in hospital after a bullet became lodged up her cheek. It is believed her unborn baby was unharmed. The robbers escaped on foot with cash and gems. When I read this article this morning on the tube I couldn’t help but think how lucky she was to survive from a bullet being fired directly at her face, and for it to have only managed to get lodged in her cheek? I honestly think this was a miracle, I must have been the probability of that happening are too low with the coupled fact that it was the first day of Ramadan. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Lol, Pyromaniac Pixie I’m with you 110% I had so much fun reading the first couple of pages, and then I got bored…oh and confused! Come on First-Lady it seems to me your “so called” simple words aren’t as clear-cut as you think. I had more of a taxing time trying to make sense of the twaddle you’ve written. Honestly, expanding your vocabulary isn’t a bad thing to aspire to; I actually find that people like Sophist help me do just that! However, I do understand your difficulties with reading Sophist’s posts…it’s only comprehensible that you haven’t quiet grasped the English language as a whole just yet, let alone large intellectual words we’ve come accustom to. As a matter of fact the only reason I joined SOL was because of people like sophist, who make me ponder that there is more to Somalis than abusive slang words and tribalism, which you find too commonly on other forums. Anyways I think the sooner you realise that you haven’t raised an important issue and that you’ve just embarrassed yourself quiet publicly on SOL the better!

I heard about this a while back, but you know how it is...I thought it was just the islamo's sheeko, but there was some truth to it. I found this article: 11 May '01 Africa Becomes Nuclear Dumping Ground A recent study by an independent Italian investigative agency has revealed that Africa is fast becoming a dumping ground for the radioactive waste of rich Western countries. According to the report, thousands of tons of deadly substances are regularly unloaded off the coasts of Somalia, Sudan, Eritrea, Algeria and Mozambique in a lucrative 'eco-mafia' ring worth an estimated US$7 billion per year. The Italian environmental organization, Ligambiente 2001, claims that over 600,000 tons of radioactive material are currently lying on the ocean floor off the western Sahara coast alone. In addition, three of the world's largest illegal dumping grounds are located in Somalia, where forced laborers are made to handle the waste without any protective clothing or equipment. Sources say radioactive rubbish is transported in heavy metal containers via cargo vessel and simply thrown overboard at its destination, where it sinks to to bottom of the sea. Lloyds of London is currently looking into several cases in which ships carrying radioactive waste to African coastal areas are believed to have been deliberately sunk and then reported as accidents. At present, there are no heavy penalties for the illegal trafficking of waste; violators are subject only to minor administrative sanctions, which pale in comparison to the enormous profits generated by this new form of environmental and humanitarian crime. http://www.lonelyplanet.com/scoop/afr/som.htm

Hey did anyone hear about how Somali was used as a nuclear dumping ground back, when somlia was conalised by the Italians and English? Apparently, there are large parts of Somalia which is exteremly radioactive...but i'm going try and find out more about that though.

So what if other somalians wear stuff like that at clubs...it doesn't making it any more right, whether they do it for fame or do it to get attention, they're still selling their bodies for something. Non-muslims do it becuase they're not muslim...it's as simple as that you can't go comparing yourself to non-muslims. You can't justify things like that, so either join the band wagon and admit you're in the wrong or just don't do it.

Oh God No! I hate that bloke he made my life a living hell, on somalinet and blackplanet. I honestly can't stand that sexist hog, I suggest he either come out of hiding or the admin do something about it, either way something has to be done! This bloke doesn’t deserve anyone sympathy.

Bee well said luv, you raised some very interesting points, that I believe some people did not take note of. I’m not a big fan of cultural purity myself, I believe it will merely stunt the growth of the human race, it’s not as though we’re not exactly pure ourselves…(isn’t that like the pot calling the kettle black?) Somali people do need to become more aware of the growing risk of contracting HIV, we’re not invincible just because the majority of us are “so called” god fearing Muslims. Oddly enough there is actually a Somali community centred around HIV awareness set up in London, the man that set up community is a long time HIV suffer. However due the huge stigma around HIV the community isn’t doing to well at all. Somalis are afraid of admitting they are suffers even though the NHS has diagnosed a huge and ever-growing number of Somalis HIV positive in London itself. Can you afford to be that proud? King450 I think there is a lack of understanding between us, please try and understand I do not blindly follow the British media, however where there’s smoke there's most likely fire. Whether it’s one Somali man for a thousand I don’t believe it makes it sound any less bad than it already is, and my dignity is balanced I’m just not letting pride blind me.