This is quite funny but don't share it with your loved one!! These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line, but with the least romantic second line: Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss .. but I only slept with you, because I was pissed. I thought that I could love no other ... Until that is, I met your brother. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you ... But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. Of loving beauty you float with grace ... If only you could hide your face. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot ... This describes everything you are not. I want to feel your sweet embrace ... But don't take that paper bag off of your face I love your smile, your face, and your eyes- ... Damn, I'm good at telling lies! My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: .. Marrying you screwed up my life. I see your face when I am dreaming .... That's why I always wake up screaming. My love you take my breath away ... What have you stepped in to smell this way. My feelings for you no words can tell ... Except for maybe "go to hell." What inspired this amorous rhyme? ... Two parts vodka, one part lime. -------------------------------------------- I'm wondering if the SOL members can think up of some of their own!

what are you on??!! That's practically old news, did you know that you can own whole stars and recently they were selling plots of land on Venus! I think is it's pretty sad, you pay all that money and all you get for it is a piece of paper! Did you know you can also buy titles. you can become a 'Lady' or 'Lord' and well any title you like! We live in a funny old world!

I'm going too, lol but I might be going to London Ontario where my aunty lives. I'm going around July 13th just before my birthday. My sister went around May and she loved it!

From what I know you should never use that cream. Did you know that you can actually develop facial hair and way more spots that you can ever imagine! Chances are you develop acne and get sun burned easily! Most women I’ve seen, after time also get dark marks around their cheeks and their skin colour looks horrid and unhealthy. So my advice is DON'T!

lol! Just when you thought you've seen it all, they go and do something like this!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: God, has the world finally gone MAD! Oh and north why Stepney?!! Hardly something to brag about! Oh and pop in if you're nearby,lol!

I wouldn't leave the job! To be honest we live off interest if you want to accept it or not! That’s what makes the world go round! And believe me you can't escape interest unless you go and live in a non-third world Muslim country.

The wedding was great, expect for me having a go at the silly DJ! Really Somali DJs annoy the hell out of me, for goodness sake they're the ones being paid...just do what your purpose to do damn it! Anyways enough of that! **Phew** Oh and winger there was an SOL night, but ages ago and you weren't in the country. So invited some of the SOL lot and only four showed up, which isn't too bad.

That was dumb! Or maybe I'm just dumb, seriously...what was the point of the whole game?! The answer is always the same for all three tries and this means there is no purpose for having dice at all. :confused: :confused: :confused: And for me to believe this concept that because I didn't and still don't understand the game, I am somehow smart! NOW That is dumber!

Hey I've been having the same problem...It's understandable since the site isn't working properly anyways! But I have to say it's bad timing, because I don't usually send PM's and the only time I actually want to send a few it's not working!!!! I would have e-mailed the people I was trying to get in contact with but I don't have their e-mail's and now it's too late to even bother telling them! Talk about annoying!! So this is my PM to all the Nomads to attened the londoners SOL night If you're not busy tomorrow night e-mail me at insane_trooper@hotmail.com Northerner already knows, but I doubt he told anyone else! Or maybe he did and people are just ignoring me! :confused:

Yeah Em you're right I've eaten Liver before. But it's understandable why she got it wrong, somalis generally associate liver with love instead of the heart. Why that is, is beyond me!!

ooh ooh and i nearly forgot there was also a Somali woman in the big brother house in Germany. She was worse, she was actually a lesbian! :eek: I'll try and get the info for you!

Because of him "I'M NO LONGER SOMALI!!!" I swear I was so embrassed for this ***** ! I can't believe that out all the people in the UK they managed to pick him. You know they're only doing this to start conflicts. Because Ahmed is homophobic, Muslim and an ex-refugee. And the majority of the people in the house are actually either gay or dislike refugees! Big brother made sure that the environment was geared to initiate conflict or sexual relations, by making the house smaller and making people share beds, so no one can get away with anything! I seriously felt physically ill because they put this Muslim man in there and then to make it worst he had to be Somali! (probably because no one else would be that ****** !) May Allah Save us all!!!!!!!!! :eek:

Nope you're not alone it's like that everywhere, even here in Britain. Anyways if they use their history then it'll be fine or e-mail them the url on the main page. then they will be able to get in with no problems! http://www.somaliaonline.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi

My nickname my parents gave me is "Qumanaay" but I'm not too sure about exactly what it means. :confused: But the funniest one my dad thought up for my little sister was "Ebado Moya"

I think I know something for a change, CM said korun and I've actually heard of that word before. I think it's used like this "hebel iyo hebel ban la Kurmay " (as in past tense) which means several things when translated into english, it can mean talked/discussed/met/talked over...and so on! I hope I'm right!!! My word is Qarnii

I got lost at qasacad from NGONGE! I'm hopeless!...But I know caano. OG-girl luv I seriously want to learn but this isn't going to work!

Minutes...Ha Try DAYS!!!!! And NGONGE luv i can bearly see pass my own nose much less anything else!

Luv I don't think you're arrogant....I know you are! Anyways as for this stuff about you wanting to be a woman, really I think I should somehow warn our poor unsuspecting Mrs. NGONGE So have you thought of an alias yet? I was thinking Nadia or even Ambro. But before you do anything drastic dear please take the time to consider your ten children and poor dear old wife…They need a father and not to mention a Husband not a Somali version of Lilly Savage! Hang on what am I saying! :eek: This is Haram…I know sometimes you may feel as though you should have been born a woman but Allah doesn’t make mistakes so get a grip!!! :mad:

I should be revising for a exam I have tomorrow but I'm on SOL wasting my time! So what is it that you should be doing but you're not and why?! (I know this is not one of the most inventive or one of the best thought out topics ever but...OH WELL!!!)

I've had about as much as I can take of SOL messing me about! :mad: If money is the problem then people start contributing DAMN IT!!!! Or is this a not so well thought out plan by the SOL admin to rid us of a few 'useless, waste of space' people (who shall remain unnamed), by making them give up trying to access SOL?!! Huh huh?!! Is that it?!! Well in that case… carry on by all means I can see it's working already! However this doesn't come cheap with the added side effect of riding us of valuable SOL users too!

But you NGONGE are a real life, living contradiction!

So now it's about gender huh, huh?! You've managed to turn this into an SOL battle of the sexes once again! Yaakhii! Anyways women travel just as much as men do, there isn't some of genetic thing stopping us from exploring, besides you men! Thats right! You read it right... you men are "THINGS!!!"

looooooool, So typical!!!! Ha what do you expect from those uneducated dreary dull people up north! Who now have the audacity to come scampering down south in hope of finding the better life, where money is no object and the cities are so vibrant with colour and life. And then for them to spit in the face of those people who helped them obtain what they’ve longed for. And as for the whole, “we southerners don’t travel”… well I’ve been to the north, west midlands and even south west plenty of times and not a single city could compare to London. They were all boring, smog filled lifeless polluted ex-industrial cities. And even the people, who are resident of these forgotten wastelands up North, have poor complexions (Probably from the harsh environment) and even their accents are slow and slurred and less developed. I think they maybe still evolving and are probably more primate then us southerners. The people up north come across as ancient and decades behind us as they’re still fighting racism. I actually love the countryside but cities like Sheffield are slowly decaying away what’s left of the beautiful UK countryside. Watch an episode or Coronation Street if you can bear it and you’ll see exactly what I mean!

I think that women should fulfil their roles, as soon as our men start to do what they're suppose to do! Like be breadwinners instead of relying on the government and they should look after their wives and families by taking part and being there for them, instead of going out to cafes and staying out with their friends chewing khat and drinking tea. Maybe then we'll do what we're suppose to do!

What's there to tell?!! My mum is way too old fashion to talk about love, they think it's ceeb (sad init!) Anyways my mum was 16 and she was given away to my dad who still won't reveal his real age to this day! My mum says he was around 31 then so i guess...thats nothing short of peadophilia...lol But that was in 1970 and i guess my parents love each other enough to still be together.