Curly

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  1. Curly

    Strange!

    I was surfing the webiste Memoryhole when I came across this! What's your take on this, do you think it's true? http://www.thememoryhole.org/911/managing-wmd.htm And purposing this is true, what do you think the implications are? are we living in a world full of lies? :confused:
  2. Oh wow, you know about blogging?! Yeah I'm a blogger and yes I have blog site at www.blogger.com ! For those who haven't heard about it, visit this site. Newscientist- blogging
  3. What's is this an adult pantomine? :rolleyes: Next you'll be shouting out she's behind you!!
  4. Originally posted by Totti: lol u didnt find what u were looking for, what were u looking for ( what is a halo btw?) Interesting no sue, what ur colleagues get up to lol Oi the halo is still there!, I know it’s slightly tatty but its still there! Oh and FF I know that one definitely had me laughing, they are delusional if they if people really deceive others this way.
  5. Originally posted by NGONGE: Minster of Camel well being (Sue – don’t panic, dear! The Camels don’t speak Somali) You know what you silly old man!,af soomaaliga wax cusub ma ahan. mideeda kale magaceykane amaan sii. Minster of camels no thanks, I'm join the opposition too!
  6. Curly

    WHY?

    Originally posted by *Femme Fatale*: No use in beating a wounded horse. Yeah you're so right FF it's pointless when we can make GLUE instead! Only joking!
  7. ...just Laugh?! I was being nosy in my office at work when I saw this MSN group my colleague at work is a member of. Because he’s like a 40 year old man I was wondering what the group titled “hindu and sikh girls†was all about…well wouldn’t you ? Anyways I didn't find what I was looking for but I did come across a lot of references to HUT which I later found out was actually the Islamic group Hizb-ut-Tahrir. Obviously I was surprised that Sikhs & Hindus were familiar with this sect so I went on reading and I discovered the most hilarious post titled "THE TRUTH ABOUT CONVERSIONS 10 SECRETS THE MUSLIMS DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW !" http://groups.msn.com/SikhandHindugirls/sikhandhindugirls.msnw I was wondering what you thought about this and would all this offend you? And why do you think these people are under this impression about Islam? :confused:
  8. Curly

    WHY?

    What a cheap shot! Subxanal Allah what happened to MANNERS I swear that was an Islamic characteristic? And YOU have the cheek to talk about Islam! Salaafi It's because of people like you the rest of the world has a poor view of Islam! Anyways it’s best to ignore, in cases like this when people are too ignorant and narrow minded to respect others!
  9. Originally posted by Ameenah: Look at it this way, bundling Somalia and America together gives the reader the wrong impression, wouldn’t you agree. One is a world wide ‘super power’ that was running around imposing its self righteous values on the world. The other is one of the poorest, dysfunctional and misgoverned countries on earth which was also in the middle of a civil war at the time. I agree with Ameenah, however I think the real reason why they “bundled†America with Somalia is much more sinister and manipulative than you think. Think about it Somalia hasn’t exactly had much of a “good†(under statement of the year!) representation in the eyes of the media globally. In the UK alone we’re continuingly portrayed as savages and uncivil. “As if being accused of eating Donkeys, over populating London, terrorism and having a sadistic culture, wasn’t enough. We Somalians will now be associated with spreading disease like the common rat.†Disgraced Nation Personally I think that this reporter may be anti-American and by grouping America with Somalia he's ultimately trying to have a stab at America’s image by associating it with a country like ours.
  10. I saw this and thought of SOL What looney tune character do you think you are? And what does it say about your personality?! I’d say I’m Marvin the Martian don’t ask me why. Marvin the Martian Characteristics: sociopath, megalomaniac Suggested professions: president of the NRA, spokes-alien for Nike Famous Marvins: Adolf Hitler, Josef Stalin, The Brain, Osama bin Laden
  11. Originally posted by Muad: I saw a Somali girl yesterday, and I was first suprised to see her carrying a book. I was suprised because I am a very big fan of books, some may call me a book-worm, anyway, I greeted her and asked her what she was reading? What I want to know is why you were surprised to see a Somali girl carrying or reading a book? :confused: What so surprising about it…what are you suggesting...Huh, huh?! :mad:
  12. Yeah I’ve seen this before, I think it’s because they didn’t have a proper government in place at the time. As for why the US didn’t agree I haven’t a clue…maybe they were too busy waging war on some poor deprived third world country in the name of freedom no doubt.
  13. Because Somalis think all Somalis are Muslim. Why are people suddenly being so vulgar on SOL I'm referring to the first couple of pages on this thread in particular?
  14. Damn what did I miss ...someone fill me in! Messenger please tell me!
  15. What’s so surprising about this ?! I'll tell you! Well the irony of it all for starters, to think the Americans went into to Iraqi claiming that they were freeing the Iraqi people from their evil dictator who killed thousands of people using chemical weapons only so that they could go in and do exactly what they accuse him of doing themselves! Walahi I’ll tell you what surprises me, is how our nomads are suddenly exhibiting that all too similar to typical “western†traits. Increasing what it takes to alarm us has a higher threshold and we’re increasingly becoming immune to the sympathetic emotions associated around the suffering and grief of others. And we suddenly see ourselves shrugging it off with sayings like “Oh well it happens…†and “All is fair in love and warâ€. And as for “Americans aren't intelligent peaceful extraterrestrials†Firstly that was the question that the author of the article posed not me, and you’re right I don’t consider the American government as anything more than what it is…and believe me they’re far from anything special or peaceful, infact I have more ‘colourful’ words to describe them!
  16. I don't know how reliable this information is since I received it in an e-mail from a work colleague...But I wouldn’t be surprised if this was only the tip of the iceberg. Walahi it's sad to see that Muslims are being sujected to this in the name of freedom. ----------------------------------------------- Iraqi Physican Confirms US Chem Weapons Use In Fallujah By Omar al-Faris - JUS Jihad Unspun 11-18-4 Anger that is seething throughout Iraq and the world over the assault on Fallujah turned to rage yesterday as an Iraqi physician came forward to confirm reports of the use of banned chemical weapons in Fallujah. Speaking on the condition of anonymity to the Panorama radio station, the physician said he had just examined two dead bodies and confirmed that the victims died of banned chemical weapons. The physician found no evidence of bullet wounds, shrapnel, or any objects penetrating the bodies. It is worth noting that Mufkarat al-Islam was the first to alert readers to the use of chemical weapons by American occupying force on 11/11/2004. Since that time there have been several reports that US occupation troops has resorted to using chemical but none that could be independently verified. 34 Victims Of Banned Chemical Weapons Buried In Fallujah It is also interesting how concerned the American occupying forces were about burying the bodies that lay on the outskirts of the Jowlan neighborhood for burial in Al-Saqlawiah, with many mainstream reports that the occupiers where "cleaning up the dead. Now we have the answer. Local citizens who came to retrieve their lost ones were frisked to make sure that none of them brought cameras to document the crime using chemical weapons. American occupiers also insisted on accompanying those citizens from the moment of removing the bodies up until the final burial. 20 bodies including two women and a child were removed on Monday, 14 more on Tuesday. Mufkarat al-Islam correspondent confirmed that the dead bodies were swollen, yellow colored, and had no smell. A number of citizens requested permission to go inside Jowlan neighborhood to remove the dead but they were told (through an interpreter) that Americans cannot go with them because they do not control that area inside. A woman fleeing the war torn zone informed Mufkarat al-Islam,s correspondent that she witnessed Americans putting bodies in black plastic bags and dumping them in the river. Observers agree on one thing- Americans decided to use chemical weapons after they failed to defeat the Mujahideen in Fallujah both a cowardly and inhumane act. The Mujahideen inflicted heavy losses on the US forces in al-Fallujah prompting the Americans to employ chemical weapons for the first time since the fall of Baghdad. Reports have been received that US forces used chemical weapons in the al-Jawlan, ash-Shuhada,, and al-Jubayl neighborhoods and again last night in al-Jubayl neighborhood. Is this how intends to deal with the rest of the Sunni heartland? --------------------------------------------------
  17. If that was my exam question I would have answered that hell is both exothermic and endothermic. Because Islamic teaching say that hell does freeze over at times. I not sure about it competely but I have been told that hell has two seasons. But one I thing am sure about is that joke definately had me laughing!
  18. ^^^^ Erm....come again!?! :confused: :confused: :confused: And this time make some sense please!
  19. ^^^ I understood perfectly! I tried this before on SOL! And it didn't get far sadly. Small World GAME
  20. NOOOOOOOOO! :eek: I will not tolerate this! :mad: Why are you purposely trying to sabotage my business willo? By posting this topic you’ve given the girls the means to go off and find their own blokes! Don’t you see what you’ve done you’ve ruined me! And to answer your question…well I know where they all are and guys if you want to know you have to ask me! and ME only!
  21. ^^^ You tell him sisters! Anyways I’ve stopped wondering why Somalis stare at one another, a friend of mine has coined a new term. It’s called the “YSIS†look which stand for Your Somali I’m Somali. So next time you spot a Somali person looking at you don’t worry, they’re just thinking, “oh look another Somali!†I guess our people just love each other that much! :rolleyes: Actually I’m guilty of it myself but I’m more discreet about of course…but I doubt I do it out of love for anything!
  22. well there's a massive demand...you'll have to join the waiting list dear. once you're in the waiting list I'd say at least 4 years for a decent one.
  23. Sorry FF that model has currently run out of stock, would you consider a less capable model…that is cheaper, smaller and less attractive?
  24. Curly

    Marriage

    Marriage - Part I Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night ......... whether you're here or not." ---------------------------------------- Marriage (Part II) Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever" "Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last" ------------------------------------------- Marriage (Part III) Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house. After sometime, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings,and the irritated husband says, "what took you so long to answer the phone?" She says, "I was in bed." "In bed this early, doing what?" "Getting a second opinion!" ------------------------------------------ Marriage (Part IV) A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of Six?' His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion,shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four." --------------------------------------------- Marriage (Part V) The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
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