this is so weird. just before i got on the computrer, i was reading some hadiths and those (the ones posted) were some of the last ones i read. anways, thanks.

youre right salafi, but i enjoyed shutting them up. they make me sick just thinking about them.

hello

hes accually philippino (looks somali to me) and that doesnt look like the somali flag. the blue is too light.

im getting my mom an expensive watch that says the call of the prayer and has a compus built in. dont tell her though.

Originally posted by Devil's Advocate: Say hello to my little friend - in a Cuban accent. thats too easy, al pacino in scarface. heres another sam jackson quote "were all gonna be little fonzies, and what was fonzie?" -*******: cool? "correctomundo!"

the kuffars today cant be as bad as the kuffars in mohameds (peace, blessings and the mercy of allah be upon him) time... in fact the believers of today arent a fraction as steadfast as the believers in mohamed's (s.a.w)time. allah, show us the path and forgive us our sins. ameen, ameen. i edited.

i do that too accually, but i usually give in after 10 minutes of questionning. most times, after the 5th minute i can tell what the initial interest is (to mack, make a friend, or just to identify you). my name is very gender ambiguous an i kid alot so people are quicker to assume im a guy than a girl... ive accually had people here think i was a guy and send me p.m's. no attacks to speak of though, your case sounds highly amusing accually.

kindly ignore the past 3 pages of this thread and look at what ive found!!! maybe some of you guys are aware of it already but www.khadijasislamicresources.com/shopc.html helped me find this web-site (for canadians) http://www.alimanfashion.com/ which helped me find these http://www.alimanfashion.com/Shipment%2010...Links/106-A.htm http://www.alimanfashion.com/Shipment%2010...Links/108-A.htm im getting one for me and my mamma. i also found out that the bookstore i frequent sells clocks that perform the adhaan and watches too!!! yay!

naked on a mountain top, tootin on a flizoot ridin on a horse drinkin whiskey out a bizoot shes got a teeth and the wings of an african bat her middle is mudbone and on top of all that ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it(3x) ya mama, ya mama, ya mama ya mama look like shes been in the dryer with some rocks with the big bust nose, sucking dirt out of socks held up the ice cream truck with a sling shot she grabbed a bag of cheese corn and a soda pop ya mama root n toot and stole my loot and my suit she may have the muscles, but no shes not cute shes not pretty, oh waht a pity, got the glass titty filled up with kool-aid, just for the kiddies On a cliff butt naked, tootin on a flute riding on a horse drinking whiskey out a boot shes got the teeth and the wings of an african bat her middle name is MUD-BONE, and on top of all that *whispers* ya mama got's a wooden leg with real feet

^^^ thats the dumbest thing ive read/seen on this web site in a minute. no comment.

i have no clue what those last 2 phrases mean. care to enlighten me?

im accually a 500 pound swedish man living in my grandmothers basement. i thought it was about time i stop living a lie, this is my "coming out" if you will.

they stole my topic too, even copy and pasted my sig. *shakes fist*

the sad fact. ya mama smokes crack! shes got a burning yearning and there's no turning back! her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walks. SPIT comes out that beasts mouth when she talks. btw, all my replies are from a song called YA MAMA! by pharcyde. i wish you guys knew it, but keep telling me the jokes, and i will write down the lyrics bit by bit.

ya mom is sooooo FAT!!! *how fat is she?* ya momma is so big and fat that she can get busy with 22 buritos but times are rough. ive seen her in the back of taco bell with hand cuffs.

ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it.© pharcyde

hahhahahah, i cant believe im adding posts to htis thread, but i had to tell you, that made me laugh out loud. were the only people replying to this now. this was at the bottom not too long ago, so what are we doing? starting another round with personal attacks? how long do you think THAT will last? and how productive or useful do you think itll be? its a dead topic, that only fuels bad blood between nomads (i have no bad blood with anyone... yet).ill give you the benefit of the doubt and assume yr lil reply was for comical purposes. please, let this thread die.

- where you're from, Montreal -Your sex (for those with unisexual names) fee-male - Occupation (you can lie about this if you like ) professional moocher - What you do when you think people aren't looking? i stick my fingers in my armpits and smell em like this *sticks fingers in nose* on the real, i sometimes read the comic pages out loud in funny voices. - Favorite music i dont discriminate - General interests, etc. I dont knooooow.©homer simpson

shuttering illusions? it looks to me like youre all beating a dead horse. this has been discussed to death, and no ones opinion has been "shattered". LET IT GO!!!

for the love of god delete this thread.

^^^ you insinuated that we cant exercise self control and might be doing "what the white girls do". i cant read your mind, but i can read what you wrote, if thats not what you meant than re-phrase your statement.

mogadishusliim SomeAlien qaly karatee

gumays... hahahah, that made me smile. anyways, thats not exactly the worst faith a woman can fall to. if thats whats waiting for me than ill accept it with a semblance of dignity. *pictures self with caked up make-up and gray teeth winking at men passing me by*

^^^UUUUP!!! because yall need to read the lyrics. (when i talk/type like i got a southern accent, thats a sign that i am mad...mad has a double meaning.)