May Allah blesss you taqwa for reminding us of allah! i like men with macawiis, cumahmad and cadey to go along with it, i dont go for dhaqan dorris guys, they scare me! but i can only find a man with macawiis in badiiye, inshaalalh one day i will go there and find such a man

Take pride in your appearance and how you carry yourself - you only have one chance to make a good first impression. No matter what you'r wearing ie; Valentino/Armani/One dollar Store suit - its all about your Manners ~ any Lady would eventually dress her hubby up ~ no doubt most of you could use a lill touch up, here n' there. But how come Nobody likes the fashionable Nomad style: Macawis/Cimaamad/Tusbax + Bakoorad? Some prefer Boots to go with their outfit ~~ Darn! whatever happened to the Dacas? God Bless. ------------------ Live today to the fullest because tomorrow is not promised".

These al Qeada guys are sick. They are tranishing the name of Islam. As a muslim they do not speak for me. They speak for themselves and greedy friends. They ruled our sisters in Afghanistan in the most disrespectfull way. I can't belive that these punks can trick people into thinking that they fight for muslims. May allah rid them of us. Amin

Ashwaq i couldn't agree with you more....a guy who smells good with a killer confidence gets a second look from me....also go with the basic colors and leave the flushing colors to us(ladies)...know what looks good on you cuz every style is not for every1 so you should know the collor that makes you sparkle just my opinion ------------------ "Don't let life discourage you;everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was"

a lady in my neighborhood has PH.D in her field she is psycologist. she is in her thrities, single and earns pretty decent income. she told me most somalian guys aren't interested in her cuz they feel somewhat uncomfortable...i don't know about you guys but that tells most of the brothers wanna wify that cooks cleans and sits her butt home...what ya think peace ------------------ "Don't let life discourage you;everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was"

The word Terrorist is a political word Libaax-Sankataabte I think you made agreat point here Bismilahirrahmanirahim, ALhamdulilahirabilalemin, May Allahs peace and blessings be on our prophet Muhammed, One of the singn of the Al Sa'at Al uzma(The great hour) is when de tyrants rule their nations. And groups of people rebel against them they use this word and label groups. the main thing today.Is are you Muslim or an infidel. The strugle for worldly benefit Muslims v.s. Infidels the strugle in Palestine is for revenge and for wordly benefit (for their Lands.) a muslim should not retaliate unless he is attacked. He should provoce evil but good. but Yet the Jews are cowards they are afraid to die because they know they will meet Allah and feel his wrath yet they still do not acknowledge Allah. when I read the news that the Jews put 60 muslims in front of their tanks, I don;t understand it why use tanks if you have human shields the Jews are nothing but the lowest of the lowest and for them their is eternal Hell-fire. And Allah SWT knows best. Wa aleykum sàlam wa rahmatulahi wa barakatuhu oNe LOVE mean loving your country from heart not just mouth A SOMALIA The TREUE SOMALIAN Say No to Qabil becouse-QABIL AND Qaxooti Go together.

that was really good.....thnx sis..but u know what i will not let my body or my possessions or my family...or my soul how about if I am fair to them all...then it works right?? ------------------ Each one of us is a masterpiece in progress

MrJibril: So what u saying is, somali girls can't come to the somali restraunts...?maqaayadihii ayaanu idin dhaafnay hadane ma restraunts kii cuntada aanu ka cunu laheyn miyaanu idin daynaa?... PLus I didn't say cafe that is jeebkaada, I said restraunts ama maqaayad cunto not sambuusi iyo shaah, but hilib ari iyo bariis. They r two different things. Wiilwaal: There ain't no hypicrities here. U misunderstood totally what I was saying bro...I don't lead dual life if that is what u r referring to. I am more somali than anyone else bro...n I don't wear particular dress that defines me, rather I wear jeans in winter times n dirac during summer...Hadaad ileedahahay daxan u dhimo diracaada wado, no thnx i am not suicidal. U r right 'birds of the sam feather do flock together"...that is I stick with my school mates coz I am a student. n yes I do stick with my somali fellas coz... I am somali..simple. Barwaaqo: Atariisho, its not culture that is being criticized rather behavior sis. I am in love with anyone that wears anything that is somali...however, I gotta pinpoint the annoying behaviors some of somali ppl exihibit. I know its not fair but problems have to be address.. I started up this topic, so that we know what is not right with our culture or our ignorances for that matter. I am saying "our"..so that no one takes it personal... ------------------ Each one of us is a masterpiece in progress

That is deep sista! thanx for sharing.....

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Hello there Idhadeeq i used to be a great believer of getting what you want nomater the cost......but you know it doesnt work with somali guys i once have asked a guy out and believe i regret it till this day because he took it all the wrong way and tried to take advantage of me until i later found out he wasn't at all what i tought he was and i was like bro sorry but i'm out of this crap you call relationship anyway if you think you really want this guy and there is no way around it just smile and be cool the next time ya say hi to each other and make sure to keep the conversation flowing for at least couple minute than you will get a feel of if he is really what you think he is that's my two cents

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Hey Gurl, well am glad to see a fellow nomad seeking the advice from her nomad brothers n' sisters. Warms my heart..lol. Ok, turning our heads to the issue at hand, here's my 2 cents on this. I would say have a friend introduce you guys. Be friends with him when you feel comfortable with him, ask him out. Trust your heart, you'll come up with a line that will be irristable for him to ignore. Hopefully, he'll agree. Good luck abaayo. To Taqwa: Well brother, where in Islam does it suggest that a women can't propose to a man? I can't think of instances, but am pretty sure there are examples in the Prophet's time (SAW). I'll get back to you on this. Ma'asalaamaaa Nomadzzzzzz.

LOOOOOOOOL@LST That was hilarious! Hibo: I understand what u r asking....but I don't hav anything to vent out 'bout Somalis. They do hav some unusual and special traits but I wouldn't hav it any other way. Can u imagine Somalis behaving like Indians, other Africans or even whites?...naah...its jus not natural. We can't be anything BUT Somali....however much we might try to change ourselves. Do u know there are some old Somali seamen who've lived in Britain for over 50 years....and yet they still look and act like typical geeljireyaal! Its like they've never been away from hawdkii, walking around town with macawiisyo and bakoorado. I think that is good, it shows that we hav strong identities and values. Yeah some ppl annoy me, but that don't mean I hate them. And Yeah we do seem to have a knack 4 hurting each other, but like they say wat doesn't kill u makes u stronger . Next to Allah, my family is the most important thing to me, but they cause me the most grief too....damn, but they can be irritating!....it doesn't stop me from loving them though. Same wit Somalis as a whole, the fact that most of us always complain 'bout each other is 'cos we care 'bout each other. If we didn't then we wouldn't give a damn if ppl stare at u, or if they smell, or if they copy each other.... Am I right or am I right?......lol. [This message has been edited by BARWAAQO (edited 04-08-2002).]

Ladyfatima: Don't wonder, these ladies are going to delegate me on the things they most often can't decide. Plus, at least I've what it takes to judge their formal beauty.

Indhadeer: Sis let me save u a lot of future heartache: U say hello, he says hello, u chat on the phone, go out a couple of times, u really like him, then u find out his last girlfriend treated him like shit and he would like to return the favour to u, u beat the hell out of him, then u cry, u cry, u dry ur tears and get on wit ur life until the next loser comes along..... My advice?.....DON'T BOTHER ASKING HIM OUT!

LadyFatima is too fat, she is not ready for it. lol

This to the young cats who waste there time on spitting rhymes wasting they time, this da glory of my life story(I used to be like u nomads) Deep at night, I had this dialogue with Satan. Shortly, I heard the Fajr prayer call. I wanted to go to the mosque. · He said: “The night is still long, so take a nap.” · I said: “I’m afraid I’ll miss my obligatory prayer!” · He said: “There is much time to go ” · I said: “I’m afraid I’ll miss praying in congregation.” · He said: “Don’t be too harsh on yourself in worship.” Then, I didn’t wake up until the sun had already risen. · He whispered to me again saying: “Don’t feel sorry for what you have missed. The day is still full of many other chances.” As soon as I started mentioning Allah, he brought to my mind all kinds of thoughts. · I said: “You are diverting me from making Duaa’.” · He said: “Just delay it until the night.” Shortly, I intended to repent. · He said: “Enjoy your young age before it comes to an end”! · I said: “I’m too afraid of death.” · He said: “But your life will not end now.” I started to memorize Qor’an · He said: “Entertain yourself with songs.” · I said: “But it’s an unlawful thing to do.” · He said: “Scholars differed on that matter · I said: “The evidences from the Prophet’s sayings (peace be upon him) are with me” · He said: “But you know their sources are weak!” A beautiful lady passed by, so I lowered my gaze. · He said: “What’s wrong? It’s just a gaze”! · I said: “A gaze puts me in a dangerous place.” · He said: “It’s lawful to contemplate in grace.” I went to the Kaaba (The Ancient House of Allah). There he was with me on the way. · He said: “What’s the reason behind this trip?” · I said: “To make ‘Umrah’.” · He said: “You have risked dangers (on your travel) to do this Umra. Don’t you know that good deeds have plenty of other doors?!!” · I said: “But my life needs a change for the better” · He said: “Don’t you know that you can’t enter Paradise through your deeds? I went to give advice to people. · He said: ”Don’t put yourself in an embaressing situation. · I said: “But, my only aim is to benefit others.” · He said: “That’s a trap of self-admiration, and it is indeed the head of corruption.” · I said: “Tell me your opinion about some people.” · He said: “ I can answer you of the private, as well as the general.” · I said: “Ahmed Ibn Hanbal?” · He said: “His calling to follow Quraan and Sunnah was killing me.” · I said: “Ibn Taymeyah?” · He said: “His words hit my head like a daily beating.” · I said: “Al-Bukhari?” · He said: “I can even burn my house with his book.” · I said: “Al-Haggag?” · He said: “I wish 1000 of men are like him. His way is cure and happiness to my colleagues of Satans.” · I said: “Pharoah?” · He said: “Oh, to him victory and support we owe.” · I said: “Saladin, the Hero of the battle of “Hetteen”?” · He said: “Let us not talk of him…he brought humiliation to my sons, and buried our heads in mud.” · I said: “Mohamed Ibn Abdul Wahab?” · He said: “His messages were like the heavenly fiery stars that were burning my heart” · I said: “Abu Jahl?” · He said: “The best kinship and brothers we are.” · I said: “Abu Lahab?” · He said: “We are together in every step forever.” · I said: “Lenin?” · He said: “Bounded by me, with Stalin on fire.” · I said: “Nude Magazines?” · He said: “Are my holy books.” · I said: “Satellites?” · He said: “Make people diabolical.” · I said: “Coffee Shops?” · He said: “Welcome everyone who is diverted from Allah and the right way.” · I said: “What is your duaa (athkaar)?” · He said: “Songs.” · I said: “What is your job?” · He said: “ False Hopes.” · I said: “What do you think about the Markets?” · He said: “Clubs where my friends meet.” · I said: “What do you think of the Socialist party?” · He said: “It is with which I have shared all my belongings, to whom I taught all my thoughts, intentions and prayers.” · I said: “How do you misguide people?” · He said: “By desires, doubts, distracting amusements, hopes and songs.” · I said: “How do you misguide women?” · He said: “I tempt them towards showing off their beauty, and favoring the prohibited over the lawful. · I said: “How do you misguide the Scholars?” · He said: “By paving the way for them to admiration and showing off, and by planting envy and pride in their hearts.” · I said: “How do you misguide people as general?” · He said: “Through back-biting, tale-fabrication, wasting their times in things of no value and in useless cheap conversations.” · I said: “How do you misguide merchants?” · He said: “By tempting them to deal with bribery, making them hate paying charity and by making spendthriftness beloved.” · I said: “How do you misguide young people?” · He said: “By making them fall in the trap of love, reckless in following Allah’s orders and committing the prohibited.” · I said: “What do you think of “Israel”, the Jewish state?” · He said: “Oh, don’t try to backbite and speak ill of my beloved home country, the most dear to my heart.” · I said: “What do you think of Abu Nawwas?” · He said: “Such a respectful character. His poems really inspired me.” · I said: “And “modernity”?” · He said: “The inheritors of our satanic knowledge.” · I said: “Secularity?” · He said: “That’s my belief, and its believers are the cheating magicians and creators of false hopes. We all bear same names.” · I said: “What do you think of Washington?” · He said: “The state of my beloved ones and the base for my army. Indeed it is my nation.” · I said: “What do you think of those people who call to the word of Allah?” · He said: “They are torturing me! They inflict a lot of pain and misery on me. They made me an old man with gray hair! They destroy all what I build! They make noise when I speak, read when I sing, and seek refuge from me when I show up.” · I said: “What do you say about newspapers?” · He said: “Means for wasting people’s time, especially that of the elite, and means for stealing money.” · I said: “What do you think of the BBC?” · He said: “It’s my weapon. Through it I put the poison in the honey, ignite wars between Arabs, Somalis & the other nations and flatter both the oppressor and oppressed.” · I said: “What did you do with the Crow?” · He said: “I made him kill his brother and bury him under earth till he disappeared.” · I said: “What did you do with Karoon?” · He said: “I whispered to him: You son of the old man. Save the treasuries to win. You are one of the greatest men.” · I said: “What did you say to Pharoah?” · He said: “I told him: You are the greatest one in the palace. To win say: “Isn’t it me who possess the power over Egypt?”.” · I said: “What did you say to the one who drinks wine?” · He said: “I told him you should drink this grape’s juice. It is the answer to all your problems. It wipes out your troubles. And don’t worry, you know the way to repentance and its doors are always opened for you.” · I said: “What kills you?” · He said: “Reading the verses of “Al Kursy” (the Chair). It prevents me from breathing and makes me feel I’m in an eternal prison, in a night full of misery.” · I said: “Who are the most beloved people to you?” · He said: “Singers, poets that aim at misguiding people, sins doers, and every cunning person who goes astray.” · I said: “Who is the most hateful person to you?” · He said: “Mosque-goers, everyone who kneels and prostrates to Allah, every pious and sincere worshipper, and every fighter in the cause of Allah.” · I said: “I hereby seek refuge in Allah from you.” The moment I said so, he disappeared as though melting into the sand - and this is the liar’s end. Ali Dirie use to be a Satan member looooooool ------------------ after so many years of crazy life I found Islam one more time

This to the young cats who waste there time on spitting rhymes wasting they time, this da glory of my life story(I used to be like u nomads) Deep at night, I had this dialogue with Satan. Shortly, I heard the Fajr prayer call. I wanted to go to the mosque. · He said: “The night is still long, so take a nap.” · I said: “I’m afraid I’ll miss my obligatory prayer!” · He said: “There is much time to go ” · I said: “I’m afraid I’ll miss praying in congregation.” · He said: “Don’t be too harsh on yourself in worship.” Then, I didn’t wake up until the sun had already risen. · He whispered to me again saying: “Don’t feel sorry for what you have missed. The day is still full of many other chances.” As soon as I started mentioning Allah, he brought to my mind all kinds of thoughts. · I said: “You are diverting me from making Duaa’.” · He said: “Just delay it until the night.” Shortly, I intended to repent. · He said: “Enjoy your young age before it comes to an end”! · I said: “I’m too afraid of death.” · He said: “But your life will not end now.” I started to memorize Qor’an · He said: “Entertain yourself with songs.” · I said: “But it’s an unlawful thing to do.” · He said: “Scholars differed on that matter · I said: “The evidences from the Prophet’s sayings (peace be upon him) are with me” · He said: “But you know their sources are weak!” A beautiful lady passed by, so I lowered my gaze. · He said: “What’s wrong? It’s just a gaze”! · I said: “A gaze puts me in a dangerous place.” · He said: “It’s lawful to contemplate in grace.” I went to the Kaaba (The Ancient House of Allah). There he was with me on the way. · He said: “What’s the reason behind this trip?” · I said: “To make ‘Umrah’.” · He said: “You have risked dangers (on your travel) to do this Umra. Don’t you know that good deeds have plenty of other doors?!!” · I said: “But my life needs a change for the better” · He said: “Don’t you know that you can’t enter Paradise through your deeds? I went to give advice to people. · He said: ”Don’t put yourself in an embaressing situation. · I said: “But, my only aim is to benefit others.” · He said: “That’s a trap of self-admiration, and it is indeed the head of corruption.” · I said: “Tell me your opinion about some people.” · He said: “ I can answer you of the private, as well as the general.” · I said: “Ahmed Ibn Hanbal?” · He said: “His calling to follow Quraan and Sunnah was killing me.” · I said: “Ibn Taymeyah?” · He said: “His words hit my head like a daily beating.” · I said: “Al-Bukhari?” · He said: “I can even burn my house with his book.” · I said: “Al-Haggag?” · He said: “I wish 1000 of men are like him. His way is cure and happiness to my colleagues of Satans.” · I said: “Pharoah?” · He said: “Oh, to him victory and support we owe.” · I said: “Saladin, the Hero of the battle of “Hetteen”?” · He said: “Let us not talk of him…he brought humiliation to my sons, and buried our heads in mud.” · I said: “Mohamed Ibn Abdul Wahab?” · He said: “His messages were like the heavenly fiery stars that were burning my heart” · I said: “Abu Jahl?” · He said: “The best kinship and brothers we are.” · I said: “Abu Lahab?” · He said: “We are together in every step forever.” · I said: “Lenin?” · He said: “Bounded by me, with Stalin on fire.” · I said: “Nude Magazines?” · He said: “Are my holy books.” · I said: “Satellites?” · He said: “Make people diabolical.” · I said: “Coffee Shops?” · He said: “Welcome everyone who is diverted from Allah and the right way.” · I said: “What is your duaa (athkaar)?” · He said: “Songs.” · I said: “What is your job?” · He said: “ False Hopes.” · I said: “What do you think about the Markets?” · He said: “Clubs where my friends meet.” · I said: “What do you think of the Socialist party?” · He said: “It is with which I have shared all my belongings, to whom I taught all my thoughts, intentions and prayers.” · I said: “How do you misguide people?” · He said: “By desires, doubts, distracting amusements, hopes and songs.” · I said: “How do you misguide women?” · He said: “I tempt them towards showing off their beauty, and favoring the prohibited over the lawful. · I said: “How do you misguide the Scholars?” · He said: “By paving the way for them to admiration and showing off, and by planting envy and pride in their hearts.” · I said: “How do you misguide people as general?” · He said: “Through back-biting, tale-fabrication, wasting their times in things of no value and in useless cheap conversations.” · I said: “How do you misguide merchants?” · He said: “By tempting them to deal with bribery, making them hate paying charity and by making spendthriftness beloved.” · I said: “How do you misguide young people?” · He said: “By making them fall in the trap of love, reckless in following Allah’s orders and committing the prohibited.” · I said: “What do you think of “Israel”, the Jewish state?” · He said: “Oh, don’t try to backbite and speak ill of my beloved home country, the most dear to my heart.” · I said: “What do you think of Abu Nawwas?” · He said: “Such a respectful character. His poems really inspired me.” · I said: “And “modernity”?” · He said: “The inheritors of our satanic knowledge.” · I said: “Secularity?” · He said: “That’s my belief, and its believers are the cheating magicians and creators of false hopes. We all bear same names.” · I said: “What do you think of Washington?” · He said: “The state of my beloved ones and the base for my army. Indeed it is my nation.” · I said: “What do you think of those people who call to the word of Allah?” · He said: “They are torturing me! They inflict a lot of pain and misery on me. They made me an old man with gray hair! They destroy all what I build! They make noise when I speak, read when I sing, and seek refuge from me when I show up.” · I said: “What do you say about newspapers?” · He said: “Means for wasting people’s time, especially that of the elite, and means for stealing money.” · I said: “What do you think of the BBC?” · He said: “It’s my weapon. Through it I put the poison in the honey, ignite wars between Arabs, Somalis & the other nations and flatter both the oppressor and oppressed.” · I said: “What did you do with the Crow?” · He said: “I made him kill his brother and bury him under earth till he disappeared.” · I said: “What did you do with Karoon?” · He said: “I whispered to him: You son of the old man. Save the treasuries to win. You are one of the greatest men.” · I said: “What did you say to Pharoah?” · He said: “I told him: You are the greatest one in the palace. To win say: “Isn’t it me who possess the power over Egypt?”.” · I said: “What did you say to the one who drinks wine?” · He said: “I told him you should drink this grape’s juice. It is the answer to all your problems. It wipes out your troubles. And don’t worry, you know the way to repentance and its doors are always opened for you.” · I said: “What kills you?” · He said: “Reading the verses of “Al Kursy” (the Chair). It prevents me from breathing and makes me feel I’m in an eternal prison, in a night full of misery.” · I said: “Who are the most beloved people to you?” · He said: “Singers, poets that aim at misguiding people, sins doers, and every cunning person who goes astray.” · I said: “Who is the most hateful person to you?” · He said: “Mosque-goers, everyone who kneels and prostrates to Allah, every pious and sincere worshipper, and every fighter in the cause of Allah.” · I said: “I hereby seek refuge in Allah from you.” The moment I said so, he disappeared as though melting into the sand - and this is the liar’s end. Ali Dirie use to be a Satan member looooooool ------------------ after so many years of crazy life I found Islam one more time

This to the young cats who waste there time on spitting rhymes wasting they time, this da glory of my life story(I used to be like u nomads) Deep at night, I had this dialogue with Satan. Shortly, I heard the Fajr prayer call. I wanted to go to the mosque. · He said: “The night is still long, so take a nap.” · I said: “I’m afraid I’ll miss my obligatory prayer!” · He said: “There is much time to go ” · I said: “I’m afraid I’ll miss praying in congregation.” · He said: “Don’t be too harsh on yourself in worship.” Then, I didn’t wake up until the sun had already risen. · He whispered to me again saying: “Don’t feel sorry for what you have missed. The day is still full of many other chances.” As soon as I started mentioning Allah, he brought to my mind all kinds of thoughts. · I said: “You are diverting me from making Duaa’.” · He said: “Just delay it until the night.” Shortly, I intended to repent. · He said: “Enjoy your young age before it comes to an end”! · I said: “I’m too afraid of death.” · He said: “But your life will not end now.” I started to memorize Qor’an · He said: “Entertain yourself with songs.” · I said: “But it’s an unlawful thing to do.” · He said: “Scholars differed on that matter · I said: “The evidences from the Prophet’s sayings (peace be upon him) are with me” · He said: “But you know their sources are weak!” A beautiful lady passed by, so I lowered my gaze. · He said: “What’s wrong? It’s just a gaze”! · I said: “A gaze puts me in a dangerous place.” · He said: “It’s lawful to contemplate in grace.” I went to the Kaaba (The Ancient House of Allah). There he was with me on the way. · He said: “What’s the reason behind this trip?” · I said: “To make ‘Umrah’.” · He said: “You have risked dangers (on your travel) to do this Umra. Don’t you know that good deeds have plenty of other doors?!!” · I said: “But my life needs a change for the better” · He said: “Don’t you know that you can’t enter Paradise through your deeds? I went to give advice to people. · He said: ”Don’t put yourself in an embaressing situation. · I said: “But, my only aim is to benefit others.” · He said: “That’s a trap of self-admiration, and it is indeed the head of corruption.” · I said: “Tell me your opinion about some people.” · He said: “ I can answer you of the private, as well as the general.” · I said: “Ahmed Ibn Hanbal?” · He said: “His calling to follow Quraan and Sunnah was killing me.” · I said: “Ibn Taymeyah?” · He said: “His words hit my head like a daily beating.” · I said: “Al-Bukhari?” · He said: “I can even burn my house with his book.” · I said: “Al-Haggag?” · He said: “I wish 1000 of men are like him. His way is cure and happiness to my colleagues of Satans.” · I said: “Pharoah?” · He said: “Oh, to him victory and support we owe.” · I said: “Saladin, the Hero of the battle of “Hetteen”?” · He said: “Let us not talk of him…he brought humiliation to my sons, and buried our heads in mud.” · I said: “Mohamed Ibn Abdul Wahab?” · He said: “His messages were like the heavenly fiery stars that were burning my heart” · I said: “Abu Jahl?” · He said: “The best kinship and brothers we are.” · I said: “Abu Lahab?” · He said: “We are together in every step forever.” · I said: “Lenin?” · He said: “Bounded by me, with Stalin on fire.” · I said: “Nude Magazines?” · He said: “Are my holy books.” · I said: “Satellites?” · He said: “Make people diabolical.” · I said: “Coffee Shops?” · He said: “Welcome everyone who is diverted from Allah and the right way.” · I said: “What is your duaa (athkaar)?” · He said: “Songs.” · I said: “What is your job?” · He said: “ False Hopes.” · I said: “What do you think about the Markets?” · He said: “Clubs where my friends meet.” · I said: “What do you think of the Socialist party?” · He said: “It is with which I have shared all my belongings, to whom I taught all my thoughts, intentions and prayers.” · I said: “How do you misguide people?” · He said: “By desires, doubts, distracting amusements, hopes and songs.” · I said: “How do you misguide women?” · He said: “I tempt them towards showing off their beauty, and favoring the prohibited over the lawful. · I said: “How do you misguide the Scholars?” · He said: “By paving the way for them to admiration and showing off, and by planting envy and pride in their hearts.” · I said: “How do you misguide people as general?” · He said: “Through back-biting, tale-fabrication, wasting their times in things of no value and in useless cheap conversations.” · I said: “How do you misguide merchants?” · He said: “By tempting them to deal with bribery, making them hate paying charity and by making spendthriftness beloved.” · I said: “How do you misguide young people?” · He said: “By making them fall in the trap of love, reckless in following Allah’s orders and committing the prohibited.” · I said: “What do you think of “Israel”, the Jewish state?” · He said: “Oh, don’t try to backbite and speak ill of my beloved home country, the most dear to my heart.” · I said: “What do you think of Abu Nawwas?” · He said: “Such a respectful character. His poems really inspired me.” · I said: “And “modernity”?” · He said: “The inheritors of our satanic knowledge.” · I said: “Secularity?” · He said: “That’s my belief, and its believers are the cheating magicians and creators of false hopes. We all bear same names.” · I said: “What do you think of Washington?” · He said: “The state of my beloved ones and the base for my army. Indeed it is my nation.” · I said: “What do you think of those people who call to the word of Allah?” · He said: “They are torturing me! They inflict a lot of pain and misery on me. They made me an old man with gray hair! They destroy all what I build! They make noise when I speak, read when I sing, and seek refuge from me when I show up.” · I said: “What do you say about newspapers?” · He said: “Means for wasting people’s time, especially that of the elite, and means for stealing money.” · I said: “What do you think of the BBC?” · He said: “It’s my weapon. Through it I put the poison in the honey, ignite wars between Arabs, Somalis & the other nations and flatter both the oppressor and oppressed.” · I said: “What did you do with the Crow?” · He said: “I made him kill his brother and bury him under earth till he disappeared.” · I said: “What did you do with Karoon?” · He said: “I whispered to him: You son of the old man. Save the treasuries to win. You are one of the greatest men.” · I said: “What did you say to Pharoah?” · He said: “I told him: You are the greatest one in the palace. To win say: “Isn’t it me who possess the power over Egypt?”.” · I said: “What did you say to the one who drinks wine?” · He said: “I told him you should drink this grape’s juice. It is the answer to all your problems. It wipes out your troubles. And don’t worry, you know the way to repentance and its doors are always opened for you.” · I said: “What kills you?” · He said: “Reading the verses of “Al Kursy” (the Chair). It prevents me from breathing and makes me feel I’m in an eternal prison, in a night full of misery.” · I said: “Who are the most beloved people to you?” · He said: “Singers, poets that aim at misguiding people, sins doers, and every cunning person who goes astray.” · I said: “Who is the most hateful person to you?” · He said: “Mosque-goers, everyone who kneels and prostrates to Allah, every pious and sincere worshipper, and every fighter in the cause of Allah.” · I said: “I hereby seek refuge in Allah from you.” The moment I said so, he disappeared as though melting into the sand - and this is the liar’s end. Ali Dirie use to be a Satan member looooooool ------------------ after so many years of crazy life I found Islam one more time

This to the young cats who waste there time on spitting rhymes wasting they time, this da glory of my life story(I used to be like u nomads) Deep at night, I had this dialogue with Satan. Shortly, I heard the Fajr prayer call. I wanted to go to the mosque. · He said: “The night is still long, so take a nap.” · I said: “I’m afraid I’ll miss my obligatory prayer!” · He said: “There is much time to go ” · I said: “I’m afraid I’ll miss praying in congregation.” · He said: “Don’t be too harsh on yourself in worship.” Then, I didn’t wake up until the sun had already risen. · He whispered to me again saying: “Don’t feel sorry for what you have missed. The day is still full of many other chances.” As soon as I started mentioning Allah, he brought to my mind all kinds of thoughts. · I said: “You are diverting me from making Duaa’.” · He said: “Just delay it until the night.” Shortly, I intended to repent. · He said: “Enjoy your young age before it comes to an end”! · I said: “I’m too afraid of death.” · He said: “But your life will not end now.” I started to memorize Qor’an · He said: “Entertain yourself with songs.” · I said: “But it’s an unlawful thing to do.” · He said: “Scholars differed on that matter · I said: “The evidences from the Prophet’s sayings (peace be upon him) are with me” · He said: “But you know their sources are weak!” A beautiful lady passed by, so I lowered my gaze. · He said: “What’s wrong? It’s just a gaze”! · I said: “A gaze puts me in a dangerous place.” · He said: “It’s lawful to contemplate in grace.” I went to the Kaaba (The Ancient House of Allah). There he was with me on the way. · He said: “What’s the reason behind this trip?” · I said: “To make ‘Umrah’.” · He said: “You have risked dangers (on your travel) to do this Umra. Don’t you know that good deeds have plenty of other doors?!!” · I said: “But my life needs a change for the better” · He said: “Don’t you know that you can’t enter Paradise through your deeds? I went to give advice to people. · He said: ”Don’t put yourself in an embaressing situation. · I said: “But, my only aim is to benefit others.” · He said: “That’s a trap of self-admiration, and it is indeed the head of corruption.” · I said: “Tell me your opinion about some people.” · He said: “ I can answer you of the private, as well as the general.” · I said: “Ahmed Ibn Hanbal?” · He said: “His calling to follow Quraan and Sunnah was killing me.” · I said: “Ibn Taymeyah?” · He said: “His words hit my head like a daily beating.” · I said: “Al-Bukhari?” · He said: “I can even burn my house with his book.” · I said: “Al-Haggag?” · He said: “I wish 1000 of men are like him. His way is cure and happiness to my colleagues of Satans.” · I said: “Pharoah?” · He said: “Oh, to him victory and support we owe.” · I said: “Saladin, the Hero of the battle of “Hetteen”?” · He said: “Let us not talk of him…he brought humiliation to my sons, and buried our heads in mud.” · I said: “Mohamed Ibn Abdul Wahab?” · He said: “His messages were like the heavenly fiery stars that were burning my heart” · I said: “Abu Jahl?” · He said: “The best kinship and brothers we are.” · I said: “Abu Lahab?” · He said: “We are together in every step forever.” · I said: “Lenin?” · He said: “Bounded by me, with Stalin on fire.” · I said: “Nude Magazines?” · He said: “Are my holy books.” · I said: “Satellites?” · He said: “Make people diabolical.” · I said: “Coffee Shops?” · He said: “Welcome everyone who is diverted from Allah and the right way.” · I said: “What is your duaa (athkaar)?” · He said: “Songs.” · I said: “What is your job?” · He said: “ False Hopes.” · I said: “What do you think about the Markets?” · He said: “Clubs where my friends meet.” · I said: “What do you think of the Socialist party?” · He said: “It is with which I have shared all my belongings, to whom I taught all my thoughts, intentions and prayers.” · I said: “How do you misguide people?” · He said: “By desires, doubts, distracting amusements, hopes and songs.” · I said: “How do you misguide women?” · He said: “I tempt them towards showing off their beauty, and favoring the prohibited over the lawful. · I said: “How do you misguide the Scholars?” · He said: “By paving the way for them to admiration and showing off, and by planting envy and pride in their hearts.” · I said: “How do you misguide people as general?” · He said: “Through back-biting, tale-fabrication, wasting their times in things of no value and in useless cheap conversations.” · I said: “How do you misguide merchants?” · He said: “By tempting them to deal with bribery, making them hate paying charity and by making spendthriftness beloved.” · I said: “How do you misguide young people?” · He said: “By making them fall in the trap of love, reckless in following Allah’s orders and committing the prohibited.” · I said: “What do you think of “Israel”, the Jewish state?” · He said: “Oh, don’t try to backbite and speak ill of my beloved home country, the most dear to my heart.” · I said: “What do you think of Abu Nawwas?” · He said: “Such a respectful character. His poems really inspired me.” · I said: “And “modernity”?” · He said: “The inheritors of our satanic knowledge.” · I said: “Secularity?” · He said: “That’s my belief, and its believers are the cheating magicians and creators of false hopes. We all bear same names.” · I said: “What do you think of Washington?” · He said: “The state of my beloved ones and the base for my army. Indeed it is my nation.” · I said: “What do you think of those people who call to the word of Allah?” · He said: “They are torturing me! They inflict a lot of pain and misery on me. They made me an old man with gray hair! They destroy all what I build! They make noise when I speak, read when I sing, and seek refuge from me when I show up.” · I said: “What do you say about newspapers?” · He said: “Means for wasting people’s time, especially that of the elite, and means for stealing money.” · I said: “What do you think of the BBC?” · He said: “It’s my weapon. Through it I put the poison in the honey, ignite wars between Arabs, Somalis & the other nations and flatter both the oppressor and oppressed.” · I said: “What did you do with the Crow?” · He said: “I made him kill his brother and bury him under earth till he disappeared.” · I said: “What did you do with Karoon?” · He said: “I whispered to him: You son of the old man. Save the treasuries to win. You are one of the greatest men.” · I said: “What did you say to Pharoah?” · He said: “I told him: You are the greatest one in the palace. To win say: “Isn’t it me who possess the power over Egypt?”.” · I said: “What did you say to the one who drinks wine?” · He said: “I told him you should drink this grape’s juice. It is the answer to all your problems. It wipes out your troubles. And don’t worry, you know the way to repentance and its doors are always opened for you.” · I said: “What kills you?” · He said: “Reading the verses of “Al Kursy” (the Chair). It prevents me from breathing and makes me feel I’m in an eternal prison, in a night full of misery.” · I said: “Who are the most beloved people to you?” · He said: “Singers, poets that aim at misguiding people, sins doers, and every cunning person who goes astray.” · I said: “Who is the most hateful person to you?” · He said: “Mosque-goers, everyone who kneels and prostrates to Allah, every pious and sincere worshipper, and every fighter in the cause of Allah.” · I said: “I hereby seek refuge in Allah from you.” The moment I said so, he disappeared as though melting into the sand - and this is the liar’s end. Ali Dirie use to be a Satan member looooooool ------------------ after so many years of crazy life I found Islam one more time

Text I think Mandeeq, you don't have to worry about to say anything to a Boy or "man which ever you like to be", as long as the boy doesn't give you that chance and he is too hurry to know weather you upto same thing as him or understand the consiquences wheather you want him or not. but if you afraid the guy you too keen to , is not noiticing your empressions then tell him that he is "A BIG HEADED DUFT", other words that you are in love or attract him which ever easier for you.

even though the question doesn't concern me, I would like to say that most ladies like the idea of muscules, the shape and the structure of the man before the material, since most men tend to evaluate ladies from their structural bodies. dharka waxey kahelaan gabdhaha kudhagan oo fashion ka ah ayaantaan. Wiilasha daraadood eey ugashteen nooh. lol

Lolo@Abdinur! That was some funny stuff....both busted.....