In Kismayu, Chickens have been introduced to Patrol the borders of its nativeland. These chickens are going to start playing a more active role in preventing Internet Bubbles – um, UFOs and their families from making flying incursions onto their sovereign soil. Inakabachaan has complained that his family is always woken up by blinding saucers that come through his wondows that scare the macaawis out of his waist. He has so far lost his wife who took off with a baac madoow and his two cats. So the present regime had no alternative but to introduce these fearless chickens. For one thing, chickens are much easier on the public purse. They literally work for… well, actually, its not that much different from what the other border officials make. But the housing costs are just a fraction. The best part is that Bubbles who try to sneak across our borders will never suspect surveillance from Gen. Gidir Muhammeds chickens. These are highly trained fowl with sophisticated communications and infra-red technology at their disposal. They’ve been trained to cluck loudly whenever they spot a rolling bubble. As part of the intricate surveillance web – dubbed Operation Big Duuso -- chicken clucks are monitored on a 24 hour basis from Xamar. If any Bubble has the temerity to tangle with one of our chickens they’ll be sorry. “One cluck and your out.” Have you ever been chased by a dozen half-crazed, blood-thirsty Gen. Gidir Muhammed chickens? It can be a nasty business, but we Somalis know that a vicious chicken in the hand is much more effective in gaining control of a tense situation than a piddly hand gun or an AK 47 carried on the shoulder. A bird in the hand is worth to two AK47 in the bush. A recent survey of Dhuusomareeb found that the average Somali citizen doesn’t know much about the Internet bubble. They consider our second largest source of employment to be fur-bearing goats. Ha-ha-ha! Its third largest, because chicken farms have taken second place. We’re gearing up for a massive expansion of our chicken program said Gen. Gidir Muhammed. He said Somalis have been cursed …that is why big humongous bubbles are relentless in their attacks. Too nice, my ass. We’re just smart enough to fight bubbles with chicken. ------------------ ("`-''-/").___..--''"`-._ `6_ 6 ) `-. ( ).`-.__.`) (_Y_.)' ._ ) `._ `. ``-..-' _..`--'_..-_/ /--'_.' ,' (il),-`` (li),` ((!.-` S-h-a-q-ss-ii

"War against Terrorism" is a new strategy of waging war against any country that does not support America. All of middle-east is "terrorist", Somalia is a terrorist, even crackheads in the streets of DC are terrorist "because they help fund terrorist". It's Bush, Jr. new term. It's a term that is conjured up to cover the fact that all these so-called terrorist countries have resources that the Bush admin want but can't have unless they bomb the shit out those countries, and "rebuild", as they had done with the Talibans. It's an "axis of evil" that Afganistan happens to be in the way of the oil in the Caspian Sea, and ain't it a coincidence that, that's where Bin Laden is supposedly hidin'? ------------------ Don't get mad..Just my opinion!

Hmmmmmm! Noticed couple of other similar(s*x) threads. Feels like am recovering from a long comma - somebody please tell me, Since when did our youngsters become so interested about this? Cajiib God Bless. ------------------ Live today to the fullest because tomorrow is not promised".

I understand what ur tryin to say sis! I just wasn't sure bout those products which was why I asked. Thanx very much 4 ur help it's really appreciated! Luv ExDane P.s STHLM_Lady by cuttin them off, & as sum1 said make sure to cut ur ends once every 4months. Being careful with ur hair when ur dryin & stylin it would help prevent them in the first place. Also heat treatments are harsh on ur hair too. Hope dats of any good, I just tried my best.

shaqsi is that a cat or dog just curious to the poster don't you know girls talk shit too peace ------------------ "Don't let life discourage you;everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was" --Unknown or maybe me lol "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams" --Eleanor Roosevelt

Maskin-Macruuf: As you'd say (Kamoooon), but this time I'll say 'Shamooooon' - so you don't sue me for copyright violation. I don't have to be a surgeon, nor walk around with 2 Watermelons to know the severe back pain them Gantaalo cause. Shamoooon! God Bless. ------------------ Live today to the fullest because tomorrow is not promised".

I agree with Indhadeeq 100% What he has done previously is between him & Allah (SWT) & if he has asked for forgivness already then no1 except Allah (SWT) would know whether he has been forgiven or not. Allah is Most Forgiving & Most Merciful! By the way for all I know, when 2 people get married they start a new life that means dat they've already left the past behind! At the end of the day sum1's gotta know whats happenin in de bedroom otherwise who knows what might be goin wrong?

I dont mean to hate on Yall..*** but u cant help but hate***.But why do u guys talk so much....***meaning all guys and not some**** Ambiguous in nature too. U´re even worse than girls ***Talking and being bad isn’t meant for girls only even guys do fail sometimes***... "Just coz uve been with her or she dissed u doesnt mean that u have the right to talk about her ...." ***the fact of the matter is that you are either talking about an individual who had an effect on you or your friend**** Grow up is my only advice...***Now that is contempt for most us guys**no disrespect meant. “…and that is not a made up story its a fact.” **please don’t use facts if you cant back them up*** You story is indirectly aimed at someone who didn’t impress you and not all guys. You couldn’t possibly have met most Somali guys in the world…but ofcouse if you did, then how come I haven’t come across you. ------------------ ("`-''-/").___..--''"`-._ `6_ 6 ) `-. ( ).`-.__.`) (_Y_.)' ._ ) `._ `. ``-..-' _..`--'_..-_/ /--'_.' ,' (il),-`` (li),` ((!.-` S-h-a-q-ss-ii

LOL...u girls r so funny! I can't decide. On the one hand, as so many of u hav said, if he was experienced then he would kno wat he was doing....which would be good news 4 me! On the other hand though, waan wiswis badanahay, and the fact that I don't kno exactly where he's been and wat he's been doing turns me off. So I think I like the idea of learning and experimenting together better than the teacher/pupil scenario. Anywayz, wat's the probability of finding a virgin guy? Not high methinks!

Sparkly you are so hard on your brothers, maybe it is the ladies who think no need for the brothers to stick around since they can work and take care of themselves, and remember i said maybe, give some credit to the brothers sis, dhulkaad nala dhacday, loool by the way interesting reply you put there, I wish if my other brothers and sisters give their opinion in this issue and please be fair and don't be one sided lool peace and love wherever u are NOMADS OG_Moti

LOL- you guys are funny walaahi. I hate people with bad bad breath..uff!...and I've been seeing a lot of that lately. And two-faced people. One minute they're smiling for you, the next they're spreading rumours about you. And it's not only young people! PB...good topic.

shaqsii No guy pissed me off...what i simply mean is that majority of them talk too much. and that is not a made up story its a fact. peace

just to the point i would like a guy who knows what he is doing....i don't want no american bie scenario hapening in my bedroom peace p.s his sins are for him to worry about and allah is most merciful.....if he rebented than that's all i need to know

Dateline Mogadishu; MOGADISHU(Reuters)The latest reports say that the bubble burst is now seen as eminent. Although the town's elders are seen rushing to gather around their loyal gunmen, the mood of the public is still said to be volatile. There is a report that the residents around one of the biggest BAKARAHA market of Mogadishu, are seen bulk buying of goods in an effort to saver some basic things incase the bubble bursts. Junk of AK-47's and many other kind of weapons can be seen lying around in my places of the city. Siyad Barre's loyalists plus the Farax Abgal and also some deligates from Mr. Aideed's sections of the town are also said to be planing a rally against the Great bubble. The rally which is planned to take place just minutes before the bubble's waves arrive is in conjunction with 101 Sheekhaal and Rahanweyn spiritual leaders. In a press confress held by Mr Mahdi a long time rival of Aided, he is quoted to have said "what are you nuts?, this is has got nothing to do with spiritual leaders" and continuing with his remarks he said "this is not bemuda or wardhiigley war! we have to be prepared for this long stuggle that is ahead of us". On the other hand, there is a speculation that the Somali shilling's value have gone down many points and now flactuates like no other time. Reports from our Dateline Hargeisa centre mention Mr. Gaal's holding of mass press confress in the kheiriyaha space. Mr Gaal has urged the locals to rally behind him on his mission to combat this one big invations of the bubble. Dateline Bosaso reports a strong alliance between Mr. Yussuf and Mr. Ali Jama. The port of bosaso has witness survailance flights of German/Brit planes which are said to spearhead for the Bubble burst. MrJibriiL reporting...from MOGADISHU You will be updated as the story unfolds.... [This message has been edited by MrJibriiL (edited 04-15-2002).]

Dateline Mogadishu; MOGADISHU(Reuters)The latest reports say that the bubble burst is now seen as eminent. Although the town's elders are seen rushing to gather around their loyal gunmen, the mood of the public is still said to be volatile. There is a report that the residents around one of the biggest BAKARAHA market of Mogadishu, are seen bulk buying of goods in an effort to saver some basic things incase the bubble bursts. Junk of AK-47's and many other kind of weapons can be seen lying around in my places of the city. Siyad Barre's loyalists plus the Farax Abgal and also some deligates from Mr. Aideed's sections of the town are also said to be planing a rally against the Great bubble. The rally which is planned to take place just minutes before the bubble's waves arrive is in conjunction with 101 Sheekhaal and Rahanweyn spiritual leaders. In a press confress held by Mr Mahdi a long time rival of Aided, he is quoted to have said "what are you nuts?, this is has got nothing to do with spiritual leaders" and continuing with his remarks he said "this is not bemuda or wardhiigley war! we have to be prepared for this long stuggle that is ahead of us". On the other hand, there is a speculation that the Somali shilling's value have gone down many points and now flactuates like no other time. Reports from our Dateline Hargeisa centre mention Mr. Gaal's holding of mass press confress in the kheiriyaha space. Mr Gaal has urged the locals to rally behind him on his mission to combat this one big invations of the bubble. Dateline Bosaso reports a strong alliance between Mr. Yussuf and Mr. Ali Jama. The port of bosaso has witness survailance flights of German/Brit planes which are said to spearhead for the Bubble burst. MrJibriiL reporting...from MOGADISHU You will be updated as the story unfolds.... [This message has been edited by MrJibriiL (edited 04-15-2002).]

That's a good question. But where's your input...lol. Well me, I would prefer him to be a virgin...that way, I'd know that he's not carrying some disease. And also, since he is experienced,how would you feel if he starts comparing you to his previous partners. I don't know, but couldn't you get dambi for being with unchaste person since you already know of their status. (Not sure about this..gotta find out)

Miss L whats the question? and who is the guy who pissed u off that u had to blame every guy. Btw I would like to think that every guy in this neighbourhood is grown up. So anything that weighing you down can be discussed just point out the culprit who yaps on too much. ------------------ ("`-''-/").___..--''"`-._ `6_ 6 ) `-. ( ).`-.__.`) (_Y_.)' ._ ) `._ `. ``-..-' _..`--'_..-_/ /--'_.' ,' (il),-`` (li),` ((!.-` S-h-a-q-ss-ii

We still flying baby, Gunners got the plot right that 1-0 is a warning to all other clubs that whether the gunners play away or home we still gonna crush'em. Own goal lol GuNnErS 4va

Well Barwaaqo not worry bro all is great for now we are up there with the best ... Go gunners... ------------------ ("`-''-/").___..--''"`-._ `6_ 6 ) `-. ( ).`-.__.`) (_Y_.)' ._ ) `._ `. ``-..-' _..`--'_..-_/ /--'_.' ,' (il),-`` (li),` ((!.-` S-h-a-q-ss-ii

I dont mean to hate on Yall.But why do u guys talk so much, U´re even worse than girls... Just coz uve been with her or she dissed u doesnt mean that u have the right to talk about her .... Grow up is my only advice... peace

£20,000?? If clueless Halimo gets THAT much spent on her 4 jus one night, then I want some of that! Do u think he'll give it to me in cash, if I don't want a big wedding?

Ex-Dane: Foundations and powders don't ruin your skin, they just even out your skin tone and hide any unsightly blemishes that u may hav. And I wasn't suggesting that u should wear them every day, only when u r going somewhere special and u want to look particularly good, thats all. Anywayz, I was just trying to be helpful.

YEEEEEEEY!!! Shaqsi, I guess a 1-0 win aint too bad, especially since it was an own goal, I'm sure Middlesborough are kicking themselves! . But Sol Campbell's injury spoiled it a bit. I hope he recovers for the cup final. I so want Arsenal to beat Chelsea, I don't think I can take another defeat after last year's loss to Liverpool.

Winger you surely know that Man U are going to be without any cup this year. Just watch how we are going to destroy them at their own backyard. I tell you what if only Pires wassnt injured, we would have had him rather than Van. ------------------ ("`-''-/").___..--''"`-._ `6_ 6 ) `-. ( ).`-.__.`) (_Y_.)' ._ ) `._ `. ``-..-' _..`--'_..-_/ /--'_.' ,' (il),-`` (li),` ((!.-` S-h-a-q-ss-ii