ho my gosh those pic were really funny for real keep 'em coming guys ------------------ "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams" --Eleanor Roosevelt

Hibo: No comment. Nice-guy: So, u r a londoner?....thats good, wlc to the club bro. Ameenah: I knew the word Pizza would move u!...lol. How about when I hand in all my essays in two weeks time....my treat! (that should move u too ) Wildcat: Looooooool @ the Ali G comment. Jamaal: I've been to southall a couple of times...and it reminds me of a mix between Bombay and Xamar...lol.

Alxamdulilaahi Rabil Caalimiin....

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I like a man with great buns, so I can grab them.... I love football and the reason is to watch the men with those tight uniform......uh huh.

To me Islam is a way of living, and I don't believe there's anything hard in being a Muslim. U just gotta kno right from wrong, and u gotta try to live a clean, good life while at the same time fulfilling the five pillars of Islam. Anything that sounds really difficult, unpractical or plain illogical is not part of diinta Illahay....to me anyways. Diintu maaha wax adag oo xidhxidhan, its a way of living, a guide if u please. So, I believe I will hav an abortion everytime, because i kno myself...I wouldn't be'able to survive if I was raped, let alone if I became pregnant! Its not something I can imagine living wit on a daily basis. The rape alone, would be enough to drive me to suicide....it's a sin I kno....but there's is no way I could come to terms wit it....no way. So, the only option 4 me in that case would be abortion and several long years in a mental institute. PS: I've asked around and I was told that when it comes to abortion after rape, it is upto the woman to make the decision. So its not forbidden. Lulla.....wat a horrible topic!!!

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How does one debate with Wildcat without getting personal after all that’s what she’s bent on doing here. I’m sorry I wont give you the benefit of the doubt. ------------------ ("`-''-/").___..--''"`-._ `6_ 6 ) `-. ( ).`-.__.`) (_Y_.)' ._ ) `._ `. ``-..-' _..`--'_..-_/ /--'_.' ,' (il),-`` (li),` ((!.-` S-h-a-q-ss-ii

Abdinuur has the Puzzle been solved... Did you find that great diet? Have U grown a tooshiee yet ------------------ ("`-''-/").___..--''"`-._ `6_ 6 ) `-. ( ).`-.__.`) (_Y_.)' ._ ) `._ `. ``-..-' _..`--'_..-_/ /--'_.' ,' (il),-`` (li),` ((!.-` S-h-a-q-ss-ii

Ok, now Go with the Ball not the Player - No need to turn this into a sour personal verbal fight. This topic is nothing more then a humourous food for thought. God Bless. ------------------ "He tried to be somebody by trying to be like everybody, which makes him a nobody."

Well....wat sort of a woman hav u left out then?.....Seems to me u've more or less covered any woman who uses her head! I fall into more than one category....so I guess y'all should stay away from me.

"Who said anything about rape?"...you did, by implication...I see your requirement for the drawing of large pictures continues... The origins of the "no means no" issue is common knowledge...your ignorance that it has strong ties to arguements surrounding rape is not my fault. Your post has connotations which I felt compelled to point out...the no *not* meaning no implication struck a very offensive cord. Check your facts first before you come complaining...don't bite my head of just cos you didn't like my pointing out something fairly obvious! --------------------------------- Things to remember...chocolate solves everything and diets are EVIL!

Wildcat: Excrement? thought that was pretty steep here. This is just a debate and taking it personal doesnt help anyone. RAPE?? Who said anything about Rape? Please stick to the subject matter. You want to talk about Rape then Open another thread so We can all contribute. ------------------ ("`-''-/").___..--''"`-._ `6_ 6 ) `-. ( ).`-.__.`) (_Y_.)' ._ ) `._ `. ``-..-' _..`--'_..-_/ /--'_.' ,' (il),-`` (li),` ((!.-` S-h-a-q-ss-ii

lol ameenah, oh c'mon you know west is the best lol, it aint only a typical faarax joint moma. you know and i know what west is, ok i agree our showers are not that good but everything else, yeah, it is west-london baby. salaam to all you londoners

It'd be really interesting to put faces to all the nicks in here...totally agree with Barwaaqo on that one. It's really weird...some of us are kinda getting to know each other's personalities online...but we could pass each other everyday on the street and never realise...hard concept to get my nomad head round! Let's remedy the situation...so what ya say Londoners?...how bout we all get a bite to eat?...come on...be brave...take the plunge...we might get a nice surprise! There are some personalities in here I'd love to meat...unfortunatey most of them don't live in London...those that do...SPEAK UP! PS...in the words of Ali G...if u is ugly...u is excused! -------------------------------- ~ one thing I've learned in life thus far, I may not have all the answers but at least I have a clue ~

Although, I am limited by time to digest your thoughtfull writting, I must confess that I have enjoyed your naration. I was born In Somalia, grew up as member of Zailia, a local Sufi sect In Horn of Africa. My farther loved poetry, music and spent most of his time reading philosophy of firabi, Ibnu sina and other gaint Muslim Philosophers. Unfortunately, as I have inhereted his zeal of abstact and imaginery matters, I found an increasing animosity towars this matters from good number of the somali society. I traced why wahabi followers are inherently against the participation of social and cultural life of their Muslim society. I found this answer while I was in quantum Physics course. Knowing energy could changed from different forms, ie from electerical energy to mechanical and vice versa, however no energy could be used for mechanical and at the same time electrical, meaning once energy is used it cannot be reversed to use it for aother porppose as this violates the laws of the thermodynamics. So wahabi communities invest their atmost energy in trivial matters of islam and they enjoy listening and watching the same thing every time, so thier minds are burdened by natural inertia and compounded by justified glorification of the inertia itself, thus human personal is no longer a thinking and concious entity but rahter an object that is deviod of intellectual fascination.

Shaqsii...you hit the nail on the head when you said you'd opened up an ugly "can of worms." You're really frightening me if you believe that pile of excrement you pasted...you think "no means no" is stupid? As far as I'm aware the whole debate about "no meaning no" was concerned specifically with the RAPE issue...in particular...that rapists used "no meant yes" as a defence! I agree there's been a lot of (good humoured) male bashing...but it never strayed into delicate territories such as making light of RAPE. I think generalisations about women not knowing there own minds and always saying the opposite of what they mean are offensive and dangerous especially when it comes to sex. Speaking for myself...I assure you if I were to say no...there's a good chance I meant no...I fail to see the ambiguity in that. Oh dear...I seem to have fallen into a Cat-claws out habit...but it was a minor scratch and sorely required in this instance ------------------------------ That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

Totally agree with the adoption option...I'd fear the consequances from aborting an innocent. The pregnancy may have arose from rape...but it was still allah's will...not some cosmic *error*. I don't know whether abortion is permitted before a certain time...so I'd take the safe option and hope to be rewarded...rather than risking a grave sin. But this is all said with the comfort of speaking hypothetically...how I'd react in real life (god forbid) may be another matter entirely! Just my 2 pence worth BTW really morbid topic...whatever made you think of it? ------------------------------------ ~ one thing I've learned in life thus far...I may not have all the answers but at least I have a clue ~

MR Cartan i would like to congratulate you for your interest in islamic Philosophy. For sometime in my studies in the US universities, I have been experiencing emotional crisis, I think my problems were coming from the society that surrounded me who were in many ways enemy to any form of analasis with respect to the abstract matters that you have nicely discussed. However, recently I have acquired the following books whcih changed my life forever, the Book of Sheikh sufi of Mogadisho named Shagarat al-yaqiin or " the tree of certitude" and some other great books of somali mystic Books. So I would have appreciated if we could discuss this subject in more elaborate form.Text

I am delighted to here what you said

Oh Its lovely to see all these football fanatics. Lovely to see Gunners too here as Im one.

Gooners check out the team news for for tonigh:- http://msn.skysports.com/skysports/article/0,,1-1049542,00.html ------------------ ("`-''-/").___..--''"`-._ `6_ 6 ) `-. ( ).`-.__.`) (_Y_.)' ._ ) `._ `. ``-..-' _..`--'_..-_/ /--'_.' ,' (il),-`` (li),` ((!.-` S-h-a-q-ss-ii

Did any1 hear about Somalia becoming the grounds for America's nuclear disposal? ------------------

Hi Fia Some people who closesly scrutinized the tape, have said the figures were too hard to tell if the girls were under-age. And besides, why would he let some1 video tape when he is doin' such a thing? I think its all publicity stunt, to generate more hype for new album. And why does this shit say i'm a "junior nomad." I aint that young! Well, its a title. If you post over 10 posts, then you'll have a different one. ------------------ [This message has been edited by DAD9000 (edited 04-24-2002).]