well if you want a big butt you can do what I did eat lots of greasy food and ice cream or can have one of your chromosomes genetically altered...thats lots of money so the easiest recomendation get a fake azz the ones you put over ur own at dollar shops

most people I know say Im crazy reguralily so crazy it is

Man-oh-Man, I gotta thank SouL, because I didn't know this thread existed. Most of the stories were funny!!! But is it too late to post mine....... This happened many Eid's ago. When I was living in T.O., me and ma girls decided to go to downtown Toronto and hang out. So on our way there, on the subway, I spotted a cutie on the train. Don't you sometimes wish you,re glad to have your own language. Anyway, in Somali I said that I thought he was sexiest man alive and that I would marry him in a heartbeat. The newspaper I was carrying had advertisement of cruise trips and I said out loud ofcourse in Somali, that I don't mind going with him for our honeymoon. Now me, in need of prescription glasses, the boy was sitting directly infront of me. I could see his facial expressions changing, and I could also see that my cousin is tryin to tell me something by elbowing me. Me, stupid and blind, didn't pay no attention to the sign (I was in heaven). After a few stops, he got off. Everyone was " WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, THE BOY WAS SOMALI", am like, noooo he was a West-Indian....then I realized. It hit me. Ever since, I was always conscious and prayed to God I'd never run into him again in the subway!!!!! p.s. HEY SOUL...what about ya girl, am waiting....rather, we're waiting for u 2 post.

I'm speechless - lol. Sorry pple had to bring this one up - its just too funny to be left under. God Bless. ------------------ "He tried to be somebody by trying to be like everybody, which makes him a nobody."

"War is healthy for the State" Annonymous. ------------------

Libaax-Sankataabte walaalkiis walaahi it would be nice if you guys ban all unregistred users....i have the feeling that they are all registred but don't want to use their nick....but my question is if you are ashamed to post something using ur nick why hide behind anonymous name and bash ur fellow nomads just my opinion ------------------ "Prayer is man's greatest means of trapping the infinite resources of God." - J. Edgar Hoover

Libaax-Sankataabte walaalkiis walaahi it would be nice if you guys ban all unregistred users....i have the feeling that they are all registred but don't want to use their nick....but my question is if you are ashamed to post something using ur nick why hide behind anonymous name and bash ur fellow nomads just my opinion ------------------ "Prayer is man's greatest means of trapping the infinite resources of God." - J. Edgar Hoover

lool Me Tooo - Very Funny. God Bless. ------------------ "He tried to be somebody by trying to be like everybody, which makes him a nobody."

Here's one last one - Don't like to occupy lotsa space, will just continue on this thread A young man went to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic, but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Nordstrom and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note: "I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones that are easier to remove. "These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart. "I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. "When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will natrally be a little damp from wearing. "Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night. All my love. "P.S The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing."

Maybe you've seen this one before - got it thru email few weeks ago, thought it was funny - Enjoy... I did not come to England to take pictures of Big Ben or tour London Bridge. I just wanted to get paid and get even with those colonials. With a name like Ogundele Kayode Omobrukutu, I could not even buy a bus pass let alone open a bank account. This is my story....It took me 6 months to study the system, but I still could not figure out my squares and circus's. I could not travel from Leicester Circus to Oxford Square without getting lost. I was a YMCA (Young Money Chasing African) when I joined the FRAUD (Fine Rich Africans United in Deals). It took me 3 months to attain my ACCA (Advanced Certificate for Criminal Africans) and I needed an MBA (Major Bank Account) to do my first HND (Heavy Nigerian Deal). I arranged to meet this guy at Animal and Something, I mean Elephant and Castle. We were suppose to meet at 10.00am. I got there at 11.30am and he turned up at 1.30pm. He pulled up in a Mercedes 500SL with a private number plate - 419 ADE. He was a definite Nigerian, he had it all - leather jacket in summer, air condition on full blast with his roof and windows down whilst smoking cigar and choking on his smoke just to impress me. Being a fellow Nigerian I was more than impressed. He introduced himself as Adepujo Kunle Babatunde and asked me to call him Ade or Babs. He spoke with a strong Nigerian accent but he messed the whole language up by slanging - he sounded like a Canadian born Chinese living in Germany and studying French. I had not been in the country for long but I could tell that Omo(my man) was trying hard to be British. After hanging with Ade for about 2 months I became an OBE (Opportunist Bank Employee) and specialised in BBC (Breaking Bank Codes). Money was flowing and I wanted more so I did my PhD (Passport Handling Degree) and became an FBI (Fraudster Bringing Immigrants). My status changed drastically...., I had a BMW 328is convertible and a Porsche 911 with a private plate - 911 OMO and living in a council flat and signing on. I went to Moonlighting every Friday and drank champagne and danced to music supplied by DJ Pace and Skills. I became foolish - I remember one night I spent over a 1000 pounds on just champagne at the club and had no money for petrol so I walked home. My downfall.... Greed and selfishness inevitably led to my downfall - I got involved with a CIA (Cash Investing Agent) and we did a couple of GMTs (Good Money Transfers) but he later turned out to be a CID (Cop in Disguise). I was under surveillance and I did not even know. I left the NHS Nigerian Housing Scheme) early that morning with about 12 different cheque books to go and do my business. They followed me unto the high road and it was then it hit me that something was wrong. I could not leave all that evidence in my car so I started chewing my cheque books. I ate 8 before they pulled me over. They read me my rights and all that crap and all I could say was - OGA, water please!

again we attacked the person/ good god almight! the bro gave credit to the writer.. ppls read till the end.. dang yall. or in ebonics.."wha' da deal wich-yalls??" ------------------ I LOVE ME FOR ME

again we attacked the person/ good god almight! the bro gave credit to the writer.. ppls read till the end.. dang yall. or in ebonics.."wha' da deal wich-yalls??" ------------------ I LOVE ME FOR ME

I think talking about this is deeply serous Before I answer ur Q, Sis r sure of that if u get married u gonna get Kids, obviously no one of us can say Im sure about that, and U have to know that there r people who every day/hour/min begging their Almighty to give them Kids and U say i don't need, Allah can make u infertile(Madasho) for that word u know, so u have to think of saying things b4 u do. So if u want me to answer ur Q u have to answer mine First R U Sure u gonna deliver Kids if one of our Nomad king will marry you? Stimulated Nomad

Sorry I meant Hitlet was was slaughtering The JEWs like sheep (or so they say) in Germany, Wall berg, David Rothschild (dare I say both famous Jewish fininciers) were roaming around in the midst of Nazi rule and surprise surprise!!!!no harm was inflicted upon. You know why? Come on you can interpret the rest. ------------------ Illumination is man’s release from his self-incurred Ignorance.

Good question. Wars as you have beautifully presented are quite horrible acts but wretchedly inevitable for the capitalist age we live in. If you carefully scrutinize the origins of WW1 and WW2 then you will find out the aetiology of it was indeed money. It was economic motivated. The origins main cause of the first one was Africa and how Germany can get its hands on “its share” of the “commodity”. In the WW2 when Hitler was slaughtering like sheep (or so they say) in Germany, Wall berg, David Rothschild were roaming around in the midst of Nazi rule and surprise surprise!!!!no harm was inflicted upon. You know why? Come on you can interpret the rest. Wars, in general aren’t particularly pleasant but indeed sometimes it is practicable to minimise a great evil by carrying out a lesser one. I am not a pacifist but perhaps you are? Sophist ------------------ Illumination is man’s release from his self-incurred Ignorance.

i saw more than once peeps posting things and not giving credit where it's due... there is nothing wrong with borrowing others work but i think it will be good for the poster to atleast state whose work it is...i for one never take credit for something i haven't wrote.....also i thought it was one of the sites rules not to post here copy righted materaials.....but if the moderator(s) aren't following the rules WHO WILL?

i saw more than once peeps posting things and not giving credit where it's due... there is nothing wrong with borrowing others work but i think it will be good for the poster to atleast state whose work it is...i for one never take credit for something i haven't wrote.....also i thought it was one of the sites rules not to post here copy righted materaials.....but if the moderator(s) aren't following the rules WHO WILL?

Thanks again for inviting me to this home-like forum, I do appreciate it immensely. Shaqsii, perhaps you do my fellow moderator. Though I never thought I was that famous- perhaps in the virtual world. Jamaal11: Oxford is a dreary as England in general. Tonight they are starting to celebrate the May day thing- an ancient fertility celebration, but these days it is an excuse for the young Oxonians stay up all night, get pissed and just after dawn to jump of Magdalene bridge.

Where is our artistic integrity? Weren’t we taught to always credit our sources and not infringe on the ideas of others? Meaning we should give credit where credit is due whenever we borrow materials. Here is where I originally saw this article http://www.affirmation.org/english.htm PS. I hope my post does not get deleted because of my sincere valid argument, it’s NOT meant to criticize the originator of this thread but to stress on the importance of artistic integrity.

Where is our artistic integrity? Weren’t we taught to always credit our sources and not infringe on the ideas of others? Meaning we should give credit where credit is due whenever we borrow materials. Here is where I originally saw this article http://www.affirmation.org/english.htm PS. I hope my post does not get deleted because of my sincere valid argument, it’s NOT meant to criticize the originator of this thread but to stress on the importance of artistic integrity.

Salaams, This is the third posting since I have joined this forum. And perhaps it is somewhat bizarre to seek advice ask the fellows to unravel a conundrum that is quite painful in my regard. Please do excuse my harebrained attempt to somehow expect my problem to be solved. Then again who knows. Here it goes chaps and chicks "Sorry Ladies, I just thought chicks goes well with chaps" I sit tonight as lost soul. This had realised that there is no turning point. The precariousness of the road that was ahead of him had come to an end. But this ending is somewhat rather peculiar in nature. Because it is not as what my soul expected to be the final point of his journey. There is a concrete wall, a wall that the energy within me cannot demolish in order my soul and I to pass through. And Love was and is the fuel of this journey, but it seems only love would not overcome this enigma I am faced with. So naturally I am looking for the alternative, surely every ill there is a remedy, I reasoned quietly within myself. But it seems that it is nowhere to be found. How could you look for something that you have no clue about in the first place. That is how my soul feels. It is stuck and does not know how to get out of the place. It is dark, gloomy and quite creepy. And the prospect of not passing through this is exceedingly frightening. But out of the blue there comes a voice. The voice has lustre of spiritual-like being. And the voice tells my soul; if you want to overcome this problem you have to do away with some of your habits permanently. My mind tells my soul, just accept whatever; so we can realise our destiny. The soul asks the Voice, what shall I do to get to my destiny?. The voice delightfully tells him; you need to be spiritual, not becoming spiritual is the only barrier that keeps you from your deserved destiny. My soul goes into deep, profound thinking and comes out and says that is impossible. That would change who I am. And when my mind heard that, it became mad. All the prospect of realising our destiny came before me. And equally the fact that we shall stay till we perish was also in my mind. I reminisced the world I came from, the world I am in now, and of course where we were heading. I was overcome by fury and resented the fact that this soul of mine is being irrational about the whole thing. I tried to reason with my soul. I said, please it is not that you are changing yourself, you are reverting to your original being; as a soul you would normally be spiritual, but the conditions you had been living corrupted you and you had become indifferent to spirituality. That might be right he retorted, but I had become what I have. And this is who I am now. It will be unjust to my being if I change who I am. I said to him, listen if you don’t then we are doomed forever. So do you really want to stay in this underworld. The world between two worlds? A world that gloom and despondency is the norm. I went on to say, We can not even go back!. - - - - - - What do you guys think, how would you remedy this problem. This is of course a metaphor and I would love you to help me with it. ------------------ Illumination is man’s release from his self-incurred Ignorance.

This is just especail 4 us, i think u know what i mean not 4 every1 but Nomads, So if u r, WELCOME Stimulated Nomad

Sophist Wlc aboard bro....Always apleasure to have another Great Nomad and I do surely think I know you too. WELCOME ------------------ There is no Sin Greater Than Ignorance R.Kipling ("`-''-/").___..--''"`-._ `6_ 6 ) `-. ( ).`-.__.`) (_Y_.)' ._ ) `._ `. ``-..-' _..`--'_..-_/ /--'_.' ,' (il),-`` (li),` ((!.-` S-h-a-q-ss-ii

Commiserations Winger you will have to just sit back and watch us take you apart come Saturday. You guys should have beaten Liverkusen but you sat back and waited for the last minute. ------------------ There is no Sin Greater Than Ignorance R.Kipling ("`-''-/").___..--''"`-._ `6_ 6 ) `-. ( ).`-.__.`) (_Y_.)' ._ ) `._ `. ``-..-' _..`--'_..-_/ /--'_.' ,' (il),-`` (li),` ((!.-` S-h-a-q-ss-ii

We lost!!!!! dam.. am soooooooooooo disappointed.. it hurts.. but still its all about next season.. i'll write more next time coz am sad..